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Old 10-01-2005, 10:05 AM   #81
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*Wife at dinner table*

Wife: Honey, the foods ready, you coming?

John Cena: THA CHAMP IS HURRRRRRRRRRR
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Old 10-01-2005, 10:09 AM   #82
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Doctor: And you're sure you want to go through with this?

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Old 10-01-2005, 10:11 AM   #83
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*Wife at dinner table*

Wife: Honey, the foods ready, you coming?

John Cena: THA CHAMP IS HURRRRRRRRRRR
i have the strangest feeling that John Cena actually says this
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Old 10-01-2005, 10:17 AM   #84
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Kurt Angle- Cmon Son get up its time to go to school

Son- Im sick. Ive got a cold.

Kurt Angle - I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck. And to say that you cant go to school with a friggen head cold is an insult to everything I stand for.
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Old 10-01-2005, 12:07 PM   #85
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i have the strangest feeling that John Cena actually says this
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:25 PM   #86
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Jeff Hardy's wife/gf: "Jeff, can you set the table, dear?"
Jefff: [stands on counter, points to head with two fingers, and flips backward onto table]
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Thing is.....he's done this...
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:34 PM   #87
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:38 PM   #88
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Kid: "Where's Dad? Dad??? Oh...hey there's a message on the fridge. Let's see what it says... um... 'The Honky Tonk Dad has left the house! Thank you, you're a great audience.'. What the fuck?"
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:42 PM   #89
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Fat Kid: dad I want some pizza for dinner
Simon Dean:You sicken me you fat fuck
*Kid cries*
Simon:Here son drink this delicious Simon Shake and you'll be fit in no time
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:02 PM   #90
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Black Kid: Daddy! Daddy!
(The kid runs to Brock Lesnar and hugs him...)
Brock: Umm...
Bobby Lashley: Oh, son, I'm over here!
Kid: Oh, sorry mister.
Brock:
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:55 PM   #91
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Black Kid: Daddy! Daddy!
(The kid runs to Bobby Lashley and hugs him...)
Bobby: Umm...
Monty Brown: Oh, son, I'm over here!
Kid: Oh, sorry mister.
Bobby:
Monty Brown: POUNCE!!!!
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:08 PM   #92
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Wife: Come on, let's go!
*five minutes pass after waiting in the car.*
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Old 10-01-2005, 11:19 PM   #93
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D-Von's wife: D-VON!!!
D-Von: Yes, dear?
Wife: SET THE TABLE!!!!!!
D-Von: OOOOHHH, TESTIFY!!!
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Old 10-01-2005, 11:28 PM   #94
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Vince: Didn't I tell you two to go to bed!! HUH!!!! WHY WON'T YOU DO AS I SAY!!! I'M VINCE McMAHON DAMMIT!!!!!
Steph: Yeah, and I'm Stephanie McMahon!
Shane: And I'm Shane McMahon!
Steph: Yeah, dammit!
Vince: ...
Steph: ...
Shane: ... [quietly] Oh shit, now you got him pissed...
Vince:
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Old 10-02-2005, 12:04 AM   #95
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Wife: Come on, let's go!
*five minutes pass after waiting in the car.*
Wife bursts through the door
Wife: God dammit Jeff!
Which Jeff moron?
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Old 10-02-2005, 12:51 AM   #96
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Old 10-02-2005, 01:04 AM   #97
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Ok then...good boy...
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Old 10-02-2005, 01:04 AM   #98
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Wife: Come on, let's go!
*five minutes pass after waiting in the car.*
Wife bursts through the door, see's Jeff playing on the computer.
Wife: God dammit Jeff!
Now that's better.
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Old 10-02-2005, 03:14 AM   #99
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Accountant- So Mr.Copeland your son has to pay back his car loan by march next year will he be able to do that??


Edge- BANK ON IT

Son-Sigh
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:47 AM   #100
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Son: Yeah, my dad is so cool..
Random kid: Nah, he isn't...
Son: Oh yeah? Hey dad!
Christian: Yeah?
Son: Where are we going for my birthday?
Christian: The Peep Show, of course!
Son: See?
Kid: ... I envy you.
Son: Of course you do... Because...
Christian and Son: That's how we roll! *Pounds chest*
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Old 10-02-2005, 11:14 AM   #101
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Son: Yeah, my dad is so cool..
Random kid: Nah, he isn't...
Son: Oh yeah? Hey dad!
Carlito: Yeah
Son: This kid is saying your not cool
Carlito: What, you think I'm not cool, I'll tell you who's not cool......YOU
Son: Yeah
Carlito: Show him what I tought you son.
*Carlito's son takes off his backpack and pulls out his lunchbox*
Carlito:
*Carlito's kid pulls out an apple from his lunchbox and takes a bite out of it*
Carlito:
*Spit*
Carlito: I'm so proud of you
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Old 10-02-2005, 11:18 AM   #102
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Vince: Okay, kids, we're finally going back to th--------------------------nd it's going to be a three hour special!
Shane: Huh?
Vince: I said we're--------------Network!
Stephanie: Uh, dad?
Vince: What?
Stephanie: Someone's bleeping you...
Vince: .... DAM-----SPIKE TV!!! D-----OU! THE----A NETWORK IS BE-----SPIKE TV! SPIKE TV SU-------AN---------RULES!
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Old 10-02-2005, 11:31 AM   #103
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Parent teacher conference in school

*The Rock, his son, and a teacher are all sitting in the class room in total silence while the Rock looks around..*
Teacher: Mr. Johnson, I wanted to---
*Rock puts his hand in her face*
Rock: Finally...the Rock...HAS COME BACK...to junior high.
Teacher: er uh, sure. Anyways, Mr. Johnson, I wanted to ---
Rock: KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You want to run your mouth about the Rock's son, you want to run your mouth about the People's Kid? You don't even have the decency to tell The Rock what your name is? What is your name?
Teacher: Mrs. Ta--
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Teacher:
Rock: Let The Rock ask you a question. Do you like pie?
Teacher: Yes
Rock: Just like The Rock thought.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:05 PM   #104
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Son: I'm gonna show you my new rap. Daddy, give me a beat.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:13 PM   #105
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Son: Dad! Can you help me with my Geometry homework?
Austin: Sure, son.
Son: Okay...I can't figure this one out, here... Where is line AB on triangle ABC?
Austin: That's the bottom line, 'cuz Stone Cold said so!
Son: Okay, so if my teacher asks, I'll tell her you said it was that!
Austin: OH HEEEELLLL... YEEAAAAHHH!!!
Son:
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Old 10-03-2005, 03:48 AM   #106
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Kid: *sniff* oooh i smell waffles. *runs down the stairs into the kitchen*
Kid: WHAT THE FUCK?!
*Kid sees Lita face down on a waffle iron, pressing her head down*
Lita: See! I can't botch EVERYTHING!
Kid: oh... mom...
Edge: Lita, who's the kid?
Lita: *sizzle* uhm... i think it's Kane's....
Edge: No, can't be, too whiney,
Lite: Well, Matt Hard...
Edge: MATTHARDYZOMGRAWRRRRRRRRRRANGRYYYYYYYFACEEEEEEEE *SPEAR*
Kid: OOMMGGGI'MADOPTEDDDDDDD
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Old 10-03-2005, 05:04 AM   #107
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Edge: Matt, it's a shame that you had to die on this day. In spite of all we've been through I--
*Matt Hardy gets up*
Lita: Matt?!
Matt: I told you! Matt Hardy will not die!
Edge: That's the last time I tell you to kill somebody Lita...
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Old 10-03-2005, 06:54 AM   #108
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son: dad i wanted to...

stone cold: WHAT!

son: I said...

Austin: WHAT!

Austin: WHAT WHAT WHAT.... throws son to the ground and starts stomping in his guts....
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Old 10-03-2005, 06:59 AM   #109
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eddie and his wife have an argument...wife turns her back eddie conks her out with a baseball bat...throws it to his daughter lies on the ground....
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:16 AM   #110
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Son: Dad, can I watch TV now?
Daivari: ﻥﺩﺭﻜ ﻡﻻﺴ ﺩﻭﺭﻴﻤ ﺭﺎﻜﺒ ﻑﺭﻁﻥﺩﺭﻜ ﺍﺩﺼ ﻯﺍﺭﺒ ﻰﻨﻔﻠﺘ ﻯﻭﮔﺘﻔﮔ ﺭﺩ ﻩﻜ ﻯﺍ ﻩﻤﻠ ﻭﻠ!!!
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:41 AM   #111
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Cop #1: Did you leave your child unattended whilst giving him a bath, leaving them to drown?
Woman: IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS HIS!
*point over to Snitsky*
Snitsky: *eating some chicken* IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:43 AM   #112
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Woman: *on phone* HELP POLICE! MY BABY....MY BABY!
Cop on phone: Whats wrong?
Woman: THE DINGO WARRIOR ATE MY BABY!
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:10 PM   #113
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Doctor: Congratulations. You are the proud father of a baby boy.
Rock: What's his name going to be?
Wife: His name is going to be--
Rock: It doesn't matter what his name is going to be you jabronis!
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:21 PM   #114
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Kid: Hey, dad?
Funaki: Dad here, Rose Street NUMBA ONE FATHA!
Kid: You're not my dad.
Funaki: Yeah I am, I'm your fatha! THE NUMBA ONE FATHA!
*Hardcore Holly walks in.*
Holly: You pestering my kid?
Funaki: No sir, Mista Holly! I was just going... SMACKDOWN NUMBA ONE ANNOUNCA AWA- *POW*
Holly: Now, son, what did you want?
Kid: I wanted to know what you wanted me to do with this steak...
Holly: Just throw it on his face and let's go...
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:29 PM   #115
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:53 PM   #116
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Kid: "Dad, where's the remote?"

Sabu:*does his Sabu pointing pose*

Kid: "Dad, I don't think its on the ceiling. Why won't you talk to me? You don't love me do you? You're such a fucking bad father!!! I HATE YOU :\'( !!!"

Sabu: *Does his Sabu pointing pose towards the stairs*

Kid: "I will not go to my room. I don't have to listen to you You're not my real father!!!"
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:57 PM   #117
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-tears come to eyes- That was so beautiful. My side almost exploded, mainly just because I'm a huge Sabu mark.
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:44 AM   #118
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Son: I hate you, dad!
Heidenreich: I don't know why my own son doesn't want to be my friend.
Son: OH SHUT- *BOOM*

And here's a visual... http://heidenboom.ytmnd.com/
ROFLMAO at the YTMND!!!

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Old 10-09-2005, 01:48 AM   #119
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:50 AM   #120
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