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[M-A-G]

I've always been intrigued by the notion of people thinking someone would still be alive today if such and such hadn't happened as if that person would have miraculously avoided anything fatal in the time between.

[Curtis]

Originally Posted by M-A-G I've always been intrigued by the notion of people thinking someone would still be alive today if such and such hadn't happened as if that person would have miraculously avoided anything fatal in the time between.

Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say,



"
This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show!

Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right?

In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "

[M-A-G]

Originally Posted by Curtis Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say, " This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show! Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right? In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "

I've just been compared to Ben Shapiro....






...this is probably the dirtiest I've ever felt in my entire life...and I've made out with a stripper....