PrettyCool's Very Own Wrestling Thread!

[Pintint]

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[PrettyCool]

The current ones just dont cut it. Even since maryse left wwe has been missing the sexy diva type.

Aj may be a good character but she ugly. Natalya looks like a man, eve has a fat face etc
Kaitlyn is too msnly ettc...
Wwe needs to bring sexy back

[PrettyCool]

I bet youll say eww etc but i bet all of u would be extremely excited if raw opened with tgat

[Savio]

EWW spelled backwards is WWE

[Theo Dious]

Excited? No. Car-wreck curious? Yeah.

[Dukelorange]

I'm pretty sure you're on your own with that opinion...

[Dukelorange]

So... Tedious read any good books recently...

[Dark One]

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[Droford]

Bring back the raw diva search..

Or not

[el bobbo]

There's plenty of stuff to jack off to if you just do a little Googlin' !

[Bad News Gertner]

I sorta agree with Prettycool and was thinking the same thing. There's really not a Diva where I'm like "wow, she's pretty enough to get the opportunity to sleep with me"

[Volare]

WHERES MY GODDAMMED 3MB!!1!1121354@!%2154@!#@!%

[Kane Knight]

Iop is so hard up for a woman he's actually interested in seeing X-Pac naked.

[Kane Knight]

The guy who would watch Chyna having sex is picky about women?

[Nicky Fives]

they need sluttier Divas, not sexier ones.....

[Shisen Kopf]

I sorta agree with Prettycool and was thinking the same thing. There's really not a Diva where I'm like "wow, she's pretty enough to get the opportunity to sleep with me"

That's such a bisexual thing to say!

[Kalyx triaD]

I feel terrible about wanting to rail AJ so bad.

[Tom Guycott]

I bet youll say eww etc but i bet all of u would be extremely excited if raw opened with tgat

If by "Chyna" you mean "Layla El", and by "X-Pac" you mean "AJ Lee", then yes. I would be glued.

[Curd]

Only if there's a Bobby Jaggers run-in!

[Lock Jaw]

I'd be interested on how it made it onto TV, and why it isn't being cut-off.

[Shisen Kopf]

Only if there's a Bobby Jaggers run-in!

I've probably got Bobby Jaggers over more here since his death than he ever was alive! Wooooo! I should be a booker. I will go study the art of booking at Parson's internship program.

[Shisen Kopf]

Also, I don't think Chyna and Pac "boinking" is tv-pg. This isn't The Europe where they have that on their kids tv shows. It would be TV-14.

[PrettyCool]

What sports do u think r most boring?

Imo

1. Golf
2. Tennise
3. Chess

[Shisen Kopf]

Chess isn't a sport. It's a bored game. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah see what I did there? That's...pretty cool!

[PrettyCool]

But on one condition, u must first spend a night having sex with antonio cesaro?

I wouldnt, no woman is worth that not even trishe

[Skippord]

who's on top?

[Shisen Kopf]

Queering doesn't....you know the rest

[Kane Knight]

He doesn't look that bad. I bet he's a cuddler, too.

[Tom Guycott]

Queering doesn't....you know the rest

It might not make the world work, but it would make a night with Trish Stratus happen.

And if she's suggesting this stipulation, the most likely scenario is that she's joining in.

Something to think about.

[DLVH84]

Forget it. There's no way in hell I'd have sex with a guy, in order to have sex with Trish. I flat out refuse.

[Shisen Kopf]

Could be worse DLVH, he coulda said the remains of Bobby Jaggers, and I don't think you could say no to that!

[whiteyford]

RIP Vicky Venom

[Shisen Kopf]

Vicky Venom is probably one of the greatest ho-bags in the history of rasslin. What do you think DLVH?

[PrettyCool]

If u know what i mean lol

[Savio]

Hey my neg rep just took you to 3 red dots :)

[PrettyCool]

Hey my neg rep just took you to 3 red dots :)

Suck on these three dots, my cock and balls u piece of trash. So sad yr life is focused on some gay reputation tiny internet dick measuring contest u fu king GNAT

[JimmyMess]

this was a dumb thread

[Kane Knight]

Suck on these three dots, my cock and balls u piece of trash. So sad yr life is focused on some gay reputation tiny internet dick measuring contest u fu king GNAT

Your cock is a dot? No wonder women don't want to fuck you.

[Savio]

Yeah that's really tiny, I feel bad now.

[loopydate]

My uncle died of crotch dot.

[PrettyCool]

I miss him a lot. He was a fun and unique character

[OverTaker]

ya i agree he was fun and unique

[Shisen Kopf]

I miss Bobby Jaggers.

[Shisen Kopf]

And Vicky Venom.

[#1-norm-fan]

WWE is in desperate need of a fat dastardly heel cowboy. It's a gimmick that always need to be represented in wrestling.

[Shisen Kopf]

They should turn Big Show cowboy.

[#1-norm-fan]

Big Show is in the thick of a very good push as is.

... They should turn The Great Khali into a cowboy.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Cowboy Khali"

[owenbrown]

I miss Bobby Jaggers.

And Vicky Venom.

and your bike?

[Shisen Kopf]

My bike can be replaced. True legends like Bobby Jaggers and Vicky Venom cannot.

[Shisen Kopf]

From now on we should refer to a heel turn as "turning cowboy". It's got a nice ring to it. Like when Hogan joined the nWo, he "turned cowboy"!

[Lock Jaw]

I, for one, enjoyed Trevor Murdoch. He didn't look like everyone else, and he was decent enough in the ring and on the mic. He could also sing.

[Perry Saturn]

Go Team Sheikie

[The Condor]

Punk had a great Cowboy turn when he attacked the Rock over the summer.

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah CM Punk is a great cowboy

[Lock Jaw]

Cowboy Man Punk

[Droford]

Miss lance cade more

[Wishbone]

Now that you mention it I do kinda miss him :(

Also wrestling needs more cowboys period. WWE should steal James Storm from TNA damnit!

[Tom Guycott]

I, for one, enjoyed Trevor Murdoch. He didn't look like everyone else, and he was decent enough in the ring and on the mic. He could also sing.

I'm not a big fan of country, but I have to admit, he did have pipes on him. And you wouldn't think it, because he just looked like your "average" bar room brawler type who could have made it semi-big in the late 70's/early 80's on his image alone.

With all that said, I didn't even remember this guy until he was brought up in this thread just now. So, my answer is "not at all".

[Bad News Gertner]

Cade and Murdoch were one of the most under-rated tag team if recent memory. They worked so well together and had great matches with Londrick and the Hardyz. That being said, they were boring as singles competitors.

[#1-norm-fan]

Deuce 'n' Domino > Cade and Murdoch

[Ultra Mantis]

They could always say he's been in Japan like Albert and bring him back as Trevor Wang Yang to feud with the Prime Time Players. His catchphrase would be "Take some Wang, boy!", obviously.

[Nicky Fives]

On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd go with a 3.....

[Bad News Gertner]

Deuce 'n' Domino > Cade and Murdoch

Now that's just nonsense.

[Curd]

Hello, DLVH84! (He's lurking as I type this.)

Anyway, I miss TM more than I miss Chyna but less than I miss XPac.

[Curd]

Now that you mention it I do kinda miss him :(

Also wrestling needs more cowboys period. WWE should steal James Storm from TNA damnit!

I heard from the Dairy that WWE just might front Chuck Palumbo a bonus to return with a "rhinestone cowboy"-type gimmick.

[PrettyCool]

I thought t rex was one of the better wwe development guys but they messed him up by teaming him up with that crapman curt hawkings

[whiteyford]

They could always say he's been in Japan like Albert and bring him back as Trevor Wang Yang to feud with the Prime Time Players. His catchphrase would be "Take some Wang, boy!", obviously.

So less turning cowboy and more turning Japanese?

*Insert 80s music video supposedly about the vinegar strokes here*

[Shisen Kopf]

No. I do not miss him.

[Krimzon7]

Tyler WHO?

[Shadrick]

you guys are slowly ruining the forum. its a gradual turn.

[whiteyford]

I miss the burning hammer.

[Ultra Mantis]

Give him that as a titanton, name his finisher The Vinegar Strokes and we've got ourselves the total repackage.

[whiteyford]

Vince Russo eat your heart out.

[Kane Knight]

Big Show is in the thick of a very good push as is.

... They should turn The Great Khali into a cowboy.

I love dubble Dubble E...Yawl.

[WinterDecay]

I think if the WWE called the team "T-Rex and the Crapman" and had them have be morning radio DJs, they would have had gold.

[MoFo]

Trevor Murdoch stealing the Canadian Destroyer as his finisher was brilliant, because he was such a fat fuck he couldnt do it right and it ended up being a sunset flip :lol:

[Pintint]

I wish his gimmick was that he was an actual dinosaur, might've been entertaining then.

[Optimus Bone 69]

a wee bit

[DLVH84]

I miss the burning hammer.

Same here. It's a lot more effective than the Attitude Adjustment.

[Droford]

I wish his gimmick was that he was an actual dinosaur, might've been entertaining then.

Should have teamed him with brodus clay

[dingdongyo]

i miss rico.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

Totally forgot Lance Cade had died. :'(

Was going to say after someone mentioned him above that I would not mind seeing both come back as a tag team. :'(

[Pintint]

i miss rico.

I second that, Rico was incredible. Apparently he's a cop now :/

[PrettyCool]

Do u think we will ever see snother third gritty wrestling alternative to wwe? We got a new wcw which is tna but will a new ecw step up? Or is there too little interest in wrestling today?

[owenbrown]

rather see another parsons

[Shisen Kopf]

What if someone is blind prettycool, they'll never see anything. Insensitive prick!

[PrettyCool]

What if someone is blind prettycool, they'll never see anything. Insensitive prick!



Yr fat whale of a mom is an insensitive prick

[owenbrown]

not prettycool at all

[PrettyCool]

not prettycool at all



Im done being a nice guy u punk ass wanna bees

[DLVH84]

I think CZW would be the next ECW, as like ECW, they promote hardcore wrestling.

[Xero]

I think CZW would be the next ECW, as like ECW, they promote hardcore wrestling.

lol at you of all people making this claim.

[Shisen Kopf]

I think CZW would be the next ECW, as like ECW, they promote hardcore wrestling.

Typo, you meant OCW

[Robodiv]

Yup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqvLJ2X5Xrc

Theres a vice documentary out about it, and they've started filming TV tapings for terrestrial TV in the UK.

[Wishbone]

TNA isn't like WCW at all. Honestly if anything they are today's ECW. They're low budget, they have good matches with mediocre storylines, they have a great cruiser division, and they're "grittier" than WWE. Not to mention their die hard fans who claim everything they do is perfection and WWE is shit.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

ECW
mediocre storylines

What? ECW had the best storylines by far.

[whiteyford]

I think CZW would be the next ECW, as like ECW, they promote hardcore wrestling.

If anything it'd be ROH, a niche product the bigger companies raid for talent that'll be bust soon.

[mike adamle]

I think CZW would be the next ECW, as like ECW, they promote hardcore wrestling.

It'd be ROH

[mike adamle]

But now ROH is the next Smokey Mountain Wrestling

[PrettyCool]

Wiuld be a great name for a wwe hall of famer and world champion!

[PrettyCool]

Wtf i like this thread

2. Big dick johnson

[PrettyCool]

I hear u bro, i loved ecw too, bobby lashley was my favorite ecw champion!

[PrettyCool]

Backyard wrestling looks fun i wish i had friends so i could backyard wrestle with

[PrettyCool]

Whatever happened to him? He was funny and the goth evil gimmick was cool. I heard hes like Undertakers best friend/homeboy so where is he???

[whiteyford]

Wikipedia.org

[mike adamle]

org*

[whiteyford]

You've made a very powerful enemy this day Mr. Adamle.

[Ultra Mantis]

Did he ever rise above the midcard? Such a low glass ceiling on Wikipedia.org

[whiteyford]

My post clearly says .org, nothing to see here.

[Shisen Kopf]

http://wrestlepedia.wikispaces.com/Mideon

although i woulda called the site rasslepedia

[Wardy]

Mideon was shit. He won a title by finding it in a bag for fucksake.

[The Mackem]

Didn't he start streaking...the naked kind as opposed to the Goldberg kind.

[MoFo]

No Mercy 2000 when he climed the turnbuckle and his bollocks fell out jksshsjsfsgssgxkek

[Bad News Gertner]

Mideon and Viscera were a great tag team

[Shisen Kopf]

Something about Viscera I just didnt like. Not sure exactly what though.

[OverTaker]

the eyes

[owenbrown]

http://i53.tinypic.com/14tvudl.jpg

[PrettyCool]

I miss matt hardy i wish he came back for ever

[PrettyCool]

They should become rhyme tyme players and come out and recite poetry classics

[PrettyCool]

D Young just has the look of a big time good guy. Just something about his face.


He is too tan otherwise hed be perfect to main event mania

[PrettyCool]

So matt striker is gay?

[PrettyCool]

Edge? More like a real HEDGE m i rite?

[PrettyCool]

I guess wwe didnt find his behavior to be hugh morrus.

[PrettyCool]

This is no laughing matter...:shifty:

I bet the trainees who hated him will get a hugh g rection over this

[PrettyCool]

William Demott
Wild Bill D
Ill Will D'mott
Kim Jong Demott-Un

[Razzamajazz]

Bill Demott

[Immortal Moose]

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