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Lance Storm is NOT a fan!
Lance Storm sent the following in to Wrestling Observer:
Just listening to WOR and have to say this. I think Ken Anderson has been so GOD AWFUL on promos it's a channel changer for me. His promo last week with angle actually made me turn the show off after Angle's awesome promo, and this week he talked forever in his first promo and I could not have possibly cared less. He is doing the flippant Too Cool for School goof ball character, which in my opinion is the worst possible character. He makes light of absolutely everything as if it doesn't matter than ultimately it ends up not mattering. Last week after Kurt was so hot at him for spitting on the USA and Dead Soldiers, Anderson came out with this goofy who cares flippant personality. HOW does that draw money? He treated it like a joke and thus it became one. This week his promo with Christy went on forever and I ended up not having a clue what he was talking about, but when you go back and look he actually talked about laying out Kurt, spitting on America and going after a title tonight (TWO MAJOR ISSUES) yet finished off flippantly talking about fighting gorillas to the point we forgot his issue with Kurt and his title match with Rob. Almost a textbook example of a BAD promo. Then they bury the Kurt program even deeper by having Anderson cut another fucking promo while Kurt stands behind him for over a minute with a chair. If Kurt gave a flying fuck about Anderson laying him out or spitting on America why didn't he hit him right away rather than waiting for a minute for the comedy pop of watching Kurt stand behind him while Anderson was unaware. This show was horrible and Anderson's character and promo work are ATROCIOUS. Yes he talks well but he buries the entire program with the way in which his talks and carries himself. He is my least favourite character on the show and that covers a lot of ground because this entire show SUCKS. Also I can't believe no one pointed out that Anderson was KILLED by one chair shot (yes Bryan pointed this out) BUT Abyss was hit with 3 or 4 and was still on his feet later in the show. I could book a better show with a WEEGEE board. Lance Pfft |
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#2 |
Bringing Intact Back
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I want to like Anderson since we're from the same town but he doesn't always do it for me. He's got confidence when he cuts a promo but they just really don't go anywhere. He seems like he's trying to play a sort of Rock-esque cocky heel but it doesn't work.
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President of Freedonia
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I love how Lance Storm always decides to give TNA a chance...then gives up. Then gives it another chance...then gives up. Rinse, lather, repeat.
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#4 |
Get a poke on
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Big Vito, everyone knows you lather before you rinse. Get it right
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#5 |
TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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if he could be serious for a minute
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#6 |
Cranky Kong
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Too many people around here ride Lance Storm's dick. I'm not even saying that he's wrong about anything he's saying here (I didn't even watch it myself), but it's nothing amazing. He seems to bash the industry every time someone posts something about him here, but what's the last thing of note that he's done? What's anything of note that he did, really? He sort of comes off as a disgruntled has been at this point.
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You know that’s right
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Cranky Kong
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I am the cheese
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this to me is insane. to say something like this you need to either a) have no clue what lance storm did b) beleive that if vince didnt say it it wasnt worth remembering it as awesome c) have a very limited and confused perspective on the industry or d) take bdc way too seriously.
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boop/bop/beep
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Was he ever a big time superstar? No. But was he experienced guy, with great skills and and an understanding for waht works and what doesn't, hell yes. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Lance Storm's rants are the third best thing to come out of TNA.
And it's a real tight third with Robert Roode and James Storm. |
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I love Lance Storm, but I don't think he's entirely right about Anderson. I think being an obnoxious twat is the whole point of Anderson's character -- including making jokes about getting a DQ win over six gorillas. Pretty sure the dude could be banging Christy Hemme if he wanted, too.
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#13 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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truthfully I never cared for Lance myself and his bashing of Anderson just makes me not care more(I may be bias here and people may hate me for it but in the end I will always have to side with Anderson............ Anderson)
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Cranky Kong
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Can it, Dickbone. Nobody's going to hate you for liking Ken Anderson.
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I'm a loner, Dottie...
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oh and I like the little insult name you came up with 'real original' you get a gold star ![]() |
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Hey Mister!
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Like for instance, just the other day, I had sexual intercourse with Weapon X's mother. |
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#17 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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People like Ken Anderson, its just his "injury prone" status that pisses people off.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I usually like reading Lance's rants, but this one was pretty silly to me (partly because I disagree). He really could have just said that he doesn't like Anderson in TNA.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Sure I'm just nit picking, but it bugged me. |
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Cranky Kong
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You aren't nitpicking any more than Lance Storm was.
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Cranky Kong
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Also, I'm pretty sure it's spelled Ouija board.
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Waiting for this guy
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the heartbreak king
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WEEGEE
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the heartbreak king
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Wishboner
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#27 |
Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Lance Storm critiquing someone's promos is like Andy Dick trying to help someone kick their drug habit.
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the heartbreak king
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Of course not. People can be critics all the want. You can be a critic as long as you have something critical to say, as evidence by this wonderful board. It's just I don't have to lend creedence to said critisism. This is especially true when the person critiquing person wasn't very good at what he critiquing. And certianly wasn't as good as Mr. Anderson.
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#30 |
Get a poke on
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Cutting a promo isn't very hard, I've done stand up comedy and I write, I think I would do pretty good cutting a promo, but that's not the issue. Who cares if I can or can't cut a promo in my opinion Mr. Anderson can cut a promo, and Lance Storm can't cut one as good. |
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#32 | |
Get a poke on
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I agree 100%. It doesn't matter if you can or not. It also doesn't matter if Lance Storm can or not, because regardless of his skills on the mic he can still recognize what's good or bad as a viewer, and former worker in the industry. That's why I took exception to the comment |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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the heartbreak king
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at least it wasn't St. Jimmy having sex with my mother.
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Hey Mister!
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#37 |
Get a poke on
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Not to mention he's just a guy who watches wrestling and likes to voice his opinion about it. I read his blogs from time to time and he says just as much positive stuff as he does negative.
He's retired and watches wrestling and posts what he thinks about it, and answers questions from fans. What's any different about him giving his opinion on the product from any other fan doing it? If his accomplishments in wrestling are a factor in how worthy his fan criticisms are, then what does that say about everyone on here? What he's done in wrestling as far as promos are concerned, or "the last thing of note he's done" are all non-factors when it comes to how knowledgable he is as a viewer. |
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Hey Mister!
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This. |
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the heartbreak king
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WHEN I GET YOU IN THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE I WILL TURN YOU INSIDE OUT AND SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
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#40 |
Get a poke on
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If you read the critique, he explains exactly what the issue is. He's not insulting Anderson's talking skills. He's criticizing content, not delivery.
This is obviously something he understands. He doesn't have to be a great promo guy to have opinions anyways. But it's especially ridiculous to say he can't offer his opinion because of his own skills, since that's not what he's attacking at all. |
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