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Spammy Certified
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What do you hate about being a smark?
I hate how people always say:
"You know wrestling fake, right?" ------------- Your turn |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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When people say:
"Christian sucks" |
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President of Freedonia
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I hate being too critical of shows
I miss the days of markdom where I would eat everything up |
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VALENTÍA
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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love yourself
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I hate knowing whats going to happen before it does
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All That Jazz
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I feel your pain. Also, when I know that one guy is going to go over another even though I like the losing one better. |
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He's Here
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I also hate knowing when certain spots are coming. They can either be wrestler-specific or just general spots. Like when Shawn Michaels is going to flip up the turnbuckles and crotch himself. |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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That's not totally due to being a smarrk, though. Part of it is WWE's formulaic approach.
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He's Here
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The Satanic Mechanic
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From my experiences, marks notice it too.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I watch RAW with two marks, and they notice it also. I miss believing that everything was happening at that very moment, not taped a few days ago, or even hours ago. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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But the thing I hate about being a smark is that other smarks assume I have the same problems as them. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Guest
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i miss not knowing that I can look up the results to smackdown on the internet.
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dave ain't here?
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Aside from what has already been mentioned. One thing I hate about being a smark is when marks say to you stupid things like 'Jericho Sucks. Cena is soooo good.' And you get so frustrated and go into a speech explaining how Jericho doesn't suck and how Cena does...or maybe it's just me that does this.
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"Cena's probably the best wrestler in the WWE right now"
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Herp a derp, and so on
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"Oh, wrestling is so fake. That's why I watch UFC! It's real!"
Morons. Apples and oranges, anybody? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Amazon Affiliate
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N.W.A. Champion Not I
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Becoming really cynical about wrestling product. Pretty sure that comes with the smark package deal.
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Amazon Affiliate
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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R.I.P. Pepsi Man
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I'm a loner, Dottie...
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I hate that I'm always looking at things from an "inside" perspective now. I used to love actually believing that the guy WWE told me was the best was in fact the best. I also miss actually being surprised when something "big" happened because now I always get tempted and check out the dirt sheets which makes returns like Lesnar's less impactful.
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The crowd kinda ruined it though with them chanting "We want Lesnar"
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Amazon Affiliate
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Being too critical of the product and not enjoy it like a mark.
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Plus staying quiet at a live event instead of cheering, booing and chanting.
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