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Old 02-12-2007, 03:02 PM   #81
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In an average wrestling ring there are 1,242 objects Kurt Angle could use to kill you, including the referee.
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On the morning before the first day, God stole Kurt Angles moveset. He couldn't be bothered to complain.
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Kurt Angle does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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There are no steroids in pro wrestling. Just workers Kurt Angle has breathed on.
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Kurt Angle rejoins seperated siamese twins with his bare hands for his own ammusement.
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Contrary to popular belief, Kurt Angle does not have his own seat on the UN Security Council. He does, however, maintain the right to devour the General Assembly on every third Wednesday of odd-numbered months.
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Kurt Angle split the atom with an ankle lock
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Kurt Angle invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Kane Knight invented pink.

When Kurt Angle talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Kurt Angle knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Kurt Angle.
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Kurt Angle created South North Korea by drawing a line of chalk 10 miles away from the DMZ and daring anyone to step across.
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Kurt Angle knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
Does that mean Rockapella can stop singing that song?


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Kurt Angle frequently swallows whole cucumbers, but solely for the nutritional value. Woe to he who should so much as snicker at this admittedly homo-erotic spectacle.
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Does that mean Rockapella can stop singing that song?
DOOO-WOP DOO DAH DEEP DOOOO-WOP, DIGGY-DOW-DAH DOOO-WOP

HUNH!! Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego!
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Kurt Angle is bored by olympic medals. Instead he collects temple pendants and assembles the Silver Monkey with his eyes closed and suplexes any guards that get in his way.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Kurt Angle and he will roundhouse you in the face.
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Kurt Angle impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an authentic" Merry-Go-Round
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When Kurt Angle calls 900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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No no NO! It doesn't make sense if you don't edit the entire thing for Kurt. Kurt doesn't roundhouse kick. He kills.
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Kurt Angle broke the sound barrier with an Ankle Lock.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Kurt Angle allows to live.
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Kurt Angle invented Geometry. Why do you think they call them "Angles"?
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Kurt Angle doesn't believe in Germany.


Kurt Angle CAN believe it's not butter.


Thousands of years ago, Kurt Angle came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic, and all of its descendants now have white hair.
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When Kurt Angle was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Kurt Angle!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
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Kurt Angle uses 14 muscles to smile, but only 2 to destroy an orphanage.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Kurt Angle lives in Pennsylvania.
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An anagram for Kurt Angle is AGENT LURK. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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The constellation 'Kurt Angle' is made up by connecting every single star of the night sky. It gives a rough iconography of Kurt's exploits throughout time, including his lesser renowned exploits on the Island of Donkey Punches.
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Kurt Angle doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys tables, ring steps, and titantrons.
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Kurt Angle's suplexes don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the spacetime continuum.
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If the Hebrew equivalent of Kurt Angle's name is ever spoken aloud, the sun will go dark and TNA ratings will skyrocket.
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Kurt Angle did not lose a hair-vs-hair match years ago. His hair simply ran away out of sheer terror.
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There is no global warming, Kurt Angle adjusts the atmosphere when he's uncomfortable.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Kurt Angle. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:39 PM   #120
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Kurt Angle once gave a woman an orgasm so intense she invented three new branches of mathemetics, discovered the first half of the true name of god and now only needs two and half hours of sleep a week. She can also now cook a damn good English Breakfast, and never breaks an eggs yolk.
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