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| View Poll Results: Who would win in a fist fight | |||
| Stephanie McMahon |
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10 | 55.56% |
| Tony Khan |
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1 | 5.56% |
| Shane McMahon |
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7 | 38.89% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 18. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. | |||
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Trickster Demon
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Who would win in a fist fight?
battle of the billion dollar kids
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Best Poster
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1. Shane
2. Steph 3. Tony In that order |
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Outta your god damn mind Gertner. Does all that lost weight account for brain cells? You've seen Shane's punches man.......
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Best Poster
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I'm fairly certain Tony would slap
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Shane is the Best in the World so it wouldn't even be fair.
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the heartbreak king
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i'll give the nod to steph
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Feeling Oof-y
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Ooooo. In a stand up fight Shane vs. TK, it’s Shane with the Best Punches In The World™, but if TK can get in close he can lock Shane in the tightest hug ever and it’s over.
But with Steph involved, she’s taking the win. |
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Hey Mister!
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Steph because they aren't allowed to hit her back.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Steph because Shane leaves halfway through the fight, Steph lands the first blow. Khan orgasms and then faints.
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Best Poster
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I think you guys are severely underestimating the power of good cocaine.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Plus it doesn't really matter who actually wins the fight because Tony is going to spin it like he's the victor regardless at the post fight presser.
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Resident drug enabler
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If Shane’s real punches are as good as his fake punches, he wouldn’t stand a chance.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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It doesn't matter. TK won. He said so at the presser and if you don't agree with him you're just a lying Vincel!
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CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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Anybody thinks that little Spaz Tiny would win a fight, well they never saw how he drinks from a bottle...
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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...OK so he's definitely been in a couple Lars Sullivan films.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Btw Stephanie is my actual choice, if only because the instant Tiny or Shano touches her Motorhead will start playing from the skies as the savior of the wrestling industry himself, Papa Haitch, descends from the heavens to destroy them.
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Shane would easily beat up both. There’s no joke in that other than even his worst working punches would probably decapitate Tony. Between Steph and Tony, I’d take Steph. She’d go for his balls, then his throat.
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Blander Than Ever
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TK for sure, I bet that mans got a real good bitch slap in him after he hits a line.
Shane would be to busy shadow boxing and Steph would be off revolutionising womens wrestling. |
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Prince Of The Forum
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Tony is a super geek, he will probably sell a Shane work punch like he got hit with a shotgun blast to the face.
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World Class References
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World Class References
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On a serious note I love Shane’O.
People you need to just be fans every once in a while. His punches were better than Austin’s ear rubbers or Rock’s spit slaps. |
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I’m reluctant to say this, because it would probably suck in execution, but I would not mind a Shane return. I think the timing would be interesting. Triple H having more power and Shane antagonizing him and being a right prick could be good stuff. But I understand why they want to get away from that drama. But the thing is that when McMahon Family Drama works, it really works.
An entitled Shane who believes it is his birthright to run the company could hit some relevant cultural notes. He can slip in just enough sexism towards Stephanie. And to hear him brag about not wanting to fight Triple H because one wrong move and his heart goes pop could be an excellent wall of tension between the two. Give him some talent to be his limbs. I could get into him as the heel manager of Drew. You can have Shawn stick up for Triple H and have the feud spread to Triple H & Shawn Michaels’ vision for the future vs. Shane’s. |
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CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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Feeling Oof-y
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But I don’t think they’re as enamoured with the split anymore and I’m just as happy with them trying to put on an enjoyable product. |
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Yeah, I’m the same. There is some stuff that seems exclusive to a show, but then you have stuff that crosses over. It’s fine.
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2 Dicks out for Trips
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Steph
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Probably depends on how much coke Tony did beforehand.
Just because Shane is the most likely to win doesn't mean it's a guarantee. Steph has always struck me as the type of person who is literally miss "you know who I am?" and gets up in some dude's face because she knows they won't do anything to her, but the one guy who actually does do something to her will make her cry to her dad and her brother and her husband so that they can go physically take care of the probelm she more than likely escalated. |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Smackhead or grandpa never hit you in the ear? Ear punches will disorient the hell out of someone. Now Donkey Punches...... different story altogether. |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Bros call me DP, short for Donkey Puncher. Get it? Sometimes I'm Donkey Puncharello or D to the P or Big DP or, uh, King Donko of Punchstainia.
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World Class References
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Great rationale, Sepholio! My money's on Shane.
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