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#41 |
So fucking sexy.
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It sounds like someone's cousin wrote this thing. The lines featured in the trailer, plus the blandness of the plot. Don't get me wrong, I'm not digging it because it has John Cena in it; I genuinely look at this as a shitty, shotty movie. But I wouldn't say the man is helping it at all. Partly because he looks completely ridiculous in the street beat uniform.
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#42 |
Raw Video Footage
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The white guy in ghetto attire looks silly in uniform. Cena is truly a pariah.
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#43 |
So fucking sexy.
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Also...Mickey Rourke is an awkward douchebag. I just saw him on Graham Norton, and it was REALLY hard to watch.
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#44 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#45 |
Daddy's Home
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I've seen worse.
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#46 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Didn't Kris. P. Lettuse help make this movie? I blame him.
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#47 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#48 |
So fucking sexy.
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#49 |
That's Not My Name
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Based on this thread, I watched The Condemned last night. First WWE Film I've ever seen.
Thoroughly enjoyed it, for what it was. What a heel that Vinnie Jones is, huh? |
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#50 |
Get a poke on
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If WWE is going to make a movie with Stone Cold, the movie should be Stone Cold himself in character beating people up in Texas or something. I mean that too. If you're going to make a shit action movie go balls to the wall about it and give the people what they want. They're there to see Stone Cold, not Steve Williams trying to play some guy with a good heart, or whatever they do in those movies.
WWE productions should reflect the WWE product, and not Vin Diesel movies |
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#51 |
That's Not My Name
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... but it was good. It was fun.
I wonder if the PG rating will carry over into WWE Films too? |
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#52 |
Get a poke on
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I just think it would be hilarious to see a movie of Stone Cold Steve Austin living his kayfabe life in Texas, or The Undertaker living in the mansion from Tales From the Crypt or something.
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#53 |
That's Not My Name
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I've often thought they should do an ensemble piece where the wrestlers all play their WWE characters, with a few main guys carrying the story and the whole roster in bit parts, or supporting roles.
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#54 |
A.W.O.L.
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some of you (Afterlife) need to calm down. I thought the trailer looked pretty good. Was thou expecting-eth Shakespeare?
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#55 | |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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What I meant earlier is that I'll see it, but I'm certainly not going to rush to opening day. I was on the fence about seeing The Marine because I love cheesy action movies, but I don't love John Cena's acting. I'd heard mixed reviews ("It was a good cheesy action flick" and "It was the worst movie ever"), so I decided to find out for myself. Turns out I was right: It was a good cheesy action flick with a not-so-great lead guy. Now that I know what to expect, I'll see this. My love for cheesy action movies will win out over my disdain for John Cena's acting. |
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#56 |
That's Not My Name
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#57 |
So fucking sexy.
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Calm down from what? Simply pointing out that a movie is going to be garbage doesn't mean I'm upset about it. And for the record, Shakespeare is boring, too.
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#58 |
MVP Mark
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Looks decent.
Thing that is complicated is that, so many people on here only say they can't stand Cena because of his character. Some of those people are now saying (in this thread) they hate the way Cena acts. Ummm, ya........ |
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#59 |
So fucking sexy.
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Because he only has one character, maybe?
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#60 |
A.W.O.L.
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#61 |
So fucking sexy.
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Yeah.
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#62 | |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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It would make sense, but it would also be interesting if they excluded their movies from the PG edict altogether (to try to reach all movie-goers and not just people who watch wrestling). |
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#63 |
That's Not My Name
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I don't know... they can get away with quite a lot of shit on Raw for a "PG" show... I think I read recently that WWE was still rated PG even during the edgy prime Attitude era year of 1998, until they upped it in 1999 (that could be wrong, I just read that somewhere) so I guess they still need to cater to the adults watching.
WWE Films hasn't followed the televised wrestling products concurrent rating in the past, Condemned was rated R, so I guess it could be standalone. |
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#64 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I will be watching it and I'll give an honest review of it once doing so. It really doesn't even look all that bad. I'll bet I've seen worse.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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#66 |
Got fired by the Clique
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So Officer John Triton i mean what ever the hell his name is. OH who gives a rats ass about this shit movie. I recall hearing rumor that there where trying to get Al Pacino to be the villian. Yeah ok i think Pacino would be Mr. Nanny 2 before that would happen
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#67 | |
He's Here
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#68 | |
Spammy Certified
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#69 |
Spammy Certified
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SPOILER....maybe?
wow did they give away the ending in the trailer? where him and his girl jump out the helicopter into the pool? |
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#70 |
That's Not My Name
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#71 |
#1 Senior Elite Member
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Doesn't look bad...wouldn't mind seeing it if I had the chance.
Also, speaking about mindless action flicks...anyone else have Tango and Cash pop into their heads. |
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#72 |
So fucking sexy.
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#73 |
Get a poke on
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WWE: The Movie
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#74 |
Get a poke on
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How about The Muppets Take WWE
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#75 |
He's Here
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I bet Cena's next movie is a remake of this:
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#76 |
Doin' It Right
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^ lol Undertaker
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#77 | |
King of the Ring
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Did the same thing, had the same result. It was shit blowing up, decent fight scenes, and I had fun watching it. It does make me want to see Kennedy's movie. Hell, I will even give the Marine a shot, there's a Wal-Mart close by. |
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