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Bent his wookie
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The grand canyons much much smaller
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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And it tastes better.
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Not that I'd know, of course
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AlphaQ Attitude
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Lita's vagina attracts a lot more tourists than Grand Canyon .
Besides being free tourist spot, it also makes tourists eligible for touring the big hole on its other side. |
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Here's an obvious one.
What does Khali think of Edge? He's Rated AARRRRRRRRRGGGHH!!!! |
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Quote:
What's the difference between John Cena and an art class full of first graders? The first graders actually draw. Last edited by Theo Dious; 03-09-2007 at 02:14 PM. |
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How does Ric Flair pick up women?
By WOOOOOing them. Why is The Rock a movie star? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK IS A MOVIE STAR Why did Steve Austin cross the road? Because Stone Cold said so How does Glen Jacobs walk? With a Kane. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- Why did Eugene cross the road?
A- Because his dick was stuck in the chicken. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- What does J.R. call his wifes tits?
A- Slobberknockers. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- Why did King cross the road?
A- Because he was trying to stick his dick in the puppies that were chasing the chicken. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- Why did Owen Hart cross the road?
A- He was stuck in a blue Blazer. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- Why did Kurt Angle cross the road?
A- To BREAK THE CHICKEN'S FREAKIN NECK! |
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Q - Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
A - To avoid the inevitable quad tear joke. |
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Q - Why did X-Pac cross the road?
A - Who the hell cares? |
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Q - Why did Diamond Dallas Page get hit crossing the road?
A - The driver never saw him coming. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Q - What do Triple H and the Teamsters have in common?
A - They never do the job. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- Why did Vince cross the road?
A- He read the sign:
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90% spam
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This is the worst thread in the history of our forums.
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Why did The Rock cross the road?
Because--IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK CROSSED THE ROAD!!! |
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Why wouldn't HBK work a program with CLB?
Because Shawn Michaels would NEVER hit a Christian. |
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Who betta than Kanyon?
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Terminator Daddy!
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Q- Why did Tony Schiavone cross the road?
A- So he could tell the chicken THIS IS THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!! (Yeah, that joke'll put butts in the seats.) ![]() WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Where does Funaki find information about his house?
IN-DEED.
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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What do they call The Hardyz, Edge, Vince McMahon and Lita?
A D D.P.
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Who shaves Stephanie McMahon's vag?
The Bushwhackers
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Bent his wookie
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Why does it look like triple H is floating from some angles?
Beacause you dont always see the glass ceiling hes standing on top of |
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Bent his wookie
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Why wont undertaker wrestle sid ever again?
Because hes worried about all the "shit talking" in their match. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Who sucks more than a drunk Lita?
Hulk Hogan |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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THE TRUTH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
R O F L |
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What's the difference between Santa Claus and wrestling?
Santa Claus is fake.
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yes. yes. yes.
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Why don't deaf people bungee jump?
Because they've never heard of it. |
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