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#321 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle doesn't takes showers, he bathes in his own glory.
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#322 |
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LO f'n L at this entire thread
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#323 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Bears teach their cubs that if they ever see Kurt Angle in the woods to stop, fall on the ground, and play dead.
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#324 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle can bullseye wamp rats in his T-16.
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#325 |
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Kurt Angle can bullseye hot chicks from several miles away with his Penis 5000.
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#326 |
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The reason gay men exist is because they once met Kurt Angle in person.
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#327 |
I'm nauseous
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Kurt Angle once used a cheat code in reality. The results were awesome, but caused the loss of all saved data. Kurt does it again every new game to prevent the presidential election of Barack Obama, hoping that maybe this time, Jesse Jackson will become the first black president.
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#328 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle once made a woman orgasim for over 40 days straight.
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#329 |
Boss
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...WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN PENIS!
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#330 |
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Andre the Giant's legendary drinking skills were acquired from a drop of special Kurt Angle elixir, a mixture that would kill any normal man, but fortunately for Andre, he was already a little big.
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#331 |
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Had Kurt Angle headbutted that Italian soccer player, the entire nation of Italy would have spontaneously combusted.
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#332 |
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That one time Kurt Angle broke Hardcore Holly's arm with a moonsault, not only did Kurt break Holly's arm, he also shattered his pelvis, made him impotent, and lodged Bob's femur deep up his anus.
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#333 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle has never been found when playing Hide & Seek.
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#334 |
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Ostriches and emus used to be able to fly, but Kurt Angle told them nothing that big was going over him, and they'd better remember that, if they knew what was good for them.
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#335 |
I'm nauseous
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Don't worry, when global warming gets out of control Kurt will just put it in the ankle lock, make it tap out and break it's freakin' ankle, becoming the new NWA World Heavyweight champion.
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#336 |
Boss
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You're not real good at this Inadequacy...
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#337 |
"Ask him!"
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Kurt Angle killed Superman AND Doomsday.
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#338 |
I'm nauseous
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Hence the name, duh!
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#339 |
Boss
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Kurt Angle always remembers the exact spot he parked his car.
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#340 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody there to hear it, it is assumed that Kurt Angle accidentally cut it down by leaning on it.
Kurt Angle can indeed be in two places at once, and he does so everytime he's bored. |
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#341 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Pi was invented when scientists tried desperately to appease Kurt Angle's request. Little did they know he was really just hungry. None of those scientists were heard from since.
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#342 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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The Guinness Book of World Records 2008 is reported to simply be a piece of paper with "Kurt Angle" written on it.
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#343 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Kurt Angle does not own a washing machine or a dryer; he simply glares at his clothes with Intensity and the dirt falls off out of sheer terror.
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#344 |
YesYesYes!
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LOL, this reminds me too much of when they used to have Matt Hardy facts when he would always enter.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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#346 |
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Kurt Angle gave Mickie James to Ken Doane as a hand-me-down birthday present one year because Kurt had gotten bored with her.
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#347 |
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Barry Bonds doesn't use steroids. He merely drinks Kurt Angle Milk.
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#348 |
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Babe Ruth once saw Kurt Angle sitting in the outfield stands watching the Yankee game. The Sultan of Swat immediately paid homage to Kurt by pointing him out with his bat, an action which pleased Kurt so much he made the next pitch hang over the middle of the plate so that Ruth could smack the ball straight toward him.
Witnesses saw it differently, of course, and it marked the defining moment of Babe Ruth's career. |
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#349 |
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Kurt Angle can dunk a ball from midcourt without even leaving the ground.
...all with a broken frickin' neck. |
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#350 |
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Nate Robinson gained his hops early in life, when he was often startled by Kurt Angle sneaking up on him from behind.
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#351 |
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Kurt Angles knows exactly what the Great Khali is saying.
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#352 |
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Kurt Angle screwed Bret. He had every damn right to, and no one questions him or else.
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#353 |
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Kurt Angle eats more hot dogs in a day than Takeru Kobayashi eats in a year. However, he stays out of contests because he respects the Japanese greatly.
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#354 |
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Kurt Angle is responsible for 98% of all Wikipedia articles in existence. The other 2% are blatantly not credible and obviously not the result of his genius.
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#355 |
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In geometry, the Kurt angle is known as the most perfect angle in the universe.
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#356 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle never loses a game of Clue despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his wrestling moves to do it
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#357 |
He's Here
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There were actually two Ronald McDonalds'. The first one was beaten to a bloody pulp after giving Kurt Angle Diet Coke instead of Regular Coke. He can still be seen in McDonalds' ads as Grimace.
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#358 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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James Bond is 007 because Kurt Angle killed the first five and we all know what happened to six
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#359 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Kurt Angle once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. That was the day he won the lottery.
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#360 |
Make way for da Bad Guy!
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Oneday Kurt Angle ate too much cereal and vomited................. He created the Milky Way
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