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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Abyss's secret is...
Abyss's big secrect is that James Mitchells is his papi. Amazing, that TNA is so obivous.
Discuss this shitty angle. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Wow, not only does TNA take used wrestlers from WWE, but they also take used story lines.
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Chris is AWESOME
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Pathetic
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LAME! I knew Mitchell was going to end up being Abyss' father as soon as he became his manager. It was disgustingly predictable. What's going to be annoying is another 3 years of shitty feuds with these two.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Next thing you know Mitchell had an affair with Abyss's mother to produce him. Also Abyss killed a girl when he was younger and then had sex with her dead body.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Wait. abyss had a new secret? What does this make? Ten?
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Knowing TNA this storyline will go nowhere anyway.
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How long until Abyss is forced to take of his mask, revealing....... that he's just an ugly dude
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Or better yet ODB
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One Of A Kind
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Didn't abyss have a secret before?What makes them think we care?
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Abyss's next secret: he's afraid of kittens.
DUM DUM DUMMMM.... no, just dumb. |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Plus, didn't James Mitchell say he got shot 3 times in the back by Abyss' mother?
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One Of A Kind
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I bet abyss's next secret is that he's gay or something, with the amount of secrets he's had you never know!
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He's Here
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You can't teach that
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Abyss is the Cloverfield Monster
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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lulce
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Abyss, oh the tna kane\mankind imalgimation.
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I'm the 3 maker
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I was waiting all night for Mitchell to cut off Abyss' hand and tell him that SoCalVal was his sister.......
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Chris is AWESOME
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So now Judius and Abyss are brothers....After taking a break for about a month from impact, I turn it back to this shit. I'll never learn..
Last edited by Heros Welcome; 01-18-2008 at 11:26 PM. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss's secret is...
...that we switched his ordinary coffee with Folger's crystals! Abyss! What do you think of your coffee? Abyss: Mm, pretty nifty, actually. Well, what would I tell you if we switched your coffee with Folger's crystals! Abyss: RARAAWWGWAGWHRGGWRGARGAWRGGHRARGHRGHAWRW!!!!!1111 |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Woulda been more interesting if he had made a deal with finlay and vinnie mac to rape hornswoggle, several times. 2 storylines from different shows\companies intertwined. Then we get the eventual abyss hornswoggle sex tape leaked on the net later in the year.
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Chris is AWESOME
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Robo Speedly Force
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Attention, TNA: implying that your supposedly unstoppable monster needs a gun makes him less impressive, not more. |
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What would make this storyline instantly great, is if Abyss says "No you're not, this is my father, he actually got a paternity test when we were on Maury on the episode entitled 'I shot the man who might not be my baby dady'. What are you trying to pull?" Then James Mitchell just gives a "
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Maury: Father James Mitchell... you are NOT the father! Well... you are, I mean, you're a clergyman and all... in some church... aparently. But you aren't this man... this... um... this... individual's... male... parent... yeah, you know what, who writes this shit...
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Quote:
West: But I'm not even a writer! Abyss: I know, but it felt good. |
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... Bank
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Of course not. Next father James Mitchel is gonna come out and say "you thought your other brother died when you burned him with acid 10 years ago but he's still alive. I introduce MORTIS!!!!! BWAAHAHAAHAHAHA"
TNA is really hittin the bottom of the barrel of these washed up WWE/WCW guys. Oh well, I guess it's still better that Rikishi.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Quote:
Vince Russo: Um, Ed Ferrera sent me an urgent message that I should reply to... Abyss: Don't lie to me, Vince. Why would you be scared? You're not a writer...Dixie always said it was mainly Dutch writing this stuff. Vince Russo: Yeah...Dutch does it all. Oh, by the way, Abyss, you're technically a member of the writing team, so shouldn't you punch yourself?Abyss: Damn it, you're right... Maury: Hold on, Abyss, can't you see they're trying to trick you. Now, you listen here, Vince, you can't bring this shit on my show and now have to answer for it if you are, in fact, responsible. *20 minutes later* Maury: Vince...you ARE the writer! Crowd: *goes nuts* Vince Russo: No! No! You don't know me! You don't know m...*Abyss punches Russo in the gut and then gives him a Black Hole Slam on some tacks* |
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So how long until Abyss and Judas Mesias are in cahoots and eventually become tag champs?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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... Bank
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No, I'm serious. I wanna see Kennedy drive to the ring with a big microphone truck and spray the ring with treble.
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