WrestleMania 33: The Official Thread

[slik]

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I wouldn't use the term &quot;The Ultimate Thrill Ride&quot; in any of your Mania drinking games unless you enjoy getting your stomach pumped.</p>&mdash; ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/848391103283941378">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL WTF is that tweet?! :lol:

[slik]

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reignshttp://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xxl/public/all/2017/03/20170309_WM33_UndertakerReigns--3c47d067043b8deec4052ffe9bfa4354.jpg


Universal Title
Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar Universal Title
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Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
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SD - Women's Title
Mickie James vs. Natalya vs. Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Carmella vs. Naomi
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U.S. Title
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
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Nikki Bella/John Cena vs. The Miz/Maryse
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RAW Women's Title
Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
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Seth Rollins vs. HHH
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World Title
Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
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RAW Tag Titles
Big Cass/Enzo vs. The Club (c) vs. Sheamus/Cesaro
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IC Title
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin
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[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me at Mania when Tinashe is anywhere in the building: <a href="https://t.co/mh4lse5MBd">pic.twitter.com/mh4lse5MBd</a></p>&mdash; ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/842846348118495232">March 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Kick-Off


Andre The Giant Battle Royal

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Cruiserweight Title
Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries

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[slik]

WrestleMania Hosts: The New Day

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[KIRA]

See the goal is to have a ramp so long that Undertaker will spend the rest of his life coming down the ramp thus Roman wins.

[XL]

First time in years I'm not watching live.

[Stocky]

LOL WTF is that tweet?! :lol:

It is warning people that it will be said so much if you have "The words the ultimate thrill ride" you will be heavily intoxicated to the point of going to the hospital and getting your stomach pumped to remove the toxins.

[mike adamle]

Hope this year Shane takes his dives to a new level this year and jumps off the top turnbuckle of the ring above the actual ring

[Maluco]

Intrigues

Jericho/Owens - best rivalry on show and best build

Neville/Aries - should be great and will get time on pre-show hopefully

Battle Royal (who doesn't like battle royals?)

Rollins/Triple H - knee injury has actually helped the build and added a level of interest

Atmosphere for Reigns/Taker - crowd should make this one, at least until the finish

Possible Angle appearance - prob not though

Shane's stunt - i think something big is planned

Tag stuff being saved with LADDERS - i think they will pull out all the stops here (also, outside chance of Hardy's)

Concerns

Miz's treatment - squashed Miz would not make me happy

Orton/Wyatt becoming even more hokey/strange - last 3 weeks of build has been horrendous and seen my interest drop completely in this one...Confusing mess

Lesnar/Goldberg being terrible

Reigns reactions derailing whole show (also an intrigue) - will be fun, but if it goes on early, it could ruin other matches

Woman's matches (esp Smackdown) being a mess - too many bodies, confusing builds

Corbin/Ambrose getting lost in shuffle - not even on Smackdown and it's for the IC title

Where the classic match will come from - all matches have their issues (Taker's age, Shane not being a wrestler, Rollins injury etc...). I don't think there is a guaranteed great match on the card



All in all, so much going on and so many questions. Pretty excited about it tbh despite not being massively into majority of the matches/builds. Think it's going to be really fun if nothing else.

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz should probably win via some dastardly tactics. Preferably with Nikki taking the fall. Miz gets to brag that he's 2-0 vs Cena at WrestleMania and then afterward Cena can give a goddamn inspiring speech to Nikki like "We lost this battle but when we get knocked down, what do we do? We persevere! So marry me, bitch!" and then she says "aiight" and it's a beautiful moment. Everybody comes out shining.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Was thinking the same thing Fan. Nikki should do the job. Have her sit in the middle of the ring devastated. Cena helps her up, proposes, crowd pops and everything is ok.

Prob won't be watching live this year. First time since 04.

[Volare]

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[poopfromweiner dude]

anyone watching wrestlemania tonight?????

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Prob after it initially airs

[Volare]

Going to a friends place, me and 3 plus "pops"....perverted old man...can't wait till the women's matches start to get the great commentary....will try and get some gold to post on the forums.

[Simple Fan]

I'll watch the pre show, Owens/Jericho, Raw Tag Team Championship match, Styles/Shane, and Orton/Wyatt.

[Evil Vito]

WWE.com has removed Kalisto, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil, The Ascension, and The Vaudevillians from the list of battle royal participants.

[#1-norm-fan]

I will be doing my yearly tradition of watching with friends and drinking heavily to make the inevitable disappointment fun.

Used to do the same with the Royal Rumble but none of us seem to really consider it an "event" anymore. So pretty much down to one night of the year I get to enjoy wrestling as an adult.

[RP]

I wonder if those tag teams last night will get suspended for setting the bar impossibly high for any of these WM matches to reach.

[Frank Drebin]

The entire NXT roster failed the wellness policy test this morning.

[XL]

WWE.com has removed Kalisto, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil, The Ascension, and The Vaudevillians from the list of battle royal participants.

Well fuck this show then! :fu::fu:

[XL]

Did I hear them officially announce the SDL Women's match as a Six Pack Challenge? No Kelly, Eve, etc?

[Frank Drebin]

Correct. Also means no Eva Marie. Might as well cancel the show.

[XL]

No Ascension and no Eva Marie!? Do the want to set record Network cancellations?

[RP]

Shut my paypal account and trying to get this free wwe network deal. Who wants to hook me up?

[Volare]

WWE.com has removed Kalisto, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil, The Ascension, and The Vaudevillians from the list of battle royal participants.

Well fuck this show then! :fu::fu:

Well wait a minute, NXT dude is goin in, so random mystery opponent and the last 3 have GOT to be the Mean Street Posse!

[erickman]

WWE.com has removed Kalisto, Sin Cara, Titus O'Neil, The Ascension, and The Vaudevillians from the list of battle royal participants.

the doghouse crew, don't piss vince off

[RP]

Things i want to see

Y2J come out to old school Y2J

Erick Rowan interfere in the Wyatt vs Orton match

Shane to jump off the giant ring hovering over the real ring

Hardy's and Finn Balor and maybe even The Rock come back to the Andre The Giant Battle Royal ( I think this could be why they took a bunch of people out )

Samoa Joe...where is Samoa Joe on this card???

[Evil Vito]

Shane to jump off the giant ring hovering over the real ring

with the promos for that match centering on AJ reminding Shane that the match will take place in a wrestling ring, I want that whole match to happen in the upper ring.

[RP]

with the promos for that match centering on AJ reminding Shane that the match will take place in a wrestling ring, I want that whole match to happen in the upper ring.

Based on the set pics, i'm not sure it's possible, but who knows. Maybe there is a hatch in the middle that he can drop down Mankind style.

[Maluco]

Dunno what to do about the pre-show. Don't fancy watching two hours of packages and discussion, but would like to see both matches

[RP]

how long until the pre-show?

[Triple A]

5 PM ET

[Frank Drebin]

Kenton Lane with late breaking news on the front page.

[A.J.K]

If The BROKEN Hardyz show up tonight, who will or should they go after?

Ladder Match would be a WONDERFUL choice.

[Ruien]

Wonder what part time TPWW posters will show up tonight.

[A.J.K]

Wonder what part time TPWW posters will show up tonight.

Xero? Jannettyzilla?

[Triple A]

Any1 eating any good food

Trying to think of what food to eat

[A.J.K]

Any1 eating any good food

Trying to think of what food to eat

Pizza.

[Evil Vito]

A bunch of the people supposedly taken out of the battle royal are talking about how they're looking forward to being in it.

So if they did get pulled from the match, WWE haven't bothered to tell them yet.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well they got the RED LIGHT.

[Triple A]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So to be clear...I WILL be in the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATGMBR?src=hash">#ATGMBR</a> tonight. As usual, don't believe everything you read, boys and girls. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania33?src=hash">#Wrestlemania33</a></p>&mdash; Aiden English (@WWEDramaKing) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDramaKing/status/848585902666506240">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[A.J.K]

The only thing i don't like about Wrestlemania is the pitull crap.

[Ruien]

Damn. At the gym. Need to figure out what I want to pick up for dinner on the way home for tonight. Arg.

[Triple A]

Damn. At the gym. Need to figure out what I want to pick up for dinner on the way home for tonight. Arg.

Lemme know what you come up with dude... going through a similar problem (please see my previous post)

[The Destroyer]

Wonder what part time TPWW posters will show up tonight.
Hi.

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So to be clear...I WILL be in the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATGMBR?src=hash">#ATGMBR</a> tonight. As usual, don't believe everything you read, boys and girls. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania33?src=hash">#Wrestlemania33</a></p>&mdash; Aiden English (@WWEDramaKing) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDramaKing/status/848585902666506240">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Simon Gotch is definitely gonna be the first man eliminated

[Ruien]

Lemme know what you come up with dude... going through a similar problem (please see my previous post)

Damn man. This is a struggle. Thinking of a weird combo of suish for dinner and ice cream for dessert. Sushi may chance to something less healthy but ice cream is a go.

[A.J.K]

"I saw a chicken lay a hard-boiled egg"

Jerry the King Lawler. 2017

[Triple A]

Damn man. This is a struggle. Thinking of a weird combo of suish for dinner and ice cream for dessert. Sushi may chance to something less healthy but ice cream is a go.

Decided to just go with pizza.

1 Artichoke Pizza Slice
2 Vodka Sicilian Pizza Slice
1 Sicilian Pizza Slice

[XL]

It's not like they have to have a limit on guys in the ATGMBR. Anyway, here's to 1 hour 30 mins of promos and talking 30 mins of matches and I'll be asleep.

[Ruien]

Damn. Wings sound so good right now tol. Fuck.

[Triple A]

They are talking about how hot it is there... seems bad for the wrestlers, wrestling in 90 degree humid ass weather

[Jari]

Alright I'm back for tonight. Jari only does the big shows these days. Like WCW Hogan.

[XL]

This Orton/Bray feud doesn't even seem like a title match. They've barely mentioned that Bray is champ. Didn't need the belt here.

[Jari]

What are we all looking forward to tonight? Is anything possibly going to better than DIY vs Revival vs Authors of Pain last night?

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I wouldn't use the term &quot;The Ultimate Thrill Ride&quot; in any of your Mania drinking games unless you enjoy getting your stomach pumped.</p>&mdash; ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/848391103283941378">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[XL]

Literally the first post of the thread.

[RP]

Will there be matches on the kickoff show?

[The Destroyer]

Aries vs Neville and the Battle Royal, yeah.

[RP]

Aries vs Neville and the Battle Royal, yeah.

so i have a stream going, but will there be a match on the kickoff show on USA channel?

[Ruien]

Went with sushi and ice cream. Sushi came from the deli at the store so 50/50 chance I will end up throwing it out.

[XL]

so i have a stream going, but will there be a match on the kickoff show on USA channel?

I'd assume so.

[RP]

Will there be an episode of Chrisley Know's Best on afterwards?

[Jari]

If you have a seat next to that ramp, you ain't seeing a whole lot, are you?

[Droford]

Ramp is supposedly 80 yards long. Seems like its longer

[RP]

So Braun will be taking the cart ride again.

[owenbrown]

Will there be an episode of Chrisley Know's Best on afterwards?

I wonder if RP is a tax cheat just like Todd Chrisley

[XL]

Hmmmmmm. They're not referring to the SD Women's match as a Six Pack Challenge, still open to all "SmackDown contracted women".

[RP]

Todd Chrisley is an American Icon ( and badass ) owenbrown

[Droford]

CRUISER TIME!

[RP]

FIRST MATCH!!

[A.J.K]

Where is the A Double eating popcorn .gif?

[Jari]

This should be pretty damn cool.

[Dark One]

This is probably the best possible way for Wrestlemania to start.

Shows a lot of trust and faith in Aries/Neville, I think.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hmmmmmm. They're not referring to the SD Women's match as a Six Pack Challenge, still open to all "SmackDown contracted women".

Think its always been like that because of the rumors involving former women wrestlers and Eva Marie would have made it more than 6.

[The Destroyer]

Set is going to look great once it gets dark.

[Dark One]

Where is the A Double eating popcorn .gif?

http://i.imgur.com/hQl3l63.gif

[Jari]

The stadium looks pretty full so I'm not feeling nearly as bad for these guys on the kick off show as I was last year.

Apart from Ryback. Fuck Ryback.

[A.J.K]

http://i.imgur.com/hQl3l63.gif

That's Better!

[RP]

they're blocking the sun out good.

[Jari]

Stolen from Twitter but Austin Aries is effectively wrestling in front of 583 Impact Zones tonight.

[Droford]

Matches in daylight are always weird

[The Destroyer]

Matches in daylight are always weird
Least it won't be daylight for anywhere near as long as two years ago.

[RP]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW!

[Droford]

lol I forgot about the ads during the preshow matches

[Dark One]

Fun start to the match so far. Lots of little touches that show both guys have been studying each other. Love Neville shoving Aries back down when he tried to do his handstand escape the first time.

[RP]

Come one man get the fuck out of here with this shit

[Jari]

Commercials during Wrestlemania matches?

[Droford]

KO tough talker Doesnt look fat enough

[Droford]

Commercials during Wrestlemania matches?

this is the PRESHOW

[Triple A]

Daylight makes the match seem "not important"

[Theo Dious]

Last minute prediction: Strongman interferes in Reigns/Taker, Reigns joins him, officially turning heel, Kane runder in to save Taker, Teddy Long shows up and makes it a tag team match.

[Theo Dious]

Commercials during Wrestlemania matches?

Always happens on the preshow.

[Evil Vito]

Those pillars are pretty much the same ones they used at 31. Not as blatant of an obstruction as 28 or 29 but there's still loads of people who can't see through it and will have it obstructing their view all night.

Shame they can't just go back to the WM24 set up for the light rigging. They went out of their way to make that one see-through.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3609/3285314284_d9efe20f81_z.jpg?zz=1

[Theo Dious]

Sweetest idea ever- have the show playing on my TV and phone. Phone is a few seconds behind = DIY replays.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty cool dropkick by Aires.

[RP]

Austin Aries dead.

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Currently at <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania33?src=hash">#Wrestlemania33</a> sit in our seats at section 128 and we have an obstructed view! Post in the way can't see middle of ring! <a href="https://t.co/lXkSSk7IsE">pic.twitter.com/lXkSSk7IsE</a></p>&mdash; Anthony Rivera Jr (@MrAnthonyRivera) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrAnthonyRivera/status/848653074742882304">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Yep...and this is why I'm never going to go to a non-indoor Mania again.

[Jari]

RIP Austin Aries' neck

[RP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Currently at <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania33?src=hash">#Wrestlemania33</a> sit in our seats at section 128 and we have an obstructed view! Post in the way can't see middle of ring! <a href="https://t.co/lXkSSk7IsE">pic.twitter.com/lXkSSk7IsE</a></p>&mdash; Anthony Rivera Jr (@MrAnthonyRivera) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrAnthonyRivera/status/848653074742882304">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Yep...and this is why I'm never going to go to a non-indoor Mania again.

I would demand a refund

[Emperor Smeat]

Cruiser match was really good.

[Theo Dious]

Best CW title match since it's inception.

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Currently at <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania33?src=hash">#Wrestlemania33</a> sit in our seats at section 128 and we have an obstructed view! Post in the way can't see middle of ring! <a href="https://t.co/lXkSSk7IsE">pic.twitter.com/lXkSSk7IsE</a></p>&mdash; Anthony Rivera Jr (@MrAnthonyRivera) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrAnthonyRivera/status/848653074742882304">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Yep...and this is why I'm never going to go to a non-indoor Mania again.

My view at WM 29

https://preview.ibb.co/inM4iv/IMG_0033.jpg

[Dark One]

Would have really loved A-Double to win, but it was a great heel finish, and I'm cool with Neville getting a Wrestlemania win as a reward for basically reviving and carrying the Cruiserweight Division for the past five or six months.

[Ruien]

NEVILLE!!!

[Droford]

Surprised Neville won tbh but it was a good match

[Triple A]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Only 4 men have called Lead at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash">#WrestleMania</a>: Vince, Gorilla, JR &amp; Cole. Tonight a 5th joins...congrats <a href="https://twitter.com/TomPhillipsWWE">@TomPhillipsWWE</a>! <a href="https://t.co/57aqwsdX2v">pic.twitter.com/57aqwsdX2v</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/848647381046263808">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Simple Fan]

Match was a good opener. Didn't expect Neville to win though. Really thought Aries winning would have been a good start for the fans but might just be a sign of things to come.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Breaking News... WWE Cruiserweights will join together and enter the Battle Royal as one. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/205live?src=hash">#205live</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FakeNews?src=hash">#FakeNews</a> <a href="https://t.co/zTkBGwiC29">pic.twitter.com/zTkBGwiC29</a></p>&mdash; Tony Nese (@TonyNese) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyNese/status/848572403106144260">April 2, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Ruien]

Mother fucking BRAUN time.

[Ruien]

Haha only Big Show and Braun being introunced

[Droford]

Mojo gonna win this right

[Ruien]

Hey Sami is there. He must have beat Owens the other night then.

[A.J.K]

Goldust going back to his debut attire

[Jari]

Going to take a punt and go with Sami Zayn for this one.

[Frank Drebin]

Always a couple of guys in this I wish had gotten real matches on the card. Harper, Braun, Ziggler.

[RP]

The biggest guys never win anymore.

[RP]

Where the fuck is Samoa Joe?

[Dark One]

This Battle Royal officially sucks.

[Theo Dious]

HOLY SHIT

[Droford]

ooh the network didnt go to commercial

[Ruien]

Well fuck. Let's go Luke then!

[Theo Dious]

Did they just fail to launch a commercial

[Jari]

Big Show thinking "Fuck this shit" right there.

[Droford]

LETSS GO MOJO

said no body ever

[Theo Dious]

COME ON HARPER

[Jari]

WOW!

[Frank Drebin]

Where the fuck is Samoa Joe?

Good question. Means he's gonna interfere in a match.....right?? Has to. HHH/Rollins the obvious one.

[RP]

Who's that big fat Barbarian in there?

[A.J.K]

:eek: Strowman's out

[Jari]

Luke Harper looks strange in all black

[Gerard]

So Big Show goes from having a match with Shaq, to being in a battle royale for 30 seconds....

[Frank Drebin]

WHERE IS SHAQ????

[Theo Dious]

Rtruth is still employed?

[The Destroyer]

Who's that big fat Barbarian in there?

Killian Dane from NXT.

[Ruien]

I miss Braun. Fuck.

[Droford]

Big Show thinking "Fuck this shit" right there.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pA3OL42GZ-E/hqdefault.jpg

[Theo Dious]

So Big Show goes from having a match with Shaq, to being in a battle royale for 30 seconds....

Bet his bank account isn't compmaining.

[Frank Drebin]

Think about the prestige winning this event.

[Simple Fan]

Really? Strowman and Show gone just like that.

[Gerard]

Bet his bank account isn't compmaining.

:wtf:

[Theo Dious]

WHAT COMMERCIAL BREAK

[Droford]

Gronk probably runs in on Mojo to dump him out to win the match and set up a WM match for next year Gronk vs Mojo

[Theo Dious]

Think about the prestige winning this event.

Ok Gorilla.

[Jari]

This Battle Royal officially sucks.

This was a very nice idea when they first came up with it.

Now it's just something to get through.

[Emperor Smeat]

So much for the rumor about WWE using the Andre match as a showcase for Braun and basis for his big push later in the year.

Also pretty much made a waste of Big Show's recent push if he got tossed out that quickly.

[RP]

That Killian Daine guy looks disgusting.

[Droford]

http://prospectinghealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Bing.png

[Frank Drebin]

That Killian Daine guy looks disgusting.

Hes the son of the Warlord and Berzerker.

[Theo Dious]

If Zayn wins I will poop my pants.

[Jari]

To paraphrase Bray Wyatt "Anyone but you, Ziggler"

[Droford]

JESUS MOJO really gonna win

[Theo Dious]

Hes the son of the Warlord and Berzerker.

THE WAZERKER

[Ruien]

Damn. Crews is still in. Hope he wins.

[Gerard]

Who the fuck is the feral looking White Rikishi?

[RP]

I thought Bo Dallas was Rhyno in shape and then i thought he was Chad Gable but apparently he's just Bo Dallas.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ziggler almost got bent in half with that botched elimination.

[Frank Drebin]

Jesus...Mojo is winning this.

[Simple Fan]

Dumb final 3.

[Jari]

HAHA eliminated by Mojo! Fuck you Ziggler!

[Emperor Smeat]

If this was women battle royal rules, Killian would already have won.

[RP]

ROFL Gronk

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Gronk trying to interfere.

[The Destroyer]

Setting up next year's main's event. Or something.

[Frank Drebin]

WATER TO THE SHOULDER!!!! WHAT A MANEUVER!!

[RP]

LMAO I dont think security knew Gronk was allowed to come in.

[Theo Dious]

Lol worst security ever.

[Theo Dious]

Ugh I'd have preferred Jinder.

[Lock Jaw]

DAMN.

Should have gone with my original pick of Mojo Rawley winning the battle royale.

That pick was never meant to be serious, though. :'(

[RP]

I hope Gronk tears an ACL doing this.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lots of cheating by Mojo since he had Gronk and Spirit of Ryder to help him win.

[Dark One]

This Battle Royal officially sucks.

Terrible.

[Frank Drebin]

LMAO I dont think security knew Gronk was allowed to come in.

Thought this too. Some sort of miscommunication had to have happened.

[Ruien]

MOJO BABY !!!!!!

[Ruien]

Why are you asshats complaining about the match? Shit was aweaome.

[Maluco]

What's up with all the scars and marks on Mojo? Is there a story behind that?

[slik]

I H8 Mojo Rawley

[GD]

Poor security guard.

[Evil Vito]

In retrospect.......I guess the fact that they had Mojo Rawley be the first guy to announce his entry into the battle royal should've been a hint.

[Dark One]

You wedge Braun in here after he's had a killer year, and you eliminate him five minutes in.

This is Big Show's last Wrestlemania, and he was supposed to have a major attraction match with Shaq, but that falls through, so you wedge him in here and have him eliminated four minutes in.

You do both of these things, and then you have fucking Mojo Rawley win.

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[Droford]

The only good part of Mojo winning was he was seriously repping the MD flag on his ring gear

[slik]

Set looks cool, I like the kickoff show panel in their spot, cool visual

[Gerard]

You wedge Braun in here after he's had a killer year, and you eliminate him five minutes in.

This is Big Show's last Wrestlemania, and he was supposed to have a major attraction match with Shaq, but that falls through, so you wedge him in here and have him eliminated four minutes in.

You do both of these things, and then you have fucking Mojo Rawley win.

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WWE, doing "whats best for business (their bank blance) forever". :-\

[RP]

Thought this too. Some sort of miscommunication had to have happened.

They were literally trying to throw him back over the railing.

[Frank Drebin]

The only good part of Mojo winning was he was seriously repping the MD flag on his ring gear

Probably on his thong too. Bonus droford points.

[erickman]

so jinder has a fued now kicking gronks ass

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Any1 eating any good food

Trying to think of what food to eat

I had Seared Chicken and Lentils last night from Blue Apron. Might try next recipe tonight. It is some sort of burgers with mushrooms so might not.

[Droford]

so jinder has a fued now kicking gronks ass

WM 34 main event. Think of the ESPN coverage

[Emperor Smeat]

You wedge Braun in here after he's had a killer year, and you eliminate him five minutes in.

This is Big Show's last Wrestlemania, and he was supposed to have a major attraction match with Shaq, but that falls through, so you wedge him in here and have him eliminated four minutes in.

You do both of these things, and then you have fucking Mojo Rawley win.

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Maybe its a sign of how messed up this year's Mania might end up being.

Last year started off good with the IC ladder match and then pretty much all downhill outside of a couple moments.

[Gerard]

Hope they have Undertakers music on loop with how long that fucking Entrance way is.

[Simple Fan]

Battle Royal kind of sucked. Took the two biggest names out early and it turned into a publicity stunt with Gronk.

[erickman]

WM 34 main event. Think of the ESPN coverage

jinder the new bigshow

[Dark One]

Maybe its a sign of how messed up this year's Mania might end up being.

Last year started off good with the IC ladder match and then pretty much all downhill outside of a couple moments.

Well, I at least have a handle of vodka this year.

[Gerard]

Does the jew get paid extra every time he says "Brock Lesnar"?

[Maluco]

Battle Royal is throwaway, noone cares tomorrow. I think Mojo is awful but it is what it is. Hopefully Braun's night is not over.

Neville is still awesome though and him winning was the right move.

I think there are going to be some killer entrances tonight with that setup

[RP]

I dont mind Mojo winning. I just hope he adds some moves to his move set.

[Volare]

Charly Caruso.....holy fuck. :)

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait IC title match is now on the kickoff show?

Been barely paying attention at all with this pre-show outside of the matches so far.

[slik]

While I am disappointed Dean is on the kickoff show after being in one of the main-events last year, I'd rather watch a match than listen to them talk for 30 minutes

[Gerard]

Charly Caruso.....holy fuck. :)

Who was the other one next to heyman?

[GD]

Whoa! Didn't know that the IC title match was on the kickoff.

[Gerard]

Whoa! Didn't know that the IC title match was on the kickoff.

Very important title that...:-\

[Droford]

Baron Corbin is the WM Preshow MVP apparently

[Triple A]

Does the jew get paid extra every time he says "Brock Lesnar"?

what

[Evil Vito]

Yeah, the women's title match definitely got promoted to the main card so Naomi could do her glow entrance in the dark.

[Jari]

Whoa! Didn't know that the IC title match was on the kickoff.

They really didn't like that Podcast, huh?

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have been really cool had they done Corbin's video entrance of everything going dark as he walked down. Would have also looked a lot more impressive at night.

[Theo Dious]

I guess this is due to the Womens SD match moving up.

[Droford]

Baron Corbin should have a WM Preshow undefeated streak

[RP]

Charly Caruso has won this Kickoff show.

[Gerard]

Undertaker will probably have a painted black segway to get down to the ring on.

[Evil Vito]

2014: Shield break up
2015: Ambrose curtain jerks WM in a multi-man ladder match for a midcard title while Reigns is in the main event and Rollins runs in to win the title
2016: Ambrose gets stuck in a WM match against a guy phoning it in while Reigns headlines and wins the title
2017: Ambrose competes for a midcard title in the pre-show while Rollins and Reigns face HHH and Undertaker

Poor Dean.

[Triple A]

Seems very hard for the crowd to be good when there are 70,000 people

[Jari]

2014: Shield break up
2015: Ambrose curtain jerks WM in a multi-man ladder match for a midcard title while Reigns is in the main event and Rollins runs in to win the title
2016: Ambrose gets stuck in a WM match against a guy phoning it in while Reigns headlines and wins the title
2017: Ambrose competes for a midcard title in the pre-show while Rollins and Reigns face HHH and Undertaker

Poor Dean.

http://i.imgur.com/Zh43euN.jpg

[Droford]

2014: Shield break up
2015: Ambrose curtain jerks WM in a multi-man ladder match for a midcard title while Reigns is in the main event and Rollins runs in to win the title
2016: Ambrose gets stuck in a WM match against a guy phoning it in while Reigns headlines and wins the title
2017: Ambrose competes for a midcard title in the pre-show while Rollins and Reigns face HHH and Undertaker

Poor Dean.

It was Ambroses year to walk out of WM as the WWE Champion..

[Jari]

I'm predicting that between now and next WM, Corbin will be involved in a Hair vs Hair match.

It's long overdue.

[Triple A]

Anyone already feel tired and "sick of this"

[Droford]

I'm predicting that between now and next WM, Corbin will be involved in a Hair vs Hair match.

It's long overdue.

vs Luke Harper

[RP]

I think Corbin and Braun where the same pants.

[slik]

This match is kind of boring to be fair, so I'm ok with it being on the Pre-Show

[Evil Vito]

At least Dean gets to go home with Renee Young every night.

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone already feel tired and "sick of this"

Only 4 hours to go. Then 3 tomorrow, and another 2 on Tuesday.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at someone finally figuring out the counter to Ambrose's lunatic lariat is just a kick.

[RP]

:lol: at someone finally figuring out to just kick Ambrose when he does that lunatic lariat setup.

even funnier when he forgot about 2 minutes later.

[RP]

I feel like they took my Tipsters picks and decided to do the exact opposite

[Maluco]

I would say Ambrose has easily been the worst performing Shield member this year. He is pretty irritating on screen and is the worst in-ring of the 3 imo. Can totally understand his position on the card.

[Droford]

Im 0-3

[Theo Dious]

YES

[Dark One]

Should probably have just replayed Neville vs Aries for two hours.

[KIRA]

What? Man I would've lost money on that one.

[Theo Dious]

Anyone already feel tired and "sick of this"

FFS go away then.

[RP]

I bet Poit has Chad Gable in a corner with his pants down right now.

[KIRA]

I would say Ambrose has easily been the worst performing Shield member this year. He is pretty irritating on screen and is the worst in-ring of the 3 imo. Can totally understand his position on the card.

I can't he's not the Ambrose I know he could be he's just Pillman lite.

[RP]

Have we ruled out Sam Roberts being Poit?

[KIRA]

It was Ambroses year to walk out of WM as the WWE Champion..

Remember when we were all so sure that it would be Rollins who was fated to be a mid carder.

They actually acknowledge people hate Roman,his match should be last because after he wins the boos won't ever stop.

[Triple A]

FFS go away then.

sorry

[RP]

If Undertaker does one last rope walk or a dive over the top rope.. it will save this WM

[Evil Vito]

can never go wrong with Johnny Cash in a video package

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone already feel tired and "sick of this"

FFS go away then.

sorry

#shutitdown

[Droford]

http://www.crazyaccidents.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10-Crazy-Amusement-Park-Accidents-960x460.jpg

[Evil Vito]

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[Locke]

Crowd booing "Tinashe"

[Dark One]

For amber waves of---SCCHRHRRRRRRR--for purple mountain--SCHCRRRRR

[Dark One]

Crowd booing "Tinashe"

Probably can't see those boobs from the upper levels.

[Frank Drebin]

Love milk chocolate

[Bad News Gertner]

God damn. She should be in the Divas division

[Frank Drebin]

AMERICA!!!!!

[Locke]

Glad I didn't watch the pre show

Don't really want to watch this at all

Wrestlemania seems to be going with a roller caoster theme this year