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pet peeves about wrestling
i know wrestling is scripted and all but there are some things that get to me as being too fake. ill start off.
heel clotheslines face, face stays down. face clotheslines heel, heel gets right back up. Last edited by rob11; 06-10-2004 at 09:59 PM. |
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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my other rides your mom
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I hate that a chair shot can knock someone out in a regular match but in a hardcore match you can hit someone 10 times and barely hurt them.
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The Iconoclast
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I hate when people get knocked cold by acoustic guitars. They're fn' hollow. If a wrestler can take repeated blows to the face, and slams to the mat, an acoustic guitar shouldn't really hurt all that bad.
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Cactus died for your sins
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Triple A's a bitch
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I hate that Bradshaw hasn't been fired yet, I hate that Bob Holly wasn't fired long ago, and I hate that WWE hasn't hired me as a writer yet on $250,000 a year. (plus expenses, of course)
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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How do the technicians know to have the guy's music ready when he's going to interrupt a promo?
Why can Jericho put the Walls on Trish because she deserves it, but Kane can't chokeslam Lita without being a bahgawdsonofabitch? How does Jim Ross still have a job, for that matter? |
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Triple A's a bitch
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How come none of the women have made complaints about Jerry Lawler saying 'puppies' and other sexist remarks on a continuous basis?
How come Trish's tits never bounce out? Why do they consider Jazz a diva, when she's plainly too ugly to be photographed? How come Kane wasn't fired for setting JR on fire, or for tombstoning the CEO of the company? How come Ric Flair never makes it down from the top rope without assistance? How come Kurt Angle never got Big Show charged with assault or GBH for throwing him off of the ledge? How come Cena always has time to fit in a rap before his opponent comes out, and more to the point, why does Cena always come out first? How come HHH is in the main event when the World title is on the line in another match? |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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I guess that was their attempt at an explanation to that question What i hate the most is predictability and interferences/disqualifications ending 90% of non-payperview title matches, thats' all i can think of, i'm sure there's a lot more |
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keyboard failure assman, fixed
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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I hate how the CWs aren't allowed to fly.
no...that's it. |
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VALENTÍA
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VALENTÍA
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Also, my acoustic guitar is fucking heavy, and would certainly hurt if swung with enough velocity.
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my other rides your mom
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its not a electric accoustic is it ![]() |
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VALENTÍA
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not gayo
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I hate it when the ref is always standing right behind someone when they are about to get clocked, and you can tell that the ref is gonna get hit instead.
I hate it when something big like interference happens at the end of a Raw or Smackdown that causes a big match to be a no decision, and nobody even seems to care. I hate the fact that its always the Spanish announce table that always seems to get wrecked, poor Hugo Savinovich and the other guy ![]() |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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I hate it when the refs in WCW would have their backs turned and Jeff Jarret would clock someone with a guitar and peices of wood would be all over the place and the ref turns around and doesn't DQ Jarret for that. I mean, the evidence is right there! Damn you Nick Patrick! Damn you!
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He's Here
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I hate how the ref "Doesnt see" a face's tag when they DO tag, but when a HEEL team DOESNT tag, it's legal...
I hate how people stay down for minuites for the People's Elbow, then LOSE... Same w/ the 619... I hate when there's always a Barbed Wire 2x4/bat or tacks are "conveniently" placed under the ring... I hate how they dont always show Iron Man Match clocks... You never know when the add a little time to it... I hate how Austin could drink on the job... Finally... I hate the brand split ![]() |
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Capcom's Corporate Champ
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another one of mine is mentioned above. refs always stop faces from coming in during tag matches but heels run in at will.
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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I always hate it when the heel cheats and gets away with it but when the face cheats either another ref comes out or the ref asks for a replay instances that ticked me off on this was,
Test vs Jarrett I-C title match 99 HEAT Savio Vega vs Goldust I-C title RAW mar 96 HHH vs Jericho RAW Apr 2000 |
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Shocker
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Dunno, I'm not really bothered by the mechanics of the show too much.
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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tag matches piss me off...they're always the same.
Faces and heels lock up. Face dominatges for about the 1st 3 minutes, heels gets a cheap shot of some sort. Heels dominant face. face makes tag to other face who clears the ring. match becomes a shambles. Then a heel cheats to win, or a face win cleanly. |
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Sexy
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I hate it that on SmackDown: HCTP, when you pick HBK or Flair as a ref, they get knocked out really easily and get up like 5 years later. But when they arent refs, they dont get knocked out so easily
I also hate it when Flair is a ref, and you do his taunt (the one where he falls face first), he gets knocked out. But when he isnt a ref, he doesnt get knocked out. Do these even count? ![]() |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I hate how Bradshaw is getting a push but Kanyon doesn't have a contract.
I hate the lack of Sean O'Haire. I hate how I can't find the text to Sean O'Haire's promos I LITERALLY hate how Jim Ross says "literally" and then talks about all this chaos that isn't that bad. I hate how the only thing I like about JBL is how people make fun of him. I hate seeing so much HHH on Raw. I hate it when people balme children getting hurt because they were "infulnced" by pro wrestling to emulate their favs when the parent can't come out and say "Yep, I fucking suck as a dad, I should cut my nuts off now." |
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Why can Angle stand with a cast on when 'his wrestling career is ruined, he has no sex life'?
How on earth did Angle change clothes with that cast on everyday? Why does Johnny ~insert surname~ change his name every 3 weeks? |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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I hate how Ultimo Dragon was hyped up for months then forgotten.
I also hate it when a heel attacks a diva he is a no-good son of a bitch but when a face attacks a diva she deserved it. I hate how JBL & Bob Holly have had main event runs this year but Sean O'Haire and Chris Kanyon have both been fired. I hate how Jericho's title run was a joke. I hate how the CW division is also a joke. I also hate when Jarrett hits someone with a guitar behind the ref's back yet it makes a big noise and there are bits of the guitar all over the ring yet the ref still doesn't DQ Jarrett. |
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Cactus died for your sins
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Obviously, Benoit's a bit smaller. Also, it was a bit of a reference to Benoit's japanese history. Benoit used the hold before Jericho ever did - in fact, he used it in his 1995 match vs Jericho. |
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The Iconoclast
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He's Here
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Stickman
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I agree with what everybody else said but I have some more:
I don't watch TNA but in WWE and WCW I hate how Jeff Jarrett even has a guitar. Like seriously, who would intentionally bring a guitar to a fight? I'm really getting sick of JR and King's routine. Bring back the Brain and the Body! I've been sick of Kane since his mask came off. I've been sick of Kurt Angle's "Olympic Hero" crap for the longest time, he just annoys me on the mic. I hate most women's matches. A women's match to start off Raw? Come on now... I'm sick of HHH. I was a fan, but he is always on TV and NEVER changes. I hate tag team matches right now. I'd rather see four guys thrown together than watch an actually tag team against somebody like Beniot and Edge. That reminds me, I hate Edge's gimmick, what is it anyways? His spear is awful. A Diva search? Remember the days when there was only a couple pieces of eye candy insteady of every show? I love hot chicks but the interest dwindles when they're constantly around (man I miss the days of Sunny). I'm sick of this GM swapping on Smackdown. I'm surprised how there's two world champions and people don't complain. |
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Boss
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I hate how underneath the ring is a hardware store...
I hate how no one ever questions why there arn't fights between Lumbjacks in a Lumbjack match... I hate how all faces and all heels seem to get along... I hate how JR can change his opinion about a "Jesabell" to a "Lovly Young Lady" in about 1 week. |
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Stickman
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Another thing that bugs me is when somebody gets whipped into the corner and his opponent (usually a face) goes for a shoulderblock/tackle the other guy moves and his shoulder gets smashed into the fatal ring post. Besides RVD does anybody ever connect with a shoulderblock in the corner?
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i understand some of the things under the ring but why are rigged breakable tables put under the ring
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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It's a legit table, it's just really cheap. It has been said that on the outside of the ring the table takes a good ammount of impact from the body before the body can crash onto the floor with no give. If you want to buy a real folding out table thingie you'll notice a center brace, made of metal, which is used so the table can support weight. Next table you see in the ring, it won't have that. Anywho, onto more of what I hate.... I hate how the WWE would be nothing without Vince yet he's a total asshole. I hate JBL. I hate how a move like... I don't know... The Tombstone can be done for well over 10 years but when Vince's son-in-law gets "shaken up" by it they ban the move no matter how many times it has scared the hell out of Mick Foley when he was about to be drilled onto the mat. I hate how wrestlers can get arrested and then have all of their legal problems reloved in a week. I hate how when a wrestler has a choice to make they're usally given a weeks time to make it. (don't misunderstand- I know how the logic works, but come on, one week every freakin' time? How about "You have 72 hours to give me an answer!" so they can keep the viewers by the balls about the choice) I hate how Vince's ideas never get burried... Okay, he made a good call with Edge, but Bradshaw's push? I hate Bradshaw. I hate how Spanky isn't with the WWE any more. I hate Hardcore Holly for being such a dumbass. I hate how I both love and hate the WWE. |
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