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#41 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Bender: Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender! Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonism Bot. But we need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism Bot.
Hedonism Bot: I apologize for nothing! |
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#42 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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#43 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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Bender: Hey look, it's bigfoot again.
Park Ranger: Where? Bender: Up your face! Ahahahaha. Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked. Bender: It's used to it. Woooo! Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small... Bender: In this case, small. Woooo! Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn. Bender: As usual. Woooo! |
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#44 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
Posts: 11,343
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#45 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Amy: Oh no, someone you know must have died!
Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies, those guys suck! |
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#46 |
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,760
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. |
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#47 |
R.I.P Tanner
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#48 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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Feel like watching a whole bunch of Futurama now.
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#50 |
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,760
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#51 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Big Brain: I am winning again! I am the greetest and now I'm leaving Earth for no raisin.
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#52 |
You know that’s right
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just remembered my favorite line from the show
Bender: I bet I could eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time! |
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#53 |
Unnecessarily awesome
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Turanga Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry? |
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#54 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Dr. Zoidberg: [voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray.
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#55 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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[after Fry loses basketball game to invading Harlem Globetrotters]
Leela: Way to go, Fry. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mothers. [Hermes hangs his head in shame] Hermes Conrad: I'm just glad my fat ugly mother is not alive to see this. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes. |
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#56 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
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#57 |
Mad
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Yes, Skippord.
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#58 |
You know that’s right
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ROBOT HOUSE
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#59 |
Unnecessarily awesome
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Farnsworth: The Fountain Of Aging? Hmm, it is just a legend. Still, they called the Tooth Fairy a legend and now it's head of the FBI.
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#60 |
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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Tales of Interest Announcer: YOU'VE SEEN IT - YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!
(on global warming) Linda: Well I'm sure all of those windmills will keep them cool. Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!! (from the Ultimate Robot Fighting League) The Foreigner: I'm not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my CRAZY passport! Professor: Incidently, you have a dime up your nose! Fry: I wish. It's a nickel. Fry: Parrots talk and we eat them, right? Bender: Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick. Like Fry. Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry! |
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