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Old 02-12-2007, 11:24 PM   #1
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:09 AM   #4
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HARDY: I wonder how ling I'm supposed to hang onto this invisible trapeze.
O'HAIRE: BWARABARAHABWUARA!!! {Translation: That's my cage, damn it}
MERCURY: I'm suddenly smelling corn chips.


KENNEDY: THAT'S planet Earth. And I was standing on it...or WAS!! I now possess the great art of levitation. Watch me float in the air..............................................................................................
..................................................................THE AIR!!!


Kano makes his WWE debut.


If you're wondering why Helms is squinting, it's because the ref gave him a very unique way to satisfy his weird-ass foot fetish that he wished he never took: Have Davari foot-fuck Helms in his ass.


BATISTA: HAHA!! I'm holding this above the glass ceiling. YOU CANT GET IT!!
KENNEDY: You gotta lower that hand SOMETIME, jerk!
REF: Now now now, children, settle down. Everyone knows the Undertaker MADE that glass ceiling. And he can break it just as easily.


FINLAY: You saw Little Bastard, now meet LITTLE FINLAY!!


BOOGYMAN: Good God, Donald Trump was traded to SmackDown?


Both the ref and Kennedy had to tell Batista that now was not the time to start morphing back into Michael Jackson.


The state of the WWE in one measly picture.


Ladies and gentlemen, the DELETED scenes from the Snickers Super Bowl XLI commercial, as performed by the WWE superstars.


Everyone was so focused on figuring out what in the hell Kennedy was trying to do to Batista's chest that they never saw what Batista was attempting to do to Kennedy with his hand.

DAVARI: *thinking* Well, at least I don't have to walk with a giant turd that talks with ten cottonballs in his mouth anymore.


Oh, for the record: He still came!


DAVARI: *FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT*
JBL: Jesus Christ, why did you have to pick up Khali's old habits?


Somehow. the focus wasn't on what the Undertaker's hand was doing, but the Undertaker positioned his body in such a way that it looked like, from the lights on his chest, he had the biggest boner in the world.


The Undertaker demostrates just what he wants the new WWE talent to do.


COLE: Eww, Taker, don't examplfy your kinky side HERE!!
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Matt botches the attempted "Fart My Way To The Top Rope" move when he farts his shoe off.




Boogeyman quits his gimmick and the WWE after being asked to eat Lita's used tampon.




Batista becomes the poster boy for "Don't Try This At Home" when his ruptured hernia blows smoke out his belly button.



You're not in Ireland Finlay, "No means No!"



Boogeyman nearly wins the 3 Way Dance, but Trump's wig kicks out at 2.



For those matches that you aren't feeling so fresh, Summers Eve & Depends proudly present "The Arabian Crotch Carpet Ride."



Helms quickly taps out when the ref tells him that it's not Divari's knee in his back.




The Miz is counted out after his hair Huricanranna's him through the announcers table.



I swear guys, Melina's gash is like this!



Dice and Jill went up the hill, each with $1 and a quarter. Jill skated down with 2.50.....OOOHHHHH!!!



Boogeyman is confused when suddenly he sees a worm smaller than any of the ones in his bag.
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:56 PM   #8
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:57 PM   #9
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Kennedy: I got your cream filling, right here!


Ref: Sorry, guys. For a second there, I thought I was on ECW. OK, game on...


Cole: ...Are you even reading it right?!

JBL: Listen, I've built many of these before and... the damn thing reads like stereo instructions, Michael! Now, will you let me just put the air filter in there so we can put the water?

Cole: WE'RE PUTTING TOGETHER A DESK, YOU FUCKIN' N00B!


Davairi: Ah, the giant fist, Benoit's cry session, the old O'Haire cage. Smackdown, It's good to be home.


Taker always need the smoke for ambiance when he's filming his imaginary sex scenes.


If you were the Miz, you'd cry yourself to sleep every night too.


Boogey: ... It's NOT spaghetti ??!?! GOD, and I've been eatin' this??! DAMN, and you tell me this now?? Ah, man.... and I gotta brush again! Awww, man.


TONIGHT ON "OZ" ....


" For the last time, I do NOT get the Ponyboy reference !"


Mercury: ...Her's? It's THIS BIG.


Batista: I GOTTA GO SAVE BUBBBBBBAAA!!!

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Taker for a moment thought he was "Jigsaw" and tried to turn Miz
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After the Gladiator fell off the rungs, the Contender had an easy win in Hang Tough.



Kennedy is so over, he can get a pop from the crowd just by making fart noises in the microphone.



Someone has only JUST NOW realized that he looks like a complete moron.



Nick: Now that Daivari has you trapped here, can I please get you to sign this Invisible Hurricane mask?

Gregory: GET AWAY FROM ME!



Ken: I know this referee didn't just chop BOTH of us on the stomach!

...

Batista: I know this referee didn't just chop BOTH of us on the stomach!

Ken:



Talk about an inappropriate time to start Hula-Dancing...



The ref subtlely waves hi to his mom.



Boogie: A Shi tzu! KILL IT! KILL IT!



Ref: Is that the muscle that tore?

Dave: Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to do some D-X style Crotch Chops



Cole: How do people watch WSX? That shit is even less like Wrestling than our show is!

JBL: ...by my readings, I should take all my funds out of Turner Broadcasting right now... Huh, you were saying?



Robin: Holy Random Goldberg Impression, Batman!



Dave: You ticklish there?

Ken: Yes I am...


...I am!



Vince's Kumar Impersonator is wondering precisely where that White Castle is...



Daviari: Didn't we just do this caption a few posts back?

Gregory: I think so...

Nick: Please... sign my invisible Hurricane Mask!



The funny thing is, Finlay strangles the people he LIKES! You don't want to see what he does to the people he hates.



Ric Flair, in full rib mode, tells Daivari that he's actually Yokozuna.



The question as to who would win between the Irresistable Force and the Immovable Object is answered when Chuck Norris Punches himself in the Face.



Like Benoit's match with Black Tiger in Japan, Mercury ends the match with an Arm Drag. Unlike Japan, the crowd doesn't pop like crazy for the move.



Trying to revamp his gimmick, Taker comes in on a new vehicle. This time, a Skateboard.



Miz just found out that he's going to be sent to Heat to team up with Eugene as the Retards. Worst of all, he's keeping his gimmick.



Taker: Hulk Hogan Pose!

Miz: Which Way did he go, George? Which Way did he go?



It's one thing to beat a guy by biting off his penis. Did Mark HAVE to keep it in his mouth during the three count, though?



This Episode of Smackdown is brought to you by the Letter "I"...



... And the Letter "L"...



... And the Number "7"!



Joey's interpretive dance version of Stone Sour's "Through Glass" wasn't quite over with the crowd.



"She is NOT a Talentless Bimbo!"

"Um... Actually, I am!"

(Like I actually CARE what their names are.)



Ashley: I'm giving Johnny Ace two... maybe three weeks before he tells Paul to cut his hair.



Kendrick: Help! Test has me in a rest hold!

Rest Hold Guy: For the last time I'm not TEST! I'm just some OVW guy who Vastarikai doesn't care enough about to find out my name.



Ref: He looks NOTHING Like Test. I mean, if Test had Black Hair, and shaved...Holy Shit! He does kind of look like Test.



Next up in the Midget Roping Competition...
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Kennedy describes his encounter with Stephanie McMahon.
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