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#1 |
He's Here
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John Cena in Generic Action Movie II
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#2 |
That's Not My Name
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Isn't the premise virtually identical to The Marine?
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#3 |
So fucking sexy.
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Wow. He just refuses to act, doesn't he?
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#4 |
Spammy Certified
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#5 |
Spammy Certified
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What happened to HHH and undertakers movie?
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#6 |
A Property of Matter
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They reused the wardrobe from the Marine.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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It's a mindless popcorn flick.
I'll see it. |
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#8 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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#9 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I'll see it, but I won't spend money to do so. I'll wait for the DVD and Netflix it.
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#10 |
A Property of Matter
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That's still spending money.
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#11 |
A Property of Matter
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Even if you borrow the DVD from a friend or illegally download it or find it in the street there is still the cost to you of having to sit and watch it.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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#13 |
So fucking sexy.
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#14 |
Doin' It Right
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I think i'll pass
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#15 |
Feeling Oof-y
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So, instead of a marine we get him as a cop. Wonder how they'll work that into his gimmick?
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#16 |
"Ask him!"
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What's sad is that this movie will get a wide-release and "The Wrestler" didn't.
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#17 |
King of Love and Piss
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I'd watch it. Its not like its horrible or something. Not every movie wins an Oscar you spoiled fag wrestling fans. He's John Cena. What the fuck are you expecting from this? Do you expect this to be a Robert Dinero in Heat like performance? Thats why no why likes you guys. Cause your dumb fucks that have these huge expectations that are so ridiculous. Its a John Cena action movie. Get a fucking clew.
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So fucking sexy.
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#19 |
He's Here
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I'm getting a raging clue.
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#20 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#21 |
"Ask him!"
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He's already like the police. When he was gone it was like a high school party and Chris Jericho was the cool kid host, and then when Cena showed up all the fun stops and he hands out MIP's.
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#22 |
Get a poke on
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I love that people try to pass it off with the excuse of "I'll watch it, but I won't spend money on it." or, "It's mindless, it's worth a watch."
Just fuckin admit you want to see it. I'm sure the 5 bucks are inconsequential. I will not see it, but if I wanted to I'd come out and fuckin come clean with it. |
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#23 |
Get a poke on
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Lets keep in mind that these movies do make money at the box office. Not a ton, but they do make money. If nobody on here will "pay to see it", who is? At least one person in this thread who says they won't pay to see it will be there on opening weekend.
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#24 |
Get a poke on
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Perhaps they're even planning on it.
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#25 |
A Property of Matter
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John Cena, Sr.
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#26 |
Get a poke on
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Even watching it on TV counts as paying money. It means you're paying money for a format that subjects it's viewers to shit like this instead of good movies, and we still buy it.
Even NOT watching it on HBO, or whatever, is paying for it (if you get the channel). It saddens me. |
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#27 |
Get a poke on
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When we pay taxes, we're supporting John Cena movies. In some round about way I'm sure it could be argued. I propose we stage a modern day Boston Tea Party, dumping crates of The Marine deluxe edition dvds into the Boston Harbor
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#28 |
A Property of Matter
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They wouldn't stay in there. The Boston Harbor would give them the Throwback.
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#29 |
Raw Video Footage
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Now, granted the premise is somewhat better than the Marine and it seems like something that would have been totally 'it' in the mid/late 90's, I think I can live without watching this. WWE Films is... getting better? Who knows.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#32 |
Get a poke on
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Give or take. I was taking the "Give it a rent" into account. 5 bucks, 7 bucks, either way it's hardly whats stopping people from seeing it. The bottom line is you either want to see it, or not, and you then comprimise that with what you deem socially acceptable.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I think the biggest problem with WWE Films is the Waterworld effect. I mean, there are quality concerns as well, and Waterworld was probably doomed from the start, but after so much money and hype, the movie was fucked. Similarly, after all this hype for WWE films, talk for a couple of years even, anyone who was interested (e.g. anyone not going "lolwrestlersacting") probably expected a little better than a high-budget B-movie. Maybe not much more, but like, a B+ movie. But you compare these movies with other summer blockbusters, and it's about on par. And compared to other, similar genres of movie, they're fucking brilliant. I mean, video game and comic book movies (barring Batman and a couple others) make the Marine look amazing. |
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#34 |
Doin' It Right
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I haven't seen any WWE films, don't plan on starting with this one.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#36 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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I will admit that I liked See No Evil and The Condemned, but I refuse to watch John Cena films out of principle.
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#37 |
Adminstigator
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Trailer looked alright. Looked as good if not better than your typical Hollywood releases. I won't go out of my way to see it, but I won't give it a wide berth either.
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#38 |
So fucking sexy.
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The trailer did not look alright. His VO in the beginning was simply awful. That's not acting, that's reading out loud. And the fact that the villian actually used the fucking phrase "it's a game" sent a nauseaeting quiver of cliche through my body. This is nothing but a grapeshot of trite and genreic "ideas" with a remarkably generic Steven Seagal title.
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#39 |
Raw Video Footage
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Where's the fun in simply blowing up the house with Cena and his girlfriend in it? You gotta play a game that gives the hero some chance to beat you. That's the first thing they teach you in villain school.
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#40 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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