PrettyCool's Very Own Wrestling Thread!

[Shisen Kopf]

Indifferent Clox,
Haikus are really easy
Five, seven, five, dude!

[kareru]

Damien Sandow
have only seen the vignettes
already love him

[FourFifty]

"This dude on SmackDown
Sounds great and he has a beard"
-I W C

[KaosDarksol]

"This dude on SmackDown
Sounds great and he has a beard"
-I W C

Beards get people over

[PrettyCool]

I think Camacho has that "main event" look. I dont know how good his mic skills are, but the guy looks mad hard, like he is a real ganster if u know what I mean. Hunico isnt really going anywhere and I think they're wasting Camacho by keeping him with Hunico.

What would be cool to see is Camacho coming out and confronting Sheamus

Sheamus : And then my gran pappy o lucky charms o sheamus said that

*Camacho comes out*

Camacho : What the F*** are u talking about? No one gives a S*** about your stupid family. Were here to fight and kick ass, not share lame ass stories.

Then Camacho gets into the ring and absolutely DESTROYS Sheamus.

What do u think?

[St. Jimmy]

Who? Also, No.

[PrettyCool]

Guy looks like a freaking TERMINATOR

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/bio/2012/03/camacho_bio.png

[whiteyford]

Has he wrestled on TV yet?

[PrettyCool]

On the February 17 edtion of Smackdown, Camacho competed in a battle royal to replace Randy Orton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Orton) in the Elimination Chamber match but was eliminated.<SUP id=cite_ref-6 class=reference>[/URL]</SUP>

Fifita is a second generation professional wrestler; his father [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonga_Fifita"]Haku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camacho_(wrestler)#cite_note-6) was a professional wrestler.

Haku

No wonder he looks badass

[Hanso Amore]

Unless he makes the Haku breathing sounds, NO.

But on the real note, he is too fucking green right now.

[Nicky Fives]

Maybe he has a few matches on television first before we push him to the moon.....

[PrettyCool]

Maybe he has a few matches on television first before we push him to the moon.....

I dunno if i ran the WWE, I would push on looks before ring skill, ring skill can get better, looks cannot.

[Rollermacka]

I'd say give him and Hunico some solid tag team matches to see what he can actually do.

[whiteyford]

I dunno if i ran the WWE, I would push on looks before ring skill, ring skill can get better, looks cannot.

I will counter that argument with two words, Giant González

[Cuse8]

I will counter that argument with two words, Giant González

we have a winner!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Camacho is probably pretty decent -- I've heard decent things about his FCW work -- but he's not ready for a monster push or anything. Hunico, on the other hand, should be pushed immediately. That dude is so fucking crisp with everything he does.

I'm still all-for Hunico wanting to fight Alberto Del Rio since Del Rio should really represent everything Hunico despises -- rich, born into the business, etc. Del Rio can then pay Camacho to betray Hunico, which Camacho does, albeit with confliction. Camacho has to put himself first, and working for Del Rio is an amazing opportunity to get noticed as a bigger star -- he's thankful to everything Hunico's done for him, but he's got to look after himself, holmes. Cue Hunico kicking Camacho's ass and teaching the kid one more lesson about life.

I'm not saying make Hunico the World Heavyweight Champion or even Intercontinental Champion -- but as a sort of "pulled himself up and made something of himself" anti-hero, he could get super-over with the SmackDown! audience. Del Rio vs. Hunico would make a pretty awesome PPV match, too, and you know it.

[Stealth-Icon]

He comes out to the ring on a fucking low rider bicycle.....NO

[Nicky Fives]

Hunico will be the next Rey Mysterio whenever he retires..... Sin Cara will spend too much time on the DL to take the spot.....

[Shisen Kopf]

All those Mexican rasslers are all pretty much the same. They're interchangeable. Whatever.

[PrettyCool]

All those Mexican rasslers are all pretty much the same. They're interchangeable. Whatever.

Camacho is samoan, hes Hakus son.

[Juan]

Haku is not Samoan

[Triple Naitch]

Two different islands.

[PrettyCool]

Well close enough like America and Canada.

[starfox8500]

That last post was not,
I was quite disappointed,
I wanted to try!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can we discuss how we need more Hunico please?

[PrettyCool]

In this thread we post situations and you say what u would do in that situation in wrestling. Kind of like a "your reaction to: thread".
I will start.

What would you do if you were sitting at home watching TV and suddenly Ryback's music hits and he breaks through your front door screaming and hitting himself on the head.

Run? Fight? What would YOU do!

Next poster can answer and make his own scenario if they want to!

[Rammsteinmad]

I would post about it in one of your shitty threads.

[Hanso Amore]

What the fuck kind of shitty ass thread is this, and why do the shitty ass Mods here at TPWW allow this to happen?

I still await my appointment to Moderator Supreme (and not TPWW poster Supreme)

[Rammsteinmad]

When I came into this thread, I actually came in thinking it could be something legit... like, a booking scenario or something. Not Ryback smashing in your front door and hitting his head.

Hanso for Moderator Supreme.

Failing that: Rammsteinmad 4 Rammsteinmod! :D

[PrettyCool]

Guys, stop derailing my threads, if u dont have anything constructive to say...

[itsmeJD]

I would first get up off of my couch. I would then proceed to my bedroom where I would use a Taurus 9mm handgun to dispose of Ryback. I would then call the police and inform them that a man had broken into my home and had been put down. I would ensure he was completely inside of my home before the police arrived so it wouldn't look as if I had shot early. Finally, I would resume watching television on my couch.

Also I would at some point have the speakers on my television checked as I'm not sure where Ryback would have played his music from, unless the speakers in his car are blaring it. If this were the case then I'd skip this step.

[Ruien]

Pretty sure I would call the cops.....

Now, what would you do if you were at the zoo, watching the monkies playing with each other, and Rhyno came and speared you out of no where?!?!?!?!

[Hanso Amore]

I would first get up off of my couch. I would then proceed to my bedroom where I would use a Taurus 9mm handgun to dispose of Ryback. I would then call the police and inform them that a man had broken into my home and had been put down. I would ensure he was completely inside of my home before the police arrived so it wouldn't look as if I had shot early. Finally, I would resume watching television on my couch.

Also I would at some point have the speakers on my television checked as I'm not sure where Ryback would have played his music from, unless the speakers in his car are blaring it. If this were the case then I'd skip this step.

STAND YOUR GROUND

[Malfeitor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4e/What_Would_You_Do_intertitle.jpg/250px-What_Would_You_Do_intertitle.jpg

[Innovator]

"Want some food?"

[Shisen Kopf]

I would ask Ryback to autograph my Goldberg poster. Actually, that's a lie, like I would ever have a Goldberg poster. Cool thread though!

[PrettyCool]

From what I know, Bobby Lashley was fired because his girlfriend Krystal was being retarded and pissed off everyone backstage and when he was asked to break up with her, he said "NO!". But I hear Bobby isnt with Krystal anymore and even if he is, why isnt he wrestling in the WWE? Bobby was a extremely talented rising star who I think would be main eventing now if it wasnt for him being released. Theres a reason he was called Black Lesnar.

So did Bobby just lose interest in wrestling?

Or did Krystal piss everyone off so much in the WWE that they still mad?

what do u think?

[The Ravishing One]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11

[Gertner]

Because Ezekiel Jackson is still in the WWE

[Keith]

To me, Bobby Lashley doesn't come across as a guy who truly loves the business, who has a love for it. Therefore, I really couldn't care less about him.

[Curd]

Booby Lashley will return to WWE when Mickey James does so that he can re-enact his squashing of the then-Alexis Laree back when OVW existed. Maybe WWE can hire Mike Mondo so he can get back a win considering the cheapness which was Mondo vs. Laree (the Laree "match" the week before she ate a powerslam and pin from "Blaster" Lashley).

[stultiloquy]

Because he was awful.

[Curd]

WWE should sign Kevin Sharp from Gateway Championship Wrestling. He looks like a cross between Ahmed Johnson and James Brown but moves like R-Truth.

[DLVH84]

From what I heard and saw videos of, Bobby is still balancing pro wrestling and MMA, wrestling select shows for Antonio Inoki's IGF in Japan and fighting for various MMA promotions, including Shark Fights and Super Fight League.

[Savio]

Because he isnt completely terrible at MMA

[PrettyCool]

He was Vickie's boyfriend for a lil while on Smackdown a while back. Then he was released...anyone know what happened to him? I thought he was really awesome

[Fignuts]

No one cares.

[Rammsteinmad]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Escobar

[Ultra Mantis]

When Vicky stopped believing in him he ceased to exist, for he was a figment of her imagination the entire time.

[KIRA]

He was a poor mans Razor Ramon and couldnt take it thus he vanished in shame.

[Rammsteinmad]

Would being a poor mans Razor Ramon make him a poor, poor mans Carlito?

[KIRA]

Would being a poor mans Razor Ramon make him a poor, poor mans Carlito?

for all intents and purposes yes

[Keith]

I don't even know what Escobar was supposed to be. He wasn't "street" like Razor, wasn't "cool" like Carlito. He was just, bland.

[James Steele]

He got fired after like 3 weeks didn't he?

[Keith]

He spent like 2 years in developmental, and got fired after a couple weeks, I think.

[Tom Guycott]

He got fired after like 3 weeks didn't he?

Lasted longer than Hade Vansen AND Jackson Andrews combined.

[Razzamajazz]

he fucked your mom in the ass got AIDS and died

[PrettyCool]

It doesnt make sense, doesnt sound good, I dunno how anyone in the WWE thought it was a good idea.

[PrettyCool]

Natalya is a talented wrestler but she hasnt done anything interesting in ages. She is sort of just there and does the whole tough hard woman thing but loses a lot and hasnt done anything interesting since being with the hart foundation. Then she had the stupid farting gimmick.

So I have an idea for a gimmick for her.

One week Natalya is shown close up backstage and we see some hairs on her chin the reporter ask her about it but she runs off embarassed. Next week she is shown secretely shaving her face. Eventually she says shes sick of hiding it and starts coming out with a full grown beard.

Natalya becomes the bearded "monster diva" of the WWE.

[Gertner]

It really is a terrible nickname. Gotta agree.

[In Exile]

Could she fart sometimes?

[screech]

The Show Off is a good poster though.

[Keith]

Dolph Ziggler started getting his push (including the "wrestling twice a night") and he was great. Now they're making him look like a 2012 version of Billy Gunn.

[VSG]

Kill yourselves

[Drakul]

The Show Off is a good poster though.

Hasn't WWE used other TPWW names? Mr Wrestlemania, MVP and probably others. They're watching us.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dolph Ziggler started getting his push (including the "wrestling twice a night") and he was great. Now they're making him look like a 2012 version of Billy Gunn.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's a little on the generic side but it's certainly not "horrible", unlike the author of this thread.

[DAMN iNATOR]

You want a horrible nickname, take Evan Bourne's: "Air"..."LOL, it's funny because if you put it together with his last name it makes up the name of his finisher, 'air-bourne'!"

[PrettyCool]

It's a little on the generic side but it's certainly not "horrible", unlike the author of this thread.

For this, youre going to face LORD TENSAI tonight!

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_small/public/talent/profile/2012/04/lordtensai_4_full.png

Oh crap small Tensai

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_profile/public/talent/profile/2012/04/lord_tensai_1_full.png

[Heisenberg]

Horrible gimmick and nickname, but Ziggler is still young and his time hasn't come. He fuckin takes hits and spots like a champ.

[In Exile]

VSG, that post you just made should be CM Punk's new gimmick.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Idea for PrettyCool and In Exile...stop posting.

[PrettyCool]

Idea for PrettyCool and In Exile...stop posting.

Bobby Lashley : NO! *googly eyes*

[DAMN iNATOR]

For this, youre going to face LORD TENSAI tonight!

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_small/public/talent/profile/2012/04/lordtensai_4_full.png

Oh crap small Tensai

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_profile/public/talent/profile/2012/04/lord_tensai_1_full.png

Big Johnny answers to nobody. Especially someone who IS a nobody. :shifty:

[PrettyCool]

Big Johnny answers to nobody. Especially someone who IS a nobody. :shifty:


Well if 5 is a company, then the water cooler's off to the races!

[incognito123]

could we have a segment where the camera sneaks into a locker room and she is sucking my dick?

[Shisen Kopf]

He should be called "Mr. Workrate" bc that's what gets you over.

[Gass]

She should come out as a man. Start stuffing her leotard with socks, and shit.

[DLVH84]

Dolph's more like Mr. Perfect than Mr. Ass.

[James Steele]

Dolph's more like Mr. Perfect than Mr. Ass.

He has elements of both. Mr. Perfect Ass! Oh wait...shit...nohomo. :shifty:

[Keith]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

If he wants be main event, it is.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think it's a silly nickname too, but Dolph Ziggler's nickname could be "The Bum Snacker" and he'd still be the man.

[Tornado]

I freakin' love DZ, but he needs to get rid of "The Show Off" and Vicki, and get a decent entrance music, his current one is just....meh.

[PrettyCool]

This would be the perfect entrance song for Dolph

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[Anybody Thrilla]

No it wouldn't.

[XL]

"The Great White" and "The Funkadactyls" are worse.

[XL]

Also, LOL @ that song suggestion.

[Juan]

Why is "The Show Off" so horrible? Fits his character perfectly

[Cool King]

One week Natalya is shown close up backstage and we see some hairs on her chin the reporter ask her about it but she runs off embarassed. Next week she is shown secretely shaving her face. Eventually she says shes sick of hiding it and starts coming out with a full grown beard.

Natalya becomes the bearded "monster diva" of the WWE.

http://www.natalyaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Natayla-Pictures-109.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is "The Show Off" so horrible? Fits his character perfectly

Something rubs me wrong about it. "The Show Off" has a negative connotation, and it seems like someone wouldn't willingly call himself that, ya know?

[DLVH84]

How about "The Hotshot"

[XL]

Worse.

[XL]

Something rubs me wrong about it. "The Show Off" has a negative connotation, and it seems like someone wouldn't willingly call himself that, ya know?
Unless that person was a show off? Dolph's character is that off a jerk who knows how good he is and revels in rubbing it in the faces of others. He's obnoxious.

He's a heel, it's supposed to rub you the wrong way, right?

[MoFo]

Might just be me, but I find Iops ideas for wrestling angles pretty fucking good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It doesn't rub me wrong as in it makes me not like him. It rubs me wrong as a smark dickhead who over analyzes wrestling.

[Malfeitor]

I think 'The Show Off' nickname would be fine if he had a championship belt to go along with it.

[BizarroKing]

PrettyCool, that's worse than the farting gimmick...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I kinda wish they'd stuck with the farting gimmick. I think she could've at least parlayed it into a US title run.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Hasn't WWE used other TPWW names? Mr Wrestlemania, MVP and probably others. They're watching us.

ME NEXT!

[MoFo]

Was at least hoping for a 'shitting herself during a match' payoff.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

She could be wrestling the Undertaker. He's got her up for a tombstone. Her ass is right by his face. BAM she shits her pants. He passes out. She falls on top of him. 1-2-3.

[Gerard]

"The Cunt", thats fucking gold right there.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If he wants be main event, it is.

Billy Gunn standards far exceed those of the main event.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jobber
Opener
Lower Midcarder
Midcarder
Upper Midcarder
Main Eventer
Billy Gunn

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is this thread so fun?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I think it's a credit to the diversity of Natalya's character.

[Shisen Kopf]

She should call herself Natty Ice and give her a stone cold like beer guzzling gimmick. But eventually she turns into a Scott Hall like gimmick and the Drunk Diva will dominate the land.

[owenbrown]

can we have some mod abuse in this thread?


<s> because the only thing I love more than mod abuse is a nice veiny shaft in the ass

check that, i love the mod abuse more

check that, i love the shaft more

no, the mod abuse

no, the shaft. it just feels so good

but the mod abuse is so hilarious

ok ok we'll call it a tie

but shaft wins when i get that nice hot cream in my mouth

i go ass to mouth btw

Cena wins </s>

lol

[Keith]

To be honest, "The Show Off" isn't as bad as "The Big Show".

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why? It's light-hearted and fun...just like wrestling should be. Are you really offended here?

[Curd]

Ziggler should start pinning people with one arm tied behind his back.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

yeah owenbrown jeez

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm more offended by owenbrown's post that anything else in here

maybe I should mod abuse his tight little bottom out of here

[VSG]

IKNOWRIT?

[Anybody Thrilla]

To be honest, "The Show Off" isn't as bad as "The Big Show".

I agree with this. I can't believe it has stuck so long.

[Poit]

He has elements of both. Mr. Perfect Ass! Oh wait...shit...nohomo. :shifty:

He does have a perfect ass.

[Curd]

Would you prefer "The Jerkoff?" :yes:

[Curd]

The body hair eventually shows at Natalya's bust line. The crowd chants, "SHAVE YOUR T*TS! SHAVE YOUR T*TS!" :|

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I prefer #heel, but I think it's not the name that is the problem. Ziggler hasn't been booked to win as of late (until beating Kofi.) We all know that was just to set up Zig-Swag for a title match later on. If they were going to put the titles on them they probably already would have when Airboom was a team.

I'd like him to show more of his persona from Z-True Long Island Story. Maybe try to hone some of that Barney Stinson charm he was earlier on in the year.

Well at least he's not jobbing in ROH like Mikey.... :D

[PrettyCool]

Ryback is quickly building steam and is just what the WWE needs. He is already at the "level" to become a world champ and could be WWE's biggest new monster since The Big Show/Lesnar. If WWE waits too long however, he might get lost/forgotten.

So, when do u think Ryback should get the gold?

[Ermaximus]

Once he becomes 837-0.

[Ultra Mantis]

Random episode of Raw after John Cena has turned heel and formed a game-changing stable with Zack Ryder, Trent Baretta, Johnny Ace and X-Pac.

[legendkillerRKO]

why is never not a choice in the poll?

[PrettyCool]

why is never not a choice in the poll?

Because that choice is wrong.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Never.

Everybody refuse to vote!

[Keith]

I definitely don't think he's at the "level" to become World Champion. He hasn't even wrestled anyone of great importance.

[Nicky Fives]

Next year.... CAWdy, Ziggles and Barrett deserve it first..... he can lead the next wave....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Because that choice is wrong.

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The sooner the better, I say. The world title needs some credibility. Ryback IS credibility.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I definitely don't think he's at the "level" to become World Champion. He hasn't even wrestled anyone of great importance.



You say that like the nigga hasn't wrestled John Cena, Edge, Chris Jericho, and Bret Hart in the main event at Summerslam.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

which he totes did btw

[Sepholio]

lol wtf Supreme

[Supreme Olajuwon]

well he DID

[XL]

Errrrrrrrrrr, that was Skip Sheffield. You have a memory like Turd's.

[Rock Bottom]

Dolph Ziggler is very good at what he does. The problem is, the heel antics and cockiness are only a facet of what a good heel is going to do. They need to turn him into more of an asshole than he is. He needs to do some shady heel shit, and possibly become aligned with Johnny Ace.

Mirror something like Rock was for the corporation and it'd get him over huge, while turning him into a bigger asshole. Just might not be time yet.

[PrettyCool]

Would you prefer "The Jerkoff?" :yes:

Actually yes yes I would, it rolls off the tongue easier.

[MoFo]

Should prol be next week, b/c Smackdown sucks and nobody watches it anyway.

But if he went undefeated till Mania and won there it would be PrettyCool.

[CSL]

I think Supreme saying totes has made my internet day

[Ermaximus]

Errrrrrrrrrr, that was Skip Sheffield. You have a memory like Turd's.

Yip, yip, yip. What it do?

[TSI]

haha. this. for sure. :D
The sooner the better, I say. The world title needs some credibility. Ryback IS credibility.

[GD]

Probably the best moment in NXT history.

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[Skippord]

I think the better question is when shouldn't Ryback win the world title

[Purgatory]

At no point or time should Ryback ever be world champion. In fact, they should just go ahead and give ANYONE else a run with it before considering it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They've already put the belt on Mark Henry. It's time for a Ryback run.

[The Whole F'n Show]

At no point or time should Ryback ever be world champion. In fact, they should just go ahead and give ANYONE else a run with it before considering it.

100% agreed

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just attempted to add Murder by Lariat to UrbanDictionary. We'll see if the editors accept it.

Since never isn't an option I vote next year, but I'll be shocked if it happens by then.

[PrettyCool]

If I booked WWE, Ryback would come win the title of Smackdown, then go to Raw and say, "Everyone on Smackdown SUCKS! Is there anyone decent here?" Punk comes out and Ryback squashes him, Cena runs out and Ryback destroys him.

Raw ends with Ryback holding both world titles in the air (as world and WWE champ) and screaming,
"FEED! ME! MORE!"

That would be amazing.

[Droford]

I think the better question is when shouldn't Ryback win the world title

On a sunday, monday or tuesday. If he wins it any other day, it likely will never be ackowledged.

[Heisenberg]

I didn't really see him as a champion just yet, it's too damn early. Continue with filler match status.

Goldberg(Simpsons) already did this path.

[Gertner]

Ryback is amazing. Would love to see a title run in the future.

[XCaliber]

I'd say next year i'd like to see him feud with the likes of Wade Barrett.

[Curd]

Actually yes yes I would, it rolls off the tongue easier.

+Rep? :y: Or is that sarcasm? :)

[Wishbone]

Next year would be best. Take it slow and build him up so people actually care and he doesn't just 'Swagger out'.

[Pintint]

If he absolutely HAS to win the title, I'd put him in line next year.

But I don't think he would be a good champ.

Just a big boring hoss. I'd rather have Tensai as champ. (Well, and because I'm an A-Train mark).

[Shisen Kopf]

If he absolutely HAS to win the title, I'd put him in line next year.

But I don't think he would be a good champ.

Just a big boring hoss. I'd rather have Tensai as champ. (Well, and because I'm an A-Train mark).


watch what you say. Jap Albert is god awful. I'd rather have that fruity bastard Santino win before that moron.

[stultiloquy]

Ryback sounds like a TMNT villain.

Also, the answer is never.

[PrettyCool]

Ryback sounds like a TMNT villain.

Also, the answer is never.

Never is not an option.

[Mr. Nerfect]

"The DZ Epitome" Dolph Ziggler :shifty:

Everyone loves Ziggler, and for good reason. The man is fantastic. He was on an amazing rise at the beginning of this year, but it becomes a bit busy over WrestleMania season. They have put him on every PPV, though. I don't think Ziggler & Swagger will win the Tag Team Titles, but I think Ziggler could win back the US Title and just dominate RAW's mid-card until they find something better for him to do.

For whatever reason, even though it makes no real sense to do a draft, I could see the IC Title and US Title swapping shows soon, and Ziggler just wrestling guys on SmackDown! for the US Title could be pretty great for a few months. He's also my pick to win Money in the Bank on whatever show he is on.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Natalya and Tyson Kidd should become a tag team, with Natalya's farting being the extra boost she needs to make the hot tag to Tyson Kidd. They win the WWE Tag Team Titles, but lose them when Natalya farts and Tyson Kidd passes out during the match, allowing Darren Young to pin him.

But Tyson Kidd is made the World Heavyweight Champion the very next week, because Vince thought the farting gimmick was so funny.

[XCaliber]

Natalya and Tyson Kidd should become a tag team, with Natalya's farting being the extra boost she needs to make the hot tag to Tyson Kidd. They win the WWE Tag Team Titles, but lose them when Natalya farts and Tyson Kidd passes out during the match, allowing Darren Young to pin him.

But Tyson Kidd is made the Intercontinental Champion the very next week, because Vince thought the farting gimmick was so funny.

Fixed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Thanks, XCaliber. Kidd winning the World Heavyweight Title did make that post unrealistic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Eh, Ryback as champion right now is not something I'd be too keen on seeing. Maybe when he gets momentum and shiz behind him. If he catches on like Goldberg, obviously it would be a good business decision.

Although, in my perfect world, Chris Jericho would win the World Heavyweight Championship at Over the Limit. Bray Wyatt would debut/return (whatever you want to call it) with Eli Cottonwood, who would destroy Orton in the ring with a Chokeslam allowing Jericho to hit the Lionsault and win the title.

If Jericho were the World Champion, I would TOTALLY go for a Jericho vs. Ryback feud tomorrow. Could you imagine how great that would be? Jericho could be all "I'm the Best in the World..." cue Ryback coming out and just decimating Jericho for a bit. He goes for Murder by Lariat and Jericho slides out of the ring. The pay-off to the feud would totally be Jericho suffering from a case of Murder by Lariat at SummerSlam, before being tossed into the Meat Grinder (Ryback's Fisherman Buster) for the pin.

So, if it had to happen imminently, Jericho should drop the World Title to Ryback at SummerSlam. But other than that, don't rush it.

[owenbrown]

never is the best option

[Vastardikai]

I think the phrase "Murder by Lariat" may have been the most glorious thing I have ever come up with in TPDub. Well, that and Rhyno: Popcorn Vendor from the Captioning days.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really, really miss Rhyno. It's a shame he got injured when he did, because he was getting really over in 2001. I'd still like to see him return to the WWE as an ally of Christian's in a feud against CM Punk.

He'd look pretty massive next to Christian and Punk, and he could build momentum against Ezekiel Jackson in a battle of "last ECW Champions." As far as random "former mid-carder gets re-hired and given a shot" options goes, Rhyno has to be right up there for me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can you imagine Dolph Ziggler taking The Gore? That is money right there.

[PrettyCool]

Okay, I got an idea for a sweet storyline. A new guy debut and immediately starts to get "hurt" in matches and eventually it is shown that he injures himself on purpose, so he can sue WWE for an unsafe work environment!
Would be a good storyline for Drew.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just stop already.

[DAMN iNATOR]

NEVER.

[PrettyCool]

Just stop already.


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[itsmeJD]

You are the epitome of moron.

[MisterLee]

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[Sepholio]

You would think that posters here would realize to stop feeding the troll. Guess that's too much to ask for.

[PrettyCool]

I dont see u guys coming up with better storylines

[MoFo]

Iop storylines > Noid storylines

[Damndirty]

I got a better one! How bout to top off the farting Gimmick, Natalya can wait until her opponent is knocked out and laying on their back, she can pull her tights down and take a giant fucking crap right in their mouths. They can call this move Shitfaced!

[Damndirty]

I prefer #heel, but I think it's not the name that is the problem. Ziggler hasn't been booked to win as of late (until beating Kofi.) We all know that was just to set up Zig-Swag for a title match later on. If they were going to put the titles on them they probably already would have when Airboom was a team.

I'd like him to show more of his persona from Z-True Long Island Story. Maybe try to hone some of that Barney Stinson charm he was earlier on in the year.

Well at least he's not jobbing in ROH like Mikey.... :D


Yeah, I was mad when they got rid of #Heel, it's really catchy and new, and makes fans feel less gullible to storylines. Showoff... doesn't really seem like a new nickname. Somebody else has used it I believe

[Damndirty]

can we have some mod abuse in this thread?


<S>because the only thing I love more than mod abuse is a nice veiny shaft in the ass

check that, i love the mod abuse more

check that, i love the shaft more

no, the mod abuse

no, the shaft. it just feels so good

but the mod abuse is so hilarious

ok ok we'll call it a tie

but shaft wins when i get that nice hot cream in my mouth

i go ass to mouth btw

Cena wins </S>

lol


I hope you get aids you homosaurus fagbag!

[Damndirty]

Is it me or are there too many undefeated people on the card already?

[Tommy Gunn]

If it's a choice between Skip and A-Train, for the love of god, push Skip Sheffield!

[PrettyCool]

I think "The Imposer" could be a pretty cool wrestling name if WWE brings in a new REALLY big/powerful guy sort of like Eli Cottonwood and give him a monster gimmick where he almost never talks.

He could win matches just by staring down his opponents and making them run away.
"The Imposer" just rolls off the tongue.

[Lock Jaw]

Then when that fails, he can turn into a comedy character who just shows up in the middle of other people's angles/matches/promos..... and is just like "Oh, I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to IMPOSE."

[loopydate]

Or, he could just start hanging around "cool" wrestlers and trying to act like them. He could change his name to I.M. Poser.

[loopydate]

Or he could actually pretend to be other wrestlers and be "The Imposter."

(Yes, I'm aware "impostor" is actually spelled with an "o")

[Shisen Kopf]

CM punk should become Brodus Clay's sidekick. His name will NOT be CM Funk bc that's too obvious. Instead he will be called T-Flex and will have to gain about 80lbs of muscle.

[Shadrick]

i love you guys

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should have some guy come out in a wheelchair with a cast on his leg during some babyface's match being pushed by some guy. Even let it be Tyson Kidd or someone like that. The guy in the wheelchair claims that Kidd assaulted them randomly on the street, or something like that. Kidd is all "I've never seen this person before in my life."

Weeks go past, and every now and then that guy in the wheelchair is shown watching Kidd's matches from the back, biting his knuckles as if seeing Kidd walking free is the most awful thing he can imagine. He even starts up websites calling Kidd "the most disgusting human being in history." Eventually, Kidd wants this guy to admit he is faking, because he never attacked him and what he is doing is slander. Kidd tries to prove that the guy in the wheelchair is faking it by dumping him out of the chair, but the guy just falls down and cries in pain. Security and referees come out and restrain Kidd, who is like "Sorry! I swear he is faking it! What's going on here?" The guy in the wheelchair claims that he won't sue Tyson Kidd and the WWE if they hire his brothers, who happen to be professional wrestlers:

Cue the return of Colin Delaney, and his brother, James Delaney. The guy in the wheelchair then serves as their manager, and constantly claims that babyfaces have hurt him, sexually harassed him, hit on his girlfriend, cheated on their wives or anything to try and ruin their connection with the "WWE Universe."

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brodus Clay needs a herbivore in his troupe. Since he can't draw for shit, Daniel Bryan should join as The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla.

[Shisen Kopf]

That would be pretty cool but he needs a dinosaur themed name.

[Shisen Kopf]

How about a stable called "Affliction" and each member has a disease or syndrome. One guy could be like Stephen Hawking and he wins matches by falling out of the wheel chair to pin them. Bring back Eugene. One guy will be called Peter Parkinson's. Bring back Zack Gowan. One guy is called Al Heimer and he forgets how to do moves so he has to have a manager to tell him what to do. Book that shit. Plus think of the money from the affliction tee shirts. These shirts will be the most shiny shirts ever made.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They could have a really obese guy who is absolutely useless and has no wrestling skill, but he teams with some really imposing and dangerous guy who is trying to get this obese guy fit. The really imposing and dangerous guy does all the heavy lifting in their tag team match, but then the obese guy tags in, goes to the top rope, and hits a Splash for his team.

You could call the really dangerous guy "The Imposer."

[Mr. Nerfect]

"The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla" George Rassic-Parks IV.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He can change The "Yes!" Lock's name to "The Dino Saw."

Michael Cole can constantly spell out the move, so that casual audiences get the pun, and Gertner can complain that needing to explain it means that it's terrible for ratings.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've gotten to thinking -- if a guy came in and could dance better than Brodus Clay, and kept serving Clay in dance contests -- would he be a face or a heel?

[Ultra Mantis]

Regal outpopped DX when he served Brodus in the dance contest. In fact thats probably WWE's best shot at creating the next long term top guy.

[Ultra Mantis]

Change Lord Tensei to Lord Raptor. Have him dance exclusively to 80s synth pop. Boom. Ratings.

[Jordan]

Fucking awesome guys, I'd love that stable.

[The Show Off]

The Show Off is a good poster though.

Thanks. Good to know that despite not posting here all that often I'm still remembered.

I actually think the nick name "The Show Off" is a really good one but it need to be for a much flashier wrestler more akin to what some would call a "spot monkey." I actually think Brian Kendrick would have been an excellent "Show Off." Dolph is too technically sound and traditional of an arrogant heel to work with the gimmick.

By the way, I'm not saying Brian Kendrick is a spot monkey.

[Lock Jaw]

I once made an e-fed character named "Suicidal Tendencies Lad", whose gimmick was that he was an emo loser who wanted to die, but could not kill himself because he was a coward. So he bluffed his way into working for a wrestling company as an active wrestler, in the hopes that he would be brutally pummeled to death in the ring.

Lasted maybe a week and a half.

[Pintint]

I once made an e-fed character named "Suicidal Tendencies Lad", whose gimmick was that he was an emo loser who wanted to die, but could not kill himself because he was a coward. So he bluffed his way into working for a wrestling company as an active wrestler, in the hopes that he would be brutally pummeled to death in the ring.

Lasted maybe a week and a half.

What efed was that in?

[St. Jimmy]

Natty Shart.

[FourFifty]

That idea is PrettyCool.
And by that I mean it's shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They could have a really obese guy who is absolutely useless and has no wrestling skill, but he teams with some really imposing and dangerous guy who is trying to get this obese guy fit. The really imposing and dangerous guy does all the heavy lifting in their tag team match, but then the obese guy tags in, goes to the top rope, and hits a Splash for his team.

You could call the really dangerous guy "The Imposer."

Yo Baby Yo Baby Yo!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I always thought of Eugene sort of like from that TNT show the Pretender. That was a great show. Wonder if thats on Netflix streaming...

[XL]

"The Show Off" is a horrible nickname but "The Imposer" is a genius idea??

[Mr. Nerfect]

Garett Bischoff is Eric Bischoff's son, right?

Eugene was Eric Bischoff's nephew.

Therefore, Eugene and Garett Bischoff are cousins.

[Perry Saturn]

Story Line: A guy with a mop.

[Mr. Nerfect]

After losing some match one week, a pissed off heel should bump into the Impact Zone's janitor, and start yelling at him:

Heel: Are you laughing at me?

Janitor: No, sir.

Heel: You were laughing at me!

Janitor: No, sir! I wouldn't dream of it!

Heel: ...Are you smarting off to me?

At this point, the heel gets right into the face of the janitor and is about to make a threat when the janitor just slaps him in the face and takes him to the ground and starts choking him out.

The janitor gets up and looks almost horrified at what he's done and regrettably announces:

Janitor: I said I wasn't laughing at you!

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The janitor turns out to be a wrestling prodigy, who was forbidden by his mother from entering into the business because he's the only thing she has left, and she doesn't want to see him get hurt. But he loves wrestling so much that he just couldn't stay away from it and took a job as a janitor at the Impact Zone in Orlando so that he could be close to the best wrestlers in the world.

Call him William Damon or something like that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think when Clay hit What the Funk on Regal during that segment, it was the only time I've heard Brodus Clay booed. He played it well ("My bad!") but clearly whoever wrote that segment miscalculated the overness of Regal dance moves.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Change Lord Tensei to Lord Raptor. Have him dance exclusively to 80s synth pop. Boom. Ratings.

"Lord Raptor was one a Hip Hop Hippo who left the WWE to go to Japan where he practised his dance moves in underground nightclubs..."

[dingdongyo]

next survivor series, the ninja turtles vs battletoads. i am legend.

[PrettyCool]

I think Tyson Kidds hould snap and start by beating the crap out of Natalya. Kidd should say "The hart family adopted me but they betrayed me by not giving me the chance and holding me back with their crap!" and then Tyson Kidd says he will no longer be married to Natalya and he will become a stronger wrestler.

Next night Tyson Kidd walks out and says he is "The Eliminator" and starts the night off by attacking random guys backstage and hurting them. Kidd then gets put into a match as punishment but doesnt show up and is "fired" by the WWE but keeps attacking guys backstage.

Kidd then becomes this outlaw character and the GM can put a bounty on his head.

[Rollermacka]

So a man beats up a woman on national television and then procedes to beat up a roster where majority of them are twice his size... I'm sorry buddy doesn't really sound like a good idea

[PrettyCool]

So a man beats up a woman on national television and then procedes to beat up a roster where majority of them are twice his size... I'm sorry buddy doesn't really sound like a good idea

No he beats up random crew and fans etc thats the point and he hides from real wrestlers

[Nicky Fives]

how is this guy not banned yet?

[Anybody Thrilla]

There's nothing offensive about this thread. It's just an idea he had. A really stupid and shitty idea, but just an idea none the less. The key is to not respond if you don't enjoy the thread.

[Gertner]

lol this is amazing

[Rollermacka]

There's nothing offensive about this thread. It's just an idea he had. A really stupid and shitty idea, but just an idea none the less. The key is to not respond if you don't enjoy the thread.

I already said what they should do with Tyson Kidd. They should give him a gimmick like Hunico except he grew up in the slums of Canada. He should come out with The Mountie and they should be riding a moose. Think of how epic that would be... plus, we could hear this theme song again

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Fantastic, but do you know how hard it is to travel with a moose?

[Anybody Thrilla]

The answer is no. No you don't.

[Perry Saturn]

No he beats up random crew and fans etc thats the point and he hides from real wrestlers

Define "real wrestlers"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Eliminator...The Hitman. I see what you did there. I don't like it, but I see what you did there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should have Lance Storm come in as Tyson Kidd's coach, and teach Kidd how to cabbage patch.

[PrettyCool]

The Bro kick sounds like something that Zach Ryder would do.

Who thought this was a good idea? Finlay had The Celtic Cross which makes sense, but why The Bro kick?
I think they should've called it something like "The Irish Decimator"

[Gerard]

Its called "Brogue kick", sounds like "Bro" though when they say it on air.

[The Jayman]

Definition of BROGUE. 1. : a stout coarse shoe worn formerly in Ireland and the Scottish Highlands.

[El Fangel]

Did you expect him to be aware of that Jay man?

[The Jayman]

I don't expect him to be aware of anything

[Supreme Olajuwon]

These threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. Please refer all PrettyCool ideas to this thread. You may still post "pretty cool" ideas elsewhere.

P.S. I am retired and not actually here. I am an illusion. Ooooooooooh (picture Scott Hall doing that spooky fingers thing here)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[VSG]

Awesome work

[Ermaximus]

This is so much easier on the eyes. This kinda should happen in casual now. :shifty:

[PrettyCool]

wtf is this

[The Jayman]

It's a place where you can post all your incoherent thoughts instead of making threads

[PrettyCool]

It's a place where you can post all your incoherent thoughts instead of making threads

Shut up son no one gave u permission to speak

[The Jayman]

I'm the Master of the Universe. I don't need permission

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jay-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

[Ermaximus]

Shut up son no one gave u permission to speak

Yes I did. I'm BigDaddyCool and I do what I want.

[Volare]

No. THREAD TITLE OF THE FUCKING YEAR!

[Razzamajazz]

it's about damn time

[itsmeJD]

A-fucking-men. This shit shoulda happened after about his 5th or 6th post.

[PrettyCool]

If u dont want me to post here so bad then just ban me already

[PrettyCool]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Change your avatar. Its giving me a headache.

[Droford]

no yes no yes no yes no yes

[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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