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Boss
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Knock-Knock
Who's There Knox and Knockers! (Yeah that was bad even by my bad joke standards) |
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He's Here
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Knock Knock...
Who's there? Dumb bitch. Dumb bitch who? Dunno, but I'm sure she was in that segment with The Miz. |
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TPWW Since '04
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Knock Knock..
Who's there? Vuck Vuck who? Fuck you too! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
He didn't. He made it halfway and then tore his quad
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Why isnt carlito cool?
Cuz I am! :rotfl: |
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Stickman
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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch"
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Terminator Daddy!
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How many McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to call the Mexican, another to throw him up the ladder. |
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What did thge bad guy said to the good guy?
Iv got ur number! 8() |
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what did the ghost say to john cena?
no bitch, you can't see me! |
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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Wow.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Thats a good one Felix122! :LOL:
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He's Here
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Do Unto Others...
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- Why did Triple H cross the road? Because he didn't want the chicken to get over. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Why did Heyman cross the road?
Because Vince told him to. |
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I ran into Carlito yesterday. I asked him what he thought of the weather and he said "Das hot!"
(No seriously it's really fucking hot here) |
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What did people say after Hugh Morris' latest stand up comedy gig?
"He's really.... ... Not really funny at all." |
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Temporary
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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How much is Undertaker's house worth?
Doesn't matter. He'll never sell. |
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Rave Autopsy Subculture
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Why did they fire the Ultimate Warrior from the pet shop?
Because he couldn't sell the pedigree. |
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He's Here
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Did you hear about the problems with gravitational pull from another planet?
X Pac just became the first person on Mars. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Why did Bret Hart's vineyard fold?
He was only using sour grapes. |
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He's Here
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Did you hear about the new Garfield movie?
Apparently Hulk Hogan is playing Garfield's stunt double. |
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He's Here
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What's black and blue and red all over?
John Cena after going into the 'hood. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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What do you get when you break Joey's thermometer?
Mercury. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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What did Tazz say when the window-repair truck pulled up to his house?
"Well, here comes the pane!" |
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He's Here
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Why is the WWE mad at Brock Lesnar?
Because the NFL wouldn't put up with the big baby's shit. |
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He's Here
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What did RVD say to the police officer?
"I work for WWE... No one else... Hehehehehehehe" What did Sabu say to the police officer? "......................... I'm not supposed to talk asshole." |
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BISONICA
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Why isn't there anything in the African section of Vince's zoo?
Because Vince doesn't know what to do with rhinos. |
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Do Unto Others...
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Btw, totally off topic, but isn't it weird how no-one has brought up that Booker T is the first 100% Black WWE Champion?
Anyways...a joke...OH! HHH and Stephanie are walking down the road while pushing there new born baby. Stephanie (whose arms were getting tired), turns to HHH and said "would you give the baby a little push?" HHH replies, "No, she's too small and doesn't know how to work." |
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Terminator Daddy!
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If Flair flops in the middle of a forest and noone's around, does he still blade?
Why was Rowdy Roddy Piper hospitalized? A friend heard he tried to kilt himself. Why did Robby cross the road? (I'm ROBBY!) His dick was stuck in the chicken. |
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He's Here
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Why is the Ultimate Warrior against smoking?
Because he hates fags. |
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Do Unto Others...
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Why is the Ultimate Warrior the only conversative against hunting?
Because Deering doesn't make the world work. |
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Some of these are pretty hilarious. You know Alejandro Armando Estrada was a good student, right? He always got straight A(AAAAAAAA)'s. More of a cross medium joke (verbal to written).
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I heard Al Snow has a weird way of cooking cabbage.
He puts a lot of Pepper on his Head. |
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What did Perry Saturn say when he had an accident while having sex?
Moppy nis is broken.
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90% spam
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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What did the Great Khali say to the postman?
Gibberish |
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What's Daivari's favorite song in the world?
Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Khalifornication" |
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TPWW Since '04
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^ Ha
Who is Mankinds best friend? Wait for it.... Dog. |
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