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Old 12-09-2009, 09:28 PM   #1
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What's with the New Names WWE is giving its Wrestlers?

Is it me or the the WWE consulting the porn industry for the names it is giving its new talent. It started with Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler and Evan Bourne. Now we have Byron Saxton, Savannah, Caylen Croft (actually sounds like a female porn name) and Trent Baretta. Whats next? Dick Johnson? Wait they already have him. Not to mention Zach Ryder.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:30 PM   #2
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Start worrying when they bring in someone called "Pole Smoker".
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:35 PM   #3
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lol never thought about it like that
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:37 PM   #4
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Start worrying when they bring in someone called "Pole Smoker".
Don't know why, but that sounds like the 2000s version of a Cole Miners' Glove match.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:37 PM   #5
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lol I spelled it "Cole". Leaving it.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:37 PM   #6
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:28 PM   #8
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:10 AM   #9
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Evan Stone would be a great wrestler name. IC Champion 4 sure
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:17 AM   #10
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:26 AM   #11
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How many porn stars does it take to make a clusterfuck?
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:10 AM   #12
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6. But man, what a night.
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Old 12-10-2009, 06:10 AM   #13
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Is it me or the the WWE consulting the porn industry for the names it is giving its new talent. It started with Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler and Evan Bourne. Now we have Byron Saxton, Savannah, Caylen Croft (actually sounds like a female porn name) and Trent Baretta. Whats next? Dick Johnson? Wait they already have him. Not to mention Zach Ryder.
Didn't think of that, i knew those names had a certain weird feel about them but wasn't sure what!
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:35 AM   #14
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Is it me or the the WWE consulting the porn industry for the names it is giving its new talent. It started with Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler and Evan Bourne. Now we have Byron Saxton, Savannah, Caylen Croft (actually sounds like a female porn name) and Trent Baretta. Whats next? Dick Johnson? Wait they already have him. Not to mention Zach Ryder.
At first I thought those names were weird and they sucked, but after a while, I eventually got used to them.

I didn't like Jack Swagger's name at first, I thought it was just plain stupid, but now, I actually think it's an awesome name for an awesome wrestler. As for Dolph Ziggler, I really didn't like his surname when he debuted with it. I thought "Ziggler" sounded more like a Pokemon than a surname.

Evan Bourne just made me think of Matt Damon when Evan debuted. I'm used to it now though. I have no beef with Byron Saxton's name though I do feel that "Savannah" sounds too "TNA-ish", if you know what I mean.

"Trent Baretta & Caylen Croft" did sound weird but that was probably mostly because they were new random names for me, but the more I say it and the more I see it, the more it sounds alright to me.

And finally, Zack Ryder. He probably has the coolest name at the moment. I find nothing wrong with his name. It suits him well.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:01 AM   #15
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TNA's been doing it for a little while longer than the WWE.

Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Taylor Wilde, and arguably Traci Brooks.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:20 PM   #16
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Add Shawn Michaels to that list so yeah it's not a new trend really.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:26 PM   #17
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Add Shawn Michaels to that list so yeah it's not a new trend really.
There's a pornstar called JJ Michaels
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:28 PM   #18
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There's a pornstar called Sean Michaels. Pretty sure he was alluding to that.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:39 PM   #19
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There's a pornstar called Sean Michaels. Pretty sure he was alluding to that.
Well his real name is Michael Shawn so im 'pretty sure' thats where he got it
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Holy irrelevant post Batman!
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Holy irrelevant post Batman!
Due to your even more pointless bullshit post, hit the showers junior
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:47 PM   #22
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I figured it was a combination of his name and a refrence to Brett Micheals (sp? The singer of Poison)
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Due to your even more pointless bullshit post, hit the showers junior
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:50 PM   #24
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I figured it was a combination of his name and a refrence to Brett Micheals (sp? The singer of Poison)
Michael Shawn Hickenbottom, spent most of his childhood being called Shawn, Shawn Hickenbottom is a shit wrestling name, used the Michael part etc
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I'll take these names any day of the week over stuff like Irwin R Shyster (get it, his initials are IRS and he's a tax man...haha), TL Hopper (hes a plumber!!), Bastien Booger (a fat slob!) they were using in the early 90's.

Im kinda surprised since they are using the same basic idea (appeal to kids) now as they were in the early 90's that they didnt come up with more stupid names like that.

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"Hulk Hogan", "Macho Man", "Yokozuna" and "The Ultimate Warrior" weren't exactly creative.

I could go on, but they come to mind.
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