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06-17-2004, 11:32 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Okay, all I’ve read are the single Benoit pics, so sorry if I stole someone joke.
 I know, I know. I’m just as shocked with this story line twist as you are… I mean, it’s… Lita… and she can READ?!?!??!  Normally these two men would be ready to beat the living hell out of each other, but with the recent escape of Sean O’Haire they had to unite to get him back in his cage to prevent him from entertaining the fans.  In an attempt to give the tag team titles some credibility, HBK and HHH would wrestle Kane and the magic red pixie for the world tag team titles. Needless to say La Resistance was pissed at this. HHH’s comments were “Well they were next on my list to hold down anyways.”  Lita taught Kane how to Pillmanize someone.  Lita botches being in a match.  *off camera* Randy Orton: Worst. RKO. Ever.  Remedial lariats 101  Rosey: W-O-R-M!  Another victim of hearing Vince’s logic for pushing JBL.  Does anyone remember when Rosey was a credible badass? It’s a shame he got reduced to a common boot theft victim. Lita even botched anal sex.  The reason why Eugene is going to keep his push- you don’t see where his hands are. “When I went to pee on it, the whole thing turned yellow…”  Nidia with a cleavage shot and Stacy has her legs open… Is there anything more beautiful? I mean, aside from a good wrestling match that is.  Okay! That blur looks like a wang and Stacy is having her mouth held open? Do I really need to say anything aside from “Bradshaw Sucks”?  Lita taught Gail and Stacy how to 69.  When Moonsaults turn Hilarious! |
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06-17-2004, 11:32 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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 Falling asleep in mid match, we know what Ric dreams about from what he says. Ric: Oh Trips! Please, after this load can I PLEASE have a title?  You know when Triple H lowers the glass ceiling when the world champion can’t even stand up straight on the top turnbuckle.  No, this isn’t Randy hitting the RKO on Jericho. It’s Randy drop kicking Steven Richards.  Triple H’s newest finisher- The Honeymoon Video On The Titan Tron. Than God for blind refs!  Chris: So Ric, do you promise not to make people touch your no-no zone? Ric: Hell no! Ref: *SMACK!* Chris: Let’s try this again… Do you promise not to make people touch your no-no zone?  Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?  Benoit’s reaction to Lita’s story line. EPT revoked their sponsorship deal with Lita after she forgot what she was doing an advertisement for. |
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06-18-2004, 12:51 AM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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06-18-2004, 12:53 AM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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06-18-2004, 12:54 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Yeah, Damn you Kane Knight for stealing some of my jokes before I can make them
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06-18-2004, 12:58 AM
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Benoit uses his new submission hold: "THe Botoxer" |
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