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#41 |
Beth Phoenix is very sexy
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you are standing in the ring and hear these words - Can You Dig It Sucka!?! or Natalya's Laugh
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#42 |
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When another jobber is your tag partner.
When your matches last under 3 minutes. When you don't have an entrance theme/titantron video. Your only matches are dark match/battle royal/lumberjack (as the lumberjack). When they give you a random name from a name generator. Your given a naff gimmick. When your match gets interrupted by a big name and they hit their finisher on you. When you get zero reaction from the crowd - ouch! When you only work twice a month. |
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#43 |
Battle Chamber!!!!!
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*You're the person that other wrestlers debut against
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#44 |
It's High Noon!
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#45 |
Narc stole my star
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....You are under the 'Suicide' costume
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#46 |
A Property of Matter
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Look at the amazing power of Albert. Not to mention his dancing with Mr. McMahon. |
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#47 |
Inno Knows.
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You get chased out of a building by Santino
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#48 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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You're black.
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#49 |
Southern Hospitality
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you're wwe.com superstars profile page has 1 sentence under bio
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#50 |
Over Like Rover
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None of them are true really since doing everything listed in the first post is still more successful than 99% of wrestlers on the planet. But that's not playing along with the thread.
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#51 |
Over Like Rover
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*you were moved to ECW in the supplemental draft
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#52 |
Southern Hospitality
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#53 |
Mr. Nice Guy
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#54 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
Posts: 152,467
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#55 |
Battle Chamber!!!!!
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*you're the boogeyman
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#56 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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You get theme music already used in a past segment or by a failed 80's tag team.
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#57 |
It's High Noon!
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You come to the WWE from TNA.
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#58 |
Southern Hospitality
Posts: 9,437
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#59 |
Steelers Homer
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#60 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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You're in dark matches or house shows only.
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#61 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You're beloved by the IWC.
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#62 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Now, for the dozen folks who will no doubt offer exceptions proving that the IWC backs the right horses....
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#63 |
Grim Fandango
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you lose all of your matches.
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#64 |
Mr. Nice Guy
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#65 |
Southern Hospitality
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your NXT pro is a jobber
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#66 |
Mr. Nice Guy
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*TNA sends you to an IWC forum to do some promotional work instead of letting you in the ring.
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#67 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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*When noid write a novel detailling how you should win the WWE title.
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#68 |
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When you are paired randomly with a tag partner that you have absolutely no prior history with (ala Regal and Kozlov)
When the ring announcer introduces you and puts more emphasis on where you are from than your name to get a pop from the locals When your opponent is Steve Blackman Your gimmick is Sub-zero without the ability to shoot ice from your hands...Glacier When your match with John Cena has a clean ending...because ANYONE will lose in that situation. |
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#69 |
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If you're WM opponent happens to be Undertaker, Cena, Triple H, or Hulk Hogan
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#70 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Yeah, Maineventing wrestlemanina is really jobbing you dumb fuck.
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#71 |
It's High Noon!
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You're of Japanese decent in the WWE.
See: Tajiri, Jimmy Wang Yang, Funaki, Taka after the LHC run, and now Yoshi Tatsu. |
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#72 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It's been three weeks since your no compete clause expired and you still haven't heard from TNA.
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#73 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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It has been three weeks since you signed your WWE contract and you haven't even debuted in FCW.
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#74 |
Guest
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Your name is Jobby Jobberson.
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#75 |
A Property of Matter
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You tizalk like thizis.
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#76 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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WWE doesn't even bother with a no-compete clause.
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#77 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Even the cruiserweights refuse to job to you.
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#78 |
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#79 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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No, you did you asshole. Doing the job and being a jobber are different you fuckwit. Now if you were trying to be a fuckwit, congrats on sucking.
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#80 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Your previous credits include "John Cena #35" or "Paul Heyman's Security Guard."
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