*** Totes OFFICIAL Summerslam Thread - 8/23/15 ***

[Poit]

Too big for Wrestlemania!

Match 1: Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/the-undertaker-vs-brock-lesnar-27682861)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150721_Summerslam_Match_TakerLesnar_LIGHTv3_HP.jpg

Match 2: Randy Orton vs. Sheamus (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/randy-orton-vs-sheamus-27742103)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150810_Summerslam_Match_OrtonSheamus_LIGHT-HP.jpg

Match 3: U.S. Champion John Cena vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/seth-rollins-john-cena-27759334)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150813_Summerslam_Match_CenaRollins_LIGHT_HP_v2.jpg

Match 4: Intercontinental Champion Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz (Triple Threat Match) (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/ryback-big-show-miz-27767092)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150806_Summerslam_Match_mizrybackbigshow_LIGHT-HP.jpg

Match 5: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper vs. Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/roman-reigns-dean-ambrose-bray-wyatt-luke-harper-27767093)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150721_Summerslam_Match_BrayLukeDeanRoman_LIGHT_HP.jpg

Match 6: WWE Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players vs. Los Matadores vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. The New Day (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/27793878-27793878)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150810_Summerslam_Match_tagteam_LIGHT_HP.jpg

Match 7: Stephen Amell & Neville vs. Stardust & King Barrett (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/stephen-amell-neville-stardust-king-barrett-27793894)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150810_Summerslam_Match_amellneville-starustbarrett_LIGHT_HP3.jpg

Match 8: Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/kevin-owens-cesaro-27793895)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150813_Summerslam_Match_OwensCesaro_LIGHT_HP.jpg

Match 9: Team Bella vs. Team B.A.D. vs. PCB (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/team-bella-vs-team-bad-vs-pcb-27794590)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/zzzz20150810_Summerslam_Match_Divas_LIGHT-HP.jpg

Match 10: Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/2015/dolph-ziggler-rusev-27828983)
http://i.wwe9.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/08/20150817_Summerslam_Match_RusevDolph_LIGHT_HP.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

thank god, the other one wasn't OFFICIAL enough

[road doggy dogg]

need to get my stream working, somehow still don't have a Network sub

[NormanSmiley]

Yous a broke motherfucker

[road doggy dogg]

nothing to do with cost

[NormanSmiley]

Yous a backwoods country no satelite access motherfucka

[road doggy dogg]

how dare you get personal

[OssMan]

5:45

Cooking some eggplant and trying to fix my fire alarm. It has been beeping for two days and I’ve just got around to buying a battery for it. Also, I am setting up a VGA connection on my old shitty laptop so that I can watch all five hours of SummerSlam on my TV.

6:00

The pre-show is starting. The theme this year is “Brooklyn,” since the show will take place in Brooklyn. They show some people in Yankees hats, and then the Barclays center. This hot ass girl hosting the panel starts talking and she says they will be “breaking down all of the action that is the four hour extravaganza that is SummerSlam.” The first guy she introduces is some guy with all these tattoos, I don’t know who he is, but he says: “It is finally time for the biggest party of the summer, and guess what, you’re invited,” and then he tells us to use a bunch of different social media platforms and hashtags and mentions something called the Social Media Lounge. Then she introduces another host Byron Saxton, oh my God this guy is so fucking boring, he has been a commentator on Raw, the show they do every Monday, and he just says the most cliche, unnecessary filler, and practically fades into the background. Then the girl introduces the last guy on the panel, former wrestler Booker T, and says he is “a man who requires no introduction,” and then goes on to introduce him further by mentioning that he is a host of Tough Enough.

6:15

They go to a commercial, I didn’t know they do that. The girl keeps saying that the WWE is “invading Brooklyn.” She then says Brooklyn is “the baddest borough in Brooklyn.” They show a backstage segment between Jon Stewart from the Daily Show and John Cena who is like the poster boy of the WWE. Jon Cena is going to be the “host” of Summer Slam, I don’t know what that means. I guess he will “cut promos” between matches or whatever.

I took the eggplant out of the oven and it isn’t really cooked that much so I will put it back in. Hoping it comes out okay so I have something to do (eat it) whilst watching Summer Slam pre-show.

6:30

I realized it is my grandmother’s birthday so I called her. I missed some of what the people were talking about, but at one point, Booker T says the phrase “what have you done for me lately” when talking about some guy. Took the eggplant out and it’s pretty much burnt, so it isn’t that good. Actually it is good. They show a marine raising a WWE flag.

[OssMan]

Does Byron Saxton talk during SummerSlam or only on the pregame show

[Emperor Smeat]

Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNIFMaiWoAADqIv.jpg

[The Destroyer]

If they're using the same lighting rig on the ramp as Takeover, it's maybe slightly different. Nothing special though.

[Mercenary]

Kevin a drink stealer

[OssMan]

Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNIFMaiWoAADqIv.jpg
It will only ever be the normal raw set except for Wrestlemania...

[road doggy dogg]

Even though Taker-Brock II is "too big for Mania", Summerslam set isn't since its just the normal RAW set.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNIFMaiWoAADqIv.jpg

read this like a Droford post

[Mercenary]

Bellas got enough make up on in this Draft King ad

[OssMan]

Is Triple A at summer slam? Is smelly Meatall?

[Emperor Smeat]

It will only ever be the normal raw set except for Wrestlemania...

NXT used a modified RAW set last night for Takeover.

[Dark One]

Sup dawgs. GHOST IN THE HOUSE.

[The Destroyer]

Wish I didn't have work in the morning. Miss being able to stay up for PPVs.

[Shadrick]

Reigns turns tonight.

[OssMan]

NXT used a modified RAW set last night for Takeover.
NEXT doesn't count

[road doggy dogg]

whenever I go to reactivate my Network account there's a bunch oh bullshit about my cable provider

it's 2015, I don't have cable because I'm not a fucking retard


oh well, illegal stream it is

sorry you don't want my money WWE :wavesad:

[road doggy dogg]

Sheamus looks so fucking wonky

[road doggy dogg]

jesus christ @ neck tattoo guy

[The Destroyer]

jesus christ @ neck tattoo guy
Corey Graves.

He invariably dresses like an absolute pillock.

[road doggy dogg]

wow Ronda Rousey smoke blowing

zzz

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ Steph taking all credit for everything

[The Destroyer]

Well she did kickstart the Diva's Revolution. Her and no-one else.

[road doggy dogg]

terminator commercial is fucking awesome

[road doggy dogg]

Demi Lovato is still a thing?

[road doggy dogg]

jesus christ this forum is dead

[The Destroyer]

It tends to get a bit busier after the kickoff. But the glory days are long gone.

[road doggy dogg]

Neville's ears suck

[screech]

I've seen that Terminator commercial like 20 times. Love it

[screech]

Neville is such a weird-looking dude

[The Destroyer]

Needs to have his ears pinned back.

[OssMan]

6:45

They were talking about this one guy and he came out and got mad at them for picking against him, and then he took Byron Saxton’s Mountain Dew Kick Start drink. I tried for 15 minutes to fix the stupid fire alarm, I can’t do it. I took out the battery two days ago but it still beeps, and there is some part I have to take off before I can put the battery in, but I cannot do it. So the thing goes off every 30 seconds. Mad annoying. Also the stream I set up on the tv is mad choppy, what’s up with that. I switch to Internet Explorer and it works better. It is cool to “hate on” Internet Explorer like it is to hate on Nickelback and Comic Sans MS font, but it is better right now, so screw you all.

They show Stephanie McMahon talking about the “divas,” I think she is there to be the feminist for the WWE, she talks about “divas revolution” and “empowering women” and says some stuff about some women graduated from the naval academy or something, WTF is she talking about.

[The Destroyer]

"Only on the WWE Network".

No it's not.

[screech]

Have never watched Arrow. Is it good?

[Poit]

I really hope this Neville/Amell vs. Stardust/Barrett match doesn't suck.

[The Destroyer]

It has some HTD trappings which can be a bit annoying, but it's generally a pretty solid series if you're a comics fan.

[road doggy dogg]

Renee sounds like she's mailing it in tonight so far

[screech]

lmao that Rusev flag from RAW

[DaVe]

Just signed up for the WWE Network to see Summerslam. No problems so far. Excited for the two main events.

[Poit]

Renee sounds like she's mailing it in tonight so far

Renee mailing it in is still better than other commentators, though.

[road doggy dogg]

'ell yeah

[road doggy dogg]

Renee mailing it in is still better than other commentators, though.

defs

just sounds a bit "out of it" tonight

but ya way better than neck tattoo et all

[screech]

I like Corey Graves more on NXT than on Sunday Night HeAT

[road doggy dogg]

would diiiiiie if Lesnar squashed Taker tonight

[The Destroyer]

Right, guess I'll watch this tomorrow. Enjoy all.

[road doggy dogg]

love Paul Heyman so much

[road doggy dogg]

no Daily Show music? sad

[dronepool]

This is 3 miles from me, when tickets went on sale- everybody was hurt, probably should have got tickets.. oh well.. hope this is good.

[road doggy dogg]

lol stewart is great

[road doggy dogg]

shitty crowd already

[Simple Fan]

Have never watched Arrow. Is it good?

Yea its great.

[road doggy dogg]

!!!! wooo

[Mercenary]

foley!!!!!!!!!

[Poit]

"I need a bodyguard for this interview... how about a retired guy?"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bang bang!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have been Colbert.

[Simple Fan]

I tried for 15 minutes to fix the stupid fire alarm, I can’t do it. I took out the battery two days ago but it still beeps, and there is some part I have to take off before I can put the battery in, but I cannot do it. So the thing goes off every 30 seconds. Mad annoying

Just turn the breaker to the alarm off.

[Mercenary]

lol this is great

[road doggy dogg]

Jon Stewart looks like Bill Simmons right now

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Foley

[Dark One]

Waiting for the "OMG I can't believe they wasted ten minutes on a 19 hour show for THAT." posts.

[Volare]

Aw shit here we go!! And hello everyone!

[road doggy dogg]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADDDDD

[Volare]

Early Sheamus......

[OssMan]

7:00

My stream is freezing, WTF. The show is about to start. They always start these things off with fireworks, which is my favorite part of the show.

The show starts with Jon Stewart in the ring saying “what’s up” to everyone. Crowd shitting on Jon Stewart by chanting “what” after everything he says… just sounds like he’s reading a script some writer from WWE has written. He’s shouting out names of the wrestlers who will be playing and the crowd is reacting to each one, I think they do that so that the writers can see how the crowd feels about each guy and then they can write results based on what the fans think. Why would they pick Jon Stewart to do this, Jon Stewart had a sophisticated audience who was into politics and stuff, that’s like the opposite of a wrestling crowd, no offense.

Jon Stewart brings out Mick Foley for some reason, perhaps because it is the biggest event of the summer. Mick Foley mentions snapchat. There is a guy with a Netherlands flag in the audience.

The “intro” is Brooklyn themed, and they show the words “history” and “culture.” They show Coney Island and the subway trains. New York City is great, cool. They do the fireworks, they are okay.

[Volare]

I'd still bang Lilian....regardless of the rumor of her bush.

[road doggy dogg]

I'd still bang Lilian....regardless of the rumor of her bush.

PLZ ELABORATE

[road doggy dogg]

Sheamus' theme is pretty sick, even if he looks like a fucking goof

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Odds the crowd shits on this match bell to bell?

[road doggy dogg]

Pretty high, unfortunately

[Volare]

PLZ ELABORATE

X-pac talked about it in his youshoot, it's on youtube.

[road doggy dogg]

YOU LOOK STUPID

[Volare]

You're face is stupid!

[Emperor Smeat]

Odds the crowd shits on this match bell to bell?

Give it till the first rest hold before the crowd starts to get bored. Seems to be around the time the crowd almost always does that with those two.

Nevermind Sheamus made it happen right from the start. :lol: at Sheamus ranting though

[Droford]

Ref could have counted him out

[Volare]

Mike Chioda lmao

[Volare]

"How you doin!" hahaha

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>HOW YOU DOIN</font>

[Volare]

Hell someone start a Bayley chant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How ya doin!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

oleeeeeeeeeee

[Poit]

I feel like this crowd just wants a second night of NXT.

[Volare]

Oh shit Randy that was nice!

[road doggy dogg]

i hate crowds

[Volare]

Holy hell they're talking about the blood from a cut!

[road doggy dogg]

Sheamus with the shoulder block into nothin'

[Dark One]

I feel like this crowd just wants a second night of NXT.

Not to be that guy, but can you blame them?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>At least that wasn't a totally convoluted RKO</font>

[Dark One]

Holy hell they're talking about the blood from a cut!

Sheamus must be 90% jagged metal.

[Poit]

Not to be that guy, but can you blame them?

Not at all. I want to see Enzo & Cass in this arena.

[Lock Jaw]

Home from work. Somebody stream me. Did I miss anything good?

[road doggy dogg]

Sheamus goes over clean.. mild surprise

right move IMO

[Volare]

Wow nice finish! Brogue Kick Combo ftw!

[road doggy dogg]

still love this theme

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'd have Enzo & Cass randomly replace Los Matadores in the tag match just for the crowd.</font>

[blak23]

Solid match

[RawRocks]

what a match

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sheamus needed the win way more than Orton. Surprised to see it actually happen.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

"Draft Kings is WWE's official daily draft partner"

what

[Maluco]

Really like heel Sheamus, maybe in the minority, but cool theme, imposing and great in the ring.

Looking forward to his cash in

[Emperor Smeat]

Home from work. Somebody stream me. Did I miss anything good?

Just Jon Stewart wanting Foley to be his personal bodyguard and Foley refusing since it could mean him visiting Suplex City if Lesnar got angry.

[Volare]

Jake and Josh....next NXT champions!

[road doggy dogg]

Really like heel Sheamus, maybe in the minority, but cool theme, imposing and great in the ring.

Looking forward to his cash in

ya I'm digging heel Sheamus

[road doggy dogg]

yesssssssssssss New Day

[Volare]

This is gonna be fucking awesome!!

[road doggy dogg]

HIP
HOP

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY ROCKS

[blak23]

New Day!

[OssMan]

7:15

The first guy to come out is Randy Orton. He is facing Seamus, this insanely white Irish guy. Seamus yells “FOR MY MOTHER” or something during his intro. He breathes really heavily. This guy looks fucking ridiculous, he has a bright red mohawk that’s probably 6 inches off his head, and his beard is in dreads with these ornaments on them, and he’s got one of those piercings through the septum of his nose. I think these two are mad at each other because one of them interrupted the other one’s match. Good sign in the crowd that says “WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ? ? ?”.

Seamus starts off the match by climbing onto the announce table and cutting a promo against the crowd, telling them that he does not look stupid, but in fact, they look stupid. Randy Orton pulls his leg out and Seamus falls onto the table.

They fight a little and Seamus Rock Bottoms Randy Orton twice onto his knee, yells “are you not entertained” to the fans like in Gladiator, and then “slicks up” his mohawk. Shockwave Flash crashes on my computer, and when I get it working again, the crowd is chanting “ole” like in soccer.

Seamus does some stupid ass flip onto the turnbuckle and Randy Orton turns it into a DDT, which the announcer declares “vintage.” Then Randy Orton starts pounding the ground or whatever. My stream cut out for a while and when it came back on Seamus had won, I think he hit Randy Orton with a “Bro Kick.” I don’t get why that is his finishing move, because his gimmick is of an Irish guy, not of a bro.

Appropriately, they transition to these two bros who won some fantasy football competition and they got to meet some wrestlers… okay… “Jake & Josh"

Winner: Seamus
Rating: C, kinda boring

[road doggy dogg]

pitch pipes to C

[Volare]

HAHAHAHAHA

[road doggy dogg]

lmao

[Droford]

Lol

[road doggy dogg]

this is fucking amazing

[Emperor Smeat]

New Day wearing the same stuff Bayley wore last night.

:lol: New Day

[Volare]

Greatest Performance Ever!!!

[road doggy dogg]

I could watch Big E dance all day

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>New Day need a 5 year title reign</font>

[Mercenary]

New Day Rocks!!!!

New Day Rocks!!!!

New Day Rocks!!!!

New Day Rocks!!!!

New Day Rocks!!!!

[Dark One]

Big E should host a version of Soul Train for the WWE Network.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

New Day wearing the same stuff Bayley wore last night.

:lol: New Day

Not wearing the Dusty Rhodes polka dots.

[Volare]

Kofi with the Icaris Kicks lol.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I hope Bobby Heenan gets residuals for those Prime Time shirts.

[Volare]

Oh my god that was genius!

[Poit]

I want more New Day singing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kofi with the Icaris Kicks lol.

UpUpDownDown

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol they just exposed the stupidity of the rules in 2 seconds</font>

[Volare]

WOW Dragons

[Droford]

Wait..what

[Dark One]

I guess the Outlaw Rule expired, I guess it has been like 15 years since it got implemented and they last tried to pull that.

[Stealth-Icon]

As much as I don't like the New Day, this is great

[blak23]

they just completely changed rules

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is what should have opened.

[Volare]

Holy fuck tag team wrestling!

[Droford]

I miss fatal four way matches that were elimination style

[DaVe]

Still don't understand the logic behind this match concept... Why would you ever want to tag in another team?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy fuck tag team wrestling!

There's at least 3 tag team matches tonight.

[Shisen Kopf]

thank god, the other one wasn't OFFICIAL enough

Piss off! It was very official. Wish owenbrown was a mod so he could ban you for sass.

[Volare]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Still don't understand the logic behind this match concept... Why would you ever want to tag in another team?

You need to rest or you will not win anyways.

[Lock Jaw]

Ouch Big E splash on apron

[road doggy dogg]

rofl I love New Day

[road doggy dogg]

Xavier Woods MVP

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL Big E

[Lock Jaw]

Big E gets all the processed meat

[Dark One]

If you haven't listened to the New Day episode of Talk is Jericho, do it. It's amazing.

Also Tricep Meat.

[Emperor Smeat]

Xavier Woods constant trash talk is great.

[Volare]

Titus O'Neil and Apollo Crews would make a bad ass team I think.

[road doggy dogg]

lmao Xavier Woods is my favourite wrestler

[Volare]

El Torsplat :D

[Dark One]

"Uh--some brown dude in a mask--up on the top rope."

[Droford]

Somebody fucked up

[Emperor Smeat]

Big E almost DDTed himself with that dive. Match has been great so far.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>YES!</font>

[Volare]

Sweet I got Kofi getting the pin in tipsters!

[Mercenary]

New Day Rocks!!!! New Day Rocks!!!! New Day Rocks!!!! New Day Rocks!!!! New Day Rocks!!!! New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!New Day Rocks!!!!

[Dark One]

NEW DAY

[Droford]

Lol at kofi

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[road doggy dogg]

NEW. DAY.

[Dark One]

BIG E SOUL TRAIN

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha the celebratory dancing....

[road doggy dogg]

lol jon stewart

[Maluco]

Best tag team of all time lol

But wow at Titus O'Neil, push that man now

[Fenix122]

Knew i should have picked New Day in Tipsters

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: New Day.

Thought Kofi tagged one of the Luchas.

[OssMan]

7:30

Up next come out these three guys The New Days, these guys are hilarious, but everybody hates them. They say how New York doesn’t know anything about hip hop, then they go into the ring and they each blow a pitch pipe, and they song that Alicia Keys song where she goes “New York” but they say “New Day.” They actually sound pretty good. Mad funny

Their opponents are Lucha Dragons. They only have two guys though. Oh, another team is coming out. Los Matadores, they have a midget with them. And the tag team champions are coming out, Prime Time Players. They’re cool. I don’t really care who wins.

I don’t know what’s going on in this fight, there are like 10 guys. The one guy who blew his pitch pipe is yelling at somebody from the sidelines, I don’t know who, really hilarious though, he’s like their hype man or something. “WE ARE SO GOOD” he yells. A guy from the Prime Time Players, Titus O-Neil, stomps the ringside steps a bunch of times really hard, and his knee brace falls off. He gets into the ring and manhandles everyone, because he is very big. The midget tries to fly off the pole and hit the sideline yeller, but the yeller just catches him and slams him to the floor. There are like six people just writhing on the ground outside the ring.

The New Days exploit some rule and win the match, becoming the new champions, and they run around celebrating and dancing and hopping on their backs, LOL. Mad funny

Winner: The New Days
Match rating: B+ - I didn’t know WTF was going on, but it was really funny thanks to the New Days.

Quote of the match: “You can’t even get a hamburger in WWE because Biggy sells nothing but tricep meat.” - Sideline Yeller

[DaVe]

haha that was great.

Loved the tag team match as well. Couple of blowns spots I think but super entertaining.

[Lock Jaw]

RUSEV UDREA
RUSEV MACHKA

[Innovator]

Big E just got Brooklyn pregnant

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Person not involved in the match attacked=DQ! Asian Ref Logic.

[Lock Jaw]

Lana has gone back in time to the eighties

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SHOW OFF!

[road doggy dogg]

New Day is probably my all time fav tag team

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I want to have sex with Lana for hours.</font>

[blak23]

Not a fan of this new Lana

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV UDREA!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RUSEV MASCHKA!

[Innovator]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NEW DAY! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="http://t.co/nDTqmxPQVm">pic.twitter.com/nDTqmxPQVm</a></p>&mdash; Jocay (@Jocay19) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/635599250198523904">August 23, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Volare]

I like new Lana.

[Dark One]

Summer Rae shopping from the Jerry Lawler collection, I see.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So what exactly prompted WWE to decide after a year that having a guy with a Bulgarian tattoo stop being a Russian sympathizer and actually be Bulgarian?

It just sorta happened with no real rhyme or reason.</font>

[Droford]

Lana needs to slam Summer

[Droford]

<font color=goldenrod>So what exactly prompted WWE to decide after a year that having a guy with a Bulgarian tattoo stop being a Russian sympathizer and actually be Bulgarian?

It just sorta happened with no real rhyme or reason.</font>

Lana was russian, dump Lana dump Russia

[RawRocks]

Rusev udrya Rusev machka! Rusev hit Rusev crush!

[RawRocks]

since when did Rusev start wearing shoes?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Since he broke his ankle.

[blak23]

Great Senton

[Emperor Smeat]

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Missing the best part of the celebration:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/7560e0c78c4d1b460b76a946b8eccc32/tumblr_ntk7jrh7gp1uyal94o2_500.gif

[Droford]

This match has been ok but it's messed with the flow of the show

[Droford]

Missing the best part of the dance:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/7560e0c78c4d1b460b76a946b8eccc32/tumblr_ntk7jrh7gp1uyal94o2_500.gif

Kofi is having a seizure

[Droford]

Summerslap

[road doggy dogg]

I haven't watched rasslin'. How did Lana go from being this cold calculating smart businesswoman into some screeching fucking useless nothing

[Volare]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blak23]

double count out is an interesting choice

[RawRocks]

Double count out? Fuck you, WWE.

[Poit]

... what?

[Dark One]

That'll keep the crowd hot. :|

[Droford]

They spilled their dew

[GD]

A double count at SummerSlam? Nice.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

this is now a tag team match playa

[GD]

Bare feet Lana is hot.

[blak23]

so this was all a set up for a tag match

[Dark One]

Anyway want to put a bet on the number of non-finishes tonight? Obviously going to have #2 in Cena vs Rollins. Any other ones?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Decent match but double count out is weaksauce</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

I haven't watched rasslin'. How did Lana go from being this cold calculating smart businesswoman into some screeching fucking useless nothing

Like the week or two after the I Quit match Rusev had with Cena. Rusev got upset she quit on his behalf, they seperated, and then started to be more weak-like as the weeks went on besides one or two moments.

[GD]

How awkward is it to see your girlfriend kiss / make out with a very attractive male on a weekly basis?

[Shadrick]

I think Dolph is hawt too Guru Dave

[Dark One]

"Remember when Wrestlemania went Hollywood a couple of years ago?"

You mean a decade ago?

[Lock Jaw]

Curious to see how Amell will do in the ring.

[Droford]

It's amusing how much effort they put into this match

[OssMan]

7:50

The next guy coming out has the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard, Dolph Ziggler. He’s facing this Bulgarian guy, Rusev, who is massive. They are mad at each other because the Bulgarian guy (who used to be Russian) was dating this skinny blonde girl, but he was mean to her, so she started making out with Dolph Ziggler, and the Bulgarian found another skinny blonde girl. The girls will likely affect the outcome of the match. You are supposed to hate Rusev, but I think he is funny, I want him to win.

Not paying too much attention. Rusev yells “Rusev.” Rusev starts doing his submission move and the girls start fighting. One of them, Lana, is pretty hot, but she is just wearing a lot of make up, she probably isn’t even that hot. The other one is ugly, I like her. They all fight outside the ring, and the referee “counts them out,” meaning they were outside the ring for 10 seconds, so nobody wins. But they say fuck it and they keep fighting. I think the fans want to see the girls have a “cat fight,” so that is what they are doing. The stadium plays the music of Dolph Sizzler, so I guess he did better.

Winner: No winner
Rating: C, I didn’t pay attention via it was boring

[Lock Jaw]

Cool promo/art....

[OssMan]

Did anyone pick double count out for tipsters

[road doggy dogg]

That comic version of Stardust looks mad like Kefka from Final Fantasy

[OssMan]

I'll stop live blogging if it's annoying

[RawRocks]

God I love Cody Rhodes

[Emperor Smeat]

Love all the comic-book touches this feud has.

[Volare]

No Oss you're good I like reading them!

[Poit]

Shirtless Stephen Amell. This match is already good.

[GD]

"Remember when Wrestlemania went Hollywood a couple of years ago?"

You mean a decade ago?

Cena's first reign as WWE Champion. We have become very old.

[Dark One]

Curious to see how Amell will do in the ring.

He does a lot of parkour and most of his own stunts/fights, so I have hopes he'll be competent for his sequence.

[RawRocks]

here we go

[Volare]

I'm happy with this match!

[road doggy dogg]

I KNOW THE BLOODY RULES

[Droford]

Stardust looks like a can of Rockstar Energy Drink

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Stardust's reaction

Does Green Arrow have a weakness since it would be perfect if Stardust or the Cosmic King tried to do it during the match.

[Droford]

Somebody call Damien Sandow

[Poit]

:lol: Stardust's reaction

Does Green Arrow have a weakness since it would be perfect if Stardust or the Cosmic King tried to do it during the match.

He's more of a mundane superhero. They don't tend to have superhuman weaknesses.

[Dark One]

:lol: Stardust's reaction

Does Green Arrow have a weakness since it would be perfect if Stardust or the Cosmic King tried to do it during the match.

The fact that he's just an incredibly well trained dude, like Batman. So, punching him in the face is pretty in line with that.

[Poit]

Almost no reaction from commentary for the SECOND ROPE PHOENIX SPLASH.

[Emperor Smeat]

He's more of a mundane superhero. They don't tend to have superhuman weaknesses.

So just a kick in the nuts then.

[Dark One]

Almost no reaction from commentary for the SECOND ROPE PHOENIX SPLASH.

Well, obviously. If he wanted to be impressive, he should have done it from the bottom rope.

[GD]

JBL is annoying. Decent matchup.

[Poit]

So just a kick in the nuts then.

Yes. The Green Arrow has the same weakness as Brock Lesnar.

[Dark One]

Stephen Amell did pretty well. One of the better celebrity-in-an-actual-match matches I can recall.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Amell > Tough Enough contestants</font>

[Dark One]

Stephen Amell should win Tough Enough.

[OssMan]

8:10

Starting to get a headache. Don’t feel like watching anymore, three hours to go though

The promo they are showing for the next match is really weird, I don’t get it. Some Hollywood actor “Steven Amell” is going to team up with this guy “Neville” aka “The man that gravity forgot” (really wish they would call him “the man WHOM gravity forgot” but whatever)… against this British guy King Baret and… I don’t know who his partner is. Neville comes out to some cool fireworks. I don’t get why any of these guys are together, what is this. Oh the partner of King Baret is Stardust, some “weirdo” in a Spandex suit with face paints. Jerry Lawler mentions Andy Kaufman.

I think Stephen Amell is in the match because he is trying to promote his TV show. He has been feuding with Stardust on Twitter or something. Neville tags him in and he jumps off the rope, landing short of Stardust, who just pushes him over. Stephen Amell counters by standing up and kicking down Stardust, who just lets himself get kicked down. Star dust is mad weird, seems like everyone probably hates him for being so weird, so I want him to win. Steven Amell looks like he’s taking this staged wrestling match really seriously, looks like he trained for it though, good for him.

Neville jumps off the turnbuckle and does some twisty move called the Red Arrow, and that is enough to hurt King Baret so bad that he could not get up for three seconds and therefore lost the match.

Winner: Neville and Steven Amell
Rating: D+, I didn’t care

[Volare]

Feed Ryback More!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol they don't mention TakeOver in that promo.

[GD]

Interesting wardrobe for The Miz.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Stephen Amell did pretty well. One of the better celebrity-in-an-actual-match matches I can recall.

He is Canadian. That is the difference.

[Dark One]

He is Canadian. That is the difference.

Stephen Hart Amell. I knew it.