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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Orlando Jordan (Minor spoilers?)
Think the shit he's been through at/since the PPV is leading somewhere for him, or is he just being depushed?
Last week after SD, I was saying to my friends "Wouldn't it be cool if he just kind of snapped on JBL and saif 'I'm tired of being your bitch!' or something to that extent?" Less because I'm an OJ fan, and more because this would make some sense, and continue a story arc that's been going in some meaningful way. In fact, all things said, I wouldn't mind seeing OJ go back to Velocity. However, they didn't touch on this at all that I noticed this week, leaving it up in the air. Will he still remain JBL's only remaining cabinet member? Will JBL grow tired of him, so much so that he eliminates his only backing? Of course, it'd also work if OJ Was replaced. Much as it's not going to happen, I'd laugh my ass off if JBL hired out the MExicools, since, you know...It's what the Rich do. Have wetbacks do all their work. I don't see it happening, but it'd be fucking funny (If a total waste of talent). OJ can then be aa freelance bitch, punked out by everyone and their mother. Or maybe just Benoit. I honestly do like the idea of JBL hiring the MExicools though. It'd be even funnier since he chased those guys across the border. If not for the "Network" angle, he could even hire Hassan and Daivari instead. Any of those could lead to him cutting OJ loose, to either get a new angle, or go back to darkmatch Hell. Common sense might indicate he's only still with JBL to prolong the Benoit "25.5 seconds" deal, but we all know the odds of them applying common sense... ![]() --John Rogers |
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I honestly doubt they're going anywhere with him. Someone (JBL or otherwise) could always make fun of him for losing to Benoit in such record time TWICE and go on to feud with him, only for Jordan to come out on top, clean. Or Benoit could take Jordan under his wing or something.
Mind you I'm not a Jordan fan, but I could see those happening, although the likelihood of either scenario is low. To understand what's going to happen next, we have to think like a Nickelodeon writer. What would Nickelodeon do? I've GOT IT! Jordan loses yet another match to Benoit, and he's all down and depressed. JBL picks comes up to him and has him come with him. They go into JBL's limo, which drives them down to the local ice cream parlor. Ice cream for Jordan, because he tried and had fun, and that's what really matters. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Here I thought JBL would take away his Reptar doll as punishment, and OJ would quest his way through WWE Creative's office to save him.
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While on his way to save Reptar, CM Punk will accidentally knock over a conveniently-placed tub of tar, and his hair will be covered in the stuff, necessitating a hair cut. |
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I was personally hoping to see Orlando Jordan keep a hold on the WWE United States Championship until JBL lost to Batista. Then JBL could have asked Orlando to present him with the US Title, which he would preclaim is the most prestigious title on SmackDown!. OJ refuses to part with the US Title, JBL tells Orlando that if he wants to keep his job on The Cabinet, he will forfeit that belt to him. Orlando smacks JBL in the chops, and we have ourselves a freshly turned face Orlando Jordan.
But yeah, I can't see that happening now. I think Jordan will be pissed off on SmackDown! and will go about 10 minutes with Benoit before giving up or being pinned when he won't give up. It would do the kid wonders if Benoit put him over after the match and said that Orlando may have lost toe him quickly twice, but he did beat him at The Great American Bash, and he did go toe-to-toe on the first ever FNS. Benoit offers Orlando his hand, and Jordan refuses, or he accepts. Either way, you have tension with JBL start to build. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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LMAO! Brilliant.
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I am the cheese
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I really don't want to sound stupid (not that I have a choice) but who or what the fuck is Reptar?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Alienoid's comments weren't shabby either.
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I am the cheese
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Oh, I think I remember that from back in the day. Maybe.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I just needed a Nickelodeon reference. And since I haven't watched much of their programming in years (Though I do occasionally see the Fairly Odd Parents...), it was hard to come up with a reference that wasn't the oft-used spongebob.
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I dont want to sound queer or nothin... but Fairly Odd Parents totally kicks ass. (Someone please have seen this movie)
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Meh... I'm cool with a simple depush.
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Fairly Odd Parents is gold.
![]() I'm a Cosmo mark. Rugrats ain't too bad either, but I prefer the classic episodes. Why the fuck did they find the need to add a new character? |
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I am the cheese
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Anytime a shows ratings go down they add a new charector to spice things up. Oldest trick in the book.
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but withrugrats they went from 4 wiAngelica to like 10 totally new characters and a new series... it blows now.
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So, low ratings didnt cover that?
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Yeah, it was fun when it got started so twisted and shit. Now it's just : yawn:
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