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RAPTURE READY.
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Things you thought differently when you were a mark
Like whenever a midcarder would challenge the WWE Champion for the title on a TV show, I always thought that the challenger had a chance of winning the title that night
ie. When Chris Benoit came to the WWF, he faced Triple H for the WWF Title on SD! I actually thought he had a chance of winning the title ie. Rhyno challenging The Rock for the WCW Title on RAW. I thought Rhyno actually had a chance
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He's Here
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I thought that Canada sucked, thus I thought that all Canadian wrestlers sucked.
I thought that The Undertaker and Kane really were brothers and had powers. I even went though the trouble of mailing WWF Magazine asking Paul Bearer if he was really their father.
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I'm all there is
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lol marks
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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I thought Randy Orton was an overrated douche.
Oh wait...
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It's Hammer Time
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I thought that was Ultimate Warrior's real face.
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He's Here
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I thought that Goldberg was a technical genius...
Holy shit was I a dumbass...
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SEX APPEAL
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I thought Hulk Hogan was a self obsessed, egotistical, bad wrestler when he made the nWo.
As opposed to now, where I think that about the entirety of his career. |
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MVP Mark
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Back when DX was around and HHH got hurt (might have just been a sotry line) but he droped the belt and their was a tourny that night for it. X-Pac made it to the finals and I thought he was acually gonna win it.
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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I thought Sting lived in a house with that crow that always showed up... i marked out for black and white sting so much.. good old days..
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Spammy Certified
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I thought "Man is I was a wrestler I help that guy who is getting beaten up."
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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id be mad at the nwo for cheating to win
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XBL TAG : Mootkinstein
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i thought paul bearer really got put in cement!
yes i was a mark last year! |
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I would actually get excited for a World Title match on Raw or Smackdown.
Nowadays, I don't even care about watching them as a I now the belt will never change hands like it would on a PPV event. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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They did pull a few swerves though over the years...like Triple H winning over Big Show, Stone Cold over Kane, Mankind over the Rock...etc. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Being hitting with a baking tray or cookie sheet actually hurts
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dave ain't here?
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Yeah I used to be excited about all title matches on RAW or SmackDown, I used to think all 'Brother' tag-teams were actually brothers, LOL I even believed the Dudleys were half-brothers.
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Owen really did injure Bret when he kicked the leg out of....his leg
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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In entertainment, the little guy almsot never goes over the big guy. I don't see why being a mark would make you think the midcarder had a chance, unless you thought it was real as well.
Not that I can talk. I thought that Vince Screwed Bret, Stephanie McMahon really Married HHH, and that Shawn Michaels was gay... |
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Pssh, we all know that Michaels is metro
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I Hate Bottles
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Way back in 94 I believed some of the Undertaker's powers. Yea, I was pretty stupid kid.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Well, that depends on which powers.
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Viva la Raza
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President of Freedonia
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I used to think that Goldberg really was unstoppable and that he would never, EVER lose a match or the belt.....man, Starrcade 1998 was a very sad night for me.
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I Hate Bottles
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I really thought no one could see the Ultimate Warrior but Hogan.
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Royal Rumble 1994, what a PPV!I actually believed that Owen hated Bret in real life and that the Anvil/Owen vs Bulldog/Bret/the rest of the Hart family feud was legitimate out of the ring heat (of course I didn't know the terms then, but ...) Then again, I was still a mark at the time of the Screwjob and thought Bret had actually submitted It was only when I read about it all on the 'net and watched Wrestling with Shadows that I found out the truth.Shame on me ... |
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Everyone Has a Price.
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i used to mark out on all wwf wrestling events prior to 1997, i consider anything past their ok wrestling or just plain crap....i miss the old days when i would get excited for the royal rumble, survivor series etc, stupid writers, HHH and vince have screwed wrestling to the max.
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The Great Pink Hope
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The Great Pink Hope
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When I was a mark I used to listen to JR like he was reading from the Gospel of Wrestling. I believed every word he said.
Now I've heard 'bah gawd' and 'that's gowta be twenty...thiwty feet high' so many times it's lost meaning. |
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Kiss the blade
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I thought Kane could really make fire and walk through it
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I thought Yokozuna really did squash the shit out of Tatanka during their fued.
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Spammy Certified
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I thought sid actually pooped his pants
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Inno Knows.
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I thought Duke "The Dumpster" Droese was gonna go places |
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The Great Pink Hope
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