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Old 01-15-2010, 12:39 AM   #161
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:39 AM   #162
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:02 AM   #163
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:46 AM   #164
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:50 AM   #165
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I would have posted the actual Canyonero clip but all I got was the German version and the English versions I did find had parts missing.

There seems to be quite an abundance of Spanish and German Simpsons clips all over YouTube but hardly any English clips of what you're actually looking for.
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:59 AM   #166
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about now, you're probably saying, 'troy, i've seen every simpsons episode! you can't show me anything new!'... you've got some nerve, mister.
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:31 PM   #168
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:42 PM   #171
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:01 PM   #172
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:36 AM   #181
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Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!
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Santa's Little Helper: Chewy?
Homer: Chewy! That's inspired!

Editor: Homer what gives with this review? You say the salad tastes like "bark" and the potatoes were very "grrrrrrr". This reads like it was written by a dog.
Homer: Are you crazy? A dog can't type!…Unfortunately.
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Old 01-24-2010, 05:58 AM   #193
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Editor: Well, at least you like the food.
Homer: Oh, I like food alright ... [Homer breaks into song] I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer
Editor: I get the picture
Homer: [continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
Editor: Enough already!
Homer: Sorry.
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Keokuck, Walla Walla, Cucamonga, Seattle.

Homer: Ahhhhahaha, stop it, you're killing me. "Seattle".



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Al: That's football, right? [the trio laughs] Well, I'm going to take the Broncos in this game, because the Packers will be blinded by Jerry's tie. [more laughter]
Homer: Heh-heh-heh. Tremendous
Jerry: I'm more worried about Al's jacket. [it is indeed a loud jacket, with a checkerboard pattern] How many stations can you get on that thing?
Wardrobe Mgr.: [walks into camera view] All right, listen. I am sick of your jokes about the wardrobe. You people can dress yourselves! [walks away]
Third Man: [ahem] Well, folks, he's got a point, um, with all our unscripted horseplay, we sometimes don't think about ...
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