MLB 2013 Thread

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ugh. Fucking Cardinals every year.</font>

[Corndad]

Kinda hope the curtain call in the 2nd inning becomes something leading to a Pirates Comeback but the bats just haven't been able to get going at all last 2 games really.

[weather vane]

Fuck sakes. Cards are a joke.

[screech]

H8 the cardinals

[Corndad]

Pedro is making himself some money this Postseason. I just hope it's the Pirates who sign his checks in the future. C'mon Bucs this ain't over yet.

[weather vane]

Fivkjekdlvfbuvkkkckkkkkkk

[Corndad]

No way he was out at first. No way.

[weather vane]

Cuncel da Bucs

[Corndad]

Well Hell. We can't complain at all about this season. We were just looking for .500 at the start for God sakes.

[Schlomey]

:(

[Corndad]

At least they are going down fighting here.

[The Condor]

I really have come to loathe the Cards. It's inexplicable.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Cardinals are so fucking boring.</font>

[RoXer]

No they aren't. They're a good baseball team just any other baseball team. It's only the logo/unis that turn people off.

[Skippord]

the Cards are super fun to watch actually

such execution!

[DaveBrawl]

I think I am going to adopt the Cardinals as my new team so I can taste occasional postseason success. I've resigned myseld to the fact that Rocktober is never happening again.

[Innovator]

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[weather vane]

Little Papi gonna be sickkkk

[toxic rooster]

verlander throwing a gem :(

[Skippord]

Go Cardinals :'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Somebody edited the wiki of the Athlethics

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland_Athletics

check Owner

[screech]

Gonna be a great ALCS

[road doggy dogg]

If I see one more mouthbreather suggest that Verlander be benched for the playoffs I think I am going to throw my computer out the window
crossrine


wish I could kick aforementioned retards right in the face, even though Verlander pretty much just did that this series

[Adder]

Winning baseball is boring? Is that what people are saying about the Cards?

[DaveBrawl]

The same criticism people have with the San Antonio Spurs. They really have no standout personalities and just play great fundamentals and for some reason people hate them.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>In general it's difficult for me to get excited about teams that have won the WS recently. Dunno, I just like seeing different teams win it for some reason. Last year's final four left me with the Tigers as my only rooting option with the 2009, 2010, and 2011 World Champs in there.

Would love to see the Tigers or Dodgers win one. Boston last won it 6 years ago so that wouldn't be too bad either. But as my playoff predictions would suggest I do think the Cardinals are the best team in baseball. That pitching is just ridiculous, and they're set up to be contenders for years with that staff.

The only thing that would make another Cards WS tolerable would be Beltran finally winning one.</font> :(

[toxic rooster]

are you fucking kidding me, I already missed today's game

tell you what guys, when you realise how convenient it is to watch baseball games at 9am and not miss sleep or any of that other bullshit you will all probably move to australia

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Drew with a chance to be the hero after an over-the-shoulder catch saved 2 runs.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

are you fucking kidding me, I already missed today's game

tell you what guys, when you realise how convenient it is to watch baseball games at 9am and not miss sleep or any of that other bullshit you will all probably move to australia

There's a 9 in the morning?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Christ that was tense.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\

Worst time for the Red Sox's strike out habit to return. Managed to break the team record for most Ks and almost got no hit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FUCK YEAH GRAND SLAM HOME RUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Big Papi

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Damn. Nice day for Boston sports.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Leyland is an idiot. Scherzer was cruising. Pitch counts go out the window in the postseason, or at least they should.</font>

[OssMan]

:D Big Papi
The New Mo!

[screech]

Wooooo!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The New Mo!

Mo Vaughn wishes he was David Ortiz.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THIS IS OUR FUCKING CITY!

[screech]

You show Mo Vaughn the respect he deserves!

[toxic rooster]

There's a 9 in the morning?

yeah, it's when wrestlemania starts

[weather vane]

So unreal.

[toxic rooster]

They better go on with it

[owenbrown]

geez has it really been 10 years since the Bartman incident at Wrigley already?

http://deadspin.com/5530141/excerpt-from-are-we-winning-a-prayer-for-steve-bartman/1444866762/@barryap

[ClockShot]

Just watched World News and they mentioned this.

Yeah, 10 years ago, all of Chicago was deputized to get his guy. Still blows my mind of the events after the fact. Wrigley security smuggled him out and stayed at one of their employees' house until the heat died down. Round the clock police protection at his place.

Should watch "Catching Hell" again.

[OssMan]

Is that World News with Diane Sawyer

[ClockShot]

Yes. Oh, and they were talking about that Boston cop after the Ortiz home run and the dropped the "10 years ago today, Bartman became legend" stat.

[Frank Drebin]

Checking out the Arizona Fall League this week. Should be cool. Hope to see Buxton.

[road doggy dogg]

h8 baseball. even more mad i was trying to NEGATIVE REPUTATION some fgt in this thread celebrating grand slam and gave him a positive rep. going to kill myself

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Umpire Wally Bell has passed away at 48.</font>

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9826711/mlb-umpire-wally-bell-dead-48-apparent-heart-attack

[DaveWadding]

Checking out the Arizona Fall League this week. Should be cool. Hope to see Buxton.

I hope to see aome Cubs prospects that make me not want to kill myself. And Jameson Taillon, but he pulled a groin or something and isn't playing anymore. :'(

[Frank Drebin]

Ahhhh. A cold Bud, and a front row seat on a gorgeous day in Mesa.

[screech]

Sure, rub it in :(

[toxic rooster]

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7:52am

[toxic rooster]

fucking love pitching duels. wanted Lackey to go the distance :(

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Red Sox won. Lackey's been pretty great this post-season so far.

[screech]

This series is taking years off my life.

They'll be the senile years, though.

[road doggy dogg]

can't even really be mad about that game. Lackey went PITCH-FOR-PITCH (ie TOE TO TOE) with Verlander, Tigers stranded a bunch of bros on 3rd base all night and failed to Capitalize. hope Fister FISTS them like a muscley hand in a tight vagina tomorrow though

[road doggy dogg]

Lackey certainly wasn't "lacking" tonight :rofl:

[Frank Drebin]

Crazy living in Chicago, going to Wrigley/the Cell all the time watching big league ball where if a team has a two error game they played sloppy to seeing minor league ball where I just saw one team commit 9 errors in two games......and these are mostly top prospects.

[weather vane]

SOX

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Peavy

[weather vane]

Asshole

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We got a run on Benoit so that's a good sign that we might be good in close situations later on. Time for the Ace to step it up and send us to Boston only having to win one at home.

[Frank Drebin]

So far I really like Addison Russell and Max Muncy - both Oakland prospects. CJ Cron and Taylor Lindsey of ANA both have hit some mammoth shots. Kris Bryant and Jorge Soler have been unimpressive at the plate this week.

[weather vane]

Sox in 3.

[road doggy dogg]

hey the bats finally woke up

[ClockShot]

His Royal Highness Nolan Ryan will be resigning as CEO of the Rangers at the end of the month. He also sold his stake in the team to his co-chairmen.

Kinda weird, gets a group together and buys the team, and a little over a year later, he's gone.

Guess he just wants to step away from it all altogether.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>White Sox land Cuban 1B Jose Abreu. 6 years, $68 million.

I wanted the Mets to throw their name in the hat on him but that contract is an enormous risk.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Sox 1 win away from the World Series.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh yeah! Time to bring it home and end this.

[YOUR Hero]

White Sox land Cuban 1B Jose Abreu. 6 years, $68 million.

I wanted the Mets to throw their name in the hat on him but that contract is an enormous risk.

From what I read this guy is a beast. Thought he'd fetch a higher $$

[Frank Drebin]

Move is so White Sox. They need to do a massive rebuild and they spend a huge chunk of cash on a Cuban hoping they get another Puig. Even if he is, does that team really compete for anything in the next few years?

[Emperor Smeat]

From what I read this guy is a beast. Thought he'd fetch a higher $$

Wasn't much of a real bidding war for him by teams. Of the three teams he had left, Astros only offered in the $50-$60 million range while the Red Sox went even lower at $40 million.

[ClockShot]

So, what does mean for Paul Konerko? I know he's a free agent when this season is over. But's like an institution on the North Side.

Think he leaves?

[Adder]

DH?

maybe this guy doesn't even make the team.


I didn't read too much that said he was a phenom.

[Frank Drebin]

So, what does mean for Paul Konerko? I know he's a free agent when this season is over. But's like an institution on the North Side.

Think he leaves?

At the least this gives them all the leverage they need to have him retire gracefully or accept whatever the team throws at him. I don't really think they want him back, but they want to avoid a PR nightmare. White Sox fans love Paule and would be less than thrilled if they pushed him out the door. Not saying that isn't an option but its not a road they really want to go down.

[owenbrown]

so the Cards are gonna be in the World Series again.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shut the fuck up. Who gives a fuck if the teams in the championship are "boring" this isn't entertainment it's sport.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If the Cardinals win another World Series I'm just going to pretend Beltran is the only person winning. :( Will make it more bearable.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Frank Drebin]

Cards and red sox? No one really wins even if they are the best pound for pound teams. Didn't care much about the Dodgers other than I would like to have seen the new ownership rewarded for sinking lots of cash into the players. Same with the tigers. If they don't win in the next couple of years contracts like Fielder have the potential to crush them for years.

[weather vane]

Red Sox got this!

[Skippord]

Cardinals are mint, bruh

[weather vane]

Hi boyfriend

[Skippord]

Sup baby?

[The Condor]

Think what kills me about the Cards is that they have won just as much, if not more than the Yankees and Red Sux the past 13 years or so, yet are still treated as a Midwestern, "that's cute" type of team. East Coast teams get no such treatment, they would be labeled as some sort of "Empire."

[weather vane]

Thats cause they are gay.

[Damian Rey]

It's because the Cards create a their own success. How many key free agents do they really nab on a yearly basis? They draft and develop ridiculously well, and don't spend boat loads of money on their roster. They are unlike any team that made the post season. Mid market team that does everything right.

Wish the Padres would become the "Cardinals West".

[Emperor Smeat]

Think what kills me about the Cards is that they have won just as much, if not more than the Yankees and Red Sux the past 13 years or so, yet are still treated as a Midwestern, "that's cute" type of team. East Coast teams get no such treatment, they would be labeled as some sort of "Empire."

I'd assume them not really being a big market team nor spending the huge sums of money every year to "buy championships" are a few reasons. Rarely crack the top 10 in payrolls during those years.

They win a lot because they've been really smart with putting together teams and having great luck than being an actual powerhouse in the NL.

[Frank Drebin]

They let their premier player go in free agency a couple of years ago, and wound up getting better. That right there says a lot. It's also their ability to not just develop guys, but bring them up at a time when their skills fit the team needs. For a competitive team, its not only developing all stars, but solid regulars like Kolten Wong or Jon Jay.

[DaveWadding]

And also developing perennial scrubs like Pete Kozma.

[Shisen Kopf]

so the Cards are gonna be in the World Series again.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Fucking hell another Cards vs Sox series. Goddamn Tigers and more specifically Fielder and Alburqerque.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Victorino. Red Sox going to the World Series.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Called that Grand Slam. The old nemesis World Series nemesis approaches. They ain't got shit on us. Sox in 4.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Everybody but the Cards and the Red Sox.

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[ClockShot]

Ugh. Too much red for this World Series.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I will root for Boston because they have Jonny Gomes and Jonny Gomes is a peach.

[Shisen Kopf]

Flying Whale

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

On that play, why didn't Victor Martinez just truck Dustin Pedroia when he stepped into the basepath? That's legal right? Would've broken up the double play and allowed the run to score.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Flying Whale

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/816343482.gif?1382236592

OLE!

[Emperor Smeat]

Jim Leyland resigns as Tigers manager but won't be leaving the team entirely.

Jim Leyland won't return as manager of the Detroit Tigers next season, a decision he made on his own in September, when he met with Dave Dombrowski and told the team's general manager "it was time," Leyland said Monday morning during a news conference.

Leyland, 68, whose Tigers' season ended Saturday night after they lost Game 6 of AL Championship Series to the Boston Red Sox, said he would remain with the team in some capacity.

"I'm not totally retiring today, I just don't want to be in the dugout anymore," an emotional Leyland said.

[ClockShot]

Tiggers ain't gonna be the same without him.

Quite the job that just opened up. Unless the front office already got someone in mind already.

[Innovator]

Fuck. I love Leyland.

[road doggy dogg]

Already rumours of Dusty Baker coming to Detroit :nono:

[ClockShot]

Reds are naming team pitching coach Bryan Price as their new manager.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dodgers fired bench coach Trey Hillman while Mattingly sort of gave an ultimatum of either they extend his current deal or get rid of him as well.

[ClockShot]

The option vested for him. By right he should be back.

I don't know what Magic & Co. is doing besides waiting on the beach with a dump truck full of money for the Cuban defectors who land.

[Evil Vito]

Tim Lincecum re-signs with the Giants. 2 years, $35 million.

Damn. I know he loves the west coast so it was always a stretch but he was on my Mets wish list.

[ClockShot]

So much for my dream of Tim Lincecum, Yankees closer.

Atleast it's cheap and short for the Giants if sorta kinda starts going downhill. Smart move, Sabean

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Moves should be prohibited until the season is officially over at the end of the World Series.

[screech]

Why?

[The Condor]

Wish I could muster enough "give a shit" for the WS, but my love of baseball can't overcome my revulsion of the Red Sux and my insouciance to the Cards.

[Kris P Lettus]

bosoxrules

[OssMan]

Blue world series jackets seem pretty tight,,, i want one for $134.99

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Carlos Beltran leaves game for Cardinals. He is averaging a HR every 10.3 postseason AB (3rd-best in MLB postseason history)</p>&mdash; ESPN Stats &amp; Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/statuses/393185399322841088">October 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Out with bruised ribs caused by the grand slam stealing catch he made.

[Kris P Lettus]

Yeah he snatched one away there

[Kris P Lettus]

Poor Big Papi

[OssMan]

Cardinals RF getting fucked up

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Red Sox win! Any word on Beltran? Heard he had to be hospitalized.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Red Sox take Game 1

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cardinals take game 2. Sox gave it away with those two errors on the same play.

[Emperor Smeat]

:mad: Breslow.

Wasn't expecting much because of the Wacha matchup but Breslow stunk coming in for Lackey.

[screech]

Boo

[ClockShot]

Wacha Wacha Wacha.

Fozzy Bear must have been proud.

[ClockShot]

Nationals hire Matt Williams as manager.

[screech]

Nice. Big fan of Matt Williams.

[DaveWadding]

Love Matty

[Kris P Lettus]

wooooooooooooooooo

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[OssMan]

Beltran 3030

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bullshit call the fielder was out of the base-path

[screech]

<s>One of the worst calls I've ever seen.</s>

Probably not, just mad right now.

Eff.

[RoXer]

No it wasn't

[Frank Drebin]

Took balls to call that but it was probably the right call

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That's on Salty. Never should have come to that. Absolutely pointless throw to third. Wasn't going to get him anyway.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow. 2nd game in a row the Red Sox lose because of a screw up from home.

Salty should have just kept that ball instead of being like Breslow last time.

[screech]

I get that intent doesn't matter with obstruction, but was Middlebrooks supposed to not go for the ball and let it sail by him?

[RoXer]

The problem was when he kicked him with his feet from his belly

[screech]

Will probably read my posts tomorrow and realize I was just being mad and not thinking clearly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Maybe, but he was still out of the base-path he was on the grass. If Middlebrooks wasn't there he would have reached the fucking pitcher mound.

[RoXer]

Oh yeah?


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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He also never touched home.

[RoXer]

He didn't have to

[RP]

<font color=goldenrod>That's on Salty. Never should have come to that. Absolutely pointless throw to third. Wasn't going to get him anyway.</font>

If he makes a good throw that Middlebrooks don't have to reach towards 2nd to grab, he gets him.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is what the Sox should have done last night: kept Felix Dubront in the game. He was dominating them.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He just tried to tag him without the ball obstruction!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We'll see you in Boston fuckers.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>As much as I don't care for either of these teams, these last three World Series games have been great.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Gomes, Red Sox win.

[Frank Drebin]

Ha! Last time I saw a game end on a pickoff was when I was telling my friends I had never seen a game end on a pickoff and then Chad Curtis (I think it was him) promptly got picked off to end a Cubs/Yankees game at Wrigley.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That was the Wong move.</font>

[Frank Drebin]

the last two games have ended with an obstruction call and a pickoff. Whats next? Walkoff after a replay reversal? Fan interference?

[OssMan]

WS used to go into November... what happened

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's usually over by October. In 2007 everybody at school was a celebrating red sox player with goggles for Halloween.

[DaveWadding]

the last two games have ended with an obstruction call and a pickoff. Whats next? Walkoff after a replay reversal? Fan interference?

Catcher's interference. We talked about this.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If it's Salty then it's going to be the Rube Baker syndrome for him again. He has had this problem in the past. He will throw a routine throw to the pitcher into the outfield for a loss.

Catcher's interference is a good bet. Maybe a balk.

[screech]

Love how the Fox camera guy missed the pickoff.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Was great how that all happened after McCarver went on and on about how holding the runner on 1st was pointless.</font>

[YOUR Hero]

glad he's retiring

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sox take two run lead going into the 7th inning stretch! Yeah baby!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That bat boy should sell that paper airplane on ebay.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sox dominate the Cards and take the series lead 3-2 going to Boston for two.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Lester was great tonight.

[weather vane]

One more W. Want it so bad... FENWAY

[screech]

Unreal how Ortiz is hitting right now. Love it.

[YOUR Hero]

not kidding.
I don't know why the Cards haven't plunked Ortiz at least once. He's way too comfortable at the plate if you're a St.Louis fan

[Innovator]

not kidding.
I don't know why the Cards haven't plunked Ortiz at least once. He's way too comfortable at the plate if you're a St.Louis fan
I say this everytime the Yanks and Red Sox play. Red Sox plunk a lot of them, especially Jeter, and they never retaliate. Yankees refuse to pitch inside to Ortiz, just throw a couple close to him to back him up.

[Emperor Smeat]

not kidding.
I don't know why the Cards haven't plunked Ortiz at least once. He's way too comfortable at the plate if you're a St.Louis fan

Either St Louis doesn't want to start a beaning war or somehow think Ortiz is less of a threat because the rest of the team strikes out way too much this offseason.

Detroit did the same in the ALCS and managed to neutralize him except for one game.

[The Condor]

We'll see you in Boston fuckers.

[weather vane]

ONE MORE WIN BOYS! LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps - Papi is a fucking BEAST at the plate

pps - Laser Show does something spectacular to win the Series for us. Calling it.

[screech]

Wooooo!

[Emperor Smeat]

Gold Glove winners were announced today with the Royals and Os taking the most awards at 3 each.


NL Gold Glove Winners

<table height="200" width="224"><tbody><tr class="last"> <td>P</td> <td>Adam Wainwright</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>C</td> <td>Yadier Molina</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>1B</td> <td>Paul Goldschmidt</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>2B</td> <td>Brandon Phillips</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>SS</td> <td>Andrelton Simmons</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>3B</td> <td>Nolan Arenado</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>LF</td> <td>Carlos Gonzalez</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>CF</td> <td>Carlos Gomez</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>RF</td> <td>Gerardo Parra</td></tr></tbody></table>

AL Gold Glove Winners

<table><tbody><tr class="last"> <td>P</td> <td>R.A. Dickey</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>C</td> <td>Salvador Perez</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>1B</td> <td>Eric Hosmer</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>2B</td> <td>Dustin Pedroia</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>SS</td> <td>J.J. Hardy</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>3B</td> <td>Manny Machado</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>LF</td> <td>Alex Gordon</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>CF</td> <td>Adam Jones</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr class="last"> <td>RF</td> <td>Shane Victorino</td> <td>
</td></tr></tbody></table>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The AL East and the Royals take em all.

[weather vane]

Muddy Chicken with #3.

[YOUR Hero]

I will never forget Pedro starting a game VS the Yankees and plunking the first two batters. I loved it

[screech]

Ross behind the plate, Victorino in RF, Napoli at 1B since Ortiz can DH. Feeling good :)

[Frank Drebin]

I don't care what Crazy Edgar says, Heidi Watney is hot.

More like Heidi HOTney....am I right??

[Frank Drebin]

Everyone sucking the Red Sox dick right now.

[DaveWadding]

I don't care what Crazy Edgar says, Heidi Watney is hot.

More like Heidi HOTney....am I right??

She is attractive, her voice makes me want to take a cheese grater to my ears.

[Frank Drebin]

Oh come on, its not like she has the voice of Chyna or Nicole Bass.

[road doggy dogg]

Fuck the Red Sox more than anything and all, but god I love DKM

[toxic rooster]

what a fantastic time for MLB.tv to crap out. at 10:23am.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

From worst to first to WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS!

[Emperor Smeat]

:love: RED SOX WIN

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Congratulations Red Sox. Hell of a turnaround. Much deserved.

Every year I see the World Series celebration, I think about how badly I want to be able to see the Mets celebrate one of these years. Probably will die of a heart attack or something.</font>

[weather vane]

YEAH BABBBBYYYYYYYYYUUU

CHAMPSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOO

[screech]

YESSSSSSSSSS!

:D

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THIS IS OUR FUCKING CITY AND THIS IS YOUR FUCKING TROPHY PAPI!

[OssMan]

good

crazy

[RoXer]

good

crazy

Dude, if I was in the crowd I would have yelled the loudest after those answers

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just got the shirt and a hat.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46775303@N02/10586693353/" title="RedSox by rdamon1982, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3707/10586693353_37237917c3_o.jpg" width="221" height="166" alt="RedSox"></a>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yu4MhHVeX3E/T0RItm_NCPI/AAAAAAAAC64/HOuPRw8dS1M/s1600/Cheers_we_win.jpg">

[The Condor]

To quote Bishop Pickering from Caddyshack, "There is no God."

[The Condor]

Don't understand Papi's free pass. 37 years old, slimmest in years, quicker bat speed, and his eyes are even yellow. Seems like a Bonds redux, but whatever.

[Innovator]

Don't understand Papi's free pass. 37 years old, slimmest in years, quicker bat speed, and his eyes are even yellow. Seems like a Bonds redux, but whatever.
Because SAWX

[ClockShot]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jzy1B3xhL._SX385_.jpg

[DaveBrawl]

Technically that should be reissued with both teams updated counts.

[screech]

Don't understand Papi's free pass. 37 years old, slimmest in years, quicker bat speed, and his eyes are even yellow. Seems like a Bonds redux, but whatever.

But has his head grown four sizes? That's the real tell.

Seriously though, he's a great example of what not being an asshole to the media/public can do for you.

[weather vane]

Don't understand Papi's free pass. 37 years old, slimmest in years, quicker bat speed, and his eyes are even yellow. Seems like a Bonds redux, but whatever.

Oh God... Dumb.

[weather vane]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/boston/super-page/here-come-the-papi-is-juicing-articles/

[toxic rooster]

Don't understand Papi's free pass. 37 years old, slimmest in years, quicker bat speed, and his eyes are even yellow. Seems like a Bonds redux, but whatever.

this is the worst bit of watching him dominate as a neutral. that we won't know for like another 15 years if it was legit and all

[OssMan]

I've been wearing my Salem Red Sox hat for the past week or so, I'm not going to lie.