SmackDown! Captions: 12/02/04 !

**Nowhere Man** · 12-03-2004, 06:25 PM

RVD is the first to test out the new wire-flying systems for WWE's first superhero movie.

Unfortunately, WWE had to cut costs by the time it was Eddie's turn.

Don't knock on Booker T. You'd have passed out too if you had to stand around the Bashams with their pits in the air.

WWE's second attempt at the Diva Search wasn't quite as glamorous as the first.

JBL just hopes he can get this over with quick before anyone notices he's not really the Rock.

Taker was shocked and apalled by the horrible things JBL was saying to that poor turnbuckle.

RVD: Oh, Jesus look out! The wires broke!!!

Apparently the boy in the Metallica T-Shirt had an entirely different opinion as to what "Ride the Lightning" meant.

Holly: Take THAT, John Wilkes Booth! How dare you kill the President!

Booker: My contacts fell out! I can't see a thing, Kurt!
Eddie: ....

Good to see Steven Tyler is in the mood for the Holidays....and got a boob job.

"Okay, NM hasn't watched Smackdown in months. So who the hell are we again?"

This poor girl had no idea that when Big Show says he wants to eat you, he's not talking about pleasuring anyone.

Oh yeah, Orlando thought it would be really funny to put that banana peel in the ring. Now look what happened.

JBL: Taker? Oh come on! I'm not THAT boring!
Taker: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

12-03-2004, 06:25 PM	#13
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	RVD is the first to test out the new wire-flying systems for WWE's first superhero movie. Unfortunately, WWE had to cut costs by the time it was Eddie's turn. Don't knock on Booker T. You'd have passed out too if you had to stand around the Bashams with their pits in the air. WWE's second attempt at the Diva Search wasn't quite as glamorous as the first. JBL just hopes he can get this over with quick before anyone notices he's not really the Rock. Taker was shocked and apalled by the horrible things JBL was saying to that poor turnbuckle. RVD: Oh, Jesus look out! The wires broke!!! Apparently the boy in the Metallica T-Shirt had an entirely different opinion as to what "Ride the Lightning" meant. Holly: Take THAT, John Wilkes Booth! How dare you kill the President! Booker: My contacts fell out! I can't see a thing, Kurt! Eddie: .... Good to see Steven Tyler is in the mood for the Holidays....and got a boob job. "Okay, NM hasn't watched Smackdown in months. So who the hell are we again?" This poor girl had no idea that when Big Show says he wants to eat you, he's not talking about pleasuring anyone. Oh yeah, Orlando thought it would be really funny to put that banana peel in the ring. Now look what happened. JBL: Taker? Oh come on! I'm not THAT boring! Taker: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.........