Create an offensive gimmick - Page 2

**Bad Company** · 06-16-2005, 01:04 PM

Hitler the jew.

**Lamuella** · 06-16-2005, 01:37 PM

I think there's mileage in a bestiality gimmick.

A wrestler who starts off fairly normally, and has the gimmick that he brings his dog, Lady, to the ring with him.

Then, after getting somewhat established, he reveals that he and Lady are in love. Next time that they do a show from West Virginia he "marries" Lady, and from then on starts bringing her to the ring, giving her open mouth kisses, dressing her in skimpy bikinis...

Finally (through the use of a very very well trained dog), Lady turns on him, helping out his opponent Edge in a match. Shit, she can't be worse than Lita.

At the next PPV, he faces Lady in a "Lady And The Tramp" dog collar match.

06-16-2005, 02:48 PM

**Lamuella** · 06-16-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by NoJabbaNoBogRoll

hehehe, the animation looks like vintage Terry Gilliam

**Corkscrewed** · 06-16-2005, 04:21 PM

Lammy. My hero.

**Xero** · 06-16-2005, 04:33 PM

Grand Theft Andrew - A black wrestler who debuts by jumping the rail and looking like a bum. He gets thrown out before he even reaches the ring. The next week, he does it again, this time wearing a random (clean) hat. The same thing happens. The next week, he does it again, this time wearing a nice shirt. Same thing. This goes on and on, each week he gets cleaner and cleaner and fancier and fancier.

About two months into the gimmick, he jumps the rail and steals JBL's limo. He then leaves it in the parking lot on cinder blocks after stealing the wheels and transmission. He continues to steal something week after week, then he finally comes out in the middle of a Triple H promo with a gun. He holds Triple H up, and demands that he forfeit the title. Triple H says no and Andrew shoots him in the ass and proclaims himself champion. Now he wins all of his matches by shooting everyone in the ass with different guns, while wearing pimp outfits. He goes on to be the longest reigning champion without even hitting one wrestling move.

**Just John** · 06-16-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NoJabbaNoBogRoll

ROFL Reminds me of an old Monty Python cartoon

**Lamuella** · 06-16-2005, 04:45 PM

Hey, how about they just take an existing character and run a storyline where someone accuses him of necrophillia? You could have a tape where the accuser dresses as the person he's accusing and fucks a dummy or something like that.

naah, only a real crowd of dumbfucks would do that.

**Bricktop** · 06-16-2005, 05:50 PM

A southern slave plantation owner- He would come out to the ring dressed as a southern man and would have his house servant Kunta Kinte, who follows him around. He would cut promos from his plantation down south, while abusing his slave workers. He also whips Kunta every time he loses.

The Jewish Banker- His theme song would be money on my mind and my mind on my money, or a million dollar man remix. He would sorta be like IRS, only he would taunt the goyim in the audience.

The Nurse -This guy has a wife that's brain dead and on life support. In order to pay for her feeding tube and hospital bills, he has to wrestle. At the start of each match, he wheels her out to ring side. During the match he doesn't hesitate to use her as a human shield and even pulls the plug for a second, when he loses the match. He also hits on the Divas too.

06-16-2005, 01:04 PM	#41
Bad Company Mad Posts: 26,228	Hitler the jew.

06-16-2005, 01:37 PM	#42
Lamuella Forum Happy Cat Posts: 7,884	I think there's mileage in a bestiality gimmick. A wrestler who starts off fairly normally, and has the gimmick that he brings his dog, Lady, to the ring with him. Then, after getting somewhat established, he reveals that he and Lady are in love. Next time that they do a show from West Virginia he "marries" Lady, and from then on starts bringing her to the ring, giving her open mouth kisses, dressing her in skimpy bikinis... Finally (through the use of a very very well trained dog), Lady turns on him, helping out his opponent Edge in a match. Shit, she can't be worse than Lita. At the next PPV, he faces Lady in a "Lady And The Tramp" dog collar match.

06-16-2005, 02:48 PM	#43
NoJabbaNoBogRoll Guest Posts: n/a

06-16-2005, 04:21 PM	#45
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Lammy. My hero.

06-16-2005, 04:33 PM	#46
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Grand Theft Andrew - A black wrestler who debuts by jumping the rail and looking like a bum. He gets thrown out before he even reaches the ring. The next week, he does it again, this time wearing a random (clean) hat. The same thing happens. The next week, he does it again, this time wearing a nice shirt. Same thing. This goes on and on, each week he gets cleaner and cleaner and fancier and fancier. About two months into the gimmick, he jumps the rail and steals JBL's limo. He then leaves it in the parking lot on cinder blocks after stealing the wheels and transmission. He continues to steal something week after week, then he finally comes out in the middle of a Triple H promo with a gun. He holds Triple H up, and demands that he forfeit the title. Triple H says no and Andrew shoots him in the ass and proclaims himself champion. Now he wins all of his matches by shooting everyone in the ass with different guns, while wearing pimp outfits. He goes on to be the longest reigning champion without even hitting one wrestling move.

06-16-2005, 04:45 PM	#48
Lamuella Forum Happy Cat Posts: 7,884	Hey, how about they just take an existing character and run a storyline where someone accuses him of necrophillia? You could have a tape where the accuser dresses as the person he's accusing and fucks a dummy or something like that. naah, only a real crowd of dumbfucks would do that.

06-16-2005, 05:50 PM	#49
Bricktop your nemesis Posts: 2,023	A southern slave plantation owner- He would come out to the ring dressed as a southern man and would have his house servant Kunta Kinte, who follows him around. He would cut promos from his plantation down south, while abusing his slave workers. He also whips Kunta every time he loses. The Jewish Banker- His theme song would be money on my mind and my mind on my money, or a million dollar man remix. He would sorta be like IRS, only he would taunt the goyim in the audience. The Nurse -This guy has a wife that's brain dead and on life support. In order to pay for her feeding tube and hospital bills, he has to wrestle. At the start of each match, he wheels her out to ring side. During the match he doesn't hesitate to use her as a human shield and even pulls the plug for a second, when he loses the match. He also hits on the Divas too.