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04-23-2004, 07:22 PM
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Ric Flair and a Contest
Yeah, I had to do it:
Situation: Okay, so some 17 year old WWE fan from Arkansas named Tim has just won a contest to meet Ric Flair and have a little interview with him. Tim has been following the WWE(F) for a long time and is one of those internet fans too. So this is the transcript of Tim's interview with Ric: **Tim sticks out hand for a shake Tim: How are you doing Mr. Flair, it's such an honor to me.......... Flair: Wait, Wait, Wait, have you paid your dues yet son? Tim: Um....Huh...I just won a contest to interview you. My name's Tim. Flair: Are you kidding me, how long have you been in the business for? Tim: I'm not in the business Mr. Flair, I'm just a kid who won a contest over the Internet. Flair: Please don't mention that "I" word ever again when you talk to me, GOT IT? Tim: Okay, I'm sorry Mr. Flair. I won't ever use that wo....... Flair: So are you going to ask me questions or what? I've got to be at Wargames" in an hour. Tim: ............... Tim: Okay first question, I've heard that you liked playing a heel more then a babyface during your career. Is this true? Flair: What did you just say? Excuse me, you are not allowed to use terms like the ones you just used. Those terms belong to the business and they are sacred. You people from the outside just think you know everything and that you are smarter then everyone on the inside. I just want to take my bedpan and smash it in some guys face the next time I hear words like those used. Tim: Okay, which words are we talking about here Mr. Flair? Flair: Tim, have you ever wrestled for more then 10 minutes in your life? Tim: No.....Not really Flair: Move on to the next question Tim. Tim: Sure Thing Mr Flair. I read on the Smackdown Spoilers this week that Paul Heyman is the new GM. What do you think of that and what's your views on Mr. Heyman? ***Flair's eyes light up and his face turns beat red. Flair: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spoilers????? That is how you refer to to hard work we put on, as nothing more then Spoilers? Tim: No, Mr Flair: Spoilers are just the results from the up coming Smackdown show this week. You can read about it on the In....... Flair: Don't do it Tim. What in the world gives you the right to read about what is going to happen on one of our shows? Does a baseball game give away the results before the game is played Tim? Tim: Baseball Games are usually live Mr. Flair. And I don't see what the proble........ ***Flair has a blank look on his face. Begins talking in a very calm voice Flair: Tim, Have you ever wrestled in a Royal Rumble for over an hour? Tim: No Mr. Flair, I have not. Flair: Next question Please. Tim: Wait, what about your views on Paul Heyman? Flair: Pure Crap, he produced a shi** company with even shi**er workers. That kind of wrestling makes no sense and I just want to jam cinder blocks in my eyes whenever someone tries to tell me that it was great TV. Tim: Okay, this is my final question and then we will move on to word association. Who do you think is the future of the business and why? ***Flair puts his hand over his face and begins to talk. Flair: You son of a bit**. You think you can talk to me like you work for the business. Tim: Mr. Flair, I was jus....... Flair: Shut it Tim. Look, you and I both know your just a little fan who thinks he's got it all figured out. You think that you can just sit at home and pass judgement on all those who dedicate their lives for the business. Do I look like FK'N VINCE McMahon Tim? How the FK would I know who is the future of the business. This is my life Tim. How dare you talk like that. Tim: I just wanted an opinion Mr. Flair. Flair: Tim, have you ever been a Four Horseman? Tim: Look Ric, I'm sorr............ Flair: Just move on to your little word association Tim because I'm about ready to punch your lights out. Tim: Alright then, I'm gonna name some names and you say a word or a phrase that best describes them. ***Flair nods off Tim: Mr Flair, are you ready: Flair: Christ, can we go a little slower Tim? Tim: Okay, Mick Foley Flair: Idiotic. Tim: Ultimo Dragon Flair: Who? Tim: RVD Flair: The guy that flies Tim: Batista Flair: Who? Tim: Evolution Flair: Great Worker Tim: ........... Tim: Shelton Benjamin Flair: Retired way to soon. Tim: ....... ***Tim doesn't even ask the next two Tim: Okay, Mr. Flair, that's it. I want to thankyou for taking the oppurtunity to mee....... Flair: Okay kid, WOOOOOOOOOOO and all that crap. Bye. Last edited by Loose Cannon; 04-23-2004 at 08:23 PM. |
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04-23-2004, 07:32 PM
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ROFL
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04-23-2004, 07:38 PM
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lol
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04-23-2004, 07:38 PM
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brothas gonna work it out
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lol!
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04-23-2004, 08:08 PM
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Instant Credibility
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04-23-2004, 08:14 PM
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The Iconoclast
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Loose Cannon again.
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04-23-2004, 08:51 PM
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Has an evil monkey...
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04-23-2004, 08:59 PM
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slightly strange
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LOL That was great. Cheers to that. :beer:
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04-23-2004, 09:26 PM
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Darth Teedious
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You forgot to mention the part where Flair is wearing nothing but a robe the whole time.
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04-23-2004, 10:34 PM
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Cactus died for your sins
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QUIT MAKING GOOD POSTS, LC.
That spreading reputation message annoys me. |
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04-23-2004, 10:40 PM
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IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
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And the question why he likes to repeatedly elbow smash the ring canvas during a really heated interview: Flair: (continuoslly elbow smashing canvas) woooooooooo!! Tim: Why are you doing that Mr Flair?!? And why is your face all red?!? Flair: (standing up, man-tits jiggling) Doing what??!?! |
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04-23-2004, 11:16 PM
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LMAO
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