View Full Version : WrestleMania 33: The Official Thread
Outsider
04-02-2017, 09:47 PM
Fuck Off Sheamus.
A.J.K
04-02-2017, 09:47 PM
Sheamus and Cesaro make a great team.
Savio
04-02-2017, 09:47 PM
Really like the Clubs theme.Umm. Kilts are Scottish. Neither of them is.
Vince doesn't know that.
Finally got some matching gear for Shesaro FINALLY!
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:48 PM
Was kind of hoping Gallows would bust out the paint.
Also lol at the Good Brothers going on two hours after AJ, despite being booked like shit most of the year.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:49 PM
Umm. Kilts are Scottish. Neither of them is.
Maybe they enjoy cross-dressing. Either that or they're wearing them in some weird ploy to elicit yuks from Goldust.
Droford
04-02-2017, 09:49 PM
oh..god
Maluco
04-02-2017, 09:49 PM
Kilts are Celtic culture, very much an Irish thing too!
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:49 PM
WTF IS THIS?!
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:50 PM
OH SHIT
Umm. Kilts are Scottish. Neither of them is.
They are Irish too
still doubt Vince knows that.
mrwalty
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
OMFG
Droford
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
Matt Hardy is fixed! ITS A MIRACLE!
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
Big E seems like he'd know something about "4-ways"...
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
:D Hardys
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
Aaaaaaaaand they aren't Broken :( fucking hell
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
Well I'll be God damned.
Locke
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
Oh no
aren't these guys in really bad health/shape... seems bad
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
Hardy's are officially fucking insane.
They just went through a brutal ladder match 24 hours ago. And now they're doing another one?!
Maluco
04-02-2017, 09:51 PM
So cool!! Marked out completely. Amazing!
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:52 PM
Aaaaaaaaand they aren't Broken :( fucking hell
There will be time.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:52 PM
Oh no
aren't these guys in really bad health/shape... seems bad
Nah dude...they look like they're in great shape, IMO.
Triple A
04-02-2017, 09:52 PM
sweet
ARE THEY STILL BROKEN THO?
Bad News Gertner
04-02-2017, 09:52 PM
So fucking great
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 09:53 PM
Aaaaaaaaand they aren't Broken :( fucking hell
They have a magical pond.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:53 PM
WONDERFUL
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:53 PM
Remember that one time Jeff was WWE Champion? Pepperidge Farms remembers...
Triple A
04-02-2017, 09:54 PM
Oh no
aren't these guys in really bad health/shape... seems bad
No still really good I think
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 09:54 PM
Hardy's are officially fucking insane.
They just went through a brutal ladder match 24 hours ago. And now they're doing another one?!
Maybe this is the WWE's way of making them broken.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:54 PM
Hardys deserve the belts just for being crazy enough to do two ladder matches in 24 hours.
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 09:55 PM
Genuinely surprised they used that theme for the Hardyz given that it's in ads and stuff so they have to pay for it. I always dug that theme though so that was cool.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:55 PM
Hardy's are officially fucking insane.
They just went through a brutal ladder match 24 hours ago. And now they're doing another one?!
That could lead to some very harmful...side effects, and what an interesting twist of fate if they win!
I will try to refrain from further exceeding my puns per thread limit.
Maluco
04-02-2017, 09:56 PM
Couldn't care less about broken crap, this is what Mania is all about. Massive surprise and must have been quality live.
Droford
04-02-2017, 09:56 PM
Remember that one time Jeff was WWE Champion? Pepperidge Farms remembers...
https://preview.ibb.co/kDgUiv/100_0323.jpg
I was there in baltimore at the SD after he won the title at Armageddon
Hardy's the best part of WM so far
Really good WM so far!
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 09:57 PM
I'd just like to point out that Matt still has the mad doctor/insane wizard hair.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 09:57 PM
Probably not broken for a few reasons.
1) much easier to just have them be relatively normal if they're just going on o be popped into a match, since they can't really explain the gimmick.
2) Easy test to see if Anthem is suicida enough to try to legally threaten WWE just to having the Hardys at all.
3) Gotta sell that vintage Hardys merch.
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Droford
04-02-2017, 09:58 PM
I like how there hasnt been an attempt to grab the belts yet
Savio
04-02-2017, 09:59 PM
Feel like Cass has been spamming his boot
Droford
04-02-2017, 09:59 PM
Probably not broken for a few reasons.
1) much easier to just have them be relatively normal if they're just going on o be popped into a match, since they can't really explain the gimmick.
2) Easy test to see if Anthem is suicida enough to try to legally threaten WWE just to having the Hardys at all.
3) Gotta sell that vintage Hardys merch.
4) TNA IS A BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS (sorta goes with #2 but deserves its own #
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 09:59 PM
There will be time.
They're nuts if they don't go that route.
Jeff Hardy looking like 2009 Jeff Hardy isn't making me very optimistic, though
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 09:59 PM
Lol Brother Nero chant
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:00 PM
The Revival should come down when all the teams are out and grab the belts
I mean c'mon WWE isn't stupid enough to bring back the Hardys and then strip them of the very thing that made them the most talked about thing in wrestling....Right?
mrwalty
04-02-2017, 10:02 PM
WWE network down?? Wtf
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:02 PM
Jeff with the insanely huge ladder
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:02 PM
Oh Jesus. Jeff with a ninety foot ladder on the outside.
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
HOLY SHIT
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
whoa
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
lol the hardys win
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
MOTHER fuck
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
Sweet
Maluco
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
Lol who had that in Tipsters??
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
Hardys traded the RoH belts for the Raw belts.
The Lake of Reincarnation strikes again.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:03 PM
Six stars out of five.
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
damn @ calling them "The Hardy Boyz"
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
:lol: at Jeff going through ladders just for the sake of it.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
The only annoying thing is they went to RAW when SD has shit for Tag Teams but..whatever
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
Too bad this wasn't the match J.R. was calling instead of Taker v. Reigns probably.
Definitely makes the Raw tag team division a lot more interesting.
All the work Matt did curing Jeff of his spot monkey tendencies flushed down the toilet.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
Lol at them constantly cutting away from the delete gesture.
Definitely testing the legal waters first.
Maluco
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
So awesome, a real nod to hardcore fans. Can't understand why anyone would complain about them not coming back broken. Look at the pop and reaction they got?
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:04 PM
Hardys traded the RoH belts for the Raw belts.
The Lake of Reincarnation strikes again.
Never beaten TNA champions.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:05 PM
Fuck. Didn't want to watch the tag match so I played a game of Overwatch and missed the Hardys coming back. Got to see Jeff being insane though so that's cool.
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:05 PM
They cut to replay JUST as the Hardys were starting the DELETE motion :(
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:05 PM
NOW it feels like Wrestlemania.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:06 PM
Wonder what WWE does with Enzo and Cass now since they were rumored to be winning the belts before the Hardys news started to pop up.
Every time they've come close to a first reign in NXT or RAW, it always seems to get delayed for a new reason.
Wonder what WWE does with Enzo and Cass now since they were rumored to be winning the belts before the Hardys news started to pop up.
Every time they've come close to a first reign in NXT or RAW, it always seems to get delayed for a new reason.
Realise that Enzo can't wrestle and push Cass as a singles wrestler?
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:07 PM
They cut to replay JUST as the Hardys were starting the DELETE motion :(
LOL Impact can't even pay their talent, how the FUCK would they be able to pay a lawyer?! Legit question.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:07 PM
Wonder what WWE does with Enzo and Cass now since they were rumored to be winning the belts before the Hardys news started to pop up.
Every time they've come close to a first reign in NXT or RAW, it always seems to get delayed for a new reason.
Hope it is a big boot to Enzo's face.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:07 PM
ITS TIME FOR CENA
That moment alone has made watching 4 hours of wrestling worthwhile.
Cena about to propose to Nikki
where Al Roker at
Simple Fan
04-02-2017, 10:08 PM
Holy shit that was cool. New Day totally worked me and I was expecting them to just out themselves in the match. Greatest tag team in all of space and time. DELETE.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:08 PM
Cannot believe I'm as excited for this match as I am.
Maluco
04-02-2017, 10:08 PM
Think I love Maryse tbh
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:09 PM
That moment alone has made watching 4 hours of wrestling worthwhile.
what about hours 5 and 6
A.J.K
04-02-2017, 10:09 PM
Holy shit that was cool. New Day totally worked me and I was expecting them to just out themselves in the match. Greatest tag team in all of space and time. DELETE.
That's what i was thinking, and Everybody in all of space and time Marked out!
Bad News Gertner
04-02-2017, 10:09 PM
Maryse is the hottest woman of all time
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:09 PM
Realise that Enzo can't wrestle and push Cass as a singles wrestler?
Hope it is a big boot to Enzo's face.
Cass isn't really ready for a real singles run and Enzo is the more over of the two mainly because of his promo work. Would probably end up like every tag team that split because the WWE cared about the bigger guy or picked the wrong one to push.
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:10 PM
bet the Hardys aren't going to be Broken again until the lawsuit is settled - if at all
if it happened in TNA, it means nothing to WWE
Simple Fan
04-02-2017, 10:10 PM
Aaaaaaaaand they aren't Broken :( fucking hell
Matt had his white streak in his hair, still broken to me.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:10 PM
Cena about to propose to Nikki
where Al Roker at
Hope Miz and Maryse win and it's all one big swerve/monstrous Cena heel turn. I'd seriously mark for that.
Vince/Triple H combined probably don't have the balls to pull the trigger on anything as awesome as that, though, sadly.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:10 PM
the main event of WM 34 will clearly be Cena and Nikkis wedding
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:11 PM
I would do unsavory, unforgivable things to get a night with Maryse
Oh shit I forgot about Wyatt v Orton
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:11 PM
PUPPIES!
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:12 PM
:lol: Roker
why is this happening right now
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:13 PM
Maryse looking dangerous and hot as fuck.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:13 PM
Wait...Cena probably just cost Vince $250,000+ last Tuesday...heel turn confirmed.:shifty:
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:13 PM
I cant help but feel that everything about WM will be great..until the last two matches
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:13 PM
The SmackDown women's title match is very clearly in the cool down spot before the main event
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:14 PM
Love Miz's theme so much. Always gets me pumped.
Bad News Gertner
04-02-2017, 10:14 PM
Maryse > Bayley
Red Carpet light is the best thing about Miz's entrance it always looks great.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
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Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
The SmackDown women's title match is very clearly in the cool down spot before the main event
Either that or maybe the concert that supposed to happen with Pitbull and others tonight.
Locke
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
wtf, is that Al Roker
crowd booing Al Roker
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
Do you think the other countries show our commentators too?
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
They 100% brought King out to make "the ol' ball-and-chain amirite fellas" jokes for 10 straight minutes.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
Oh no...King already making "cringy" old man jokes...if they go full batshit and put King with J.R. and his Werther's Originals for Taker v. Roman, that might just ruin a solid show so far.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:15 PM
Amusing Miz and Maryse came out together..
Cena and Nikki seperate
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:16 PM
John Cena now spent.
Not even coming out together and Nikki didn't even have the class to get new gear.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:17 PM
That ramp would have killed the Ultimate Warrior if he wasn't already dead.
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:18 PM
You can tell Cena isn't sticking around because he doesn't have a new shirt
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:18 PM
You can tell Cena isn't sticking around because he doesn't have a new shirt
:lol:
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:18 PM
That ramp would have killed the Ultimate Warrior if he wasn't already dead.
We still haven't had a repeat of the "Super-Ref" moment...could've done that during Shane v. AJ...
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:19 PM
Cena and Nikki having separate entrances pretty much proved Miz's point about them being a fake couple.
they totally muted the crowd mic
Miz is super over and Cena is getting his usual reaction at WrestleMania
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:20 PM
I would never have believed that the Miz would be a big face at Wrestlemania before this feud.
Cena is gonna get booed so bad if he actually proposes
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:20 PM
I would have WM 28d this by having Miz kiss Maryse and walk into an AA
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:20 PM
Somebody go get King off commentary...
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:20 PM
Really sweet to be "surprised" by a big wrestling moment... seems so rare with the internet...
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:21 PM
Agreed
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:22 PM
MIZ IS AWESOME
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:22 PM
lol at King trying to explain away the Miz's reaction to being a single section only to have the entire arena start chanting MIZ IS AWESOME.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:22 PM
LOL KING
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:23 PM
:lol: Lawler trying to downplay the fans being pro-Miz in this match
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:23 PM
CROWD BEING IDIOTS
Bad News Gertner
04-02-2017, 10:23 PM
Lawler sounds terrible. Like he's about to die.
That ramp would have killed the Ultimate Warrior if he wasn't already dead.
Jesus Christ,we'll be senior citizens before Taker reaches the ring :nono:
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:24 PM
King's lane jokes pissing me off...can't enjoy the match because of him...ass.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:24 PM
If they are trying to spin the crowd for this mixed tag match, Reigns-Taker is going to be a disaster for them trying to explain in a positive way for Reigns.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:24 PM
Jesus Christ,we'll be senior citizens before Taker reaches the ring :nono:
ONE Night only return of the American Baddass
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:24 PM
King's lane jokes pissung me off...can't enjoy the match because of him...ass.
You should try Oxy.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:25 PM
If they are trying to spin the crowd for this mixed tag match, Reigns-Taker is going to be a disaster for them trying to explain in a positive way for Reigns.
"The WWE Universe has so much respect for the legendary Undertaker, that they're booing Roman Reigns for the first time ever." - Michael Cole.
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:25 PM
This is pretty damn entertaining.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:25 PM
If they are trying to spin the crowd for this mixed tag match, Reigns-Taker is going to be a disaster for them trying to explain in a positive way for Reigns.
Taker isnt a heel though.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:25 PM
Miz currently more over than Roman Reigns.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:26 PM
Miz channeling his inner Bryan with those kicks.
http://i.imgur.com/gLDumVb.gif
A.J.K
04-02-2017, 10:27 PM
My Night was made with The Hardy Boyz winning the Tag Titles. If this is any indication of crowd responses , Raw and Smackdown will be chaotic.
FourFifty
04-02-2017, 10:27 PM
I don't care what happens for the rest of the night.
The Miz can take a shit in the ring and all I can say is DELETE!
Roman can go over Taker cleanly in a squash and all I can is DELETE!
They can announce the next person in the Hall of Fame is The Canadian Crippler Chris DELETE!
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
Miz got pinned at WM
:{
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
Seems stupid that a woman slapping a guy isn't a DQ but vice-versa is in mixed tag matches...not saying guys should abuse/assault women, just seems like a lame double standard.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
I fully expect NO chants
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
2.5 out of 5.
4.5 out of 5 for Miz being the biggest face in Wrestlemania history for five minutes.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
Miz looked really good in the match at least.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
First real dud of the night in terms of matches not counting pre-show stuff.
If Cena gets down to his knees just to tie his shoes, it would be the greatest heel turn in WWE history.
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:28 PM
Hope he gives her an AA
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:29 PM
Cue Paige's music.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:29 PM
"IT WAS ME NICOLE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! WE'VE BEEN ENGAGED FOR A YEAR!"
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:30 PM
Maybe he just wants to try a freaky three-way...
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:30 PM
WWE were aware the crowd would piss all over this right?
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:30 PM
"I only have one question, do you know what it is?" "Yes." "ARE YOU READY TO SEE JOHN CENA DEFEND HIS WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AT SUUUUUUPER SLAAAAM"
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:30 PM
Please say "But not tonight"
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:31 PM
REAL NAMES
aww..... fuck this get back to the show
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:31 PM
WWE were aware the crowd would piss all over this right?
Meh.
It is indeed a huge Wrestlemania moment. I'm cool with it. It's not for the neckbeards showing up to every NXT show. It's a big spectacle thing.
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:31 PM
It's no Liz and Randy that's for sure.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:32 PM
Awwwww. Good for them.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:32 PM
Macho and Miz's proposal was better.
Still a sweet moment for both of them.
Nicky Fives
04-02-2017, 10:32 PM
ugh.
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:32 PM
KICK HIM IN THE NADS NIKKI
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:32 PM
They will get married in 2020 after Nikki's gone through the 3000 page prenup.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:33 PM
I am thinking of a way to find a girl to have sex with regularly and here Cena is with Nikki. Fuck me.
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:33 PM
That's nice
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:33 PM
John Laurinaitis is going to be his stepfather-in-law
erickman
04-02-2017, 10:33 PM
does eric bischoff mary them
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:33 PM
I want to find out all of Cenas house rules.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:33 PM
"I only have one question, do you know what it is?" "Yes." "ARE YOU READY TO SEE JOHN CENA DEFEND HIS WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AT SUUUUUUPER SLAAAAM"
Cena needs to be banned from The SummerFest for life after that BS.
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:34 PM
This WrestleMania has been cool!!!
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:34 PM
Seth clearly needs to bleach the streak back in his hair.
When he stopped that he hasnt been able to stay healthy
FourFifty
04-02-2017, 10:34 PM
FIRST TIME EVER??? BULLSHIT!
Tazz Dan did it before Cena.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:35 PM
This WrestleMania has been cool!!!
The second hour of the pre-show was pretty lame, and the first hour and a half of the main show left a lot to be desired, but it's been pretty great since then.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:35 PM
I want to find out all of Cenas house rules.
#1. LOLCENAWINS
#2. LOLCENAWINS
#3-#38,764,598. LOLCENAWINS
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:35 PM
Nikki Cena sounds terrible though. Nikki Bella is where it is at. She probably won't change her name though due to branding. To
does eric bischoff mary them
That is a sickening thought.
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:35 PM
#1. LOLCENAWINS
#2. LOLCENAWINS
#3-#38,764,598. LOLCENAWINS
Hater.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:35 PM
Interested to see how badly they need smoke and mirrors to cover for Seth's injuries.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:36 PM
Seth clearly needs to bleach the streak back in his hair.
When he stopped that he hasnt been able to stay healthy
He'll be revealed to be 100% in moments, watch and see.
does eric bischoff mary them
he'll only need 3 minutes.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:36 PM
HHH's super over done entrance time
maybe because its unsanctioned they wont sanction the money for it and he just gets his bottle of water
FourFifty
04-02-2017, 10:36 PM
The Blue Meanie has gotten bigger reactions than Cena did and he was in a bingo hall.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:37 PM
Hater.
You mean realist. But that's OK, its an easy mistake to make.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:39 PM
The Blue Meanie has gotten bigger reactions than Cena did and he was in a bingo hall.
http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:39 PM
LOL HHH gets to ride a motorcycle
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:39 PM
Stephanie only 75% as hot as Maryse was in black.
I can't my head around it Dean fucking ambrose on the Kickoff and Rollins at the top of the card I'd have laughed my ass off at this idea in 2014
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:39 PM
"Anything goes Seth...but because I'm a huge pussy, I'll bring a police escort with me to the ring, OK?,"
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:39 PM
Miz probably going to be in the doghouse for his wife being hotter than Stephanie.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:40 PM
So Triple H thinks he's now Biker <s>Taker</s> H now.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:40 PM
HHH is the new american Bad ass
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:40 PM
I love Triple H Wrestlemania entrances.
This makes no sense. Fuck yeah.
FourFifty
04-02-2017, 10:40 PM
Okay, this entrance is just dumb.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:40 PM
LOL HHH gets to ride a motorcycle
He better be fighting Biker 'Taker. :shifty:
The Blue Meanie has gotten bigger reactions than Cena did and he was in a bingo hall.
Them chanting John Cena sucks and booing is a reaction
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:41 PM
:lol: police sirens drowning out Triple H's theme music.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:41 PM
Baron Corbin is backstage pissed
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:41 PM
Somewhat concerned that the front of Triple H's tricycle appears to be made of a metal desk fan from the 1950s.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:41 PM
Okay, this entrance is just dumb.
The Florida natives are used to cops everywhere. Vince didn't want them to suffer from culture shock.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:42 PM
I love Triple H Wrestlemania entrances.
This makes no sense. Fuck yeah.
It makes sense because the fuck HHH is going to walk 85 yards down that ramp but the guy with the bum leg will have to
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:42 PM
Steph looking on point tonight though. 👍
FourFifty
04-02-2017, 10:42 PM
Steph looks like a cam girl, if cam girls were a thing in he early 90's
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:43 PM
It makes sense because the fuck HHH is going to walk 85 yards down that ramp but the guy with the bum leg will have to
Remember what I said...
Crossfit Jesus can only make his entrance from on high through parting clouds
So much effort into his WM entrances and they're always shit.
Riding a tricycle FFS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:43 PM
Is it wise to bring the police to an unsanctioned match in which you've promised to cripple your opponent?
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:44 PM
IS this the 1984 apple commercial
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:44 PM
Yo, Seth. This is Wrestlemania 33, not the 2020 Olympics.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:44 PM
I Was expecting KANE!
Theo Dious
04-02-2017, 10:44 PM
Ooohhhh thst was sweet.
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:44 PM
Steph looks like a cam girl, if cam girls were a thing in he early 90's
I believe it was called Playboy back then...
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:44 PM
Rollins' torch entrance was pretty cool.
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:45 PM
A torch does 2 damage. Seth should have chosen the Soilder's Claymore which does 53 damage or the Master Sword which can do up to 60.
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:45 PM
Stephanie McMahon is a 40 year old woman who has given birth three times. And she's a fucking BABE.
KaosDarksol
04-02-2017, 10:45 PM
Biker Triple H vs The Demon Seth Rollins...
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:46 PM
Is it wise to bring the police to an unsanctioned match in which you've promised to cripple your opponent?
They're just there to celebrate the winner by simultaneously tazing them.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:46 PM
lol at Shane's kids booing rollins for beating up their uncle.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:47 PM
WM 17 rehash
Solid gold dancer Olympic torch runner Seth freakin Rollins
OPP I MEAN Jamie Lannister
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:47 PM
"He knew this was the proverbial trespass at your own risk."
What the fuck does that even mean Byron.
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:47 PM
Triple H's skin very red
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:47 PM
Byron Saxton: "That sickness might actually aide Seth Rollins"
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:47 PM
So do falls count anywhere here or is this Street Fight rules? I don't think they clarified...
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:49 PM
Holy shit, a Triples H diss from Cole.
Career suicide.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:49 PM
So do falls count anywhere here or is this Street Fight rules? I don't think they clarified...
Anything goes
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:49 PM
This should have been a stretcher match push the stretcher all the wayt back up the ramp
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:51 PM
LOL what an asinine spot.
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:53 PM
SmackDown women's match moved way up
Hopefully there will be some surprise entrants in that match!
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 10:54 PM
SmackDown women's match moved way up
Hopefully there will be some surprise entrants in that match!
Placing my bets on Asuka.
I forgot pitbull is still going to perform
concert + 4 matches in hour?
Triple A
04-02-2017, 10:55 PM
When did last year's WrestleMania end? Was it like midnight?
Sepholio
04-02-2017, 10:55 PM
LOL either there are at least 2 squash matches left out of the 4 or this show is running WAY over time. Gonna end up being 7 hours long before all is said and done.
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:56 PM
For something meant to be an unsanctioned match, doesn't feel that brutal or blood feud worthy so far.
Sepholio
04-02-2017, 10:56 PM
When did last year's WrestleMania end? Was it like midnight?
I feel like it went to 11:45 or something like that.
Droford
04-02-2017, 10:56 PM
Since its anything goes I hope we get a curbstomp
Emperor Smeat
04-02-2017, 10:56 PM
I forgot pitbull is still going to perform
concert + 4 matches in hour?
Plus overtime considering I think last year's main event didn't start till around 11pm.
Evil Vito
04-02-2017, 10:56 PM
Not sure why one of these guys wouldn't just bring a gun if it's unsanctioned.
Oh wait, guns in WWE have no effect.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8785e72c93aef0f170c1d9fbe7b7cd57/tumblr_n9j07782Gv1rhxfs4o1_500.gif
erickman
04-02-2017, 10:57 PM
When did last year's WrestleMania end? Was it like midnight?
taz would be happy his show starts at 11
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:57 PM
Unrelated to this match, but SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT
IT'S HAPPENING
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Savio
04-02-2017, 10:57 PM
Saxton: "Maybe it is worth it to reinjure his knee"
Seth giving of himself for our sins
Ruien
04-02-2017, 10:58 PM
Rollins is so amazing. So glad he made it to Mania.
Dark One
04-02-2017, 10:59 PM
He just frog splashed HHH's ass.
Unrelated to this match, but SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT
IT'S HAPPENING
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This has made me giddy to the point I use the word giddy.
Savio
04-02-2017, 10:59 PM
LOL either there are at least 2 squash matches left out of the 4 or this show is running WAY over time. Gonna end up being 7 hours long before all is said and done.
Goldberg vs Lesnar will be quick.
Droford
04-02-2017, 11:00 PM
lol Steph "dont stop"
Savio
04-02-2017, 11:00 PM
(Knee in chair)
Saxton "This could be fatal"
DAMN iNATOR
04-02-2017, 11:00 PM
Not sure why one of these guys wouldn't just bring a gun if it's unsanctioned.
Oh wait, guns in WWE have no effect.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8785e72c93aef0f170c1d9fbe7b7cd57/tumblr_n9j07782Gv1rhxfs4o1_500.gif
Allow me to play Devil's Advocate:
http://www.wewantinsanity.com/am2/uploads/1/gun.jpg
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