PrettyCool's Very Own Wrestling Thread!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Everyone who has a post in this thread, myself included, is an utter spastic.

[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

http://static.pixelpipe.com/3977e800-2132-4cbf-a29f-f53f86c7e0be_b.jpg

[tjmidnight420]

This thread is PrettyCool! Was just thinking yesterday someone should do this. Now if we can get em all to post in here...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Vote for Hasney in the upcoming King of the Forum.

[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

http://static.pixelpipe.com/3977e800-2132-4cbf-a29f-f53f86c7e0be_b.jpg

[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

http://static.pixelpipe.com/3977e800-2132-4cbf-a29f-f53f86c7e0be_b.jpg

[tjmidnight420]

Also: From this day forth any shit ideas thrown around here should be known as PrettyCool.

[VSG]

Vote for Hasney in the upcoming King of the Forum.

Only if PrettyCool is PermaBanned.

[PrettyCool]

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

http://static.pixelpipe.com/3977e800-2132-4cbf-a29f-f53f86c7e0be_b.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hey fuck you, I'm the one who broke his brain

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That seems needlessly harsh since I have no say in the matter or powers to do such a thing.

That was to VSG before Supreme rudely butted in.

[tjmidnight420]

You guys seen the wrestling forum?

[PrettyCool]

Nah ur just a bunch of assholes who only know how to bully people

[VSG]

That seems needlessly harsh since I have no say in the matter or powers to do such a thing.

And whose fault is that exactly?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

You guys seen the wrestling forum?

No. What's a wrestling forum?

[tjmidnight420]

Shit threads were everywhere.. for about 10 seconds. That guy who's not here is on the ball today.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

And whose fault is that exactly?

All of yours. This moderating machine was fuelled by "props", "shout outs" and "big ups".

[VSG]

Yo ABT, you dont have banning powers I suppose?

[tjmidnight420]

Pretty sure when discussed awhile back it was just WWKD.

[MoFo]

Can see a massive spazz out coming in near future.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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PS I am not here

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yo ABT, you dont have banning powers I suppose?

Trips, Hero and WWKD are the only people who can ban.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

PPS

http://www.angelfire.com/il3/nwowolfpac1/shakyfingers.jpg

[Innovator]

PrettyCool presents Terms of EnRAMPAGEment

[VSG]

Fairly certain he would ban PrettyCool, that's What Kevin Would Do.

[PrettyCool]

U people are the reason the world is fucked up. You have no empathy. Someone shares his problems and u all attack him for being different from u. U act "fair and understanding" only when its convenient for u. Other then that u attack anyone u can as soon as u get a little bit of power.

this is why the world is fucked up.

its full of assholes like u who just attack anyone thats different from them.

[tjmidnight420]

Can see a massive spazz out coming in near future.

Remember that TNA freak who made the thread crying because you trolled his page? Good times.

[VSG]

:heart: Archer

Edit: He is off trolling Casual now as well :mad:

[Innovator]

I wonder if he'll try to stick a knife very slowly up someone's urethra.

[PrettyCool]

Im not trolling anything, im just pointing out the truth about u. U all pretend to be "cool" and "nice" but ur nothing more than assholes who can only get their jollies off by making fun of someone thats different from you.

You are no better than lets say a KKK racist.

Same garbage, pick on the weak, make fun of anyone diffeent than u.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It's a cunning ploy. He's next in line to be mod due to results of the poll, so he's showing Triple A that we need mods here.

He's the smartest guy here.

[tjmidnight420]

U people are the reason the world is fucked up. You have no empathy. Someone shares his problems and u all attack him for being different from u. U act "fair and understanding" only when its convenient for u. Other then that u attack anyone u can as soon as u get a little bit of power.

this is why the world is fucked up.

its full of assholes like u who just attack anyone thats different from them.


You opened up? We acted Fair? This is the wrestling forum bitch, if you come here acting retarded expect to be treated that way. Nobody here pretends to be "cool" or "nice".

[VSG]

This is the wrestling forum bitch, if you come here acting retarded expect to be treated that way.

OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT SON

[Razzamajazz]

whats the over/under that his newest sock has already been created and when prettycool is banned he'll start posting again

[PrettyCool]

You opened up? We acted Fair? This is the wrestling forum bitch, if you come here acting retarded expect to be treated that way.

I wasnt acting retarded I was posting new threads that are DIFFERENT from the usual stuff posted here.
But U guys dont want to think outside the box.

Go back to your same 3 threads.

"HEY GUYZ DANIEL BRYAN RULZ"

"YO CM PUNK IS DA BEEEST!!!!"

"WWE NEEDS BETTER STORYLINES LOL WTF IS VINCE DOING"

[tjmidnight420]

whats the over/under that his newest sock has already been created and when prettycool is banned he'll start posting again

I'm fairly certain that's why he's begging for a ban.

I wasnt acting retarded I was posting new threads that are DIFFERENT from the usual stuff posted here.
But U guys dont want to think outside the box.

First of all, I'm hardly in the forums anymore. Secondly, coming up with a creative way to push Brock Lesnar as a beast champion with a limited amount of appearances is thinking outside the box. Noid thinks outside the box. You're Noid on paint thinner, and that's PrettyCool.

[itsmeJD]

whats the over/under that his newest sock has already been created and when prettycool is banned he'll start posting again

That's a sucker's bet. He did the same shit with Iop.

[PrettyCool]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vZi_x-57ato/T0dq3tk8MaI/AAAAAAAAAzI/OfDUGZ_RX5U/s1600/black-guys-laughing.gif

[PrettyCool]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vZi_x-57ato/T0dq3tk8MaI/AAAAAAAAAzI/OfDUGZ_RX5U/s1600/black-guys-laughing.gif

[Wehttam]

hmm maybe the next plan of action is to find a way to sticky a thread to the bottom of the forum

[tjmidnight420]

hmm maybe the next plan of action is to find a way to sticky a thread to the bottom of the forum

Or Merge his bullshit from casual with this in its on forum titled Troll. This should be the only thread immediately available for new posters. Other threads should be hidden like causal for predetermined amounts of time, or forever. Whichever comes first.

[Ermaximus]

So many mean assholes in here.

[Beast]

Do u think HHH would cry if someone snuck up behind him and shaved off his hair?

[Razzamajazz]

nope, definitely not iop

[Beast]

I think current sports are great but why has civilization not made new sports?

One new sport I really liked growing up was handball. Why dont they make professional hand ball teams, maybe add rollerblades or something into it? Why arent humans making new sports?

[Beast]

Like, if they made a world war 2 movie, only the main character is a nazi. Only instead of being "bad", he is good because he is just fighting to survive and was drafted by his government and is a patriot and loves his country and tries to help others and u can show his struggles?

Would people be offended?

Would u be offended?

[Beast]

I think current sports are great but why has civilization not made new sports?

One new sport I really liked growing up was handball. Why dont they make professional hand ball teams, maybe add rollerblades or something into it? Why arent humans making new sports?

[Beast]

I think he has it all, a grate look, awesome mic skills and a fun gimmick.

why is wwe holding him down?

is it because he has long hair and I heard HHH doesnt like guys with long hair?

[Beast]

Why arent there any Russian wrestling companies? And so few Russian wrestlers? Do Russians dont like wrestling? or what lol ?

[whiteyford]

I wanted to like this thread about future hall of famer Drew McIntyre but sadly i cannot. Good day.

[Razzamajazz]

at this rate this thread will surpass the 100k+1 thread

[K.Smoke]

Shisen Kopf - Either ur a highly creative or a genius. depends. Do u smoke bud?

Yes - Genius
No - Highly creative

[Beast]

I think current sports are great but why has civilization not made new sports?

One new sport I really liked growing up was handball. Why dont they make professional hand ball teams, maybe add rollerblades or something into it? Why arent humans making new sports?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"Your" the one who wants hands on your balls.

[Beast]

The dick zone, its the stablerw here the mods here are at

[Gertner]

PrettyCool's Tyson Kidd storyline idea was pretty funny.

[PrettyCool]

its obviously a work to get john lauriaunitis to get Jericho

[PrettyCool]

lol @ the idea of this being a work, some of you have spent too much time on the internet

*gives you a bronco buster*

[PrettyCool]

Should have made JBL's finisher a Goosestepping Big Boot.

Best Idea I've read on this forum so far.

[jbizness]

I think Tyson Kidds hould snap and start by beating the crap out of Natalya. Kidd should say "The hart family adopted me but they betrayed me by not giving me the chance and holding me back with their crap!" and then Tyson Kidd says he will no longer be married to Natalya and he will become a stronger wrestler.

Next night Tyson Kidd walks out and says he is "The Eliminator" and starts the night off by attacking random guys backstage and hurting them. Kidd then gets put into a match as punishment but doesnt show up and is "fired" by the WWE but keeps attacking guys backstage.

Kidd then becomes this outlaw character and the GM can put a bounty on his head.
You'd be a great booker playing EWR 4.0 by yourself; that said maybe you should sit a thread or two out, buddy

[PrettyCool]

Scott Hall looks cooler

[PrettyCool]

Only if they bring back Kozlov and have Fedor manage him and then Kozlov turns on Fedor and they have an MMA match where Fedor beats Kozlov up only for John Cena to make the save, running down the ring and giving Fedor an Attitude Adjustment

[PrettyCool]

Well, it was nice knowing TNA...

[PrettyCool]

.

[KaosDarksol]

Great now that you dreamt it it's going to happen

[MisterLee]

http://www.hellaphone.com/walls/j2/j2ypstp.jpg

[JimmyMess]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/According_ac2dbc_1992794.jpg

[PrettyCool]

They should have named him Iceberg.

[PrettyCool]

AJ, angry at being dumped by Daniel Bryan, hooks up with Ryback and every week, they should show Ryback coming out of the lockeroom after "doing it" with AJ before each match and after each match Ryback should make out with AJ.

That would add a new dimension to Ryback's character.

[JimmyMess]

AJ, angry at being dumped by Daniel Bryan, hooks up with Ryback and every week, they should show Ryback coming out of the lockeroom after "doing it" with AJ before each match and after each match Ryback should make out with AJ.

That would add a new dimension to Ryback's character.

Didn't you see Rocky? You stay away from the bitches when you're training and fighting

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

He's too busy throwing up Lightning and Shitting Thunder to remember that had he'd seen it.

[MoFo]

AJ, angry at being dumped by Daniel Bryan, hooks up with Ryback and every week, they should show Ryback coming out of the lockeroom after "doing it" with AJ before each match and after each match Ryback should make out with AJ.

That would add a new dimension to Ryback's character.



lul reminded me of when Melina fucked Batista and they came out all sweaty and with sex hair.

But then Bats really did fuck Melina. Poor JoMo.

[Damn]

As we are all aware, Kevin Nash is one of the greatest men to ever step foot into the ring. Kevin Nash had recently appeared in the WWE again after escaping TNA but...he made like 1-2 appearances and disappeared again?

Anyone know where this legendary legend is?

I really wanted to see a Nash/HHH match :(

[Damn]

I cant include everyone so write in if u want....

[Volare]

:nono: /thread

[Damn]

Why did my threads get put here? Im not prettycool? Im not even cool!

[Volare]

Cause the powers that be said so.

[Damn]

Cause the powers that be said so.

Cause the powers that be have small penises and need to "make up for it" :rofl:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

These threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. Please make a note of it.














DAMN!

[Damn]

These threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. Please make a note of it.














DAMN!

These threads have been merged cuz ur a loser IRL with a small penis and have no life.

....

http://www.rvgfanatic.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_450101/SimmonsDAMN.gif

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'd love to debate this with you, but I can't because I'm not here.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[Damn]

I'd love to debate this with you, but I can't because I'm not here.

Yeah your up yr own ass

[Ermaximus]

The ghost of Supreme strikes again!

[Damn]

The ghost of Supreme strikes again!

Listen just because hes up yr butt doesnt mean hes a ghost

[Volare]

Someone wishes they had some Supreme in their life.

[Damn]

Someone wishes they had some Supreme in their life.

So, go get him, no one else wants his pimply ass

[Ermaximus]

Listen just because hes up yr butt doesnt mean hes a ghost

Firstly I assure you he is not up my butt, nor is anything else up my butt for that matter, aside from processed fecal matter preparing to expel from my bowels and into the toilet.

Secondly, Supreme is a ghost. If you have read some of the other threads around here you'd notice that Supreme has quit the wrestling forum in protest of Smelly Meatball's greatest wrestler of all time thread/poll. Thus in his absence, his ghost has been seen "haunting" wrestling forum posters from time to time and cleaning the muck as labeled by St. Jimmy.

Now you know!

[whiteyford]

And knowing is half the battle!

[Ermaximus]

http://epicepoch.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/knowing-is-half-the-battle.jpg

[whiteyford]

Ermaximus bringing science to this abortion of a thread.

[Ermaximus]

I do what I can for my fellow posters. Being a surgeon makes it easier. Hasney and I are easily able to disect threads and fix the issues at hand.

[whiteyford]

G.I. Joe can save any thread.

[itsmeJD]

I see this shit is still going on.....hmm....as you were....

[Damn]

This is your homie, Juan.
http://madconfessionsofaman.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/ickm8xfwbo1u2h19dmfamjwbo1_500.jpg

Funny thing is no one would call him a douchebag in person...he looks badass and I bet he could beat up anyone on this forum.

[Damn]

what about all american Bob Backlund?

or made in the usa lex luger

Luger can barely walk and he was paralyzed before, so I dont think Luger can show up :(

[Damn]

Heath Slater : "Im gonna win this! I'll show you, you'll see!"

Steven Richards comes out and demolishes him.

:y: :) Awesome :) :y:

[Damn]

MARYYYYYYSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE pic of the day

https://p.twimg.com/AwlLGV-CIAEr7vk.jpg

...DAMN!

How is it possible that she is real? She is so perfect, impeccable :eek:

[Damn]

Slater needs to job to Snitsky NOW!

Slater : all this crap, all of these horrible guys coming back, it's not my fault!

"IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"

The undefeated Snitsky destroys Slater.

= RATINGS!!!!!!!!!!

[Damn]

Who do u think is ugliest in the WWE atm?

I would say,

Skip Sheffield
Kane
Health Slater
Great Khali
Kharma

?

Who do u think?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I know you mean well, but seriously, does this really even matter? There's so many other factors to look at other than just being pretty or pretty ugly.

[Damn]

I just thought id balance out the discussion here. Everyone here's always talking about who the prettiest/most beautiful wrestler is, so maybe I thought lets look at the flipside ya know?

[VSG]

Stick to casual, sock.

[Wehttam]

St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative?

http://www.umnet.com/pic/diy/screensaver_s/5%5CSCOTT-HALL-%28TNA%29--57658.jpg?

[Damn]

Do u guys think Kane/Undertaker would have MORE or LESS fans if they were a gay couple and made out on air?

[loopydate]

Lol Health Slater

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan is pretty ugly. When they show closeups of his face for too long, I get disturbed.

http://i.imgur.com/zQU5V.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/tag/daniel+bryan)

[Lock Jaw]

Correct answer is Great Khali, though

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[itsmeJD]

The answer to the poll is Jim Neidhart but he isn't an option. Fuck this noise.

[Damn]

lol it'd be pretty hilarious if Sting's only appearance in WWE was a brief beatdown on Heath Slater and then never seen again.

Would be even better if he lost to Slater

[Damn]

Imagine there's John Cena, it's easy if you try
No Chyna below us, above it's only velvet sky
Imagine all of the Cenation
Living for today

Imagine there's no jobbers, it isn't hard to do
No need to lose or win for and no title reigns too
Imagine all the wrasslers
Living life in peace

You may say I'm tommy dreamer
But I'm not the chosen one
I hope someday you'll join John Cena
And the wrestlers will lose as one

[Damn]

http://i46.tinypic.com/33nzty9.jpg

wow DDP looks like he hasnt aged a day

[Damn]

DAIVARI

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/481018-daivari.jpg
http://celebslists.com/images/shawn-daivari-01.jpg
http://www.sbibookings.com/images/Sheik%20Bashir.jpg
http://www.extremepaingear.com/images/Shawn_Daivari2-L.jpg
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Shawn+Daivari+Tribeca+Film+Festival+2012+After+A-ETusSiFsal.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg]

DAIVARI

[Big Vic]

DAMN!

[Damn]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g25/ttrican06/DSC_0428.jpg

[Damn]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/Chris_Harris_Rosemont_IL_031108.jpg/220px-Chris_Harris_Rosemont_IL_031108.jpg

[Damn]

Jim Neidhart of course

[Damn]

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Im amazed at the things ppl can do via Flash.

Best thing ive seen online in a while.

Dude must be a future animator/professional artist

[Damn]

He debuted as Prince Albert. Not too long after he became just "Albert" and was no longer a prince.
Now he debuted as Lord Tensai. Not too long after, he becomes just Tensai and is no longer a lord.

Why is this?

[Schlomey]

Because he is bland and no gimmick will stick.

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Damn]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/talent/thumb/2007/08/44648.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman2.jpg

[Jordan]

He debuted as Prince Albert. Not too long after he became just "Albert" and was no longer a prince.
Now he debuted as Lord Tensai. Not too long after, he becomes just Tensai and is no longer a lord.

Why is this?

This is a wise observation

[owenbrown]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Who is Jim Neidhart. The poll is invalid.

[Autobahn]

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/6/60/Alex_Wright.jpg

[Damn]

Seems like "a lot" of food.

Matt Hardy could take it all, hes hardcore!

[Damn]

They should put a lucha mask on Tensai and have him fly around

[Damn]

WOW some much Ziggler lately

[Damn]

I never wouldve thought NICKY would be such a big hit

[Damn]

X-Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaac!

D-X for life!

I bet when X-pac is 60 years old he will still wear DX green.

[Damn]

I wanted to introduce myself.

Many nights have I been worn.out on the way to the ring
Left by the ringside and held by valets.
I am simply the vest, vester than all the rest.

Feel free to post pictures of wrestlers who decided to forego the sleeves and go with imply the vest.

I liked the Sega Genesis

[Damn]

Ur thread title reminded of that horrible song they used for wrestlemania where some kid was whining "I made it, I made it". F U u made it, u effin sack of crap. I hated that song so bad.

[Damn]

They should totally have him in an eagle costume

[Damn]

Lets equate wrestlers to consoles!!!

John Cena - He is a Wii. Very white, very popular and kiddy.

CM Punk - Xbox 360. He is very popular and does mature themes.

The Undertaker - PS3. He is pretty much the same as he has always been and is not going anywhere despite not being the champ. Also he doesnt have a lot of matches (games) but when he does they are awesome.

Rey Mysterio - Nintendo DS. He is very popular, the kids love him, but he is always getting replaced by similar things.

Sin Cara - Nintendo 3DS. He is new and so far not up to the hype.

Big Show - Xbox, He is huge and has been involved in some big matches (games).

Hulk Hogan - Sega Genesis. He used to be extremely popular but then people realized he isnt so good.

Vince McMahon - Atari 2600. He started it all and is still very respected.

Vince Russo - Sega Dreamcast. He was popular for a short time but then ran out of ideas.

Sting - Neo Geo. He was very popular but never got into all the markets (never in WWE).

Now u try????

[Wishbone]

Ric Flair is probably the NES of wrestling. Old as fuck but still apparently able to run albeit not quite as coherently as it did in it's prime.

[Ultra Mantis]

You've somehow managed to provide inaccurate descriptions of both the wrestlers and the consoles you compared them to.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Those descriptions are actually pretty accurate. Nicely done.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

CONFLICTING POSTS!

[Ultra Mantis]

I guess you're an Xbox and I'm more Atari.

[Kapoutman]

Well I thought it was surprisingly coherent, except for the 3DS post. I think the 3DS is unproven, but with a lot of potential. Maybe a bit like Ziggler?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I guess you're an Xbox and I'm more Atari.

I really hate yo ass right now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is that guy on the left supposed to be Harry Ellis from Die Hard?

http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/harry-ellis-Hart-Bochner-die-hard.jpg



Hans, booby. I'm your white knight.

[Cool King]

Chris Jericho is the SNES, because he is the best.

[Lock Jaw]

Who is the Virtual Boy?

http://nintendookie.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/virtual-boy.jpg

[Cool King]

Who is the Virtual Boy?

http://nintendookie.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/virtual-boy.jpg

Hornswoggle.

Small, and painfull on the eyes.

[loopydate]

Who is the Virtual Boy?

http://nintendookie.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/virtual-boy.jpg

Hade Vansen. Lots of publicity, stylish presentation, dead on arrival.

[Damn]

Virtual Boy was the only failed nintendo console

[Destor]

Virtual Boy was the only failed nintendo consolein that case lex luger

[#1-norm-fan]

The Great Khali is an Action Max...

[Ruien]

I figured you would have replaced Neo Geo with Saturn (The system).

[Wehttam]

paul heyman is game genie

[Double D]

To expand on the idea of Ric Flair being the NES, you also have to blow him to get him to work ;)

[DAMN!]

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[Damn]

I was watching TNA and I think they really have something special with this Crimson guy. He is massive. He seems to have this aura of a Goldberg or a Lesnar and I think he is one guy you can build a company around. Do you think TNA can benefit from giving him a gigantic push? Have Crimson dominate some legends like Sting and Kurt Angle and move on to Bobby Rude and AJ Styles.

[Volare]

http://i.imgur.com/IXUDg.gif

[DLVH84]

Wait a minute. I thought he had one with his undefeated streak.

[Brigstocke]

I doubt he could get over with grappling hooks for hands to be fair, he has the physique but his tattoo's look god awful and he has absolutely no personality at all.

Anyone failing to get over with the amount of TV time they spent on him shouldn't be given another shot.

He hasn't been on TV recently granted, and he hasn't been put in the BFG series which leads me to believe that he may either a) be a part of this Aces & Eights thing or b) about to feud with Austin Aries once Bobby Rude has put him over sufficiently as all the other upper midcard guys are tied up in the BFG series, and they need to find a World Title contender from somewhere.

[Rollermacka]

I think Crimson is good, but not ready for any kinda push. He's got a good look, supposedly Matt Morgan is leaving (if not already gone) TNA so they need a big man to fill his place and he's better than Rob Terry. I think give him another yearish, with acouple of feuds with vets who can teach him, maybe a decient TV title run and go from there

[steveweiser]

Undefeated for over a year is a pretty big push i'd say

[whiteyford]

Ugghh...

[AJHayes]

Too bad they dropped the ball on the real Krimson.

[K.Smoke]

I think he cuts excellent promos.

[Damn]

WWE is popular in the UK, theres a lot of british wrestlers as well as in South America and Canada South (Mexico). But we only have had 1 real Russian wrestler, Kozlov and I dont think WWE ever went to Russia. So why dont the Russians like double double e?

It seems weird.

With there culture, it seems like they would like it.

[Volare]

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[Damn]

like theyre real here

[Volare]

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[Kane Knight]

Things haven't been the same since Zangief lost to Guile.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Zangief is undefeated you monster!

[CSL]

well TPWW managed to go 87 minutes before responding to this Damn thread, probably a new record

[Volare]

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I probably posted the funniest gifs in all of em, just to lighten them up a bit.

[Damn]

i think so...if stephanie married a diva i think that diva wouldve been a world champ by now or do u think it wouldnt have happened?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Good thinking, Damn, I think you may be right.

[Savio]

We'd have a lot more bra and panties matches

[Damn]

imagine if stephanie married chyna...chyna would be the #1 star now

[Juan]

Ugh

[KaosDarksol]

No but that woman would probably have reigned supreme as the current and longest reigning women's champion. The divas title would also never have existed

[Dark One]

This thread:

http://mlkshk.com/r/79TQ

[Saving Grace]

if beth phoenix turned lesbian, they could have a civil service marriage, her and stephanie and then stephanie would make here divas champion again and christen a new marketing nickname for her: "The Vibrazon" Beth Phoenix. And for shits and giggles they might let CM Punk watch but not touch.

[DLVH84]

i think so...if stephanie married a diva i think that diva wouldve been a world champ by now or do u think it wouldnt have happened?

That would be interesting, both for publicity and for breaking down the barriers.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Ugh

Where's St. Jimmy?

[Damn]

okay so wwe is pushing damien sandown on us. i admit his promos and character are a breath of fresh air but at the same time he is mad boring sand i dont see that character having any stayin power its too much of a gimmick. so how can it be fixed?my idea is that sandow reveals a darker side. hvw him meet kailyn or laykla backstage and kidnap her like heidenreichb did to cole. then the diva can say anadown is a rapier and sandown can say no way i was education her.this way sandlw becomes this evil intelligent yet disgusting character who divas become affraid of because they dont want him to attack themm,

[KyleEmmott]

He's the most interesting guy in WWE. And I'm almost positive your the only person who thinks he needs to change

[Heisenberg]

He's pretty damn interesting to me, just watch him develop. All will be well.

[Cool King]

okay so wwe is pushing damien sandown on us. i admit his promos and character are a breath of fresh air but at the same time he is mad boring sand i dont see that character having any stayin power its too much of a gimmick. so how can it be fixed?my idea is that sandow reveals a darker side. hvw him meet kailyn or laykla backstage and kidnap her like heidenreichb did to cole. then the diva can say anadown is a rapier and sandown can say no way i was education her.this way sandlw becomes this evil intelligent yet disgusting character who divas become affraid of because they dont want him to attack themm,

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[Joesgonnakillyou]

Snap and become a badass submis....

Oh I give up

[Rammsteinmad]

He needs to lose a match, in my opinion. I love Sandow as much as anyone on the internet, but I'm not buying him as this undefeated guy anymore. And having him lose by countout or whatever doesn't count. Have him lose a match and enter a program with someone, since unless I'm missing something, he's still pretty directionless at the moment.

[Perry Saturn]

He's the most interesting guy in WWE. And I'm almost positive you're the only person who thinks he needs to change

I agree with this 100%

[Cool King]

He needs to lose a match, in my opinion. I love Sandow as much as anyone on the internet, but I'm not buying him as this undefeated guy anymore. And having him lose by countout or whatever doesn't count. Have him lose a match and enter a program with someone, since unless I'm missing something, he's still pretty directionless at the moment.

He lost a match on Raw about two weeks ago, though it was a tag match and he wasn't the one who got pinned.

Actually, I think since that match, he's been running away and losing via countout, so I think his first loss via pinfall/submission is coming soon. I think they're working towards it by having Sandow always run away, but eventually his opponent becomes wise to him and manages to get him back into the ring, be in by a friend of Sandow's opponent coming out on to the stage and stopping Sandow from running or whatever.

But the running away thing will probably cost Sandow his first loss as he'll get thrown back into the ring, eat a finisher and be pinned/tap out.

[#1-norm-fan]

He needs to lose a match, in my opinion. I love Sandow as much as anyone on the internet, but I'm not buying him as this undefeated guy anymore. And having him lose by countout or whatever doesn't count. Have him lose a match and enter a program with someone, since unless I'm missing something, he's still pretty directionless at the moment.

Yeah, not every character needs to start with an undefeated streak to get over.

I remember early on I thought it would have been a good idea to have Sandow lose to Ezekiel Jackson after Sandow cut a promo pissing him off and 'zeke attacked him while he was putting his robe away. Have a little brains vs. brawn feud for a few weeks before Sandow eventually goes over by somehow just outsmarting 'zeke.

Sandow is awesome. His character isn't going anywhere right now though. The Brodus Clay feud was pretty paint-by-numbers and I don't think it did anything for either guy's character in the long run. There's no concept of a long-term build. Guys don't get over from one or two major storylines. They get over by constant exposure and consistent character booking over a long period of time.

[Shisen Kopf]

He has a beard.

[KIRA]

He does show a darker side btw or at least a more vicious side beyond he quasi intellectual rants if youve ever watched him wrestle.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wish the titles mattered worth a shit anymore. He would have made an awesome Intercontinental Champion back in the day.

[Gertner]

He needs to come out puffing on a pipe

[#1-norm-fan]

He needs to come out puffing on a pipe

What are your thoughts on the addition of a monocle?

[#1-norm-fan]

Possibly a gold pocket watch that he can keep in his robe and run outside and check the time on during his matches?

[#1-norm-fan]

And his own interview segment entitled "Sandow's Segment of Serenity" where he brings down all the brutality for a moment by sitting on a set with furniture and carpet on very soft, subtle colors while Mozart plays low as he interviews the flavor of the week in the WWE?

[Dark One]

?my idea is that sandow reveals a darker side. hvw him meet kailyn or laykla backstage and kidnap her like heidenreichb did to cole. then the diva can say anadown is a rapier and sandown can say no way i was education her.

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You're welcome.

[Lock Jaw]

You, good sir, have displayed some rapier wit.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Nicky Fives]

I could totally see some "Masterpiece Theatre" type vignettes in front of a fireplace with a monocle and pipe...... it would be very entertaining.....

[Emperor Smeat]

He's been amazing so far on Smackdown and as a character.

He's somewhat unique in the sense that he's not the typical snobbish heel who just trashes the audience for cheap heat and instead just wants better wrestling to be available to the unwashed masses.

Considering how many wrestlers either are bad in the ring or with promos, he benefits by being good with both right out of the gate with his WWE career. Him getting involved with DX did more to get him over than an artificial streak the WWE likes to give to almost every new wrestler.

[DLVH84]

I'd say give him some time. I believe he'll be the next big heel.

[Taker it Easy]

Umm, how about how can Damien Sandown make Damien Sandown interesting?

Austin made Austin intersting, not the WWE. Shawn make Shawn interesting, not the WWE.

[Heyman]

Heyman's cool list.
-Damien Sandow
-Jinder Mahal
-The Miz (if they turn him face)
-CM Punk
-Daniel Bryan
-R-Truth (he needs more backstage promo's)
-Santino Marella (good for young demographic)
-John Cena (good for young demographic)

[Rammsteinmad]

He does show a darker side btw or at least a more vicious side beyond he quasi intellectual rants if youve ever watched him wrestle.

Well yeah, but that's still not enough for me to buy him being "undefeated". If he was a huge meathead like Ryback or Big E Langston I'd understand, but there's nothing distinctly "big" about him. Look at Cesaro's loss to Christian a while back. Certainly didn't hurt him at all, and probably got him over in the WWE's eyes even more.

Sandow losing to Ryder could have been good. Could try and revive a bit of the Ryder Revolution, whilst giving Sandow a decent program. It'd be a generic paint-by-numbers "I can't believe I lost to this underling" type fued, but I think these two could easily make it work.

[owenbrown]

I really am starting to miss Juan as wrestling forum moderator

[Dark One]

Fun fact, google searching "Damien Sandow's Rapier Wit" has this thread as the number one search result and the photoshopped Rapier-head Sandow as the #1 image result.

So, again, I say "You're welcome" Damn. Also, I'm sorry to everyone else that ends up in here in the future.

[Epic]

lol wow

why did u put my posts in this thread?

:roll:

[Damn]

Damn is no longer the user of this account. So there.

[Damn]

damn messed with the wrong guy.... you will not be hearing any more of him. Your welcome.

[Swiss Ultimate]

No...YOUR welcome.

I hope Damn is okay.

[owenbrown]

I think someone should call the cops I think someone may have done something to Damn

[Swiss Ultimate]

Damn never gave me his contact info like I asked. All I know is that he's a skinny white unemployed kid in New York. :(

[owenbrown]

Ban request: Damn

[Swiss Ultimate]

Dude, I'm just kidding. I'm Damn.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

good to know

i can merge all your threads in here too

[owenbrown]

Dude, I'm just kidding. I'm Damn.

you're fucking kidding me right?

[Swiss Ultimate]

good to know

i can merge all your threads in here too

That would be pretty efficient.

you're fucking kidding me right?

50/50

[PrettyCool]

....damn!

most fun i had watching wrestling in a while. i think wwe is boring and every match is the same now. i loved the bobby roode vs james storm match, it was incredible!

i know everyone hates tna but i dunno i havent had this much fun with a wrestling show in ages.

[PrettyCool]

cant stand hogan though i wish he would retire

[PrettyCool]

marcus cor henry should get a psuh as a giant chocolate bar with his only weakness being that he can melt under the sun

[PrettyCool]

hunico is getting a new gimmick as a ceiminal

[PrettyCool]

they need to do way instain mother call up some fcw guys and put them in dresses and pretend thyre women

[Gertner]

lol

[PrettyCool]

Uk should get a ppv called british brawl where every match is a hardcore match

[PrettyCool]

No mentions of layla? WTF

[PrettyCool]

I did not like edsie fuerrero. Eddie was a good wrestler. But i thoughy his character was maaad boring. Rip but to be honedt i think he id one of the modt overrated wrestlers ever.. sorry

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol

[PrettyCool]

Imo sheamus sucks and is mad boring all he does is punch his chest

[PrettyCool]

Whatever happened to tajire that japanese guy who used to spit mist in his opponents faces? He was mad over and then dissapeared? Was it dru gs, injuries or what???

I miss him a lot

[TheMaskedHavoc]

Whatever happened to tajire that japanese guy who used to spit mist in his opponents faces? He was mad over and then dissapeared? Was it dru gs, injuries or what???

I miss him a lot

He was gay, and got fired by WWE. for having a relationship
with non other than John Cena.

[Shisen Kopf]

He went back in time and painted his face and called himself the Great Muta.

[DLVH84]

He's still active. He's running WNC (Wrestling New Classic) in Japan.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I saw his last official contracted WWE match in Boston in 2005.

[Lock Jaw]

I saw his last official contracted WWE match in Boston in 2005.

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[Lock Jaw]

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