RAW Captions 15/8/05

**Kane Knight** · 08-16-2005, 11:23 AM

"I am a real American
Fight for the white against the dark man
Secretly mocking Canadians
Cashing my checks--France is next!"

JR: BAH GAWD! Angle Viciously assaults Hogan's Grandfather.

Lawler: That's not his grandfather, JR...

JR: Bah. Gawd.

WWE punishment for being on the internet #147: Midair Depends change for Hogan

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Canadians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Shawn (Looking at Titantron) Wow, my ass is REALLY that big?

--OR--

You might think Hogan is selling this move really well, but in reality, it's his kidney stones.

Jericho: I know, let's push Hurricane tonight!

Bischoff: And then maybe on Smackdown, they can bring back Hassan and give him a title shot!

Carlito: And then next week, we can put the title on a black man!

*Laughter in Unison*

Where will you be when your deodorant gives out?

Hatorade: Is it in you?

As if to win Kane Knight's "Who's more over with the Gay Community?" Thread, Cena breaks out in a rendition of "I Want To Break Free."

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BEEEEEEEYOTCH!

Cena: SPIDER! GET IT OFF!

Jericho: Hold still, silly.

Jericho: Did I get it?

Coming to a street corner near you.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing...You really need to wash."

"Hey, this check says 'not valid in the US!"

Edge finally notices the Tiger Balm Matt put in his jock strap.

The newest gimmick match--Sing the retard to sleep in a cell.

Romeo: Isn't this move dangerous?

Antonio: It's this or job to Masters

Romeo: No thanks, I choose life.

WWE Summerslam event #12: The faggot toss.

(Since I said it last night, anbd this is the only pic that has them both...)

CATFIGHT!

08-16-2005, 11:23 AM	#6
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	"I am a real American Fight for the white against the dark man Secretly mocking Canadians Cashing my checks--France is next!" JR: BAH GAWD! Angle Viciously assaults Hogan's Grandfather. Lawler: That's not his grandfather, JR... JR: Bah. Gawd. WWE punishment for being on the internet #147: Midair Depends change for Hogan I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Canadians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." Shawn (Looking at Titantron) Wow, my ass is REALLY that big? --OR-- You might think Hogan is selling this move really well, but in reality, it's his kidney stones. Jericho: I know, let's push Hurricane tonight! Bischoff: And then maybe on Smackdown, they can bring back Hassan and give him a title shot! Carlito: And then next week, we can put the title on a black man! Laughter in Unison Where will you be when your deodorant gives out? Hatorade: Is it in you? As if to win Kane Knight's "Who's more over with the Gay Community?" Thread, Cena breaks out in a rendition of "I Want To Break Free." LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BEEEEEEEYOTCH! Cena: SPIDER! GET IT OFF! Jericho: Hold still, silly. Jericho: Did I get it? Coming to a street corner near you. "I can't believe I ate the whole thing...You really need to wash." "Hey, this check says 'not valid in the US!" Edge finally notices the Tiger Balm Matt put in his jock strap. The newest gimmick match--Sing the retard to sleep in a cell. Romeo: Isn't this move dangerous? Antonio: It's this or job to Masters Romeo: No thanks, I choose life. WWE Summerslam event #12: The faggot toss. (Since I said it last night, anbd this is the only pic that has them both...) CATFIGHT!