Post you favourite wrestler....

[The Ravishing One]

My favourite wrestler is Ravishing Rick Rude.

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Originally Posted by The Naitch ALF

ALF



ALF would challenge for the only possible title, Hardcore under 24/7 rules.

Appearing backstage to cheer up wrestlers who were missing Fifi, ALF was busy getting a rub-down from Trish Stratus and Lita.
As Raven, the new Hardcore champ came rushing backstage, Trish and Lita went to move ALF out of Raven's path, but Lita botched the rub-down, and acccidentally swung ALF right into Raven's nuts, dropping him to the floor.
ALF, grabbing Raven by the shoulders to see if he was alright, never noticed that the ref gave the 3 count.

ALF is the Hardcore Champ!

Originally Posted by The Naitch Fifi

Fifi appears backstage for some wrestler petting and spies ALF's backside in the air.
Now Fifi, more commonly known to his doggy-chums as Fido, see's ALF's rear end, and thinks 'Yee-Haa' and runs forward to mount ALF.
Trish: Look! Here comes Fifi!
ALF turns and sees this lovely poodle come running towards him, and as Fifi lands on ALF, he rolls onto his back and begins to pet the dog.
The ref (who must've been on something) counts 1...2...3 and Fifi is now the WWE Hardcore Champ!




Never thought I would get that one!

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Originally Posted by Rob Manami Toyota

Manami Toyota challenges for the Womens Title on RAW

After making her debut in a battle royal on RAW to decide the womens champion, it comes down to 2 wrestlers, Manami Toyota and Gail Kim.
The 2 square off, and suddenly Gail Kim turns and throws herself over the top rope.
Manami asks in pigeon English why she done that.
Kim replies 'Welcome to the WWE - you'll job next week and never be seen again for months. Been there - done that - got the t-shirt!

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Page 3 - jeebus!

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Originally Posted by Saviour Earl Hebner

Already dealt with in the Dave Mercy thread, where he picks up the Hardcore title.

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Originally Posted by Gohan3K Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Gonna twist this a little, but he's gonna pick up the Hardcore Title.


Austin drives into the arena where the whole ALF/Fifi debacle has just taken place.
He's been out quad-biking, shooting, drinking beer all day like a good Texas Redneck should, and he's turned up to see some of his buddies on RAW.

So Austin is driving into the parking lot and Fifi is running away from the crowd of wrestlers trying to pin her for the Hardcore Title,when WHAM!
Austin runs Fifi over........

He leans out the truck and is looking at everyone, who're all looking at him in condemnation.:foc:
Suddenly the ref (who's still on something) runs out and counts 1...2....3

Austin is declared the Hardcore Champ.


*who's writing this crap?*

[Doink]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Micheal Cole Michael Cole will win the WWE Championship! So here's how. A few weeks before the Royal Rumble 2005 and Vince McMahon is in the ring talking about how JBL had to go after insulting every racial minority and majority, being excommunicated by the pope, and being head-hunted by 14 extremist groups including the KKK and the American Nazi Party. Cole and Tazz are commentating, and forgetting their mic's are switched on, Tazz asks Cole what he thinks of Vince's speech. Cole replies, "Who fucking cares? Vince is a dick and bores me to sleep. Wake me when he's done." Sadly when Vince is watching the taping of Smackdown for editing, he hears Cole's inadvertant comments, and decides that Michael Cole and his compadre, Tazz are gonna get it! The Royal Rumble comes around, and there are 5 spots unfilled. Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Vince comes out and announces who is getting them. Vince: The number one shot in the Rumble this year goes to......Kane! Vince: The number two shot in the Rumble goes to ............Big Show! Vince: The number three shot in the Rumble goes to ............A-Train! Vince: The number four shot in the Rumble goes to ..................Tazz! Cole *commentating*: WHAT? Tazz? WTF? Tazz: uhhh....ohhhh Vince: And the number five entrant into the Rumble goes to .........MICHEAL COLE!!!! Cole looks like the fear of death has been put in him. He doesn't understand why he's being called out to wrestle, and with the 3 monsters already in the ring, it doesn't look good. So the Rumble starts... Enter Kane, Enter the Big Show. The 2 square off, and then turn and await the entry of A-Train. Enter A-Train, who comes down to the ring, shakes hands with Kane and Show and the 3 of them wait for Tazz. Enter Tazz!!!!! He comes legging it down to the ring, and this time avoids sitting on the turnbuckle and getting knocked straight out by Kane. This time he comes straight into the ring, into a sliding headbutt which shatters Big Shows left kneecap, forcing him to fall on A-Train. Tazz then turns on Kane, who grabs his throat to set him up for the chokeslam. As he's lifted towards the ropes, Tazz turns the move into the Tazzmission, and Kane starts flapping wildly. Meanwhile Tazz has managed to get his legs wrapped around the top rope, and Kane, and when kane starts to fade out, Tazz simply leans over the rope, and Kane goes over, and is eliminated. Tazz, clinging to the ropes with his legs, manages to get back into the ring safely. Meanwhile A-Train is still trying to dig himself out from under the Big Show, who is moaning in agony. A-Train finally gets up as Cole enters the ring. Train goes for Tazz with the big boot, but trips over Cole, bounces on his head, and goes sailing up onto the turnbuckle, where Tazz shoves him off. At the point the audience are going mental! Kane and A-Train eliminated, Big Show injured, and by Tazz and Cole! Big Show gets up, holding onto the ropes for balance, starts growling things at Cole and Tazz "get me chicken and pies and burgers, you short-ass shrimps. Yeah, and get me shrimps too" and other obscenities. Tazz takes a run at The Big Show, and manages to take Show over the top rope, but also eliminates himself! Micheal Cole is the only participant left in the Rumble! Enter John Cena. Cena laughs at Cole and tells him to go sit in the corner. Cole does so. Enter Rene Dupree. Cena and Dupreego at it for a while. Enter Eddie Guerrero. Eddie comes over to Cole, and whispers 'Lie, Cheat and Steal, Mikey! Slip out under the bottom rope and hide under the ring!' Eddie then turns his attention towards Dupree who has Cena against the top rope. Cole does as suggested, and hides under the ring. Anyway, the Rumble proceeds with entrants coming down to the ring, all desperate for a shot at the UnderTakers title, and it comes down to Cena, Eddie, RVD, HBK, Orton and Jamie Noble. Cena gets eliminated, as does HBK. RVD goes to go coast to coast, but Eddie hits him with a drop kick in mid-air to put him over the ropes. As Eddie lands, Orton grabs him to push him over the ropes too. The pair go tumbling over leaving Jamie Noble standing in the ring. Noble immediately goes to the top rope and stands on it celebrating, as Michael Cole appears from the underside of the ring. Seeing his opportunity, he runs toward Noble and knocks him off the top ropes. MICHAEL COLE WINS THE ROYAL RUMBLE! COLE IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!! So Cole celebrates, Vince comes down to the ring, and states that Cole will indeed challenge the WWE Champ at WM, but who the WWE champ is going to be is still to be determined. So during the run-up to Wrestlemania, Undertaker has a series of challenges against a masked, muscle-bound opponent, who repeatedly gets the better of the undertaker. The Masked man appears strong, aggressive, fast, talented, and awesome in every aspect. 3 weeks before Wrestlemania, the Masked Man beats Undertaker for the WWE Title. Vince comes to the ring and announces to the crowd..... Vince: I want you to meet the man who will face Michael Cole at Wrestlemania for the WWE Title. A Man hand picked by me, to destroy the worst commentator in WWE history. The masked man removes his hood and appears as none other than......... BROCK LESNAR! Cole shits his pants. Tazz moves away because of the smell. Smackdown goes off air. Wrestlemania: Main Event - Cole makes his way to the ring, looking terrified. Really like a rabbit in the headlights, totally shaking and quivering with fear! The crowd are chanting 'Cole's gonna die, Cole's gonna die' and 'You're going home in a FedEx coffin Cole, You're going home in a FedEx coffin Cole!' HERE COMES THE PAIN! Lesnar enters the ring, and squares up to Cole. Lesnar: I'm gonna hurt you so much, you're gonna know what hell feels like! Cole: Hey....I surf the net! Lesnar goes ape, and grabs him for the F-5, and as Cole is on Lesnar's shoulders, he breathes a sigh of relief, 'At least your not gonna shooting-star-press me!' Lesnar hearing this, delivers an awesome F-5. Cole is out cold on the mat. All Lesnar has to do is go for the pin. He turns and heads for the turnbuckle. The crowd look on in disbelief. He climbs to the top rope and turns... The crowd surge to their feet in disbelief.... Lesnar launches himself off the ropes, going for the Shooting Star Press finish! Lesnar soars, turning through the air........... and lands once more on his face, knocking himself cold. The impact of such a big guy on the mat, bounces Lesnar onto his back, and makes Cole bounce upwards and land on the now prostrate Lesnar. Earl Hebner counts...........1................2................3! COLE IS THE WWE CHAMPION! bet you thought it couldn't be done? Worth a rep for that?

if i could rep thee i would! i want this to happen!

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Originally Posted by Sound2TheBay Hulk Hogan, brother

Hulk Hogan

WWE Championship on Smackdown

This one will follow on from the Rock's story where he holds the WWE Championship after kicking JBL's ass.

Hogan comes to Smackdown to tell The Rock well done for kicking JBL's ass and showing him what a real American is.
The Rock said he managed just fine, but why didn't Hulk Hogan do it before the Rock.
Hogan shows Rock his bus pass, and explains about how he's actually really old.
The Rock asks how old, and Hogan replies that he has a younger brother called Moses.
The Rock tells him to get his wrinkly ass out of the ring!

The 2 argue back and forth for a while, and then Hogan spits in Rock's face!
This sets up a match at the next PPV for the title.
Hogan is acting totally heelish, and trying to get to the Rock but the People's champ keeps thwarting him at every turn.

Eventually the PPV comes around, and Rock and Hogan go at it for the 3rd time.
Just when it looks like the Rock is about to get the pin, the lights go out, you hear a chairshot, and then the lights appear and The Rock is decked in the middle of the ring, Vince McMahon is grinning at ringside and so Hogan drops the leg on the Rock, and gets the pin for the WWE title.

When Vince was asked why he interfered, he replied,
Vince: "because JBL was my creation. He was me. And The Rock destroyed that. In destroying JBL, he destroyed a part of me. Hogan deserves to hold the title more than the Rock, but Hogan's turn will come. You'll see!
Hogan: Vince......I'm standing right here!
Vince: But you're hearing's not so good now is it?
Hogan: My earrings made of wood? I don't have any earrings.

Hogan's carers arrive to give him his bath and put him to bed.

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Originally Posted by MVP Billy Kidman

Originally Posted by Alienoid06 Paul London

I'm doing these guys together as they make a fantastic tag team!

WWE Tag Team Champions

The Dudleys beat down Billy Kidman, and injure him, and as a result Kurt Angle is persuaded to strip them of their newly won tag titles, so several weeks go by, and eventually Kidman is fit enough to return.

Kidman and London go to Kurt Angle and tell him that they want a rematch against the Dudleys.
When Angle proposes this to The Dudleys they laugh at this proposal and insist on a stipulation - a tables match!
Angle drops the bombshell on them that Kidman & London had insisted on the same thing.
The match gets set up for Summerslam.

Summerslam comes around, and Kidman and London are first to the ring.
The Dudleys enter, accompanied by Heyman, and try to clear the ring with their strength and power, but Kidman & Londons speed and agility has then foiled.
The match is going on, great stuff, lots of huge bumps, powermoves, high-flying, etc.
Bubba tells D'von to get the tables.
D'Von grabs a table and sets it up in the middle of the ring, and grabs Paul London and goes to the top rope. Bubba has him all set up for a power-bomb through the table.
Bubba leaps...
London comes down at the speed of light and bounces off the table.
Bubba:
D'Von:
Bubba grabs Kidman and tries the same thing...
Kidman bounces off!
Bubba:
D'Von:

The Dudley's quickly realise that these 2 cruiserweights don't have enough bodyweight to break a table!
Meantime, London and Kidman have recovered and they climb to opposite corners of the ring, then leaping from the top rope, drive a confused D'Von and Bubba though the same table!

Kidman and London recover the WWE Tag Titles!





*PS big_bluto is a rep whore* [/HINT]

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Just done 12 in a row.
Need a break.
Will start again in a couple of hours.

[Nowhere Man]

How's aboot dear old Lance Storm?

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Originally Posted by Moonspell The Hurricane

The Hurricane

The Hurricane challenges for the WWE Championship after transferring to Smackdown.

After the whole Matt Hardy storyline, Kane is moved to Smackdown 'for his own protection', and Hurricane is sent as part of the trade.

This leaves him competing in matches in & out of the CW division.
Meantime, Big Show has returned from injury, Kane is raising merry hell, and Taker has the strap.
Now then, Big Show wants a shot at the title, and so does Kane, but Taker is fighting them both off, and the recurring theme of all this is that the victor will ultimately be decided by the most powerful chokeslam.
Eventually Angle makes a match with all 3 of them, and calls it the WWE Championship Chokeslam Invitational. Winner can only pin after chokeslamming opponent inside the ring.

So out comes Show, out comes Kane, out comes Taker, they all look hungry.
STAND BACK - THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!
Enter the Hurricane to the ring.
Show, Kane & Taker are looking amused.
Angle comes out and basically says What The Hurri-Fu*k?
Hurricane relies that it's an 'invitational' for chokeslams, and he does the Chokeslam so count him in.
Eventually Angle relents, and Taker, Show and Kane beat the crap out of him and throw him out of the ring.
Then the 3 giants go at it.
Kane gets eliminated first by Big Show, and Show and Taker battle it out. Taker can't slam Show, but Show can't grip Taker. Eventually Hurricane makes his way back into the ring, and grabs Show at the same time as Taker and they both Chokeslam him.
Taker and Hurricane square off, and Taker starts the beatdown on Helms.
This continues, but he can't ever grip him to put the chokeslam on him, so he decides that Hurricane is gonna get tombstoned off the steel steps.
He grabs them and throws them in the ring, sets up the tombstone, but Helms wriggles out of it.
Shining Wizard to Taker.
When Taker gets back up, Hurricane is standing on the steps in the ring, and as Taker comes towards him, Hurricane grips him for the chokeslam and gets the win.

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Originally Posted by Moonspell Shannon Moore

Shannon Moore

The former MF'r challenges for the CW Title.

Rey Mysterio, current holder of the CW Title drops it to Chavo Guerrero, who forms a loose alliance with Jamie Noble.
Mysterio, desperate for the title back, recruits Moore to watch his back.

They get into a few tag team matches, some individual matches, and all the while Mysterio/Moore are getting the victories, but it's Moore who's getting the pinfalls.

Mysterio and Moore have an argument backstage about how Moore keeps 'stealing Mysterio's thunder' and Moore points out that he's out there for himself.
Meantime, an argument has broken out between Chavo and Noble, because Chavo keeps getting pinned.
Eventually the 4 get called for another tag match, which degenerates into a 4 way brawl. Angle calls it a 4 man match, first pin wins, and an outstanding match ensues.
All 4 of these wreslters really take the brakes off, and hit all kinds of wicked moves.
All the time Moore is looking stronger and sharper.
Eventually after hitting the 619 on Mysterio, he gets the pin and walks away CW Champion.

[HankScorpio]

Mae Young's Handchild

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Originally Posted by Alienoid06 Kanyon Orlando Jordan

Orlando Jordan & Kanyon
The World Tag Titles on RAW

Orlando Jordan - youth, intensity, potential, eager and hungry
Kanyon - experience, wisdom, ability, desire and drive
Orlando Jordan and Kanyon make an awesome tag team.
They start off doing matches on Heat, and between them deliver some awesome matches. They quickly begin to build a huge face following on HEAT, and are getting huge pops.
They beat all in their path, some victories more difficult than others, and start cutting promo's to get onto RAW and challenge for the titles.
Bischoff gives them their chance but they have to go through several other tag teams to get there.
Eventually Bischoff makes a big song and dance about how they're not good enough to be on RAW, despite tons of evidence to the contrary and tells them they're going back to HEAT.
Before they go they manage to convince him to give them one last shot at a 4 way tag title shot against any other 3 teams of Bischoff's choosing. He agrees and puts in some real bad-ass teams against them, as well as the current champs, La Resistance.

They get beat down, and beat down, but can't get eliminated, and eventually they pick up their game and pull off a succession of finishing maneuvers to get the tag titles.

I seriously think they could make a good tag team.

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Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn Mae Young's Handchild

I don't think that's gonna be possible.
From what I understand, the Handchild is currently employed by Triple H to excavate boogers from those parts of his nose that he can't reach with his arm or a stick.

[HankScorpio]

^^
It may not be pretty, but I guess its a career, at least untill they remake the Addams Family (again)

[Doink]

Originally Posted by big_bluto I don't think that's gonna be possible. From what I understand, the Handchild is currently employed by Triple H to excavate boogers from those parts of his nose that he can't reach with his arm or a stick.

while up HHH nose the Handchild doesnt remove the boogers but stores them up until eventually they have bloked off the air getting to HHH. with this in place the handchild climbs out of HHH nose, the following week on raw the handchild is out and proceedes to cover HHH mouth, cutting off his air supply and knocking him out.

the Handchild then covers HHH and becomes the new hardcore champion (hc belt as its the only one tha can be won by anyone 24/7)

NEW HARDCORE CHAMP - MAE YOUNGS HANDCHILD

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Originally Posted by Alienoid06 Sean O'Haire

Sean O'Haire

On RAW and Smackdown promo's start appearing showing a mysterious, muscular silhouette of a man, a big man.
A voice speaks calmly, confidently.

I've seen you all wrestle.
I've seen the best you have to offer.
I've seen it all........
And now I've seen enough.
Call yourselves Champions?
WWE Champ?
World Heavyweight Champ?
I'm coming for you both.
No-one shall stand in my path, for I know you all.
All shall fall before me, for my fury is now unleashed!

The lights go out, and the promo's end.

Nobody knows who this mysterious person is, but he looks impressive, frightening, and above all, confident.

The following week on RAW and Smackdown similar promo's are cut.
A dark room, a comfortable chair, a man sitting in the chair, silhouetted by the light behind him.

Unleashed........and hungry.
I will get my titles.
Summerslam.
I'll be waiting......

The following week on RAW and Smackdown we see a promo:
An empty arena, the camera pans around and we see a ring.
Covering the ring........Hell In A Cell!
Inside the ring is a this mysterious man, cloaked and hooded, talking confidently, quietly and intensely.
You call this frightening?
You call this intimidating?
You call this Hell?
I call it Home.
At Summerslam, Benoit, Bradshaw, you'll find out how inhospitable my home can be!

Speculation is rife about who this mystery person is.

Word comes down from Vince McMahon that the match is on, and unless both champions sign the contract they will be stripped of their belts.
The only reason Vince McMahon gives is that 'he denied this person in the past, and now that debt has been called in full'.

On RAW, Benoit is out at the ring, cutting a promo about this mystery guy, how he has no courage to face him like a man, how he won't unveil himself. Benoit keeps asking, 'Who Are You?'
Appearing out of the rafters is a guy dressed in black, white face paint on, and he says a few quite words before disappearing again;
'I'm Not Telling You Anything You Don't Already Know.......'
Benoit is left in the ring with a nagging expression on his face, like something's troubling him.

The next night on Smackdown, JBL is cutting a similar promo, asking who this guy is, is he Sting?
All of a sudden, a hotdog sails out from the audience and knocks off his hat.
Turning angrily, he picks up the hot-dog, and notices that it has a note attached to it.
Picking it up he reads out the words 'I'm not telling you anything, you don't already know.......'
JBL has that exact same look on his face that Benoit had, something familiar that he can't quite put his finger on.

Summerslam Main Event:
The Cell is lowered over the ring.
Benoit enters and grabs a mic, saying this is his great opportunity to become the Undisputed World Champion, and JBL's music starts.
He comes down, enters the cell, looking nervous, and grabs Benoit's mic, and tells him that's not gonna happen as long as JBL stands in the ring.

The lights dim.....
The crowd rises slowly to it's feet....
A hush descends on the arena.....
Footsteps are heard.....

A man in a cloak, hooded appears at the top of the ramp.
He looks hugely strong, but balanced and poised like a cat.
He stands a good 6 foot 6, and looks intimidating.
None can see his face.
He turns his back to the audience, and slowly raises his arms......
The cloak falls......
We see a figure with his back to us, dark hair tight to his head.
The figure begins to look over his shoulder...
The head turns ever so slowly.......
We see a small thin beard, on a long pointy chin......
We see a sharp pointed nose........
The figure turns and the audience gasp as one.
'Who is that guy' we hear Jerry 'The King' Lawler cry out....
A response is heard from an Internet geek in the rafters..
SEAN O'HAIRE' OUT OF HIS CAGE!!!!!!!!!

This now revealed figure walks towards the cell, staring, unblinking at Benoit, at Bradshaw, still looking menacing, confident, and intense.
He enters the cell, raises his arms, and cries out 'WELCOME TO MY HOME'

He immediately hits JBL right in the side of the head with a jumping spin-kick and just about takes his head off.
Landing like a cat, he looks across at Benoit.....and nods his head.
What happens next is an extraordinary bout of technical wrestling.
O'Haire has been able to watch Benoit for a long time, and has analysed his wrestling technique to a level that Benoit isn't capable of.
O'Haire counters each move Benoit makes before Benoit has decided to do it, and then O'Haire goes on the offensive.
He takes down Benoit with a series of blistering high-speed, high-flying moves, and decks him out in the centre of the ring.
JBL rises to get another jumping spin-kick to the face, knocking him cold next to Benoit.
O'Haire heads towards the corner and climbs to the turnbuckle.
He glances over his shoulder, and then grins to the crowd.
O'Haire takes off flipping backwards into a beautiful Seanton Bomb, landing with an awesome impact on the 2 prone champions.
As O'Haire pins both the champs, the ref counts 1...2....3.

Sean O'Haire - Undisputed Champion!

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Originally Posted by SirRoundSound (who's really Ferocious) Kenzo Suzuki

Kenzo Suzuki

Kenzo Suzuki challenges for the Cruiserweight title

In an unhyped match Suzuki comes out to face the current CW champ, and beats him soundly in a bizzarely mediocre squash match.
The following week he drops the title to Jamie Noble.
Internet news reports state that Kenzo Suzuki has been sent to OVW for further development, and his wife is currently working for Vince as a tea lady.

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Originally Posted by Funky Fly Ultimo Dragon

Ultimo Dragon

Much as I would love to see Ultimo Dragon go further, I think we'll settle for the Cruiserweight Championship at present.

Ultimo Dragon, languishing in Mexico, decides to make it impossible for Vince to bury him anymore.
He immediately sets off to deliver some blistering performances, appearing on TNA, ROH, and every televised Indie he can get onto.
He follows no rules, and drops whatever moves he deems can be performed at any time.
Eventually Vince gives him the call asking if he fancies coming back from his 'Vacation' to the WWE.
Ultimo responds, and sets things alight on House Shows, and appears on Velocity.
Not only does he perform brilliant offense, and sell well, he also appeals to the crowd for responses.
Then he begins a gimmick of asking the crowd pre-match, which finishing maneuver he should use to end the match, and get the pin, by holding up 2 signs and getting them to cheer.
This makes for great pops on Velocity, sales for T-shirts and Dragon Merchandise are up, and so Vince succumbs to the the sensible thing.
He brings him up to Smackdown.
Ultimo Dragon is immediately dropped into Tag Team mediocrity and told to job to Chavo and Noble, however his partner, Akio never gets tagged into the match.
Ultimo really pulls out the stops, and shows what he can really do, making Chavo and Noble look like a couple of pussies. Akio never makes it into the ring, and Ultimo goes for the pin.
Vince is furious, but the fans are calling it a match of the year candidate.
Merchandise requests are through the roof, and Ultimo Dragon does the smart thing. he tells Vince to drop his grievance in exchange for rights for T-shirts, emblems, and future merchandise rights.
Ultimo then moves into a programme of singles matches against Mysterio, and the matches are outstanding. Both wrestlers spend more time in the air than on the mat, but with Ultimo Dragon consistently gaining the upper hand, despite several jobs to Rey.
Eventually his pops are so huge that Vince decides that he should get the strap, and at Summerslam, Ultimo Dragon wins the Cruiserweight Title in a Battle Royal rematch from Wrestlemania 20.
And he still slips.
Twice.

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Originally Posted by Goldbird Jeff Jarrett

Jeff Jarrett

WWE Championship

Vince McMahon, becoming threatened by TNA getting a TV deal decides that he must do something and implulse-buys the company.
Part of the deal is that Jeff Jarrett's contract must be honoured and he must be given a title reign as WWE Champion.

Jeff Jarrett comes in and named number 1 contender to JBL.
They have a match, and JBL jobs the title to Jarrett.
The following week on Smackdown, Vince comes out to the ring and declares himself number 1 contender and sets up a match with Jarrett, which he wins.

When Vince was interviewed after the match, he was happy to comment;
WWE will always beat the competition.
Vince wins!
It doesn't matter if it's TNA, WCW or ECW.
Vince wins and don't you forget it!
As for competition in the future.......NO CHANCE!

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Originally Posted by The Ravishing One Ravishing Rick Rude

Ravishing Rick Rude

Picks up the IC Title on RAW

Rick Rude is brought in by Vince to further the legend killer gimmick of Randy Orton.
After a series of clashes, and Orton's continued insistence of a match, Ric Rude agrees but only if he can get a shot at the IC Title.

Well the match goes ahead, everything is going according to plan, and Rick Rude is about to job the match.
Orton sets up for the RKO, leaps into the air, but misjudges it badly, and shatters his femur when he lands.
He's too far away to reach for a pin, and Rick Rude hasn't noticed, because he's still selling the RKO.
Quickly word comes from the back. Get Rick to pin Orton, and we'll sort it out next week.
Ravishing Rick Rude goes for the pin, and gets it 1...2....3

The following week on RAW a match is set up where Flair pins Ravishing Rick Rude for the IC title.
Incidentally they both fall and break a hip on the way back up the ramp.

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Originally Posted by Nowhere Man Lance Storm

Lance Storm

Despite rumours about Lance Storm retiring as an active wrestler and going to OVW as a coach/trainer, the lack of talent on Smackdown, and the return of Mordecai, and pretty much everyone who came up to WWE has resulted in a shortage of experienced talent on Smackdown.

Lance Storm gets the call from WWE to come back, where he is immediately thrown into the US Title hunt in order to release Cena to the Main Event scene.

Storm goes into a programme with Dupree in a good Canadian v bad Canadian angle.
They have a series of matches ending in a match up to win the US Title, between 2 Canadians.
Storm knows that this current run is all he's gonna get, so he goes out there to make it look like he's retiring on top of his game.
Storm hits every move he's ever used on Dupree. Really puts on a clinic, eventually getting the win from the Sharpshooter.

Storm heads up the ramp, with tears in his eyes, because now he holds the US Title, but more importantly, not one fan had chanted 'BORING' during the entire match.
Lance Storm retires from Active wrestling a happy, happy man.

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Woot!

44 wrestlers done!
Titles awarded like crazy, a shitload of mad storylines invented (some are better than others, I liked Michael Cole and Sean O'Haire, and ALF/Fifi/Austin the best) but it shows it's possible.

So if anyone has got any more wrestlers to post up then fire them up.
I'm off sick so I'm sitting around doing bugger all else anyway.

Appreciation to all who've repped me for the thread so far [/REP WHORE HINTING]

[HankScorpio]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Doink
& Lita
seperately or as a team
(I'm not sure who's been done now)

[LK]

Christopher Daniels

[Mayo]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Storm goes into a programme with Dupree in a good Canadian v bad Canadian angle.

Isn't Dupree from France?

Then again, it's the WWE, so he could come out being Turkish next week.

[The One]

Originally Posted by legendkiller Christopher Daniels

I was seriously JUST going to ask that!

[The Ravishing One]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Ravishing Rick Rude Picks up the IC Title on RAW Rick Rude is brought in by Vince to further the legend killer gimmick of Randy Orton. After a series of clashes, and Orton's continued insistence of a match, Ric Rude agrees but only if he can get a shot at the IC Title. Well the match goes ahead, everything is going according to plan, and Rick Rude is about to job the match. Orton sets up for the RKO, leaps into the air, but misjudges it badly, and shatters his femur when he lands. He's too far away to reach for a pin, and Rick Rude hasn't noticed, because he's still selling the RKO. Quickly word comes from the back. Get Rick to pin Orton, and we'll sort it out next week. Ravishing Rick Rude goes for the pin, and gets it 1...2....3 The following week on RAW a match is set up where Flair pins Ravishing Rick Rude for the IC title. Incidentally they both fall and break a hip on the way back up the ramp.

Good stuff

Take that LC

WTF? Cruiser Champ only?

He still slips?

I ought to give you the Dragon Sleeper right now. Still, he gets a title.

[Batsu]

How about Spanky?

[Doink]

Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn Doink & Lita seperately or as a team (I'm not sure who's been done now)

make this good as it involves me and i want lita in bra and panties just for my amusement!


also lets see what you can do for Zac Gowan

[Lara Emily]

The Man, the Myth, the Icon, the greatest entertainer in wrestling history, the biggest name in the industry:

DISCO INFERNO

[big_bluto]

Originally Posted by Funky Fly WTF? Cruiser Champ only? He still slips? I ought to give you the Dragon Sleeper right now. Still, he gets a title.

Still, look at the push he's getting.
He'd be mad over with the fans, and would be able to prove quickly that he's above the other CW's.
With the demand for merchandise as intimated above, he'd be pushed up for the US Title, sharpish!

And that would only be the start, mr Funksteriffic.

And come on........wouldn't you have him slip if you were writing this stuff?

[HankScorpio]

How about Crash Holly Back from the grave in a casket match, for any belt?

R.I.P Crash

[Doink]

some more to keep you going if you are bored enough:

earthquake

Steven Richards

Lex Luger

Big Terry Funk

Big Boss Man

Scottie Too Hottie

Rowdy Roddy Piper

&

Gorrila Monsoon


that should keep you going for a while!

[big_bluto]

Here's who's done so far for those that can't be arsed reading my thread.... ....

Big Show
Kane
Eugene
HHH
HBK
Funaki
Val Venus
Christian
AJ Styles
Chris Jericho
Mick Foley
Dave Mercy
The Undertaker
Rob Van Dam
Ric Flair
Earl Hebner
Joey Radd
The Rock
Randy Orton
Billy Gunn
Booker T
Matt Hardy
Hardcore Holly
Paul Heyman
Michael Cole
Brock Lesnar
Rene Dupree
Raven
ALF
Fifi
Manami Montoya
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Hulk Hogan
Billy Kidman
Hurricane
Shannon Moore
Paul London
Kanyon
Orlando Jordan
Sean O’Haire
Kenzo Suzuki
Ultimo Dragon
Jeff Jarrett
Ravishing Rick Rude
Lance Storm




Still to be done:
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Doink
Lita
Christopher Daniels
Spanky
Zach Gowen
Disco Inferno
Crash Holly
Earthquake
Steven Richards
Lex Luger
Terry Funk
Big Boss Man
Scottie 2 Hotty
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Gorilla Monsoon


Will start working my way through them soon. >

[Rob]

Originally Posted by big_bluto Manami Toyota challenges for the Womens Title on RAW After making her debut in a battle royal on RAW to decide the womens champion, it comes down to 2 wrestlers, Manami Toyota and Gail Kim. The 2 square off, and suddenly Gail Kim turns and throws herself over the top rope. Manami asks in pigeon English why she done that. Kim replies 'Welcome to the WWE - you'll job next week and never be seen again for months. Been there - done that - got the t-shirt!

Sad but soooooo true.

[Fryza]

Inigo Montoya..