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#41 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Evolution has no effect on Chuck Norris as he's already the peak of human potential.
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#42 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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It's official- Kurt has out Helwigged The Warrior.
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No, not quite. He's kept his rants within the realm of wrestling and not expanded into real imaginary hallucinations on anything.
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#44 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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MMMA really isn't wrestling. Though shooting on people in MMA is no big. Now if he went to a UFC bout with a steel chair...
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#45 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...Actually, I'd mark the fuck out.
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#46 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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Oh Kurt...why the hell are you so insane?
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I could picture Kurt in at least half those scenarios you guys gave.
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#48 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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When he gets shot at, bullets actually move out of the way as to not get hurt by Chuck Norris.
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#49 |
He's Here
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Chuck Norris has met Kurt Angle only once. It was called the Big Bang.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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#52 |
King of Love and Piss
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Kurt Angle doesnt abuse vicodin anymore. He now takes 18 Kurt Angles every morning to get out of bed. By Kurt Angles, i mean vicodin that Kurt Angle made himself and called Kurt Angles.
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#53 |
RAPTURE READY.
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Kurt Angle is so awesome that vicodins are addicted to Kurt Angle
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#54 |
I'm nauseous
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Ron Jeremy actually has a tiny penis/schlong/dick/johnson/jimmy/Heidenreich, he just borrowed Kurt Angles' whenever there was a camera present.
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If Kurt Angle were locked in a room with a guitar he would record an album that would break all sales and bilboard records and sweep the grammys, winning in almost every catagory. When asked why he doesnt do this he promptly says " Cuz that shit is for FAGS ARAHHHA!" He then swallows a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
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Mad as in crazy, dumbass
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#57 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Kurt Angle doesn't win World Titles, World Titles win Kurt Angle.
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#58 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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In Soviet Russia Jeff Jarrett jobs to Kurt!
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#59 |
He's Here
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Kurt Angle was looking for a challenge, so he broke his own neck and entered the Olympics.
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I'm all there is
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#61 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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On the Seventh Day, Kurt Angle called God lazy and kept working.
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#62 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Kurt Angle is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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#63 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Peyton Manning can throw a football 50 yards. Kurt Angle can throw Peyton Manning further.
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#64 |
He's Here
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Kurt Angle invented a time machine, went back to the dawn of time, killed Chuck Norris and ejaculated into the primordial ooze.
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#65 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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In 'Star Wars', The Force was played by Chuck Norris.
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#66 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Kurt Angle has 72, and they'll all make you tap.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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When Kurt Angle thinks of the starving children of Africa, his tears make the skies above them cloud up and rain - a rain of pure acid that kills all the livestock and crops. But his smile can light up a room.
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#69 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Okay, was that sig really necessary, Tombstone?
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#70 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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When Kurt Angle sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Kurt Angle has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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#71 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Someone once tried to tell Kurt Angle that the ankle lock isn't the best way to make someone tap. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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#72 |
Get a poke on
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Kurt Angle made Hitler tap on two nonconsecutive occasions, both times while eating a turkey sandwich on marble rye from the carnegie deli
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Kurt Angle doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena of fire.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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#75 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Kurt Angle.
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#76 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle can hit you so hard that he can alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally grab their heads and yell "What the fuck was that!?"
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Kurt Angle once consumed 2,847 regulation hockey pucks in a single sitting.
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#78 |
Get a poke on
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Kurt Angle once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
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Kurt Angle once had cancer, but he coughed out the tumor and then used it to butter his bread.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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