WrestleMania 33: The Official Thread

[Droford]

WELCOME TO THE BATTLEDOME!!

[Evil Vito]

Wrestlemania seems to be going with a roller caoster theme this year

THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE

[Dark One]

I'm going to be too lazy to count, but I'm setting "The Ultimate Thrill Ride" over-under at 45.

[Locke]

Once again the Wrestlemania promo saying people at Wrestlemania came from "all walks to life"

[Locke]

Roller coasters are cool

[Frank Drebin]

The Ultimate Thrillhouse

[Dark One]

Triple A: Please change the title of the "Wrestling Forum" to "The Ultimate Thrill Ride" in order to maintain brand synergy.

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's time for the ultimate thrill ride <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xq2xpXncPF">pic.twitter.com/Xq2xpXncPF</a></p>&mdash; Greg Royball (@oldgregch) <a href="https://twitter.com/oldgregch/status/848669485091483650">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's time for the ultimate thrill ride <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://t.co/Xq2xpXncPF">pic.twitter.com/Xq2xpXncPF</a></p>&mdash; Greg Royball (@oldgregch) <a href="https://twitter.com/oldgregch/status/848669485091483650">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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This man is from the future.

[Droford]

I miss Freddie Blassie WM intro

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm going to be too lazy to count, but I'm setting "The Ultimate Thrill Ride" over-under at 45.

Putting 1000 rep bet on the over

[Locke]

Pyro gonna be bad with the daylight sky outside

[Locke]

No pyro again

Worst f*cking shit when they put this shit in a stupid football staidum

pryro for the new days was fcking shitty

[Frank Drebin]

Huge swerve by Big E

[Jari]

No one in that stadium cared about the IC title match and that includes the two guys in it.

[Dark One]

Big props to Xavier for utilizing the FF XIV sponsorship to cram some moogles and chocobos in their shit.

[Locke]

There is simply no way Michael Cole knows what moogles and chocobos are

[Droford]

Cole answering my question of What the fuck are the new day wearing

[Dark One]

Guessing that Cole had "moogle" and "chocobo" spelled out phonetically on his notes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Its only April 2nd and the WWE is already blowing their pyro budget for the month.

[Frank Drebin]

Cole struggling with the pop culture the kids like or so he's told.

[Locke]

Nobody in this crowd likes final fantasy either

fck them

[Dark One]

also lol at Red Mage Kofi Kingston.

[GD]

What about the Smackdown announcers?

[Locke]

Kofi kingston seems to be dressed as a red mage

Biggy Langston just has a sword... not "cannon"

[Droford]

The hardys coming down to interfere in this would be amazing

[Jari]

Cole struggling with the pop culture the kids like or so he's told.

Can tell Corey gave him a look of disdain when he started talking about Final Fantasy

[Emperor Smeat]

also lol at Red Mage Kofi Kingston.

Fine choice considering he was the best looking one in the original.

http://assets.gamercorner.net/images/ff/sharing/classes/redmage.png

[Triple A]

They're not gonna come out between every match are they...

[Locke]

Really infuriated right now from this, what the hell

[mrwalty]

Pull the lever lol

[Jari]

They're not gonna come out between every match are they...

I would give anything for this to happen

https://i.redd.it/eej95sp7zkcx.gif

[Droford]

AJ styles curtain jerking WM

[Dark One]

...

AJ Styles and Shane opening the show?

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Frank Drebin]

You'll have to wait until tomorrow, most likely, Jari.

[GD]

Whoa! Styles opening the show

[Poit]

Nobody in this crowd likes final fantasy either

fck them

I popped for Xavier dressed as Maester Seymour.

[Locke]

Sad thinking about all the effort that went into building the sets, making the video packages, etc, for this stupid wrestlemania

[Droford]

The house that AJ Styles built is in actuallity down the road a bit

[KIRA]

A Jester a samurai and a musketeer....What?

[Frank Drebin]

HAPPY 1000 POSTS JARI!!!! A TRUE LEGEND!!

[Locke]

I popped for Xavier dressed as Maester Seymour.

Ah was trying to figure out why his hair was like that

funny...

10 sucks though

"Seymor Guado"

[Evil Vito]

AJ vs Shane is the proper opener?

NO RESPECT FOR TRADITION

ORTON VS WYATT IS SUPPOSED TO GO FIRST

RAGE

[Emperor Smeat]

:nono: Styles-Shane curtain jerking the show.

[Dark One]

Everything cold and dark suddenly.

Help me.

[Locke]

Have they been dressing up as Final Fantasy for a while

[slik]

Sad thinking about all the effort that went into building the sets, making the video packages, etc, for this stupid wrestlemania

why, it looks great

[Jari]

So Ambrose works more events than any other worker, carries Smackdown when Cena left to be an actor and he gets bumped to the pre-show.

Then AJ Styles, the best worker in the company for 12 months, is the curtain jerker against Shane McMahon?

[slik]

Let's go AJ!

[Emperor Smeat]

Was legit expecting the WWE to pull a dumb and have Smackdown's women's title match open while it was still daylight outside.

[Locke]

Is Dark One still addicted to oxycontin

[Frank Drebin]

:nono: Styles-Shane curtain jerking the show.

Everything cold and dark suddenly.

Help me.

Someone has to go on first. :-\

[Locke]

"pull a dumb"

[Droford]

to save time they send the wrestlers down to the ring during thge hype videos

[Locke]

When the last time Shane McMahon fought

Video package setting him up for some big spots

[mike adamle]

:nono: Styles-Shane curtain jerking the show.

First you guys don't want it to happen, now you're mad it's going on first? This is going to be a hype opener, hoping for something similar to Angle-McMahon KOTR 2001, and AJ is going to make it tough for anyone to top

[Frank Drebin]

235 lbs

[Locke]

Lol i hope Goldberg's son goes back into the ring tonight

[Dark One]

Is Dark One still addicted to oxycontin

It's looking like I will be again at this rate.

[RP]

There has to be a few thousand people who cant see shit there.

[KIRA]

Everything cold and dark suddenly.

Help me.

Just think of it as an extended RAW(not the one you were lucky enough to be at cause that was a good show)

[Jari]

So it's windy as shit in Orlando

[Locke]

Where are all the superfans sitting

Brock Lesnar guy

Long Hair guy

The Chris Rallston

[Dark One]

AJ Styles is so over, despite being a "heel" that Shane McMahon is getting booed.

[Triple A]

Where are all the superfans sitting

Brock Lesnar guy

Long Hair guy

The Chris Rallston

Guy in the bright green shirt that is always front row center doesn't seem to be there...

[Locke]

last post from "thejayralston" at Fastline a month ago

Guy with the 100+ PPV streak... wonder if he missed WM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ringside in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Milwaukee?src=hash">#Milwaukee</a> for <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Fastlane2017?src=hash">#Fastlane2017</a> to see <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight">@FightOwensFight</a> defend his strap and mop the floor with that never was l <a href="https://twitter.com/BILLGOLDBERG">@billgoldberg</a> <a href="https://t.co/PZFDpiJJVg">pic.twitter.com/PZFDpiJJVg</a></p>&mdash; Jay Ralston (@TheJayRalston) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheJayRalston/status/838586635596009472">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[slik]

There has to be a few thousand people who cant see shit there.

People bought tickets to sit by the ramp so they'd be close to the wrestlers and it's 20 ft above them lol

[Evil Vito]

JBL saying Shane is built like an NFL linebacker and Otunga saying he won't get tired are words that are likely to come back and haunt them.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Styles making fun of Shane's punches

[Locke]

Last year's WM was so bad

[Evil Vito]

There's the first random DELETE chant of the night

[Locke]

Some insight into what the life of a WWE superfan is like:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In the middle of a 1200 mile drive to Texas to watch the best wrestler in the world <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight">@FightOwensFight</a> defend his title! <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; Jay Ralston (@TheJayRalston) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheJayRalston/status/825257863048200192">January 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Dark One]

Shane McMahon is a cardio machine, if that machine was built in the 1930s.

[Droford]

Having Shane wrestle a straight wrestling match is even more stupid than having AJ Styles wrestle Shane at WM

at least fucking do a ridiculous spot

[Droford]

Some insight into what the life of a WWE superfan is like:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In the middle of a 1200 mile drive to Texas to watch the best wrestler in the world <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight">@FightOwensFight</a> defend his title! <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; Jay Ralston (@TheJayRalston) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheJayRalston/status/825257863048200192">January 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

If I had ooodles of money and didnt have to work for it Id be doing this for sure

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">so, we just gonna ignore the fact that kimberly &quot;ain't nobody got time for that&quot; wilkins overcame her drug addiction &amp; is now glowing <a href="https://t.co/eItzLdn0u8">pic.twitter.com/eItzLdn0u8</a></p>&mdash; @corduroying (@corduroying) <a href="https://twitter.com/corduroying/status/848351735534034945">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Locke]

My wrestlemania tradition is doing my taxes during wrestlemania but I can't find my W2 form !

[Dark One]

Should have just shown Neville vs Aries for three straight hours.

[Locke]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">so, we just gonna ignore the fact that kimberly &quot;ain't nobody got time for that&quot; wilkins overcame her drug addiction &amp; is now glowing <a href="https://t.co/eItzLdn0u8">pic.twitter.com/eItzLdn0u8</a></p>&mdash; @corduroying (@corduroying) <a href="https://twitter.com/corduroying/status/848351735534034945">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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How do we know that she did all that... good for her tho

[Dark One]

If AJ beats Shane, he gets 50% ownership of Smackdown, right?

[Locke]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">so, we just gonna ignore the fact that kimberly &quot;ain't nobody got time for that&quot; wilkins overcame her drug addiction &amp; is now glowing <a href="https://t.co/eItzLdn0u8">pic.twitter.com/eItzLdn0u8</a></p>&mdash; @corduroying (@corduroying) <a href="https://twitter.com/corduroying/status/848351735534034945">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Is she at WM

[Droford]

If they have Shane beat AJ in a straight match with no offbeat shenanigans, just ...fuck

[slik]

This match feels like it is killing time, wrap it up!

[Droford]

If AJ beats Shane, he gets 50% ownership of Smackdown, right?

and his kids, which means more tattoos

[Locke]

Brock LEsnar Guy has pretty good seats

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They don't want none! <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg">@AJStylesOrg</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/WCrY4BlE3g">pic.twitter.com/WCrY4BlE3g</a></p>&mdash; Brock Lesnar Guy (@BrockLesnarGuy) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrockLesnarGuy/status/848678503537049600">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Dark One]

and his kids, which means more tattoos

I would 100% get myself DQed then if I were AJ

[Droford]

Shane McMahon is like Shane Tsung

[slik]

Is she at WM

idk I just saw it on twitter and wanted all my WM tpww friends to see her progress lol

[Jari]

Is Shane O'Mac better at jujitsu than CM Punk?

[slik]

omg wrap this match up already

[Droford]

everybody kicks out of the styles clash

went from death move to meh

[Maluco]

Actually worry watching Shane in there, keep thinking he doesn't really know how to wrestle and is going to get hurt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Styles almost landed right onto Shane's nuts with the 450 flip.

[Droford]

offbeat shenanigans time

PAGING THE CLUB

[Triple A]

Wish it would get dark already and they would just pump a bunch of fog into the arena... but unfortunately wouldn't work I don't think since the arena is outdoors... sigh

[Theo Dious]

Time for Shane's craziness!

[Droford]

The glow from the top of the ramp in that shot looks spooky

[Theo Dious]

Lol Shane moving the apron

[GD]

Way to call senior referee, Mike Chioda an official :nono:

[Emperor Smeat]

Wish it would get dark already and they would just pump a bunch of fog into the arena... but unfortunately wouldn't work I don't think since the arena is outdoors... sigh

Could just have Taker do an impromptu entrance to get some fog and darkness to suddenly show up.

[Dark One]

Mike Chioda is apparently dead and there aren't any other referees available for the rest of the night.

[Locke]

The old adage "Be careful what you bring in the ring, it could be used against you"

[Locke]

Want 2 bang Kirstein Dunst

[Theo Dious]

OH CHRIST

[Dark One]

Mike Chioda truly tough as nails. Able to make one count and then back to needing medical assistance.

[Droford]

crash and buuuuuuuuuurn

[Droford]

You got your two spots, now fucking end it

[Evil Vito]

The crowd can fuck right off with those "TEN!" chants at the ref counts.

[Jari]

For all there is to say about Shane in the ring these days, always amazes me how easy he makes the Van Terminator look.

[Locke]

Plz do a Shooting Star PRess

[Droford]

oh god

[GD]

Whoa! That was a crazy attempt.

[Theo Dious]

WHAT

[Locke]

Nice he actually did

[Evil Vito]

WHAT THE FUCK SHOOTING STAR PRESS

[Bad News Gertner]

Amazing match!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek:

[Dark One]

Cannot wait for Shane McMahon to be the next star of the Cruiserweight Division.

[Locke]

Would like to see a match where guys do "dueling" moves... like one of them tries a move, then but other guy kicks out, then other guy does the move, they steal each others finishers too.

[Maluco]

Very entertaining to be fair. Nice job.

[Theo Dious]

Damn that was a wild ending.

[Dark One]

3/5

[mrwalty]

Was not looking forward to that match. Glad I was pleasantly surprised as it was pretty entertaining

[GD]

AJ Styles' maiden victory at Mania.

[Emperor Smeat]

Styles vs Shane was pretty good overall especially from the shenanigans stuff and onward.

[Dark One]

AJ Styles winking at Shane's distraught kids is the biggest heel move since Freddie Blassie bit out Tex Ferguson's remaining eye with his filed down teeth.

[Droford]

James Ellsworth is Charlotte?

[GD]

lol Michael Cole

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at this Ellsworth/Charlotte Snickers ad.

[owenbrown]

Todd Chrisley is an American Icon ( and badass ) owenbrown

that evaded paying taxes in Georgia

[Droford]

I like how WWE Refuses to call it the Camping World Stadium

[Droford]

JESUS CHRIST THIS NOW?

fuck the hell off

[mrwalty]

James Ellsworth is Charlotte?

Never seen them together. Could be legit lol

[Jari]

RIP Shane McMahon's knees

[GD]

That pale dude in the Irish Fin Balor t-shirt looks awfully familiar.

[Locke]

So many celebrities here, including the one and only Youtube sensation... "....." ....WM broadcasts always have so many fuckups because of the different setup... wish they would just stick to what they do well

[Frank Drebin]

YOU TUBE SENSATION....uh......some ASMR chick??

[Simple Fan]

Awesome way to open the show. Didn't expect that to go on first but definitely got the crowd up.

[Evil Vito]

Countdown!

[Droford]

giant inflatable list of jericho!

[Theo Dious]

LIGHT UP SCARF

[Droford]

The lite brite jacket and his scarf had a kid!

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Jericho to bring Blinky the Jacket's kid to Mania.

[A.J.K]

Nice of Jericho to bring Blinky the Jacket's kid to Mania.

Stanley the Scarf?

[RP]

wait hasnt KO actually been US champion?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Owenbrown's Wrestlemania moment.

I think it's safe to say he's gone OVER THE EDGE!

[Droford]

KO IS BUSTED...OPEN

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wish suicide wouldn't be such a joke on this forum.

He shouldn't have wrestled for TNA then.

[Theo Dious]

KEVIN'S BLEEDING
*clap clap clapclapclap*
KEVIN'S BLEEDING
*clap clap clapclapclap*
KEVIN'S BLEEDING
*clap clap clapclapclap*

[Droford]

BIG BOY SWANTON BOMB

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Some sections of the crowd are getting blinded and chanting &quot;turn the lights off! <a href="https://t.co/dM4xkVRzhs">pic.twitter.com/dM4xkVRzhs</a></p>&mdash; Maffew going to WM (@Maffewgregg) <a href="https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/848686347464454145">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was happier with the sun in my eyes <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fcknBlueLightsInOurEyes?src=hash">#fcknBlueLightsInOurEyes</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://t.co/Lzr2mlQIvz">pic.twitter.com/Lzr2mlQIvz</a></p>&mdash; DavKind (@DavKind76) <a href="https://twitter.com/DavKind76/status/848686384923725829">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Locke]

that sht doesn't happen at PPVs in Nationwide Arena, just saying...

[Droford]

WALLS OF KO

[Locke]

Good Kevin Owen's stealing chris jericho finisher :y: :y: :y: :y:

[Locke]

Found my W2 forms :y:

[Droford]

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THIS HAD BEEN FOR THE UNIVERSAL TITLE AT THE END OF THE SHOW INSTEAD OF GOLDBERG LESNAR

[Droford]

lol finger on the rope

[Dark One]

Ten stars for the single finger rope break.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty interesting way to break a submission.

[KIRA]

thats how you break a count

[RP]

No Michael Cole.. it was actually one finger.

[Droford]

KO WINS! WOO

albeit anti climatically

[Dark One]

3.75/5.

Was going to go 3.5, but a single finger rope break is at least worth .25.

[Triple A]

what just happened I was distracted by owenbrown for the past 15 mins

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens vs Jericho was really good.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Decent match.

[Emperor Smeat]

what just happened I was distracted by owenbrown for the past 15 mins

Some good back and forth by both guys and Owens breaking a submission with his finger on the rope.

Owens did an apron powerbomb as a finisher to win the US belt.

[Droford]

THE SD WOMENS match after the RAW one lol

[Evil Vito]

That was a really great match. Don't see it getting topped tonight.

[Dark One]

Corey Graves is correct in that Nia Jax is a hybrid athlete, but he got the components wrong. It's not strength and agility, it's donut and Speak-n-Spell, as determined last week.

[Dark One]

Even the Bayley Buddies struggling to get it up for Bayley at Wrestlemania.

[Simple Fan]

KO/Jericho was good. KO is officially a triple crown champion now.

[Locke]

Hearing loud dancing next door and the "celebration" song just came on... can only assume neighbors are kevin owens fans

[Locke]

More malfunctions with the entrances...

[Jari]

How the fuck is the champion out first in a fatal four way match?

[KIRA]

Nia outfit looks cool.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should have really brought back those mini-rings for Mania entrances this year.

[Droford]

lol Sasha got a ride down the ramp but they made nia wak

[Locke]

Nia Jax cool entrance just walking to the ring for 5 minutes

[KIRA]

Pretty sure they will use a similar setup to get Taker down to the ring before Christmas.

[erickman]

sasha stole takers ride

[Evil Vito]

Charlotte has to come out last because she's the most important.

[RP]

Why did Sasha get a ride down to the ring?

[Evil Vito]

I'm shocked they didn't make the NXT women carry Charlotte out on their shoulders or something just so we all can be reminded that she's the most important.

[Locke]

didn't final fantasy 14 come out like three years ago

[Dark One]

That referee may be 12.

[Locke]

oversaturation on all the pyro... it aint good

[Emperor Smeat]

Charlotte has to come out last because she's the most important.

Yeah been pretty obvious out of all the women wrestlers on the roster, she's the one the WWE only cares about the most. Even gave her a ppv streak that had the same amount of wins as Flair's world title record.

[Triple A]

Show seems cooler now that it's dark

[DAMN iNATOR]

Registered myself on "suicide watch" list with OB in case of Bayley losing the title tonight.

[Droford]

Hashtag womens title match

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THE QUEEN <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/VyCDLwfwzG">pic.twitter.com/VyCDLwfwzG</a></p>&mdash; Italo Santana (@BulletClubItal) <a href="https://twitter.com/BulletClubItal/status/848691677158154240">April 3, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Sasha Charlotte and Bayley didnt watch the Triple Threat Tag match on NXT last night

[Dark One]

Oh thank god.

[Droford]

or maybe they did

why did they even bother adding Nia to the match

dumb

[Emperor Smeat]

Triple team powerbomb spot was pretty cool. Also pretty great way to get rid of Nia.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hashtag womens title match

Shouldn't it be #RAWWomensTitle or are they bumping the SDL one?

[Droford]

whoa

[Triple A]

Cool match so far

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nervous AF that it will be Bayley v. Sasha and Sasha will turn über-heel on Bayley tonight and steal the title...:(

[Droford]

lol whut

[GD]

So much spray tan on the mat.

[DAMN iNATOR]

OK Bayley v. Charlotte...still nervous AF...

[Dark One]

Sasha Charlotte and Bayley didnt watch the Triple Threat Tag match on NXT last night

Nor did the agents, apparently.

[Droford]

That evil semi but not really exposed turnbuckle

[Theo Dious]

Good now for the one on one situation we should have had from the start.

[DAMN iNATOR]

That evil semi but not really exposed turnbuckle

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! THAT TURNBUCKLE HAS A FAMILY, YOU MONSTER!

[Droford]

Im assuming charlotte fucked up and didnt fully expose the turnbuckle

[Evil Vito]

The Unexposed Turnbuckle should be the #1 contender to the Women's Title after this.

[slik]

This is the best match so far tonight

[Droford]

wow

[Dark One]

2.5/5

[Evil Vito]

Charlotte loses clean???

CHARLOTTE LOSES CLEAN!! :D

[Theo Dious]

Excellent match.

[KIRA]

Sasha gonna destroy her on RAW

[Dark One]

Incredibly uncomfortable with them trying to equate that match to Savage / Steamboat.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Bayley not having her reign end abruptly.

[RP]

You guys remember that time Mojo Rawley won the Andre The Giant Battle Royal?

[Droford]

Incredibly uncomfortable with them trying to equate that match to Savage / Steamboat.

Charlottes green outfit sorta looked like steamboat dragon

[Evil Vito]

HOF segment.



Fink time~!!

[My Final Heaven]

Holy balls, somebody put Graves on suicide watch

If they take this lightly, his hipster blood will be on THEIR hands. :|

[A.J.K]

Incredibly uncomfortable with them trying to equate that match to Savage / Steamboat.

Geez i'm slow, i didn't realize this is the 30th anniversary of that. WWE hasn't really been plugging that fact.

[Droford]

HOF segment.



Fink time~!!

WRONG

[A.J.K]

He's just a sexy kurt.

[Dark One]

Ricky Morton's eyes do not like each other.

[Emperor Smeat]

Angle having a lot of fun with his Hall of Fame speech was great.

[Droford]

YOU GOT 70000 people singing YOU SUCK!

[DAMN iNATOR]

:y: Bayley not having her reign end abruptly.

Still gonna stay on "suicide watch" list in case last 2 1/2 hours suck.

[KIRA]

They shouldve played teddy to the arena

[DAMN iNATOR]

YOU GOT 70000 people singing YOU SUCK!

WHAT'CHA GONNA DO...WHEN ANGLEMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

[Evil Vito]

No Fink :(

[Locke]

Was hoping for pyro for Kurt Angle but of course nope... or maybe another malfunction...

[Evil Vito]

DDP looks incredible. He and the Rock 'n' Roll Express are the same age.

[A.J.K]

Got chills seeing Kurt walk on the Wrestlemania stage.

[Dark One]

Hoping Enzo gets Mercuried and then DELETEd

[DAMN iNATOR]

Was hoping for pyro for Kurt Angle but of course nope... or maybe another malfunction...

They blew through the budget for pyrotechnics with Charlotte's entrance.

[Theo Dious]

Oh FUCK YOU ENZO

[slik]

Oooooh we got ourselves a cuppa ladders here a couple ladders here

[KIRA]

Ricky Morton looked like sombody's ghost.

[Dark One]

DDP looks incredible. He and the Rock 'n' Roll Express are the same age.

To be fair to Robert Gibson, your eyes constantly wanting a divorce will dramatically age you.

[Theo Dious]

Got chills seeing Kurt walk on the Wrestlemania stage.

I cried. Hometown boy & redemption story.

[GD]

Seth Green in the crowd.

[Emperor Smeat]

Considering their tag finisher is Cass just throwing Enzo, wonder if Cass is going to try to chuck Enzo from a ladder and hope he manages to grab the belts before crashing down somewhere.

[A.J.K]

Hoping Enzo gets Mercuried and then DELETEd

WONDERFUL, wishful thinking unless it does happen.

[RP]

One of these days Cass will get one of these predictions right.

[KIRA]

Please let Enzo go through an actual metal ladder tonight.

[Locke]

I can get over the Big Cass and Enzo Amore bit but when he has to spell "S-A-W-F-T" really fast, that seems bad

[Locke]

Bright lights fucked up the pyro for seamus and cesaro on tv

[Evil Vito]

I can't wait for the day when Cass turns on Enzo and boots his head clean off his body

[Theo Dious]

Umm. Kilts are Scottish. Neither of them is.