WWE RAW Captions [1-5-2004]

**FourFifty** · 01-09-2004, 01:00 AM

Finallly, Always450, HAS COME BACK, to making captions!
(chirp chirp chirp)
Thank you! Thank you! I feel loved!
Haven�t read the captions yet� sorry if I rip anyone off.

Ref: Uh, Rene, Rob, whoever you are, I think you need to let go of the hold� You ripped off Spike�s face.

Spike, resorting to his ECW �Giant Killer� gimmick, hit Rene with the biggest powerbomb seen on Raw!

Batista really didn�t like the fact that Spike could throw a better powerbomb than him. Hence, the attack.

Hurricane: Oh damn! I tap! Don�t give any fast food to Chris before his matches! �cough- Oh God! The smell!

Hurricane: OKAY! I GOT THE ROPES! SOMEONE GET SOME AIR FRESHNER!

Christan: Oh crap! The S.H.I.T IS ROSEY FROM THE 3 MINUTE WARNING!

Christan and Chris Jericho walked away in tears. They had a chance for a great feud with that could of gotten Chris Jericho back to the main event and boost Christan up farther�

It�s bad enough Test put the armbar on Stevie, but did the ref have to use the testicular force claw?

And now Victoria is doing it to Stevie! Poor Stevie!

In an effort to boost ratings, Stevie Richards and Victoria made love in the middle of the ring. At this point Chris Jericho really wishes he had that face push with Trish!

HBK: You wouldn�t be over if it wasn�t for me helping you out in DX.
HHH: And you wouldn�t have a job today if it wasn�t for me owning Raw.
HBK: And you� you� you� Damn you!

Trish, knowing that this match was utterly useless, decided to chop herself in the throat, in order to give Molly a hand at winning.

After hearing the clip from �Put A Little Ass On It�, Trish didn�t go for the Strastusfaction� She fell on her head.

Hmph, holding up talent,

And keeping someone down.

01-09-2004, 01:00 AM	#24
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Finallly, Always450, HAS COME BACK, to making captions! (chirp chirp chirp) Thank you! Thank you! I feel loved! Haven�t read the captions yet� sorry if I rip anyone off. Ref: Uh, Rene, Rob, whoever you are, I think you need to let go of the hold� You ripped off Spike�s face. Spike, resorting to his ECW �Giant Killer� gimmick, hit Rene with the biggest powerbomb seen on Raw! Batista really didn�t like the fact that Spike could throw a better powerbomb than him. Hence, the attack. Hurricane: Oh damn! I tap! Don�t give any fast food to Chris before his matches! �cough- Oh God! The smell! Hurricane: OKAY! I GOT THE ROPES! SOMEONE GET SOME AIR FRESHNER! Christan: Oh crap! The S.H.I.T IS ROSEY FROM THE 3 MINUTE WARNING! Christan and Chris Jericho walked away in tears. They had a chance for a great feud with that could of gotten Chris Jericho back to the main event and boost Christan up farther� It�s bad enough Test put the armbar on Stevie, but did the ref have to use the testicular force claw? And now Victoria is doing it to Stevie! Poor Stevie! In an effort to boost ratings, Stevie Richards and Victoria made love in the middle of the ring. At this point Chris Jericho really wishes he had that face push with Trish! HBK: You wouldn�t be over if it wasn�t for me helping you out in DX. HHH: And you wouldn�t have a job today if it wasn�t for me owning Raw. HBK: And you� you� you� Damn you! Trish, knowing that this match was utterly useless, decided to chop herself in the throat, in order to give Molly a hand at winning. After hearing the clip from �Put A Little Ass On It�, Trish didn�t go for the Strastusfaction� She fell on her head. Hmph, holding up talent, And keeping someone down.