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Old 09-30-2005, 04:10 PM   #41
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Wife: Honey..let's make love.

-25.5 seconds later-

Benoit: 4REALLLLL!
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:10 PM   #42
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Kid: Hey! That's cheating, put the hotel back where it was!
Flair: Dirtiest player in the game!
Mrs Flair: Come on now...
Flair: WOOOOO!
All but Flair: Not again...
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:18 PM   #43
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Cop at pulled over car:
Cop: Why on earth were you driving that fast?
Christian: -slaps chest- cuz that's how I roll!
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:19 PM   #44
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Wow, this is turning into an everyday life thread. Damnit I suck at life.
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:21 PM   #45
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Son: Hey dad, we're best buds.

Edge: Yeah I'd say so son.

Son: Anyway this is my new girlfriend

Girlfriend: Hi!

Son: Hold on I left something in the car

*son leaves*

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Old 09-30-2005, 04:22 PM   #46
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Stephanie: "Daddy, how likely is it that I can date a wrestler?"
Vince: "NO CHANCE IN HEEEELLLLLLLLLL..."
Shane: "Hey Dad, can I wrestle and do insane spots that'll make Jeff Hardy look like Bob Orton?"
Vince: "Sure."
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:23 PM   #47
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wtf

As soon as I read that one, I got spam from WWE. How in the hell am I getting spam from WWE?!
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:32 PM   #48
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(X Pac's son is going through X Pac's video shelf...)

Son: Hmmm... Oh, here's something about China! Just what I need for my report!

(The son goes over to the VCR and turns it on...)

(Ten minutes later, X Pac walks in.)

X Pac: Hey guy, whatcha up... Oh no...

(The son is twitching looking at the screen.)

X Pac: SON! SPEAK TO ME! OH MY GOD! YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO SEE THAT! OH MY GOD!

Son: .................... YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK!
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:37 PM   #49
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Son: Hey dad, we're best buds.

Edge: Yeah I'd say so son.

Son: Anyway this is my new girlfriend

Girlfriend: Hi!

Son: Hold on I left something in the car

*son leaves*

Edge:
Son: Hey dad, we're like best friends, right?
Edge: Sure, you totally rock.
Son: Cool, I feel like I know you better than I know myself.
Edge: YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!!!!?!
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:47 PM   #50
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Kid: DAD!! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!

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Old 09-30-2005, 04:57 PM   #51
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Jaton and Terran have become like a great tag team or something. I can't rep you guys enough for that comedic gold.

Hell, great job to everyone, really.
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:58 PM   #52
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Perry Saturn:
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:00 PM   #53
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Booker T: Did you finish your homework?
Son: Yeah dad.
Booker T: Did you check it?
Son: I double checked it.
Booker T: How many times do I have to tell you, sucka. You gotta check that thing FIVE TIMES!! FIVE TIMES!! FIVE TIMES!! FIVE TIMES!! FIVE TIMES!!
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:00 PM   #54
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Oh, and here's the obvious one...

Son: Hey dad, I need to do some research for my history report. Can I use the internet?
Brock: INTERNET??? KILLLLLL!!!!!!!
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:02 PM   #55
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The Rock: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
His Wife: Smells like burnt chicken.
The Rock: Ah crap, I forgot to check the oven.
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:03 PM   #56
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Son: Good night, dad.
Boogieman: No, it WON'T be a good night, because I'm... the BOOGIE man... and I'm gonna get you!!!
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:17 PM   #57
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Kid: "Um, Dad...I crashed the car..."
Booker: "Tell me...you didn't just say that..."
Kid: "I did. Sorry, Dad."
Booker: "It's okay, to make up for it, you can do some chores. I need some weeding done in the garden."
Kid: "Okay, what should I do to the weeds?"
Booker: "CAN YOU DIG THAT, SUCKAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Kid: "Sure! Thanks for being so understanding, Dad! Oh! Also, I don't want to play little league anymore. I hate the other guys on the team..."
Booker: "Don't hate the Playas, hate the Game!"
HHH:
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:28 PM   #58
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Why is Triple H going in that one?
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:32 PM   #59
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Son: Dad, can I get a Game Boy?

Triple H: But you ARE the Game Boy.

Son: No, a Game Boy... To play games...

Triple H: Son, LeVesques don't play games, they ARE the games.

Son: ... *Sigh*... MOM...

Stephanie: Yes, 'Hunt?

Son: Mom, can I have a Game Boy for Christmas?

Stephanie: No problem!

(Christmas comes around...)

Son: OH! I BET I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

Stephanie: I bet you do.

(Little Hunter opens it and stares at it.)

Stephanie: Well?

Son: I wanted a Game Boy, not an action figure of dad!
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:34 PM   #60
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I'm kinda suprised no ones done this one yet.

Son: Hey Dad, I got my report ca-

Austin: What?

Son: I said I got my report car-

Austin: What?

Son: My repor-

Austin: WHAT?

Son: Look, Dad, can't we just-

Austin: What? What? What? What? What?

**Snatches report card and looks at it**

JR from the Kitchen: "Bah Gawd STUNNER!!!"
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:40 PM   #61
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*Eddie and his kid are playing a racing game on the playstation*

*Realising that he isn't going to win, Eddie smacks the controller out of his kid's hand and wins*

Kid: Hey!!!
Eddie: Orale vato, I lie, I cheat, I steal!!!
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:28 PM   #62
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*kid runs home excited*
Kid: Mom I scored 5 touchdowns in my game the coach says I'm a school legend
*Kid gets RKO and Randy Orton poses over his body*
Randy Orton : Another legend killed.....uhhh son you still alive?
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:33 PM   #63
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RVD: Honey, this zit's in an awkward place and I can't pop it. Can you do it for me?
Wife: Sure. Where is it?
RVD: Right there.

*Points with thumbs*

Meh, I suck.
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:39 PM   #64
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*Kids are bullying some other kid*


Batista: I HATE BULLIES! RAAAAH!

Kids: . . .







Batista:


snitsky outta nowhere: It wasnt his fault!
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:42 PM   #65
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Old 09-30-2005, 09:11 PM   #66
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*Eddie and his kid are playing a racing game on the playstation*

*Realising that he isn't going to win, Eddie smacks the controller out of his kid's hand and wins*

Kid: Hey!!!
Eddie: Orale vato, I lie, I cheat, I steal!!!
Kid:

Eddie: Awww... lemme tell you a bedtime story!
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Old 09-30-2005, 09:17 PM   #67
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*enter scene with Brooke Hogan and Date Jim at the front door*

Brooke: i had a gret time tonight, I hope we can do this again some time
Jim: me too, I had fun as well

*both lean in to kiss, when the door burst open to Hulk standing there in ring attire*

Hulk: *points to Jim* YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *finger wag of doom, big boot, leg drop*
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Old 09-30-2005, 09:19 PM   #68
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That's not as funny because Hogan actually does try to live his gimmick in real life.

What is it about Warrior, Savage, and Hogan...it's like if you were a big star in the 80's...
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Old 09-30-2005, 11:18 PM   #69
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Kid: Hey! That's cheating, put the hotel back where it was!
Flair: Dirtiest player in the game!
Mrs Flair: Come on now...
Flair: WOOOOO!
All but Flair: Not again...
Drops the elbow on Park Place.
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:26 AM   #70
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Jake Jr.: G'night dad.

Jake the Snake Roberts: G'nite son. *flips off the switch, then reaches into a bag*

NEXT MORNING

Jake Jr.: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT PUTTING SNAKES IN MY BED??????
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:32 AM   #71
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Eugene: YAAAAYYY! SEX! YAAAAYYYYY!
Wife: *Sigh*
Eugene: OH! OH! SHAAAZAAAMMM!
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:38 AM   #72
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I'd hate to have Kane as my dad.

Mother: " Youd better not let your father hear you talking like that to me!!! "

Son: " He won't be home for another couple of hours anyways "

**Pyros burst around the house, music hits**
GOLD!
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:40 AM   #73
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
 
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Son: SHUT UP, DAD, JUST SHUT UP!

Matt Hardy: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Son: Uh oh...

(Five minutes later...)

Dear MySpace,
My son hates me. I don't think I can continue living. He's acting like a feces.
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:42 AM   #74
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Kid: "Dad, I need help on my homework. Who was the 35th president of the United States?"
Kennedy: "MISTEEERRRRRRRRRR...KENNEDY!!!"
Kid: "Wait, I need to write this down...what was his name again?"
Kennedy: "KEENNNNEEEEDDDEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH...."
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:46 AM   #75
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:48 AM   #76
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Kid: Dad, Can I go to the park?
Macho Man: Oh Yeah!!!
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:50 AM   #77
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GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE_SKIER INSTEAD OF DOIN ALL THIS MAYBE YOU COULD GO PROMO.











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Old 10-01-2005, 09:52 AM   #78
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Heidenreich: I don't know why my own son doesn't want to be my friend.
Son: OH SHUT- *BOOM*

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Old 10-01-2005, 09:54 AM   #79
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Kid: If you two are a gay couple where am I from?

Justin: Well you don't need to worry about that, because your not just the coolest.

Your not just the best.

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Lance Storm: *sigh* from Calgery Alberta Canada

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Old 10-01-2005, 09:55 AM   #80
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Kid: "Hey dad, I need new shoes, my heels are starting to hurt"
Ric Flair: 'HEY, DON'T EVER USE OUR TERMINOLGY, THATS OUR TERMINOLGY, THATS WRESTLING TALK, DON'T EVER USE IT AGAIN!!!"
Kid: Geeze, I'm sorry dad. I didn't mean to. Come on, turn that frown upside down dad and put on a happy face.
Ric Flair: "WHY YOU...YOU JUST MAKE ME SO ANGRY, I JUST...I JUST WANNA...I JUST WANNA.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kid: "oookay then. look, I'm going to my friend Mark's house."
Ric Flair: "WHO DO YOU HTINK YOU ARE USING WRESTLER'S TERMIONOLGY. YOU'RE A FAN, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! WHO THE HELL DO YOU ARE TALKING LIKE THAT!"
Kid: "Calm down dad, you'll pop a vein!"
Ric Flair:
Kid: "Dad, you're face is getting all red, is it the heat in this room?"

(Flair has enough and snaps on the figure four leg lock)
Ric Flair: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You're nothing, not like me. A highflying, kiss-stealing son of a gun!"
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