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OssMan
01-28-2018, 08:46 PM
It would be cool if they eliminated Roman Reigns right away.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 08:46 PM
welp cant be helped BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0

Savio
01-28-2018, 08:46 PM
2B.... Plz https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/86/1.0

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 08:46 PM
If someone eliminates Reigns the crowd will hop the barricade and carry him out on their shoulders.

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:46 PM
Miz-Reigns a way better staredown moment than the time Cena-Orton did it to the sound of cricket chirps in a Rumble.

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 08:47 PM
please let Roman be eliminated... the cheers will be epic

KIRA
01-28-2018, 08:47 PM
They havent stopped booing since he came out

rez
01-28-2018, 08:47 PM
fuck you, roman. no loyalty!

OssMan
01-28-2018, 08:47 PM
lol Goldust

Dark One
01-28-2018, 08:47 PM
Jason Jordan is going to be #30, he's gonna get booed out of the building

Dark One
01-28-2018, 08:48 PM
That'll get the crowd behind Roman, CERTAINLY

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 08:48 PM
Oh god Jason Jordan at #30 would go over like a fart in church

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:48 PM
Rollins ended up looking like a dumbass in the end.

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 08:49 PM
uh oh...the Daniel Bryan chants are starting.....they're gonna be sad.

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 08:49 PM
lol If Taker is 30...

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 08:49 PM
Oh. Forgot about Jordan. Jordan will win.

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 08:49 PM
This would be the biggest swerve in Rumble history if Mr. Ziggles wins.

slik
01-28-2018, 08:49 PM
lol Dolph

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 08:49 PM
Probably going to laugh a lot if Ziggler shows up in the Rumble at the #30 spot. Might be more groan worthy as a surprise than Reigns' spot last year.

Go ahead and laugh

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:50 PM
WWE found a way to have a more depressing #30 pick than last year's with Reigns

RP
01-28-2018, 08:50 PM
PHEW! I picked Dolph to win it all. THought he wasnt going to be in the match lol.

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 08:50 PM
LOL

Gerard
01-28-2018, 08:50 PM
Quite the botch on that aa superkick spot.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 08:50 PM
That...is a surprise

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 08:50 PM
Wait, Jordan isn't even in it?? What kind of father is Kurt!?!

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 08:51 PM
So Dolph Ziggler shows up, looks like he's about to do something interesting, and it ends up being underwhelming.

Story of his career.

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:52 PM
So Dolph Ziggler shows up, looks like he's about to do something interesting, and it ends up being underwhelming.

Story of his career.

Yeup.

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 08:52 PM
... Nakamura might actually win this. lol

RP
01-28-2018, 08:52 PM
worst rumble of all time. And Roman hasnt even won it yet.

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 08:52 PM
PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN PLEASE DON'T LET CENA WIN

slik
01-28-2018, 08:52 PM
Good final six

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 08:52 PM
dammit should have been 5 on 1 against Reigns

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 08:53 PM
King: "COVER HIM!! Ka...uhhh...." *Remembers what day it is*

rez
01-28-2018, 08:54 PM
Plz win

1. Shin
2. Balor



3 Cena



























4. Roman

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 08:54 PM
Cena: "Is the Wrestlemania sign still there??"

OssMan
01-28-2018, 08:54 PM
They're gonna eliminate Balor or Nakamura at the same time as Reigns to even out the crowd

Ruien
01-28-2018, 08:54 PM
Let's go Cena!!!!

slik
01-28-2018, 08:54 PM
Down to Finn, Nakamura, Cena and Roman

slik
01-28-2018, 08:54 PM
Let's go Nakamura!

Nicky Fives
01-28-2018, 08:55 PM
I had 3/4 in my final 4..... Thought Corbin would have been there instead of Shinsuke....

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 08:55 PM
Let's go Cena!!!!

FUCK YEAH!

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:55 PM
So are they going to group hug Kliq style or not?

Dark One
01-28-2018, 08:55 PM
FIRST SIGN POINT OF THE NIGHT

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:55 PM
:lol: at the "you both suck" chants

KIRA
01-28-2018, 08:56 PM
Its like Vince likes pissing these people off

Nicky Fives
01-28-2018, 08:56 PM
"You Both Suck" chants.

Ruien
01-28-2018, 08:56 PM
Why would anyone hate Cena still! FUCK that.

Nicky Fives
01-28-2018, 08:56 PM
If Reigns & Cena eliminate Shinsuke & Balor at the same time, the crowd will riot.

slik
01-28-2018, 08:57 PM
If the final two are Cena and Roman the crowd in Philly will be livid

Ruien
01-28-2018, 08:57 PM
Cena has the best story so I want him to win. The record besting story should start with a RR win.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 08:57 PM
Nakamura don't run at anyone

Gerard
01-28-2018, 08:57 PM
If Reigns & Cena eliminate Shinsuke & Balor at the same time, the crowd will riot.

We can only hope so.

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 08:58 PM
can we get some surprise entrants out of nowhere please? :'(

slik
01-28-2018, 08:58 PM
Why would anyone hate Cena still! FUCK that.


I like Cena my man, I just don't want him to win

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 08:58 PM
Vince should shut WWE down if Philly riots tonight

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 08:58 PM
WWE really trying to get that face off moment with Reigns and Cena to work and crowd doesn't care at all.

RP
01-28-2018, 08:58 PM
I'm rooting for Cena and Reigns just for the riot.

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 08:58 PM
Wow....most mild reaction to the 5 KS I've ever heard. Not even a mass of boos.

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 08:59 PM
The 10 year old... is out.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 08:59 PM
Yes John, we noticed the wrestlemania sign, you lantern jawed twat.

Triple A
01-28-2018, 08:59 PM
damn @ Balor double stomp on Nakamura's neck

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 08:59 PM
shinsuke is dead

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:00 PM
That was a really cool and brutal looking double stomp.

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:00 PM
Reigns is not a polarizing figure. Polarizing implies some sort of balance, 90% boos everywhere he goes is not balanced.

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:00 PM
So Cena gets tossed next.....

slik
01-28-2018, 09:00 PM
58 minutes, great showing for Balor

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:00 PM
oh fuck

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:00 PM
This Rumble now has a 66% chance of ending in a depressing note. 147% chance using the Steiner Math system.

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:01 PM
Cena begs for at least the boos.

Ruien
01-28-2018, 09:01 PM
Long was match when they got to the final 4

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:02 PM
At least when WWE did it years ago with Cena & Orton, it was just one moment that was a dud.

Going several times with a Cena-Reigns face off spot has been terrible.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:02 PM
Loving that sign in the crowd, "when it reigns it bores"

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 09:02 PM
THANK... FUCK.

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:02 PM
lol...Cena's like, "I'll let you eliminate me but no way am I taking another exploder suplex."

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:02 PM
Heart is pounding right now.

slik
01-28-2018, 09:03 PM
LETS GO SHINSUKE

RP
01-28-2018, 09:03 PM
ROFL

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:03 PM
IM BEGGING

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:03 PM
DO THE RIGHT FUCKING THING, VINCE!!!

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:03 PM
Lawler has had about 15 picks in this Rumble

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:04 PM
That "cmon" pose looks more like he's trying to highlight his crotch bulge, generally not a good idea for an Asian.

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:04 PM
would be funny if Roman reigns won

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:04 PM
Lawler has had about 15 picks in this Rumble

https://i.imgur.com/9m99Vty.png

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:05 PM
Nak gonna win this I think.

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:05 PM
would be funny if Roman reigns won

and Philly will burn to the ground and you will see the smoke from Denver

Nicky Fives
01-28-2018, 09:06 PM
At least Cole hasn't called him Shin yet (I think)

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:06 PM
Excisted for the women's rumble

Ruien
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
100: want Roman over the weird Jap dude.

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
THANK FUCK

rez
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
OMG YES

Nicky Fives
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
Gong distraction going to cost Roman?

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
Lol at the "Deleted" sign with Strong Bad on it

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY CHOSE "NO RIOT"

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/3/4/enhanced/webdr09/anigif_enhanced-buzz-6782-1404376435-25.gif

slik
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
YESSSSSSSSS

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
:D Nakamura wins

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:07 PM
YES!

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
YYYYUYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSAASSSSSSSSSSSS

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/C8PJp.gif

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/0f096dfb18dc0600b084da4eeb44867a/tenor.gif?itemid=4478367

slik
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
Best Rumble Ever (now)

Theo Dious
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
Top 5 rumble right there

Triple A
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
Why do they have to interview him after the match... total buzz kill

edit: ok nvm that was fine

rez
01-28-2018, 09:08 PM
prolly AJ

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:09 PM
Really great Rumble overall. Best one since 2011 at the very least.

Ruien
01-28-2018, 09:09 PM
Now when is Braun?

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:09 PM
But in all seriousness, congratulations to Nakamura for winning the right to curtain jerk the main show at Wrestlemania

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:09 PM
I don't even care if the show ends with an underwhelming Rousey win or Steph pointing at the WrestleMania sign now. Tonight is a fucking win.

NAKAMURA/STYLES AT MANIA FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSS

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:09 PM
Right call, WWE. Good job.

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 09:10 PM
Really great Rumble overall. Best one since 2011 at the very least.

:y:

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:10 PM
There is no way they put Nakamura/AJ after Reigns/Lesnar, no matter how amazing it will be.

SURPRISE ME WWE

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 09:11 PM
YUUUUUSSSSSSSS

Triple A
01-28-2018, 09:11 PM
Really hungry... should have got some food before...

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:11 PM
Really great Rumble overall. Best one since 2011 at the very least.

Started off pretty poor but picked up pretty dramatically. Could have probably been an all time great if they hadn't cut off big surprises and pops for meaningless heat, but good overall.

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:11 PM
Well that was definitely better than last year's Rumble at least. It was also the peak of this show. Why the fuck are there still 3 matches?

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:12 PM
No pyro you cheap bastards

What did that money go toward the XFL uniforms?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-28-2018, 09:13 PM
NAKAMURA!

Four Irish Car Bombs into this shit.

Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:13 PM
Steph dressed to compete

Danny Electric
01-28-2018, 09:13 PM
Even though I was slightly annoyed that the Rumble was so early , that was the best Rumble I've seen in a long time.

RP
01-28-2018, 09:15 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUrIAXrV4AATuTF.jpg

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:15 PM
I can't believe they recorded this KFC thing before this show went on the air. It's why there were massive unprompted RUSEV DAY chants and why they had blue ropes (to not clash with the white KFC outfits) for the first pre-show match

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:16 PM
Fuck it, put Flair in the Rumble.

Actually, he'd have to win because just like Iron Sheik in the WrestleMania 17 Gimmick Battle Royal, he physically can't go over the ropes.

You had no idea how right you were.

Savio
01-28-2018, 09:16 PM
If Flairs last match is a "KFC Rumble".....lol

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:16 PM
Ric Flair saved this from being shitty

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 09:16 PM
LOL Colonel Flair. :lol:

Danny Electric
01-28-2018, 09:16 PM
Oh and I nearly woke up my wife and children by screaming.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:16 PM
Steph dressed to compete

Yep what did I say

Ol Dirty Dastard
01-28-2018, 09:17 PM
That was mainly booked for the final 6. Really good last 20-25 minutes or so.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:17 PM
I assume Seth is going to spend 20 seconds in the ring in this match after being in the Rumble for quite a while.

90% of this match is going to be JJ/Sheamus.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-28-2018, 09:17 PM
Yes yes yes yes yes he did it

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:17 PM
Started off pretty poor but picked up pretty dramatically. Could have probably been an all time great if they hadn't cut off big surprises and pops for meaningless heat, but good overall.

Only real sore spot for me was the several Reigns-Cena moments since they were terrible. Get that WWE desperately wants to make crowds see Reigns and Cena as equals in terms of mega stars but crowds are tired of both hogging the focus.

2011 Rumble had the Cena and Hornswoggle moment of them eliminating most of the New Nexus and maybe the Corre as well but had a really amazing ending and the 40 guys.

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 09:17 PM
If Flairs last match is a "KFC Rumble".....lol

Col. Sanders approves.

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:20 PM
Anyway, for me....that was the best Rumble since 2004. 2004 is swept under the rug by WWE for obvious reasons and it's totally understandable why, but that was the last Rumble I've watched that I thought was just perfectly booked from beginning to end.

What a match. Made an even better surprise because I assumed the worst with them not closing the show with it.

rockman725
01-28-2018, 09:21 PM
I'll have to admit, there was part of me that wanted to see how bad things would have gotten if Roman did win. Imagine a Roman win & an Eagles loss next week.... yikes!?!

Also, glad they brought Rey out BEFORE Roman cause this time, Rey actually was cheered! lol

Savio
01-28-2018, 09:23 PM
Triple A's eyes are probably glued to the TV

Savio
01-28-2018, 09:23 PM
Heard Jason might be slightly injured.

slik
01-28-2018, 09:24 PM
Announcers fighting

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:24 PM
People were way more worried about Reigns winning than they should have been. Years of the more "shocking" choice winning the rumble when there's 2 titles anyway should tell people WWE's mindset going in.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:25 PM
Fred gives negative shits about this match.

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:26 PM
People were way more worried about Reigns winning than they should have been. Years of the more "shocking" choice winning the rumble when there's 2 titles anyway should tell people WWE's mindset going in.

If the Rumble was closing I'd have agreed. I don't think Vince would've closed the show with him winning in front of a Philly crowd again.

But since they had it on the middle of the show and could've had Asuka come out #1 and wreck shit for an hour to close the show, I thought they'd roll with Reigns

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:27 PM
If the Rumble was closing I'd have agreed. I don't think Vince would've closed the show with him winning in front of a Philly crowd again.

But since they had it on the middle of the show and could've had Asuka come out #1 and wreck shit for an hour to close the show, I thought they'd roll with Reigns

They did things to make me think "Wait... WILL they actually go with Reigns!?" So good job there. But in the end, this tends to be the pattern. Everything for WrestleMania is still exactly as planned. I don't think Vince really gives enough of a fuck about the result of the rumble so... give the people the result they want.

Sting Fan
01-28-2018, 09:28 PM
I was hoping against hope for Bryan at #30 and the place just going insane. Or even Taker at #30 for a similar effect.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:32 PM
This match is going to go longer than the Rumble.

Ezra
01-28-2018, 09:32 PM
Turn on him jordan

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:33 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l6OUf5oVMOjN6/giphy.gif

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:34 PM
Seth Rollins is a god damn trooper, though. Spending quite a bit in the Rumble and then basically wrestling that whole match, which I wasn't clocking but I believe went roughly two hours.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:35 PM
Hopefully the lesnar match is up next so i can get to bed, honestly couldn't give 2 flying fucks about this 30 washing machines match.

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:35 PM
With how injured Jordan's back is, they really should have pulled this match off the card. Between Jordan's health and crowd being exhausted, should have just run several hype videos to act as the cool down for the Universal title match instead.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:36 PM
BRAUN OR RIOT

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:38 PM
K. Cool match. When's the rumble? O.

Shisen Kopf
01-28-2018, 09:38 PM
Hopefully the lesnar match is up next so i can get to bed, honestly couldn't give 2 flying fucks about this 30 washing machines match.

They make sandwiches too

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:38 PM
How big are the cheers gonna be when Paul Heyman walks through that curtain shortly?

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:38 PM
Death toll better hit 45 in this match.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:39 PM
They make sandwiches too

The god damn better otherwise they get the belt. :mad:

And i'm not talking about a title belt either.

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:40 PM
Seems obvious Kane is here to take the fall but WWE's need to go "shock value" over what's logical makes me think they might go SWERVE and have Braun take the fall.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:40 PM
Interesting choice prefacing Kane's music with a fart.

Triple A
01-28-2018, 09:40 PM
The god damn better otherwise they get the belt. :mad:

And i'm not talking about a title belt either.

funny posts dude

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:41 PM
lets go kane

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:41 PM
Interesting choice prefacing Kane's music with a fart.

A fake pyro effect, cheap bastards!

Savio
01-28-2018, 09:41 PM
True Kane could be the only person to win ECW, WHC, WWE, and Universal champion.

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:41 PM
Hopefully Brock drops the belt tonight but I doubt it

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 09:41 PM
WELL...HERE COMES THE PAIN, COLE! [/Tazz]

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:41 PM
Maybe its just the gear but Kane looks a lot fatter than usual.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:42 PM
He's held it for 301 days and had how many matches? Remember the old 30 day defence rule back in the days of yore?

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:42 PM
Is this Kanes retirement match I hope so

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:42 PM
How big are the cheers gonna be when Paul Heyman walks through that curtain shortly?

I don't think the crowd has it in them at this point. They just sat through a Royal Rumble match in the middle of the card. lol

slik
01-28-2018, 09:42 PM
Did Brock get pyro I was on the phone and missed the entrances

slik
01-28-2018, 09:42 PM
Was Braun's pop large

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:43 PM
Maybe its just the gear but Kane looks a lot fatter than usual.

I believe the kids these days would refer to him as "thicccc"

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:43 PM
Did Brock get pyro I was on the phone and missed the entrances

Nope.

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:43 PM
Serious questien:

When the last time Brock Lesnar cut a promo or even said anything into the mic in wwe

slik
01-28-2018, 09:43 PM
damn @ no pyro

slik
01-28-2018, 09:44 PM
Did Braun get a huge pop?

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:44 PM
CHOKE

SALM

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:45 PM
Brock is terrifying when he getas wide eyed and smiles like a roided up Bob Baclund

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:45 PM
Lesnar eliminated from royal rumble

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:45 PM
Bah gawd he punched a chair, like they've never seen that before. :roll:

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:46 PM
did they actual "reinforce the ring" for this match

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:46 PM
did they actual "reinforce the ring" for this match


If they did they forgot to mention it 35 times to this point.

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:47 PM
If I were at this show, I'd be getting drunk off my ass about halfway through that rumble to prepare myself to get rowdy as fuck during the rest of the sow. For the sake of the home viewer.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:47 PM
I don't think Braun even needs a belt

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:48 PM
Every time I hear "there are no disqualifications in a triple threat match!" I'm reminded of the old SVR games where clobbering someone with a chair in a triple threat match just resulted in an awkward no contest.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:48 PM
If I were at this show, I'd be getting drunk off my ass about halfway through that rumble to prepare myself to get rowdy as fuck during the rest of the sow. For the sake of the home viewer.

Id probably be pissing in a bottle and flinging it at the ring.

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:48 PM
brawn Stroman's choke slam sucks compared to kane's

slik
01-28-2018, 09:48 PM
I'm glad this is no dq but when did that happen

slik
01-28-2018, 09:49 PM
yess Braunnn

OssMan
01-28-2018, 09:49 PM
nice push kane

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:49 PM
If Braun wins, even an hour of Stephanie on commentary cannot ruin this show.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 09:49 PM
Does kane hold a sexual assault lawsuit over Vince's head or something

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:50 PM
lol Oh, Cole.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:50 PM
brawn Stroman's choke slam sucks compared to kane's


Kanes sucks compared to this:


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/luDsBbSNE4w" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Now THATS a chokeslam, not this 2 foot hop shit they do these days.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:50 PM
This is no Brock Lesnar vs Bob Holly championship match.

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:51 PM
I'm glad this is no dq but when did that happen

I'm actually curious how you have a WWE-style triple threat match that ISN'T no DQ. Like... one guy gets counted out or DQed. Okay? So who wins?

slik
01-28-2018, 09:51 PM
ouch

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:52 PM
That's going to leave a welt on Braun's face

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:52 PM
Not even Braun can redeem this plodfest. Kane is a vacuum of entertainment these days.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:52 PM
Did Braun do that to Brock in the four-way?

Not calling back to that, guys?

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:52 PM
We still get an hour of Stephanie McMahon speaking to come. Just realized that. lol

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 09:53 PM
LOL need more announce tables

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 09:53 PM
Also ouch for Kane.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:53 PM
"PUNY MORTAL. GARBAGE TRUCKS AND CRUSHED AMBULANCES CAN'T STOP ME. WHAT HOPE DOES A PUNY ANNOUNCERS' TABLE HAVE?"

RP
01-28-2018, 09:54 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Damn! <a href="https://t.co/d1qH0KPNDL">pic.twitter.com/d1qH0KPNDL</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RoyalRumble</a> <a href="https://t.co/8Byh9ytk8f">https://t.co/8Byh9ytk8f</a></p>&mdash; NoDQ.com - WWE News (@nodqdotcom) <a href="https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/957807588292218882?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:54 PM
Suckage

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 09:54 PM
uhg

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 09:55 PM
What a dreadful match.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:55 PM
Like everything outside of the men's rumble:

"Well, that was technically a finish."

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:56 PM
The Road to BoringMania begins

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 09:56 PM
At least that took more than 1 (4, to be exact) F5, I guess...

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 09:56 PM
Kane can go back to jobbing until next time they want people to think he's a threat again now.

Sepholio
01-28-2018, 09:56 PM
I blame Kane

Savio
01-28-2018, 09:56 PM
Yeah, brock got pissed, lol

Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:57 PM
Nakamura vs AJ and Braun vs Roman 83 would have been the greatest Mania of all time.

Danny Electric
01-28-2018, 09:57 PM
Braun will beat Lesnar after Lesnar loses the belt to Reigns.

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 09:57 PM
Preview of Lesnar vs Reigns

EBFXTwv-WPM

RP
01-28-2018, 09:57 PM
I'd love to see what happens back stage between Braun and Brock

slik
01-28-2018, 09:58 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BROCK! ☠️ <a href="https://t.co/9e5jk8GzZr">pic.twitter.com/9e5jk8GzZr</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/957807219084578817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Dark One
01-28-2018, 09:58 PM
What a dreadful match.

Still better than Brock vs Holly and Angle vs Henry.

Most Rumble title matches are shitty.

Gerard
01-28-2018, 09:58 PM
I'd love to see what happens back stage between Braun and Brock

Probably some scented oils and a shower together.

slik
01-28-2018, 09:59 PM
Why did Lesnar get pissed at Braun what did Braun do #TeamBraun

Savio
01-28-2018, 10:00 PM
Let's go Santina!

Emperor Smeat
01-28-2018, 10:00 PM
Hope they pull out one of the tables under the ring to be the announcer table for the Women's Rumble match.

Or just borrow the Japanese one and have Funaki join the booth for the main event.

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 10:01 PM
Kane is one of the first wrestlers I was ever a mark for. But he needs to retire. Dude is 50, has over 1,000 televised matches and fuck knows how many non-televised ones under his belt. He's had a great career and will be a first ballot Hall of Famer. But it's time to go.

rockman725
01-28-2018, 10:01 PM
Braun knee'd Lesnar hard in the face towards the beginning of the match

slik
01-28-2018, 10:02 PM
lol oh Braun!

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 10:02 PM
Kia Stevens needs to be in this. I don't know what I'd mark out for more: Kharma or Welfare Queen.

slik
01-28-2018, 10:02 PM
Let's go Asuka (or Nia)

Dark One
01-28-2018, 10:02 PM
Becky or riot (not riott)

Triple A
01-28-2018, 10:02 PM
Why did Lesnar get pissed at Braun what did Braun do #TeamBraun

Braun gave Lesnar a really stiff knee to the ear/side of the head just before that punch

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 10:04 PM
Kinda hoping for a shock ending here. Then again Asuka losing would taint her undefeated streak. Rousey being a shocking #30 but then losing in the final two to Asuka would be pretty crazy I guess. Just want something crazy to happen at the end because the match itself is probably gonna be terrible.

GD
01-28-2018, 10:04 PM
That Lesnar punch looked crazy

#1-norm-fan
01-28-2018, 10:05 PM
Women's evolution

Savio
01-28-2018, 10:05 PM
"She won't tell you so"

Dark One
01-28-2018, 10:05 PM
Of all the celebs to boo, Maria Menounos should not be one of them.

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 10:05 PM
Becky or riot (not riott)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7355cd43be9f99a10a21e1aac636e55f/tumblr_oe8rh6eGbB1u1ljrzo1_400.gif

KIRA
01-28-2018, 10:05 PM
Just waiting for Steph to ruin this

Frank Drebin
01-28-2018, 10:06 PM
Nice of Philly to boo a huge wrestling fan who has brain cancer.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 10:06 PM
Cole performing verbal cunnilingus on Stephanie to keep that job.

GD
01-28-2018, 10:06 PM
Steph is definitely entering.

owenbrown
01-28-2018, 10:06 PM
Lilian Garcia for ring announcer of GTFO

BigCrippyZ
01-28-2018, 10:06 PM
Braun gave Lesnar a really stiff knee to the ear/side of the head just before that punch

Yep. Looked like a deserved receipt there.

Dark One
01-28-2018, 10:06 PM
Nice of Philly to boo a huge wrestling fan who has brain cancer.

Probably worse than booing Santa Claus, TBH.

BigCrippyZ
01-28-2018, 10:07 PM
Cole performing verbal cunnilingus on Stephanie to keep that job.

Or legit. Sounds that way so far. :lol:

KIRA
01-28-2018, 10:07 PM
Listen at them blowing Stephine like she was the one in the ring busting her ass

slik
01-28-2018, 10:07 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Stephanie McMahon is one of the trailblazers but she won't tell you so!&quot; - Michael Cole. Why do I think Stephanie scripted that line? �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalRumble?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RoyalRumble</a></p>&mdash; NoDQ.com - WWE News (@nodqdotcom) <a href="https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/957812124310372352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Nicky Fives
01-28-2018, 10:07 PM
I hate Menounos. Go away.

KIRA
01-28-2018, 10:08 PM
Philly why are you booing Maria she is an actual fan all of you can fuck off

DAMN iNATOR
01-28-2018, 10:08 PM
Becky or Bayley #2 probs...

BigCrippyZ
01-28-2018, 10:08 PM
God. I'm all about women's empowerment, etc., but this seems like nothing more than a ridiculous scheme to somehow "make history". So stupid.

Evil Vito
01-28-2018, 10:08 PM
Okay, thanks for showing up Maria Menounos but don't quit your day job.