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Alive
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During a proper match, it takes a wrestler a good 10 minutes before he's weakened his opponent to such an extent that he can use his finisher. But in unplanned altercations, finishers can be done after only a few punches back and forth.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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That's Not My Name
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Also, Sean Waltman pinned Razor Ramon and Ted DiBiase in 1993, and P.J. Walker pinned I.R.S. in 1994.
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He's Here
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Wrestling is real, until you call a gimmick-named wrestler by his real name, then it's REALLY real.
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Terminator Daddy!
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at people like you and your healthy braincells. "OH OH, look at me...I remember stuff!!" For the record, who in the blue hell is P.J. Walker....Chuck Norris's retarded cousin? |
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He's Here
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Justin Credible... So yeah.
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Terminator Daddy!
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Speaking of, how about changing peoples names 1000 times and expecting fans to believe the bullshit background story of the character. (Neandercarl will of course point out that it is indeed only 997 times, not 1000.) |
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He's Here
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Or when they basically erase their histories but keep the same name and/or gimmick, like Snitsky.
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Terminator Daddy!
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"Look at the flashy light thingy. What you saw was a weather balloon smelling that woman's feet, not Snitsky." |
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That's Not My Name
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(It was 994.) |
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That's Not My Name
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He's Here
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Alienoid could keep it alive if he posted only one "Book Doug Basham for the title" scenario a day.
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Terminator Daddy!
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" means I wasn't serious. I was actually making fun of my "lack" of braincells, so calm down Beavis.
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Terminator Daddy!
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I'm tired of TNA accepting Don West's commentary and Vince Russo's writing. There is nothing "normal" in TNA, everything is BIZARRE! So everything being BIZARRE has now become the "norm", so everything in TNA is "normal"...which ironically, is what they were trying to prevent with having everything be BIZARRE.
So now, anything "normal" would be BIZARRE because Vince Russo has created a not-so BIZARRE orgy of BIZARRE occurances in TNA that have fans BIZARREly chanting for him to be fired. The only truly BIZARRE occurance will take place when someone in TNA shows half a braincell and fires Russo for a BIZARRE second time. To sum up, everything being BIZARRE is stupid. |
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That's Not My Name
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Davey Boy Smith wasn't stupid, but he was bizarre.
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That's Not My Name
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Told ya. |
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Terminator Daddy!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Plus...
Freddie Joe Floyd beat Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. Quote:
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Terminator Daddy!
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IT'S STILL STUPID TO ME DAMNIT!!!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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That's still a pretty damn solid win percentage right there.
99.99957% is nothing to sneeze at. |
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is for sale
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Somehow when someone applys a submission move grabbed te ropes with one had applys more presure. i.e Flair's figure four apllied with legs but grabbed ropes with hands apllys more pressure ????
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He's Here
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USUALLY when they grab the ropes they will use it to get higher thus applying more pressure. Not really stupid unless they just sit there.
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is for sale
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Midgets live under the ring
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He's Here
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In Falls Count Anywhere matches, there are rope breaks. Now, if they made it so if someone was touching a wall it counted as a rope break or something similar it would make a bit of sense, but ONLY in the ring makes no sense.
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...IN HD!!!!
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When refs pick and chose when to listen to wrestlers pleas to restart or overturn a match.
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is for sale
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Wrestlers driving vehicles to the ring
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That's Not My Name
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A main event for a show can be decided by an official-type character like a GM on the spot, as the result of a brawl/disagreement between two main eventers. So basically, not only was there no main event decided before the show started, but both wrestlers were left off the show in the original plans, despite being bedecked in their wrestling gear.
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He's Here
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Unless a Vertical Suplex lasts more than 5 seconds it's a Snap Suplex.
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That's Not My Name
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Owners, bosses and important figures often only arrive during the show, directly before they are required to appear in front of the crowd.
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That's Not My Name
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The WWE is full of warring men, but only two women will ever have an issue with each other at any one time, and one of them is the champion.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Female wrestlers have no problem walking around in skin tight and very revaling swim suit, wrestling gear, or just regular street clothes for that matter, but the moment they lose a bra and panties match (where often times the bra and panties they are wearing are less revaling than their normal wear) they get embrased and run to the nearest locker room.
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...IN HD!!!!
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So this isn't normal, but I find this stupid.
I'm watching a SNME from '87 and the British Bulldogs fought the Hart Foundation in a 2/3 falls match for the Hart Foundation's tag titles. Well the Bulldogs won in 2 straight falls but they were not rewarded the tag titles because the Bulldogs won the first fall via DQ. Now wouldn't it have made sense if they couldn't win the tag titles after the DQ then the match should techincally end? |
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#114 |
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What about the idea that a wrestler can sustain a move like a piledriver or tombstone (now if we are to seriously take that move at face value, this wrestler is being dropped forcefully square on his head) and not need immediate medical attention nevermind being able to continue the match.
Also in ladder matches that it takes wrestlers 20-30 seconds longer than any other human being to climb an 8' ladder and grab a belt |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Terminator Daddy!
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When a wrestler does a WWE movie, he becomes that character....yet his fanboy's/girl's claim he is "REAL."
So what is he REALLY, a wigger, a thug, a rapper, a marine.... |
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A Wigthupperine.
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Inno Knows.
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If you have issue with Teddy Long on Smackdown, be prepared to face Undertaker or Kane.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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HORWITZ WINS! HORWITZ WINS! HORWITZ WINS! |
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