NBA 2012-2013 Thread

[Keith]

14 straight 50+ win seasons for the San Antonio Spurs. They are the definition of consistency.

I hope they win it all this year.

[SammyG]

Fuck Dahntay Jones. Seriously.

[The Condor]

Have hope. Feeling like Ron Burgundy reading a TelePrompTer statement ending with a question mark but.... Fear the Deer?

[Juan]

Kobe diagramming plays for Dwight and Metta World Peace

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFb7_DwCYAEm-w5.jpg

[RP]

Dwight is like " Nigga I cant even hit a Free Throw! "

[Keith]

Reminded me of this for some reason:

http://i.imgur.com/gvNNP36.jpg

[Buzzkill]

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/bc20444e412d6e741284cbfbd778cdb4.gif

[The Condor]

Bucks beat the Magic. Fear the Deer

[Krimzon7]

Heat smash the Raptors after trouncing those Bucks... I guess we....






wait for it....








Smeared the Deer!



Fear the HEATSTROKE!

[Keith]

LOL "Fear Global Warming!"

[The Condor]

Heat smash the Raptors after trouncing those Bucks... I guess we....






wait for it....








Smeared the Deer!



Fear the HEATSTROKE!

I can take solace in the fact that they put up a fight

[Krimzon7]

I can take solace in the fact that they put up a fight

Yes, they did put up a noble effort. It was a fun game.

[Emperor Smeat]

:n: Heat streak still alive.

[McLegend]

The heat are really good.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They gots lucky.

[Krimzon7]

erasing a 17 point deficit, and hitting a game winning shot AND making a critical defensive stop within the final minute on the road....

is not luck


HEAT STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

[Krimzon7]

Somebody please gif that dunk where Lebron killed Jason Terry

[Krimzon7]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ueeiP6GLmfk/UUe6-APFNVI/AAAAAAAAA_g/ufVuzcgYfPQ/s400/lebron+crashes+the+jet.gif

[RoXer]

Lake Show!

[alvarado52]

10 points in the 4th...

[Juan]

Man, what the fuck was that??

[DaveWadding]

That was the LA LA LA LA LA LA


... wait for it...


LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[The Condor]

Bucks beat the Trailblazers 102-95. Fear the Deer

[Krimzon7]

24 games and counting. After being down 27 points to the CAVS, Lebron and the James Gang pour it on and win again. You guys know that nobody is going to BEAT THE HEAT, right???

[alvarado52]

I believe the Bucks will stop it at 33.

[Ermaximus]

Heat play the Pistons Friday and then the Bobcats Sunday. Wouldn't that be a huge embarrassment if they lose to them?

[Juan]

We can hope

[Krimzon7]

You all can hope, you all have hoped. The heat will lose what would have been win 35. Then we will take 8 days off to rest for the playoffs.

[Droford]

24 games and counting. After being down 27 points to the CAVS, Lebron and the James Gang pour it on and win again. You guys know that nobody is going to BEAT THE HEAT, right???

Would laugh if they don't lose another game the regular season and then get swept out of the playoffs in one of the rounds

[Krimzon7]

Yeah, they're going to beat the Bucks to set the record, then take a week off, and sweep the bucks in the first round.

Calling their shots like Babe Ruth

[The Condor]

Krimzon is not properly fearing the deer :nono:

[Krimzon7]

I'm sorry for not fearing the dear, but the haters in this house are not properly preparing for the Heat index to shoot through the playoffs.

It's been speculated that the lockeroom in Miami is literally planning the end of the season out like I described. Maybe without as much gusto as I've added, but that Heat Lockerroom doesn't fear the dear.

[Juan]

Shut up

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So sick of these bandwagon Heat fans. It's just like come on. Pick a team and stick with it.

[alvarado52]

I'm sorry for not fearing the dear, but the haters in this house are not properly preparing for the Heat index to shoot through the playoffs.

It's been speculated that the lockeroom in Miami is literally planning the end of the season out like I described. Maybe without as much gusto as I've added, but that Heat Lockerroom doesn't fear the dear.

I believe the Bucks stopped the Lakers streak at 33.

[screech]

Fear the Deer

[Krimzon7]

So sick of these bandwagon Heat fans. It's just like come on. Pick a team and stick with it.

I have never posted in the NBA thread without showing my love for Lebron James. I have made it abundantly clear that I'm a LBJ and a Miami Heat fan.

I have never posted in the NFL forum without posting my absolute (and sometimes highly questioned) love for the Cincinnati Bengals.

You see no fair weathering here my dude.

[alvarado52]

Pat Riley said the Heats current win streak is more difficult than the Lakers 33 because the current state of the NBA. What a crock of shit.

Back then every team was competitive with talent. Today's NBA you literally have 3 of the top 20 players playing on the same team and all other teams consisting of one upper talent and mediocre players at best.

[Ermaximus]

2 game win streak! BULL RUSH!!!

[Krimzon7]

Pat Riley said the Heats current win streak is more difficult than the Lakers 33 because the current state of the NBA. What a crock of shit.

Back then every team was competitive with talent. Today's NBA you literally have 3 of the top 20 players playing on the same team and all other teams consisting of one upper talent and mediocre players at best.

This is a crock of shit. That 33 game streak was back when half of the best talent in the world was playing in the ABA. There were only 17 teams and Wilt was being guarded by people named Jumpy Polaski. The amount of scrutiny was nowhere near as intense as it is now, there is more pressure than ever heaped on the capable shoulders of Lebron, Wade and Bosh. The worst player in the NBA is lightyears better now than the worst player in the NBA was back then.

You motherfucking Heat haters are going to give the Three Kings their Due

[Krimzon7]

Haha I'm looking at the standings from 71-72. The second place team in the Lakers division was 18 games behind, the last place team was 51 games behind LA.

here's a link to that season's wiki. You can see that there are only 7 teams back then with a winning percentage over 500! Look on some of these rosters and you will be disgusted with the fact that you're trying to downplay the greatness of this Heat Streak.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971%E2%80%9372_NBA_season#Final_standings

[Triple Naitch]

You motherfucking Heat haters are going to give the Three Kings their Due

LeBron, Wade, ????

[Krimzon7]

LeBron, Wade, ????

and Phillipino Jackson.

[Triple Naitch]

Reptar?

[alvarado52]

suck the hair off my sack Krimzon

[McLegend]

I think we need the 1 true Lakers fan on TPWW to give his opinion on the Lakers streak vs The Heat streak.

[Krimzon7]

suck the hair off my sack Krimzon

u mad???

https://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1364263184324.gif

[Krimzon7]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2354341/lebronslays_medium.gif

[Krimzon7]

Haha I'm looking at the standings from 71-72. The second place team in the Lakers division was 18 games behind, the last place team was 51 games behind LA.

here's a link to that season's wiki. You can see that there are only 7 teams back then with a winning percentage over 500! Look on some of these rosters and you will be disgusted with the fact that you're trying to downplay the greatness of this Heat Streak.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971%E2%80%9372_NBA_season#Final_standings

Watching ESPN right now and Colin Cowherd is totally using my information!!! He's steaming my gimmick.

[DaveBrawl]

You motherfucking Heat haters are going to give the Three Kings their Due
I'm all for the Heat to keep winning until/if by some chance they play Denver, but calling Mike Miller a king may be a little much.

[Krimzon7]

I'm all for the Heat to keep winning until/if by some chance they play Denver, but calling Mike Miller a king may be a little much.

Eric Spolestra is Philipinno Jackson. It's a Dan Lebatard/Miami Heat inside joke. We can't call Mike Miller anything but a zombie/living dead three point sniper.

[DaveBrawl]

"The Thriller" Mike Miller.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culturemonster/images/2009/01/26/jackson_thriller.jpg

[Ermaximus]

As long as Krimzon doesn't try and proclaim "Birdman" as a decent human being or king, then I'm all for him proclaiming the rest of the Heat as kings.

[Krimzon7]

The Birdman is a tourtured soul, and a bit of a weirdo. But he's the white Dennis Rodman of the Heat and he will help us win another ring.

[SammyG]

MAYNE SHIT

[Krimzon7]

David Lee Just woke the giant. He popped Dwight Howard in the mouth and he is gonna wait until next week to fight the dude instead of Shaq Fu-ing his ass on the spot.

Soft as a baby's ass right there

[RoXer]

MAYNE SHIT

what?

[DaveWadding]

It's hilarious to me that the Suns are holding out their best player against the Jazz to help the Jazz win the 8th seed and get the Suns LA's lottery pick for next year...

[Juan]

Go Bulls!

[Ermaximus]

So I think I get it now.

No Rose, no Noah, no Hamilton, Bulls win. A win is a win.

BULL RUSH!

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Streak is dead.

Did laugh a bit when Lebron didn't bother with the post-game handshakes considering he has a habit of doing that when things don't go his way.

[Ermaximus]

:y: Streak is dead.

Did laugh a bit when Lebron didn't bother with the post-game handshakes considering he has a habit of doing that when things don't go his way.

He acts like his team isn't going to win the NBA Championship again this year. Fucking sore loser.

Upon 2nd notice, 17 rebounds Boozer? Christ dude, why can't you play like that every night?

[Krimzon7]

The Bulls were in playoff mode tonight. They were playing Playoff Defense. and that means that they were putting lebron on his ass every drive to the hoop.

[Droford]

Just like to remind everyone I picked the bulls out of the east in the finals..

[Ermaximus]

Just like to remind everyone I picked the bulls out of the east in the finals..

Don't know whether to be happy or terrified.

[alvarado52]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW KRIMZON!?

[road doggy dogg]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW KRIMZON!?

You're kidding, right? You do realize the Heat are still the best team in the league, correct.

I don't care for the Heat but it is hilarious to see so many butthurt Lebron haters every day
crossrine

[The Condor]

Bucks lose again ::tear::

[DaveBrawl]

Fear the tear.:shifty:

[The Condor]

Boo..... We suck.

[DaveBrawl]

At least it wasn't the Hornets breaking your 15 game win streak followed by a 1 point loss to the Spurs. Heart breaking. :'(

[The Condor]

Nuggets might make a run, I think the time for tears might be after the playoffs. You guys are damn good.

[DaveBrawl]

Yeah I feel good about this team, I can maybe see a WCF appearance for them but probably not much more.

[alvarado52]

You're kidding, right? You do realize the Heat are still the best team in the league, correct.

I don't care for the Heat but it is hilarious to see so many butthurt Lebron haters every day
crossrine

Yes, I'm kidding.

[Krimzon7]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW KRIMZON!?

I'm relieved that the Heat finally lost...we're like 2013 and 3 or something... Now we can get to work on winning those 16 games when it really counts.

Time for the Lebron roman numeral mouthpiece

[The Condor]

Bucks top the Lake Show!! Fear the Deer, and salutations alvarado. Good game.

[DaveWadding]

FEAR THE DEER!!!!!!!

[DaveWadding]

I might be a bigger Jazz fan than Gertie right now.

[alvarado52]

Ugh.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Don't you fret, my fresh avocado52. We'll win the 16 games that matter.

[SammyG]

lol @ pathetic Suns fans.

[Krimzon7]

Don't you fret, my fresh avocado52. We'll win the 16 games that matter.

This made me chuckle on so many levels.

Freash creamy smooth avacado...

Supreme consoling the fan of a team who won HALF OF IT'S LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS, when he's a Bengal fan and he should be slapping any fan of the lakers/celtics/steelers/niners/any other team who's had multiple trips to the whitehouse during his lifetime when they gripe about one funky assed losing season

and then, :lol: winning the 16 that matter :rofl: You'll know how rigged the lottery is when the lakers snag the #1 pick next year:cool:

[alvarado52]

Stop the hate child!

[McLegend]

Supreme is the best Lakers fan on this site. I respect his loyalty.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lamar Odom might be getting into some serious legal trouble soon after ESPN's OTL did a report involving athletic charities and found out his was one of the worst offenders.

In 2004, Odom founded Cathy's Kids, named after his mother who the NBA forward says died from cancer. But eight years of tax records reveal that Cathy's Kids never gave any grant money to cancer-related causes and that the charity primarily existed to finance two elite youth basketball travel teams. Of the $2.2 million raised by the charity, at least 60 percent -- $1.3 million -- went to those AAU teams.

Odom's excuse when it came to all the spending on non-charitable stuff was to say it was his "own money." The IRS revoked his charity's tax exemption last year but haven't done any criminal investigations yet.

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/9109024/top-athletes-charities-often-measure-charity-experts-say-efficient-effective-use-money

[The Condor]

Bucks win. Fear the Deer

[SammyG]

This is gonna be tough to do.... Utah's schedule is easier than LA's.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2412947/oopsshane.gif

[owenbrown]

lol who was that?

[Bad News Gertner]

This is gonna be tough to do.... Utah's schedule is easier than LA's.

Gonna be oh so sweet when my Jazz take the final spot from that rapist and the bandwagon Laker fans jump ship. That'll leave about 50 fans.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol who was that?

Shane Battier

[DaveWadding]

Fucking Dallas.

[Skippord]

Gallo totally fucked his knee into oblivion, but the Nuggets somehow won that game

[DaveBrawl]

ESPN is saying torn ACL.

Gallo.:'(

[DaveBrawl]

Gallo is officially out for the rest of the season.:'(

[Skippord]

yeah he was not having a great time when that happened

I was like "oh shit his knee is ruined" which wasn't a good thing for me to say

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why can't the Bucks win. Fuck. I want the Celtics to be the 8th seed. We've played way better against the Heat than we have the Knicks. Celtics can't even lose right. :mad:

[The Condor]

Sorry, StD. Was actually taking about that because I thought we could beat the Knicks. Then they raped us. Exercise moderate caution with the Deer :(

[screech]

I'll still fear the deer

[The Condor]

<33 screech

[The Condor]

Bucks beat the Raptors. Fear the Deer

[Skippord]

I just want to point out that the Nuggets scored 132 points without Danilo Gallinari and Ty Lawson

[alvarado52]

I just want the season to be over...

[The Condor]

I just want the season to be over...

lol, I'm so sorry for the Lakers. This is the like the Malone/ Gary Payton SuperLakers team but without even a shot in the playoffs.

[alvarado52]

At least that team made it to the finals...

[The Condor]

Yeah, but expectations-wise it was the same, or so it seemed. The crash from those expectations sucks. As a Yankees fan I saw it in the 2004 ALCS. You die a little inside

[alvarado52]

indeed. Im curious to see what happens during the off-season. My hope is that they fire D'Antoni and hire Brian Shaw...thats really all I want to see happen.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ooooo, one step closer to my Jazz knocking the rapist out of the playoffs. This is soooo good!

[alvarado52]

I just cant believe the Lakers are even associating themselves with bottom feeders like the Jazz. Usually teams like the Jazz are sniffing the Lakers ass as the 7th or 8th seed.

That alone makes this season a horrid failure.

[Bad News Gertner]

Randy Foye>Kobe Bryant

[Krimzon7]

Bucks come to Miami to get a taste of their First round future.....



Venison Burgers anyone?

[Krimzon7]

I just want the season to be over...

The day they announced that Dwight Howard was coming to LA...your season was over.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jay Z backing out as a minority owner of the Nets (0.06% ownership) and is starting to sell his shares. Reason is due to him wanting to expand his recent agency services partnership to include NBA players.

[The Condor]

Bucks come to Miami to get a taste of their First round future.....



Venison Burgers anyone?

Tsk tsk tsk. At least we tried :(

[SammyG]

Never been this nervous for a regular season Laker game.. actually this whole stretch. Win out and they're in.

[Bad News Gertner]

We're coming for you sammyg

[owenbrown]

Never been this nervous for a regular season Laker game.. actually this whole stretch. Win out and they're in.

We're coming for you sammyg

Lakers' last 3: Warriors (tonight), Spurs (Sunday), Rockets (Wednesday) all at home

Jazz last 3: Timberwolves back-to-back (home tonight, away Monday) Grizzlies (Wednesday, away)

Jazz could pull this off... don't they still hold the tiebreaker over the Lakers?

[Bad News Gertner]

Sure do

[DaveWadding]

I've never been a bigger Jazz fan in my life. WOOOOOOOOO

[The Condor]

Pulling for the Jazz just to see the media firestorm overtake LA.

[Droford]

Kobe's done...torn Achilles

[alvarado52]

D'Antoni is a fucking idiot. Why would you not pull Kobe once he clearly injured himself a SECOND time.

Shows what control he has as a coach.

[DaveWadding]

ouch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kobe!

[SammyG]

Fuck you, you fucking douchebag. How can anyone make light of this situation. Kobe Bryant's career may be over. Laker fan or not, this is a sad day for all basketball fans. Seeing his interview with tears in his eyes, he knows how bad this is.

[Juan]

This is such BS! All the training and sacrifice just flew out the window with one step that I've done millions of times! The frustration is unbearable. The anger is rage. Why the hell did this happen ?!? Makes no damn sense. Now I'm supposed to come back from this and be the same player Or better at 35?!? How in the world am I supposed to do that??
I have NO CLUE. Do I have the consistent will to overcome this thing? Maybe I should break out the rocking chair and reminisce on the career that was. Maybe this is how my book ends.

Maybe Father Time has defeated me...Then again maybe not! It's 3:30am, my foot feels like dead weight, my head is spinning from the pain meds and I'm wide awake. Forgive my Venting but what's the purpose of social media if I won't bring it to you Real No Image?? Feels good to vent, let it out. To feel as if THIS is the WORST thing EVER! Because After ALL the venting, a real perspective sets in. There are far greater issues/challenges in the world then a torn achilles. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, find the silver lining and get to work with the same belief, same drive and same conviction as ever.

One day, the beginning of a new career journey will commence. Today is NOT that day.

"If you see me in a fight with a bear, prey for the bear". Ive always loved that quote. Thats "mamba mentality" we don't quit, we don't cower, we don't run. We endure and conquer.

I know it's a long post but I'm Facebook Venting LOL. Maybe now I can actually get some sleep and be excited for surgery tomorrow. First step of a new challenge.

Guess I will be Coach Vino the rest of this season. I have faith in my teammates. They will come thru.
Thank you for all your prayers and support. Much Love Always.
Mamba Out

[Juan]

:'(

[Juan]

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

God that sucks. Lakers fan or not, it was clear that guy was putting an incredible amount of effort into this season. Sucks that he has to go out like that.

I know it's silly to feel bad for a guy with all the glory and wealth and bad trips to Eagle that Kobe has but I actually do feel bad for him.

[Bad News Gertner]

Hahaha oh well, hopefuly Kobe can still rape bitches at will. JAZZSHOW!!!!!

[screech]

I'm not a Kobe fan, but how can you laugh at someone getting hurt? Fucked up.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ha fucking ha! Karma caught up to the rapist.

[Bad News Gertner]

Go Jazz!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The Jizz are going down, son.

[Bad News Gertner]

Wooooo 8th seed!

[DaveWadding]

at least Kobe has this career to fall back on...

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....:rofl:

[alvarado52]

The Lakers still have better talent than the Jazz. Not worried about making the playoffs.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>As expected, Kobe Bryant has fully ruptured Achilles tendon.He will undergo surgery Saturday; Lakers say recovery is 6-9 months</p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/323161495217246208">April 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Bad News Gertner]

LolThe Lakers still have better talent than the Jazz. Not worried about making the playoffs.

Lol noooooo you do not

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Damn the Kobe get hurt now the dog shit Dwight show everyone he have grasshopper dick</p>&mdash; The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/323167520649531392">April 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Bad News Gertner]

Iron Sheik knows.

[owenbrown]

Damn that sucks

[Emperor Smeat]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2469777/zachtakedown2_medium.gif

[Skippord]

LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Condor]

The Buck Truck is getting more and more empty with each of these awful loses the last week. Not like it was burgeoning to begin with, but whatever

[Krimzon7]

Pfft, fuck the Lakers. They may as well Amnesty Kobe's ass and get that 80 million off the books.

[Juan]

You're a clown

[Bad News Gertner]

Hope they have to amputate.

[DaveWadding]

GO SPURS

[Bad News Gertner]

Spurs!!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

Wooo go Jizz!

[SammyG]

Ha fucking ha! Karma caught up to the rapist.
You really are a piece of ignorant shit. Wow.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Knicks-Celtics. Let's do this.</font>

[owenbrown]

lol the thread title

[Bad News Gertner]

You really are a piece of ignorant shit. Wow.

No means no Sammy and there will be no playoffs for you! Wooooo go Jazz!

[Bad News Gertner]

Was that Kobe's rape leg? Would be a shame if he had to stop that oo.

[Krimzon7]

You're a clown

Am I really? a 35 year old Kobe coming off an injury like this....

And he is costing the team 80 million dollars in luxury tax and salary???

You're a fool if you don't seriously take a second and think about getting that tax relief. It ain't a secret that you guys are trying to lure LBJ to Tinsel Town in two years...let the rebuilding begin.

[itsmeJD]

Am I really? a 35 year old Kobe coming off an injury like this....

And he is costing the team 80 million dollars in luxury tax and salary???

You're a fool if you don't seriously take a second and think about getting that tax relief. It ain't a secret that you guys are trying to lure LBJ to Tinsel Town in two years...let the rebuilding begin.

I concur that it needs to be considered depending on his rehab etc. There are some Kobe fans you just can't convince that he's getting fucking old and won't be around forever. I have an old roommate who thinks this way. 80 million is 80 million.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dwight Power!

[itsmeJD]

Gonna come down to the 4th quarter.....

[Juan]

Am I really? a 35 year old Kobe coming off an injury like this....

And he is costing the team 80 million dollars in luxury tax and salary???

You're a fool if you don't seriously take a second and think about getting that tax relief. It ain't a secret that you guys are trying to lure LBJ to Tinsel Town in two years...let the rebuilding begin.

It's not even about MY opinion. You're a clown if you think the Lakers are gonna amnesty Kobe Bryant.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

PAU, right in the kisser!

[Juan]

Also, LAKE SHOW

[Bad News Gertner]

We at Jizz Central are not worried.

[DaveWadding]

I am definitely not worried.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Of course you're not worried, Dave. Your team's been out of contention since November

KA-PAU!

[Bad News Gertner]

Ah we ain't dead

[DaveWadding]

Of course you're not worried, Dave. Your team's been out of contention since November

KA-PAU!

No, but my team's 2nd lottery pick is still in contention.

JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Innovator]

I really hope the Knicks can finally get over the Celtics hurdle.

[McLegend]

Dwight Howard is a joke.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Did u guys hear the one about Utah choking

[Juan]

Choking... Jizz... there's a joke somewhere in there

[Juan]

Help me out, Supreme.

[The Condor]

Bucks beat the Thunder. Fear the Deer.

[Skippord]

The Denver Nuggets are your 3rd seed

unfortunately they've been slowly injuring themselves to death

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fear the faggot cunt nigger deer!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

^not a Gertner post

[Supreme Olajuwon]

My jizz blew it! And I'm a fag!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

^gertner post

[Juan]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/11659_10151411194668963_1228683229_n.jpg

[Bad News Gertner]

Well tonight worked out about as well as I figured. Jizz don't shoot well on the road.

[Bad News Gertner]

Tyrone Corbin should be fired.

[DaveWadding]

That was fucking awful. Fuck Utah. And Cleveland for getting LAs pick.

[alvarado52]

Good to know that even in our darkest times, the Lakers are still better than the Jazz lol

[Bad News Gertner]

Jazz went 30-11 at home and 13-28 on the road. This happens every fucking year.

[alvarado52]

knew that last shot was going in for Houston. Just felt it.

[Skippord]

Chandler Parsons make sure all your kids don't grow

[alvarado52]

Jodie Meeks can dunk?

[Skippord]

boy do I hope one of these teams beats the Spurs

[alvarado52]

feel like the Lakers match up better against the Spurs, and Houston better with OKC.

[Juan]

woooooooooooooo

[Bad News Gertner]

Gonna be a long season for Utah. Should have dealt Jefferson and Millsap at the deadline.

[owenbrown]

Just hope for a decent draft

[Bad News Gertner]

They need two guards. Their pick isn't high enough so they won't get shit unless Alec Burks progresses.

[VSG]

Well that was shit.

[Ruien]

Sooo excited! Going to the Bulls playoff game on Thursday! 159 for my ticket, box level, and the girl I am going with said she would drive. Sooo much of a win today!

[SammyG]

lol Laker haters. Douches.

[Emperor Smeat]

Current owners of the Kings preparing to accept the Seattle group's bid while also telling to Sacramento group to drop their bid regardless if they end up adding more money to it.

The current deal from the Seattle group is around $550 million.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9190217/letter-maloofs-favor-seattle-deal-sacramento-kings

[DaveWadding]

lol Laker haters. Douches.

The Lakers are going to get swept. Enjoy the playoffs!

[SammyG]

Not getting swept. Not expecting to make it outta the first round, but with how many injuries the Lakers have had this year, making the playoffs is enough of an achievement.

[Emperor Smeat]

:nono: horrible 4th quarter by the Celtics. Same amount of turnovers (8) as they had points (8).

[Ermaximus]

Not getting swept. Not expecting to make it outta the first round, but with how many injuries the Lakers have had this year, making the playoffs is enough of an achievement.

Just blame their shitty season on D12. Everyone else is.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fun Knicks game today. It's gonna be a tough series though. Wouldn't be surprised to see a 6 or 7 gamer.</font>

[ClockShot]

Golden State gave the Nuggets a run for their money today.

Got me wondering if they could pull off a surprise upset and bounce them.

[Krimzon7]

Coronation begins tomorrow. THE MIAMI HEAT PLAY TOMORROW. #killthedeer

[Skippord]

Kobe Bryant is literally the worst, but his twitter account is delightful

[Juan]

Kobe is the best heel in sports

[Krimzon7]

Kobe the most injured heel in sports

:lol:

[The Condor]

Coronation begins tomorrow. THE MIAMI HEAT PLAY TOMORROW. #killthedeer

Gotta make it rhyme. Play off #fearthedeer with #smearthedeer

[Krimzon7]

Gotta make it rhyme. Play off #fearthedeer with #smearthedeer

Crazy, I do know how the patter goes...

Heat smash the Raptors after trouncing those Bucks... I guess we....






wait for it....








Smeared the Deer!



Fear the HEATSTROKE!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I wonder how many people on the planet are as good at their specific craft as LeBron James is at basketball. Like there's probably some Bangladeshi woman who is really good at stacking baskets on her head but I can't imagine there's too many more.

Dude is artwork on the court.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cavs join the growing list of teams trying to court Phil Jackson in becoming their new coach or part of management. Mike Brown would be "Plan B" if Jackson rejected the Cavs offer

The Cavs, who fired coach Byron Scott last Thursday, have been in touch with Jackson to gauge his interest in returning to coaching and in their open position. Last week, ESPN reported Jackson is increasingly interested in a return to the NBA next season, preferably in a management capacity, after two years away from the game

Jackson is currently considering potential options, sources said. There's a belief in coaching circles that the Brooklyn Nets and possibly the Sacramento Kings -- if they relocate to Seattle -- will be teams that appeal to Jackson more than the Cavs.

The Nets reached out to Jackson before even firing coach Avery Johnson last fall and are expected to check his interest again following the season. The Seattle-based group attempting to purchase and relocate the Kings, led by investor Chris Hansen, is interested in bringing Jackson on board in an executive role if it wins approval for the deal, sources said.

Jackson is believed to be looking for a similar situation as Pat Riley has with the Miami Heat -- oversee personnel moves and mentor a head coach. To land and keep Riley, the Heat gave him a deal that included an ownership stake in the franchise.

[Triple A]

Serge Ibaka mad good

[owenbrown]

Chris Hansen?

http://www.drfunkenberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chris.jpg

[Krimzon7]

Heat won, looked impressive....dismantled the Bucks.

Do I even need to say it?

I will anyway, ONE DOWN FIFTEEN TO GO!

[McLegend]

I agree with Barkley. This is going to be one of the worst playoff rounds ever.

[The Condor]

I think the Bucks can take 1 game, maybe number 3. Going to be a rough series to watch.

[Krimzon7]

I think the Bucks can take the piss. That's it.

Looking right at you Crazy :mad:

[The Condor]

LeBron is stellar, I respect the man and playing against Monte Ellis only furthers this universal truth

[alvarado52]

Jeanie Buss takes over as Governor for the Lakers (the position held by Jerry Buss before passing).

Dunno how legit the source is, but this is nothing but good news for the Lakers franchise. Maybe proper basketball decisions will be made from here on.

[owenbrown]

cut Phil Jackson a check right now and put him courtside :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

They won't get rid of D'Antoni. You can't just get rid of your coach right after he wins you the NBA Championship.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that's right

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>BREAKING - Mike Brown currently negotiating a contract to become Cavaliers head coach for 2nd time, per ESPN &amp; media reports.</p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/326781129887715328">April 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
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The Cavs offer to Phil Jackson was only for coaching and not for anything management-related. Wold also be the 2nd time they've decided against Phil in favor of Mike Brown (2005 was the other time).

[ClockShot]

Re-u-ni-ted and it feels so goooooood.

[Emperor Smeat]

:nono: Celtics been pathetic in the 2nd half against the Knicks.

Same issues with scoring problems or half-assed defense from the last 2-3 weeks carried over into the playoffs.

[Innovator]

go new york go new york go

[weather vane]

celtics look bad

[Skippord]

Warriors shoot pretty well.

[DaveBrawl]

So this Stephen Curry guy can really play I guess.

[Innovator]

celtics look bad

I think Pierce is due for one of his "I'm going to single handedly beat the Knicks" games.

[The Condor]

The wheelchair is waiting in the wings for Pierce

[Innovator]

It wouldn't surprise me if J.R. Smith has a portrait of himself as a centaur in his house somewhere.

[Innovator]

http://i.minus.com/iM3JbKSoH9im6.gif

[Skippord]

It wouldn't surprise me if J.R. Smith has a portrait of himself as a centaur in his house somewhere.
It would surprise me if he didn't

[RP]

You wouldnt know it because of the lack of coverage this series is getting, but the Pacers are bludgeoning the Atlanta Hawks right now.

[Krimzon7]

You wouldnt know it because of the lack of coverage this series is getting, but the Pacers are bludgeoning the Atlanta Hawks right now.

we wouldn't give a fuck because the HEAT PLAY IN THE EAST.

[The Condor]

Congrats Krimzon. It's over, been over before it started really. Just happy we didn't completely roll over, the one seed did what they were supposed to. Next Year for the Deer

:(

[Krimzon7]

Crazy, I feel the most regret in being brash about the heat when it comes at your expense. You, sir are a classy gentleman and you deserve to see your team shine. I hope your Bucks Front office makes some great moves and puts a better product on the floor than the good product they presented this year.


#thedeerishere
#Imabengalfanfirstsoitotallyrelatebro

[RP]

Miami has nothing for this

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2529333/destROYed_medium.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Oklahoma City Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook will have surgery to repair a torn meniscus in his right knee and will be out indefinitely.

[The Condor]

Crazy, I feel the most regret in being brash about the heat when it comes at your expense. You, sir are a classy gentleman and you deserve to see your team shine. I hope your Bucks Front office makes some great moves and puts a better product on the floor than the good product they presented this year.


#thedeerishere
#Imabengalfanfirstsoitotallyrelatebro

Krimzon is the classiest SOB in the sports forum. Bless your soul, sir

[Krimzon7]

Miami has nothing for this

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2529333/destROYed_medium.gif

RP...I have no such qualms about smearing the truth of the heat's greatness in your face. Get your muthafucking mind right.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/17f939c8c14ca62482b5a3913afcbbca/tumblr_mkco4lBLSI1qfy47co1_400.gif

[DaveBrawl]

No Russell Westbrook?

Here is your chance Denver don't blow it to Golden State please.

[Krimzon7]

No Russell Westbrook?

Here is your chance Denver don't blow it to Golden State please.

That's a major injury. That just opened the West up in a major way...LA Clippers and the Nuggets have to be smelling blood in the water right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Miami has nothing for this

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2529333/destROYed_medium.gif

They'd probably call that a charge if it was in the Miami Heat's arena.

[screech]

Well it was so I'd hope so.

[DaveBrawl]

That's a major injury. That just opened the West up in a major way...LA Clippers and the Nuggets have to be smelling blood in the water right now.

From the looks of it the Nuggets may not get a chance to do much more than smell.:'(

[Crimson]

Nuggs/Warriors game last night was awesome. First playoff game I pay close attention to, crowd was great, game was great. Curry is hell of fun to watch

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>THIS JUST IN: OKC G Russell Westbrook is out for the rest of the season after successful knee surgery Saturday.</p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/328232626227924992">April 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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OKC didn't want to wait or believe he could come back after a few weeks of rest had they made it to the West/NBA Finals