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He's Here
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Steve Austin drinks LIGHT beer.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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It's okay to call people with issues (Kane) retarded, but not retards (Hacksaw, Eugene, Cena)
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EL MERO MERO!
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Chris Masters.
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Bent his wookie
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.....WWE booking post 2002
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That's Not My Name
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The Samoan Umaga cannot speak a word of English, yet can somehow communicate with the Cuban Armando Estrada.
Also, island boys have such hard heads that any attack on the head of an island boy will backfire on the opponent. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Blander Than Ever
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You can't teach that
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That a Mummy was Thawed from a Block of Ice, going by the name The Yeti
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That's Not My Name
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That oldtime wrestlers in their 50s and even 60s can outlast and beat athletes in their 20s and 30s.
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That's Not My Name
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That the referee doesn't realise that chairs are being used behind his back, even though the chairshot can be heard around the entire arena.
That heels don't get suspicious when they suddenly hear a huge pop, and think to look for a face wrestler heading in their direction through the crowd/down the ramp. |
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Yeah, in some cases, the heels even act like they think the cheers are for them.
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Get a poke on
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The placement of cameras. We are supposed to take it as normal that wrestlers discuss "private" things in front of a camera, and other wrestlers don't see the stuff.
For example, Christian and Jericho make their secret bet in front of a camera, and Trish doesn't see or hear about it. And then when Jericho pours his heart out, she doesn't see that he really cares either. Utter cheese that you accept because its just how things are and it's awesome. Another example is when a wrestler gets in a car or what not to run someone down or whatever. Without fail, theres a camera man positioned in the passenger seat. |
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President of Freedonia
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When a heel tag team makes a tag behind the referee's back, it obviously really happened. When a face team does it, the refs think they are lying bastards and disallow it.
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Has an evil monkey...
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He's Here
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The ref USUALLY doesn't notice when the ropes are shaking after using illegal leverage for submissions.
I've only seen a ref break it once because they were shaking. I think it was Chioda who broke it. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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The more you flip/spin before landing on someone, the more it will hurt them.
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He's Here
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The Stone Cold Stunner has the force to flip you two-to-three times.
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And send you six feet in the air, if you happen to be called the Rock or Shane McMahon.
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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That WWE will never grow the balls to end Cena's face push and turn him heel
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The idea that a company should cater to what the people want is the idea that makes money, and yet somehow WWE is still making money.
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aka Aussie_Skier
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that matches on tv always seem to go to commercial at the perfect time (like when a wrestler's been dumped out of the ring)
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Get a poke on
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Heres a small one. Everytime sweet chin music is delivered, it knocks the opponent out and drops them backwards (fair enough), HOWEVER, without fail, when HHH is in the ring DX style, they stay standing and stumbled towards him for a pedigree too
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Being an abused bastard child that had to see his mother and step-father killed in a fire that his brother set, then going so crazy and setting his brother and Jim Ross on fire, as well as tombstoning Vince McMahon's wife and shocking the balls of his son, not only doesn't that get this man fired and thrown in a jail or asylum, but it keeps him gainfully employeed, and garners enough trust and confidence that his boss is willing to produce a movie that he stars in.
Kane is awesome. |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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The Godfather was able to avoid being arrested for pimping despite several hours of video evidence against him.
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99% of the time, a stunner will put a wrestler on their back. I can remember watching a episode of RAW back in the Attitude era where HHH got stunned by Austin, dropped to his knees, immediately stood back up and got rock bottomed by Rocky. I was a goddamn mark who thought it was real then and even then I was going
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Defense: "It ain't eaza."
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Bailiff: The state of California vs a Mr. God Father, aka Mr. Good Father, aka Mr. Papa Shango, voodoo priest. Defense Attorney: Your honor, my client's religious beliefs are not a matter for this case. Godfather: If you think pimpin' ain't eaza, try making motor oil come out of the Ultimate Warrior's head. Judge: Make it? How can you stop it? |
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Get a poke on
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The Professional Wrestling business tbh. I mean that with the most affection.
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Well really, most of this stuff isn't much of a disparage, it's just part of the suspension of disbelief that allows us to enjoy wrestling.
Except the ref bumps, they need to stop that. |
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Get a poke on
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nah, bumping refs is just as much a part of the wrestling industry as bumping coke is
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Ok then they need to stop doing it so damn much.
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He's Here
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It's the writing team's crutch. Like poop jokes and Triple H title runs.
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Terminator Daddy!
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In an era where fans CRAVE unpredictability...Wrestling organizations are still so lazy that they give us matches with an opponent already in the ring with no intro music and expect fans to believe that the match can go either way.
Thus far the scoreboard reads: INTRO MUSIC 1,150,928 ALREADY IN THE RING 0 Christ, even the Washington Generals have beaten the Harlem Globetrotters at least once..... Last edited by Arnold HamNegger; 03-12-2007 at 12:40 PM. |
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He's Here
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1,150,927 to 1.
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Stickman
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hmmm Stupid things we accept as normal.....Easy answer...wrestling
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Feeling Oof-y
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One that always got me was that when a wrestler - who could normally take punishment in a match for 15+ minutes - pulls on a referee's shirt as a special guest referee, all it takes is one punch/knock to keep em down for 5+ minutes.
Oh, if it wasn't for the power draining properties of a ref shirt Earl Hebnar could have been World Champ I tells ya! |
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