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Old 02-11-2007, 01:49 AM   #1
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Dead Wrestler ROYAL RUMBLE

Rules are short and simple. One elimination per poster. Eliminations will go in the order that they are posted. The last remaining dead wrestler wins the Dead Wrestler ROYAL RUMBLE. Entrants are decided by me. If i miss someone, tuff shit. They're dead.

( I make the last pick when it gets down to the final 2. )


Dead Wrestler ROYAL RUMBLE Entrants:

Crash Holly
Road Warrior Hawk
Fred Blassie
Miss Elizabeth
Stu Hart
Curt Hennig
Big Boss Man
Eddy Guerrero
Chris Candino
Earthquake
Bam Bam Bigelow
Adrian Adonis
Andre The Giant
Dirty Dick Barkley
British Bulldog
Brian Pillman
Rick Rude
Big John Studd
Lou Thesz
Kerry Von Erich ( accompanied by David, Fritz, Mike and Chris )
The Wall
Yokozuna
Dino Bravo
Bruiser Brody
Dick the Bruiser
Air Owen Hart
Junkyard Dog


It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight!
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Old 02-11-2007, 01:51 AM   #2
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:08 AM   #3
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:29 AM   #4
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:33 AM   #5
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Eddie Guerrero hears there's a sale on painkillers and eliminates himself
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Old 02-11-2007, 10:10 AM   #6
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Crash Holly somehow finds the Hardcore Championship (which is also dead) and tries to use it as a weapon, but trips over his shoelaces and falls out of the ring. The other dead competitors still sell the belt shot as though he never tripped...
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Old 02-11-2007, 10:25 AM   #7
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Owen Hart walks over the top rope and eliminates himself.
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Old 02-11-2007, 10:46 AM   #8
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The Undertaker comes to the ring and admonishes the ghosts in the ring saying 'I am the only dead wrestler on the roster, you flying monkeys!'

The British Bulldog takes offence to this claiming, 'I am not a bloody monkey, I'm a bulldog!'

On this announcement, a group of 3 monkeys exit the Bulldogs anus, leaving him prone on the ropes, the Undertaker then pulls the Bulldog out.

The Monkey's then have a clear ring, due to the other participants fears, and perform the 'Too Cool' dance for 1 hour and 34 minutes before succumbing to the heat of the lights.
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Old 02-11-2007, 11:59 AM   #9
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brian pillman sees that Eddie is stealing all the painkillers and chases after him, thus eliminating himself
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Old 02-11-2007, 01:04 PM   #10
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Old 02-11-2007, 01:04 PM   #11
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dammit X zero i was hoping for a Hart vs Hart finals
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Old 02-11-2007, 04:57 PM   #12
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Dino Bravo and Adrian Adonis jump over the rope, hops into cars and play demolition dervy. both are eliminated
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Old 02-11-2007, 05:18 PM   #13
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andre the giant slips over the top ropes because he slips in his own saliva after drooling for 20 minutes at the hot dog the kid weaing a hulk hogan T-shirt sitting in the front row is eating
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:57 PM   #14
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:47 AM   #15
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andre the giant slips over the top ropes because he slips in his own saliva after drooling for 20 minutes at the hot dog the kid weaing a hulk hogan T-shirt sitting in the front row is eating
So apparently there's a dead little kid from the late 80's watching this thing? Damn.... Guess he should have ate more vitamins and said more prayers.
Poor, poor hot dog eating little fat kid...
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Pillman shoots Dino Bravo in the head on the outside, JYD jumps the top rope to fuck the bullet hole
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LEx Luger hops in the ring and chases Miss Elizabeth around with a knife. Liz jumps over the rope.
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They all just kill and fuck eachother, then do a broadway musical number from Rent and the crowd chants This is AWESOME!!!
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Bam Bam Bigelow keeps saying "too soon" whilst shaking his head and just walks out.
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:04 AM   #21
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Remaining entrants in the DEAD WRESTLER ROYAL RUMBLE



Fred Blassie
Stu Hart
Big Boss Man
Chris Candino
Earthquake
Adrian Adonis
Dirty Dick Barkley
Brian Pillman
Big John Studd
Lou Thesz
Kerry Von Erich ( accompanied by David, Fritz, Mike and Chris )
The Wall
Yokozuna
Dino Bravo
Bruiser Brody
Dick the Bruiser



( p.s. I'm making a captioned royal rumble when/if this is finished. Pictures and witty lines from RP. You know you want it. )

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Old 02-13-2007, 08:30 AM   #22
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Big Show's dad flies in, surfing in on his own casket Silver Surfer style and flies straight toward Bossman. Bossman catches it out of the corner of his eye, ducks out of the way just in time, and Big Show's dad slams into Dick the Bruiser instead, knocking him from the ring.

Big Show's dad looks distressed outside the ring, but then quickly throws open the casket and pulls out Boss Man's nightstick (which is also dead...) SWERVE!!! Big Show's dad tosses the nightstick to Bossman. It was all a setup!
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Cancer jumps in the ring and clotheslines Earthquake over the top rope
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