Smackdown! Captions 1/13/05

**Gone Mad** · 01-16-2005, 10:26 PM

Big Show: **whisperwhisper RHYNO whisperwhisper**
Joy: ..Oh.. that sucks.. What does he do again?

Basham was in denial and he knew it. He just couldn't play the accordian.

Cena: Alright, if you are feeling well... How many fingers am I holding on deez nuts?

Suzuki: Same as I.. five.

Cena: Did you see that turkey drawing over there? Large handed FREEK!

The ref was wondering, in this shot, if Funaki was going to adopt.

After 2 weeks of silence, Kurt Angle finally speaks...

Angle: ... Ashlee and Jessica Simpson should not sing.. ever.. again. Good lord, that was HORRIBLE! Gawd! **walking to the back, shaking his head**

Angle: So that's where I put my spare Diva Search Contestant !

JBL: My God! 'EVIAN' spelled backwards is 'NAIVE' ? What in the hell does that mean?!

Ref: You'll be Ok, just tell us: Is it the franks or the beans?
RVD: I DON'T KNOW! And is Doug Basham really a medic?!
Basham: Um, yeah... um,...

.... **runs off **

A pic from Velocity's graduating class of 2004.

END!

01-16-2005, 10:26 PM	#4
Gone Mad EL MERO MERO! Posts: 4,259	Big Show: whisperwhisper RHYNO whisperwhisper Joy: ..Oh.. that sucks.. What does he do again? Basham was in denial and he knew it. He just couldn't play the accordian. Cena: Alright, if you are feeling well... How many fingers am I holding on deez nuts? Suzuki: Same as I.. five. Cena: Did you see that turkey drawing over there? Large handed FREEK! The ref was wondering, in this shot, if Funaki was going to adopt. After 2 weeks of silence, Kurt Angle finally speaks... Angle: ... Ashlee and Jessica Simpson should not sing.. ever.. again. Good lord, that was HORRIBLE! Gawd! walking to the back, shaking his head Angle: So that's where I put my spare Diva Search Contestant ! JBL: My God! 'EVIAN' spelled backwards is 'NAIVE' ? What in the hell does that mean?! Ref: You'll be Ok, just tell us: Is it the franks or the beans? RVD: I DON'T KNOW! And is Doug Basham really a medic?! Basham: Um, yeah... um,... .... runs off A pic from Velocity's graduating class of 2004. END!