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Avery Hoke is what this business is all about. I never thought he would make it back from dementia, but here he is as spry as ever. Avery represents everything that makes this country great. The American Flag, ladders, discount Wal-Mart summer clothes and Medicare. When you think about Avery Hoke, you cant help but think about other great Americans. Americans like Principal Belding, Kevin Spacey, Larry Zbyszko and John Wayne Gacy. People who left a mark. People who touched children's lives. People who had a killer drive to be the best. And Principal Belding dammit!
Whoever steps in the ring with Avery Hoke better be ready. You're stepping in the ring with a man who has nothing to lose. He's already been divorced by his wife, disowned by his kids, hated by his home owners association and dropped by his life insurance. He wont care about your well being or your health. Not because he doesnt care about you, but because he'll forget what he did to you 10 minutes after the match, according to doctors. He will make you feel his arthritic pain. The man is a hardcore legend. The man is an American legend. And when this is match is over. He'll be going to bed early so he can be up at 6am for the victory celebration at Bob Evans.
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08-08-2019, 03:49 PM
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