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09-08-2022, 09:43 AM | #1 |
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1997 Coma guy wakes up, what's the first thing you tell him about wrestling?
Your lifelong wrestling friend fell off a balcony on 1st January 1997. He survived but has been in a coma since.
Miracles of miracles happen, and he suddenly awakens! You only have a minute to tell him about what he loves most - the wrestling world. Whats the first thing you tell him ? Come down to my dungeon..eh...I'll stretch the feck out you Only legends know..ehhh.. |
09-08-2022, 10:37 AM | #2 |
I am the cheese
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Most of the guys he loved are dead
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09-08-2022, 10:48 AM | #3 |
I am the cheese
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This guy turned out to be the biggest action film star since Arnold |
09-08-2022, 10:50 AM | #4 |
I am the cheese
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I know youve been in a coma for for 25 years but on the upside youve only missed 2 or 3 good bret hart matches
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09-08-2022, 10:52 AM | #5 |
Loque Ja
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I tell him Hulk Hogan got cybernetic implants and is still on top of the wrestling world
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09-08-2022, 11:16 AM | #6 |
Prince Of The Forum
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I'd tell him. Ric Flair managed to clone himself into a female.
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09-08-2022, 11:35 AM | #7 |
Hey Mister!
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Marty Jannety wants to fuck his own daughter.
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09-08-2022, 12:14 PM | #8 |
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“Bad news…”
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09-08-2022, 12:15 PM | #9 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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This post is sponsored by the Spartan Laser
"You didn't feel THAT strongly about Chris Benoit, right?"
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09-08-2022, 12:20 PM | #10 |
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09-08-2022, 12:41 PM | #11 |
I am the cheese
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In 96 i doubt anyone felt too strongly about benoit
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09-08-2022, 12:49 PM | #12 |
Prince Of The Forum
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09-08-2022, 01:03 PM | #13 |
RoBOT Reigns
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Hunter Hearst Helmsley, the blueblood guy, yeah him, he now runs WWE.
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09-08-2022, 01:19 PM | #14 |
Resident drug enabler
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“Vince bought WCW in 2001 and then just stopped showing up to work. Wrestling never happened again. Don’t ask anymore questions. Now wait til you see how accessible the old shit is nowadays.”
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09-08-2022, 02:03 PM | #15 |
Hey Mister!
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09-08-2022, 02:09 PM | #16 |
President of Freedonia
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If the guy literally asked me about wrestling before anything else I'd still work in more important events.
"They put Donald Trump in the Hall of Fame and he became President of the United States a few years later" |
09-08-2022, 02:11 PM | #17 |
President of Freedonia
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"Isaac Yankem DDS was reinvented as an undead demon and now is the mayor of Knox County, Tennessee"
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09-08-2022, 03:47 PM | #18 |
I'm all there is
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first thing i'm telling him is about the Screwjob
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09-08-2022, 05:21 PM | #19 |
Blander Than Ever
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"Shit got weird... like real weird"
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09-08-2022, 08:48 PM | #20 |
You know that’s right
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Yes, Sunny did finally pose nude. No, you don’t want to look it up.
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09-08-2022, 08:55 PM | #21 |
Resident drug enabler
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Fuck that. If I’m 1997 coma guy I’m looking for that shit on Kazaa right away.
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09-08-2022, 08:58 PM | #22 |
You know that’s right
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Hopefully his stockpile of AOL CDs will give him enough time to download
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09-08-2022, 11:27 PM | #23 |
Trickster Demon
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"WWE, yeah it's called WWE now instead of WWF, anyway, their ppvs are only 5 bucks a month and you get a bunch of non-wrestling content too...but that stuff isn't very good...also don't believe what you see here, no one wears clothes in public anymore. As soon as you get out of here, feel free to strip naked in the street. Don't let anyone try to stop you."
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09-08-2022, 11:54 PM | #24 |
2 Dicks out for Trips
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Deputy Dewey became the WCW World Heavyweight Champ
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09-09-2022, 01:28 AM | #25 |
Prince Of The Forum
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Sorry buddy, Blood didn't run cold.
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09-09-2022, 02:21 AM | #26 |
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I would just give him a list of every match Dave Meltzer has given 6 and three quarter stars and higher in that time
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09-09-2022, 02:30 AM | #27 |
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09-09-2022, 03:07 AM | #28 |
RoBOT Reigns
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What about filling him in on the happenings of September 11th, 2001?
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09-09-2022, 06:19 AM | #29 |
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09-09-2022, 02:35 PM | #30 |
RoBOT Reigns
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