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Old 02-27-2007, 05:41 PM   #1
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:48 PM   #2
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Edge: WASSUP WIT DAT!?


Orton: Oh my God! He just kind of... EXPLODED!
Shawn: ... Dammit, there goes my main event...


Carlito is the first person ever to catch the elusive Spirit Squid out of it's natural camouflage.


They say rape by a green hoss isn't funny. In this case, maybe it is.


Khali: Kane, darling, how DO you get your lighting so CRIMSON!?


Wayne Brady has finally choked a bitch.


The giant Donald wasn't about to take that "eye booger" crack lightly.


In case anyone didn't know that Umaga was SAMOAN, Vince made Umaga get a new tattoo.


Jeff Hardy - Puffin' the Hard Stuff


Cena: OH NO HE DI-INT!


Lashley: LET ME AT THEM BUNNIES!
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:55 PM   #3
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"Da Beanie Baby Big Debate" was off to a roaring start.
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:10 PM   #4
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Jeff Hardy got points for accuracy, but the winner of the Swanton Contest was Kenny for his style.
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Old 02-28-2007, 01:23 AM   #6
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Lashley: UMAGA!

Umaga: LASHLEY!

Lashley: WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU!?

Umaga: WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU!?

Lashley: I'LL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU!

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Security Guy 1: Time for your shot Lashley.
Franklin Roberto Lashley: Nooooo!!
Security Guy 2: Whoa nice ass!
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Cena: MIIIIIIILK ME!!


Walking on the glass ceiling with his new anti-grav boots, Kenny almost felt like he was above it.


Jesus: You're BOTH doing it wrong!


This is... Extreme... Macarena...


WWE set Chris Masters to work in attempting to get Khali's hands to finally come down.


Hi Sean!


Bitch ate mah cheeseburgers!


Vince: Get this, our ring will now have four sides.... MADE OF PEOPLE!
Don West: THIS IS BIZARRE!


Way to ruin Kenny's anti-grav boots.
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Cena: Damn it, I forgot which one was chocolate and which one was decon!
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Old 02-28-2007, 03:38 AM   #11
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Although the Glass ceiling is unbreakable, it doesn't mean you can't slide it off its supports.


*Jeff Hardy bungee's down off the roof*

Hardy: BOOOOOOGY

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Shelton: ZOMGWTF BONER EXPLOSION!
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Cena's "Gold Belt Puppet Theater" was a smash hit with the fans....



....so naturally, it had to be interrupted by another lame D-X segment.



In the WWE's first 'hold a stupid look on your face longest' triple threat, the referee took a commanding lead....



...only to be usurped by a stupid look from Edge...



...who ended up on the business of a stupid-look double team from Orton and HBK.



Randy Orton found himself no match for John Cena and his invisible tire swing.



The Legend Killer never missed an opportunity to hit on the cameramen, blowing them kisses and making them vaguely uncomfortable at every chance.



Ric Flair: sixteen-time World Heavyweight Champion, founder of the Four Horsemen, and can do the hand-farting sound effect like you've never heard.



Carlito turned just in time to see his snare trap in action.



Khali was prepared to swoop in on his pantomime hang-glider, but Kane never would've noticed. He was too busy parting the Red Sea.



Unfortunately, none of the contestants had any idea that the Terminator was watching at ringside.



Khali was so happy that his potty-training had finally paid off. Masters just didn't have the heart to tell him that he's not supposed to go with his pants on.



Adam Savage: Jerry Lawler, after over a decade of commentating Divas matches, does NOT have hairy palms!

Jamie Hyneman: MYTH BUSTED!!!



Bobby Lashley feels a strange reaction when he realizes he's on a show that people are actually watching.



The security official gawks in amazement when his partner suddenly catches Lashley with a devastating German suplex.



Unfortunately for Jeff, Carlito forgot to take his snare trap down after his match.
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Two belts, and his pants still hang halfway down his ass.


Cena: Hey, gimme that.


Cena: Do you have "Jesus Rules" tattoed on your forehead?


Edge: I know that contact lens is around here somewhere!


Orton: But I need it to cover up my package!


We all know about the glass ceiling, but Cena shows us what few have witnessed: the glass toilet.


"Tell me I don't wash my hands after I pee..."


Raw goes sour as Dykstra is flung into the upper deck by Carlito. Now that's cool.


Kane: Ha! I didn't say Simon Says!
Khali: ARGHARFARGASHARNARGAHAH!
Kane: Oh shit.


All hell breaks loose as Raw is invaded by aliens from above.


Masters: Good God, man, don't they have deodorant in India?
Khali: ARGHARFARGASHARNARGAHAH!
Masters: Oh shit.


"I'm not smiling, I had to have my face stapled back to keep it from sliding off."


"I don't care if he's the boss, I'm still going to get him for calling Cena "my nigga" that one time!


Why the hell is Kendrick working security?!


Lashley injures himself trying to "rock out."


A vicious battle ensues over whose title has less credibility.


Worst battle royal ever.


Vince: Estrada, could you PLEASE make him put on some REAL pants???


Breaking News: Fan sued for unauthorized use of Vince McMahon's image.


"Heh heh, hey watch me pee on the logo."


Nitro: Damn homeless people!


Cena: I'm starting to think it might not be the best thing for the product to have the tag team champions fight over the WWE title at Wrestlemania.
Shawn: If you think like that you'll go crazy in another year.
Cena: But isn't that kind of novelty better for a lesser kind of Pay Per-
Shawn: I'm telling you man, don't think about it.


WWE risks provoking Bret Hart's ire by lowering Hardy from the rafters.
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