OFFICIAL Royal Rumble TPWW 2018 Thread

[DAMN iNATOR]

Guessing Bayley at #3 then.

[slik]

Of all the celebs to boo, Maria Menounos should not be one of them.

I didn't really like her announcing but she's legit a huge WWE fan whose promoted them a lot over the years

[Emperor Smeat]

With the lack of women on the main roster, WWE should have thrown a curve ball and had both Women's champs be in the Rumble. Easy of excuse of them simply wanting to get rid of any real threats to their titles.

[Gerard]

God. I'm all about women's empowerment, etc., but this seems like nothing more than a ridiculous scheme to somehow "make history". So stupid.

They'll probably have a trans royal rumble next year. :| It really is just wwe riding the cock of a trend at the minute.

[KIRA]

Cole really shimmying his way up Mrs Levesque's ass

[Triple A]

Of all the celebs to boo, Maria Menounos should not be one of them.

I think they were booing her saying "women's evolution" instead of "revolution"

[Dark One]

If Trish shows up in this Rumble, she's gonna get that Austin-level pop.

[rockman725]

God. I'm all about women's empowerment, etc., but this seems like nothing more than a ridiculous scheme to somehow "make history". So stupid.

Agreed. A good moment for the business, but its all about politics now. This is just a way to try to one-up the grammys, which from what I heard, are doing the exact same thing

[Nicky Fives]

I didn't really like her announcing but she's legit a huge WWE fan whose promoted them a lot over the years

Don't care, bring Lilian back for the night or keep JoJo (a woman as well). Maria not going to bring in any viewers.

[Dark One]

I think they were booing her saying "women's evolution" instead of "revolution"

Also forgot to fit in "it's more Rumble than ever"

Truly the worst ring announcer.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I didn't really like her announcing but she's legit a huge WWE fan whose promoted them a lot over the years

AND competed at a WrestleMania!

[Frank Drebin]

Someone please gif that moment of Charlotte pumping her fist to Becky's theme song while Alexa looks at her side eyed. That was great.

[KIRA]

So Becky's onsie I wish I could unsee it

[Gerard]

"Considers herself a backwoods girl", bet her brother is thrilled about that. :shifty:

[Nicky Fives]

Don't give her a mic, please.

[#1-norm-fan]

God. I'm all about women's empowerment, etc., but this seems like nothing more than a ridiculous scheme to somehow "make history". So stupid.

That's most of the "revolution". Forcing women's matches into main event spots without actually putting in the work to make them main event-worthy and then saying "revolution" a lot.

[Sting Fan]

If Trish shows up in this Rumble, she's gonna get that Austin-level pop.

Only reason I am still tuned in.

[slik]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Sarah Logan's shorts look like they ripped when she sat down and had to hastily duct tape it back together.

[Evil Vito]

Mandy Rose is so fucking hot.

[Dark One]

This thread is 100x worse than I expected it to be for this match. See you all tomorrow.

[KIRA]

Lita or I start tossing chairs

[Frank Drebin]

Don't care, bring Lilian back for the night or keep JoJo (a woman as well). Maria not going to bring in any viewers.

uhhh......Do you know what she does for a living?

[Gerard]

That's most of the "revolution". Forcing women's matches into main event spots without actually putting in the work to make them main event-worthy and then saying "revolution" a lot.

Wonder how much press they'll get for this usurping the mens rumble match as the last in the show. Thats really all this is, a publicity cock riding move.

[Evil Vito]

SO FUCK YOUR RULES MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[KIRA]

Is WWE still salty at AJ Lee

[DAMN iNATOR]

That's rich, Stephanie telling someone else to calm down.

[Sepholio]

Lita or I start tossing chairs

YESSSSS

[Nicky Fives]

Lita or Trish definitely need to show up. I'd settle for Torrie, just to look at her some more.

[slik]

Lita!

[Frank Drebin]

Why did Lita steal a plumber's pants?

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Lita

[KIRA]

YESSSS

[Nicky Fives]

HERE WE GO!

[RP]

I need more Liv Morgan in my life. She might be threatening the throne.

[Frank Drebin]

This thread is 100x worse than I expected it to be for this match. See you all tomorrow.

HAPPY 14,000 POSTS, DARK ONE!!!

[KIRA]

Alright thats one

COMON ALICIA!

[owenbrown]

HELL YES!

[Savio]

Hope Caitlyn Jenner wins.

[OssMan]

hope Trish Stratus shows up

[BigCrippyZ]

You know what would be cool and "revolutionary", if there was a "legit" storyline reason to have this match. Like to figure out who the "legit" disputed Women's champion was.

[Gerard]

Ooh Stephanie mentioned chyna, obviously kids all over the world are going to go look at her porn vids now.

[Nicky Fives]

Lta's outfit choice not so great...

[KIRA]

Moolah can go to hell and stay there

[OssMan]

Don't act like you ever liked lita

[#1-norm-fan]

Surprised Michael Cole's not already busting out some women's rumble stats.

"Coming out #6. Not an enviable spot however it has produced AS MANY winners in the women's rumble as the #30 spot."

[OssMan]

Gail Kim will show up

[Gerard]

Wish this bitch would fuck up with the screeching.

[Emperor Smeat]

The women being shorter in height is already showing some problems for this match.

[rez]

go pirate girl!

[BigCrippyZ]

Surprised Michael Cole's not already busting out some women's rumble stats.

"Coming out #6. Not an enviable spot however it has produced AS MANY winners in the women's rumble as the #30 spot."

:lol:

[KIRA]

eliminate Asuka lite so we can get to the real deal

[Evil Vito]

Kairi Sane has the best elbow in the business.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm protesting. There's no way you can just throw Kairi in there and expect me to focus on the match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great looking elbow drop by Sane

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Tamina with a terrible new theme.

[slik]

Kairi seems good

[Sepholio]

I'm protesting. There's no way you can just throw Kairi in there and expect me to focus on the match.

Quoted for accuracy.

[OssMan]

Tamina hell yea

[KIRA]

Gail Kim will show up

And thats all she'll do

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol literally nobody cares about this match.

[Gerard]

So presumably lita gets tossed here seeing as she hit her finisher a few times.

[Nicky Fives]

LOL Tamina with a terrible new theme.

Pretty sure she's had about 5 of those.....

[Emperor Smeat]

White gear is actually a pretty great look for Tamina.

[DAMN iNATOR]

eliminate Asuka lite so we can get to the real deal

I'd actually like to see them square off for a bit.

[rez]

goddamnit, becky

[Gerard]

And right on cue....

[Bad News Gertner]

Boring

[Nicky Fives]

Lita-sault looked a little stiff

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Tamina missed her cue.

[Frank Drebin]

You know what would be cool and "revolutionary", if there was a "legit" storyline reason to have this match. Like to figure out who the "legit" disputed Women's champion was.

It a royal rumble match, you oaf. WTF are you talking about? Did you want to have a class action title 9 lawsuit that slowly ran through the court system as an acceptable story? Jesus fucking Christ.

[Bad News Gertner]

Boring!

[OssMan]

Good match. Fuck u all

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the booing for Becky after getting rid of Lita

[BigCrippyZ]

Um... no, you don't still got it... that was a weak ass moonsault Lita... Jeez...

[KIRA]

This is clearly Tamina's Wrestlemania

[Bad News Gertner]

Boring!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty sure she's had about 5 of those.....

I mean, her more recent one was bad, but the new one is pure ear diarrhea.

[rez]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Bad News Gertner]

Yawn

[Bad News Gertner]

Borrrrrrring!

[rez]

ooo Torrie

[Sepholio]

Bye Kairi :'(

[Evil Vito]

TORRIE WILSON

BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

[Nicky Fives]

Dana eliminates Kairi?

[Gerard]

TORRIE WILSON

BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

Be still my right hand.

[OssMan]

torrie wilson looks completely different

[#1-norm-fan]

Thinking Trish might not be in this now. If she is, they missed out on a Trish-Lita staredown. Not a lot of "big" moments they can squeeze out of this.

[Emperor Smeat]

Shocked Dana actually eliminated someone.

Some pretty great surprise entrants so far in this rumble.

[Bad News Gertner]

Crowd is dead

[Sepholio]

did Torrie blow out her leg or something? Looks awkward.

[Frank Drebin]

Ok....lets get Nia to clean house then get her to face off with Kharma.

[KIRA]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JovialScratchyBrocketdeer-size_restricted.gif

[Savio]

Can't imagine how bad it would be to hear Steph and Byron call a match.

[BigCrippyZ]

It a royal rumble match, you oaf. WTF are you talking about? Did you want to have a class action title 9 lawsuit that slowly ran through the court system as an acceptable story? Jesus fucking Christ.

No. I wanted to have an interesting storyline reason to have a #1 contender women's Rumble match other than "let's make history"...

[Evil Vito]

Steph is being fun and endearing. The hell is going on?

[Gerard]

Steph is being fun and endearing. The hell is going on?

Someone forgot to hit the "cunt mode" button before she came out.

[rez]

NOOOOO again

[#1-norm-fan]

10 should have been the "10" guy whose name I'm blanking on right now.

[RP]

has Liv Morgan come in yet?

[DAMN iNATOR]

OssMan, are you keeping track of "time" ( :roll: ) between entrants in this match?

[Gerard]

10 should have been the "10" guy whose name I'm blanking on right now.

Tyler..something or other?

[Evil Vito]

Be still my right hand.

That's not how masturbation works

[Frank Drebin]

No. I wanted to have an interesting storyline reason to have a #1 contender women's Rumble match other than "let's make history"...

Dense af

[rez]

MOLLY HOLLY!

[Gerard]

That's not how masturbation works

It is when im trying to use my left.

[OssMan]

Molly Holly smiling for the first time ever

[slik]

Molly Holly!

[Savio]

#BringBackMolly

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Molly

[Gerard]

jesus christ molly, still sporting the old bull dyke haircut.

[#1-norm-fan]

Molly wins or I riot.

[Evil Vito]

MOLLY!!!!

[Nicky Fives]

Molly looking *Booker voice GOOD!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hurricane was in the men's Rumble...shoulda had Molly enter as Mighty Molly...

[Frank Drebin]

Not sure why a one-off "legend" needs to eliminate active talent. Seems like a waste.

[Triple A]

Did Molly Holly get eliminated

[Nicky Fives]

Not sure why a one-off "legend" needs to eliminate active talent. Seems like a waste.

Cheap Pop [/thread]

[Emperor Smeat]

Steph is being fun and endearing. The hell is going on?

Yeah seems like she is genuinely enjoying being at ring side instead of just shamelessly shilling about WWE being great for Women's wrestling.

[RP]

HOLY SHIT MOLLY HOLLY! SIGN MOLLY HOLLY FUCK!

[Frank Drebin]

Lana getting the biggest pop of the women by virtue of being the first lady of Rusev Day.

[Gerard]

Did Molly Holly got eliminated

Looks like it, didn't even see it ffs.

[Nicky Fives]

Gotta love the Rusev Day chants

[#1-norm-fan]

Lana wins or I riot.

[owenbrown]

Did Molly Holly get eliminated

No

[slik]

Bring back Layla

[Nicky Fives]

Lady Taker!

[owenbrown]

LAYLA OR I RIOT

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Molly may have hurt Sasha. Looked bad and then they both rolled out.

[Frank Drebin]

Taker flexing his backstage muscle like a clique member.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is McCool cleaning house?

[#1-norm-fan]

Michelle McCool vs Roman Reigns: Taker's revenge at WrestleMania or I riot.

[OssMan]

"get to the top however you have to" is not the "punk rock ethos"

[RP]

why is Michelle McCool doing all of this?

[Evil Vito]

Undertaker's wife eliminates four people :lol:

[Gerard]

Honestly don't see the point of these part timers eliminating so many, they're just there to make up the numbers. Would have been better if it was a 20 wench rumble , probably would have been able to field that many without asking people to come back to show up in the ring for 30 seconds.

[Evil Vito]

VICKIE

[Emperor Smeat]

This Women's Rumble is suffering from the same problems recent years of Rumbles (not counting this year's) had with its pacing and setup.

[rez]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE ME

[Frank Drebin]

Why is McCool cleaning house?

why is Michelle McCool doing all of this?

Whatever it takes to get Undertaker to another WM.

[Savio]

lol

[Sepholio]

LMAO EXCUSE ME

[Gerard]

Stephanie "loves the womens rumble even more" *shocker*

[slik]

Vickie Guerrero lol

[OssMan]

i remember i didn't watch wrestling when Vicki Guerrero was in it and I just remember seeing her on tpww every once in a while and felt glad i didn't watch wrestling but it also seemed funny and yeah

[Emperor Smeat]

OMG they got Vickie for this.

[Nicky Fives]

Vickie?!?!?!

[Evil Vito]

That shrill voice sends shivers down my spine. Vickie :love:

[owenbrown]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Vickie Guererro trying to become the 2nd Guererro to win a rumble match after Eddie won in 2006.

[Nicky Fives]

Sasha must be marking out being in the ring with Eddie's wife.....

[RP]

Ruby Riot looks like Paige 5 years from now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDVno_CEAIIDU0.jpg

@ Vickie entry.

[Savio]

Vickie should cash in.

[slik]

Vickie attacking Carmella

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

Guess Carmella is the "Slater" of this Rumble

[Frank Drebin]

Carmella and Becky showing some classic "chain wrestling" there.

[Nicky Fives]

Steph needs to break out a "Whatta maneuver" for old times sake...

[Frank Drebin]

ugh

[rez]

Carmella wins..she could cash in on SDL and become Champ and also challenge Charlotte?

[rez]

ooo KK

[slik]

Kelly Kelly coming to end Asuka

[Frank Drebin]

Kelly Kelly, bringing the bathroom break back to women's wrestling matches.

[Nicky Fives]

Most of these "surprises" would have been better if we hadn't seen them on Monday....

[Gerard]

https://i.imgur.com/nJmbT0O.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Kelly Kelly still as terrible as before when it comes to running the ropes.

[Gerard]

Kelly Kelly still as terrible as before when it comes to running the ropes.

Well considering the ropes barely move for 99% of the women yet they still somehow get "spring off them" that's not saying much. :-\

[slik]

Naomi is 10x better in the ring than her mentor Kelly Kelly

[Frank Drebin]

For fuck sake, don't let Gertner be right about EVERYTHING about this match.

[Evil Vito]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gerard]

Get out ya ginger!

[RP]

They let Kelly Kelly mentor someone?

[OssMan]

I think I made Jacquelien's outfit in No Mercy

[Emperor Smeat]

Baring a bunch of surprises from NXT, seems WWE completely swapped the ratio for surprise announcements. Already way more legends than was rumored.

[Gerard]

They let Kelly Kelly mentor someone?

Pissing in sinks is an acquired talent!

[RP]

Man what the fuck. Had Becky pissed someone off?

[OssMan]

Nia JAx hell yea

[Gerard]

Here comes yokozuna!

[rez]

some nice camera angles on KK haha

[Nicky Fives]

Man what the fuck. Had Becky pissed someone off?

Kevin Dunn doesn't like her voice.

[slik]

Nia about to clean house

[Frank Drebin]

Let Nia kill everyone until Asuka.

[Triple A]

was natalya eliminated by nia?

[RP]

Kelly Kelly is about to come out of that top.

[Frank Drebin]

Naomi's kicks are the worst. Why do they still let her do that?

[Gerard]

Naomi doing a kofi, zzzzz

[OssMan]

Why are the women teaming up to keep Naomi in vs Nia Jax?

[OssMan]

Naomi's kicks are the worst. Why do they still let her do that?

wtf, the best..

[Nicky Fives]

Woman Kofi spot!

[Gerard]

Why are the women teaming up to keep Naomi in vs Nia Jax?

You're actually looking for this shit to make sense? :wtf:

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of everyone on the outside to help Naomi from being eliminated.

[Gerard]

Someone slap her off the barricade ffs.

[Gerard]

Cole has never seen anything like this, jesus holy fuck...

[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't Kofi do this exact spot a few years ago?

Nevemind Kofi hopped with the chair instead.

[Triple A]

was Ember Moon eliminated... wtf is going on

[owenbrown]

Naomi playing the Kofi Kingston card :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Naomi getting eliminated after all of that.

[Frank Drebin]

Damn. Didn't realize Beth was almost as tall as Nia.

[rez]

Beth!

[OssMan]

Also didn't watch wrestling during Beth Phoenix, was she the one who had a huge growth on her face

[RP]

woulda been super heelish is Alexa pulled the chair out so Naomi couldnt get back in.

[owenbrown]

THE GLAMAZON :D

[Nicky Fives]

Also didn't watch wrestling during Beth Phoenix, was she the one who had a huge growth on her face

nope, Jillian Hall

[Frank Drebin]

Precious few spots for Kharma.....:(

[Sepholio]

I DID IT I FOUND WALDO! He's in the front row!!!!

Can't believe I didn't see him before. Sneaky little guy that Waldo.

[slik]

How did Sasha and Ember get elminated

[Evil Vito]

As much as I don't like the ring to fill up to crazy proportions in Rumbles, it's kinda awkward how many people are killing time selling outside of the ring, and it's not just for the Naomi save either.

[Sepholio]

How did Sasha and Ember get elminated

Ember isn't out as far as I know, think she went under the bottom.

[KIRA]

Kelly Kelly still as terrible as before when it comes to running the ropes.


Ahh memories

[owenbrown]

:eek:

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice call back to when Natty and Beth were a team

[#1-norm-fan]

was Ember Moon eliminated... wtf is going on

I feel like I've asked this constantly during this match bout different women.

[owenbrown]

YOUR WINNER RIGHT HERE!!! :D :D :D

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought Sasha was eliminated. lol

[Gerard]

I feel like I've asked this constantly during this match bout different women.

Yup, too many randomly disappearing outside the ring for no apparent reason.

[RP]

they keep rolling out and chilling for minutes.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Mickie a vision in red!

[Savio]

We still have Bayley and Alicia Fox.... who else?

[Sepholio]

LOL Imagine if #30 is Sister Abigail

[Nicky Fives]

We still have Bayley and Alicia Fox.... who else?

Alicia hurt her hand, she's out

[Emperor Smeat]

was Ember Moon eliminated... wtf is going on

Camera work on this match has been pretty terrible at times.

[Evil Vito]

Nikki Bella! It's a good thing nobody spoiled her appearance on the preshow!

[slik]

Alicia Fox is injured

[Gerard]

Camera work on this match has been pretty terrible at times.

Doesn't help when they're taking obvious breathers outside the ring en mass.

[Nicky Fives]

ugh, no more Bellas please.

[rez]

mmmm

[RP]

Stephanie McMahon isnt that bad at commentating

[Gerard]

Nia jax still outside the ring after getting knocked out a half hour ago.

[rez]

ugh, no more Bellas please.

shut it! here comes brie! hehehehe

[#1-norm-fan]

Doesn't help when they're taking obvious breathers outside the ring en mass.

Sasha especially. She's been outside the ring more than inside.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Forgot how terrible Brie's theme was.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Brie still coming out to that theme is most unfortunate.

[Savio]

So is Alicia Fox #30 or did they screw her?

[Frank Drebin]

This is so bad.

[Nicky Fives]

turn on your sister, dammit!

[Savio]

Alicia hurt her hand, she's out
Ohhh

[owenbrown]

NIA IS STILL NOT ELIMINATED?!

[Nicky Fives]

So is Alicia Fox #30 or did they screw her?

She's hurt, taken out of the match

[Ruien]

This match has been kind of fun.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of dumb of the Bellas to get rid of Nia before she got back into the ring. Sort of defeats the purpose of eliminating someone.

[Triple A]

So is Alicia Fox #30 or did they screw her?

She's injured

[Evil Vito]

I choose to believe that the Bellas, Jacqueline, Kelly, Torrie, and Michelle's five second appearances at Raw 25 never happened and this is the real return for all of them.

[Gerard]

Sasha especially. She's been outside the ring more than inside.

Its honestly more like a 4 way match, people get hit, dive out for a bit then slide back in after a while, doesn't really happen in the mens rumble. Its like they don't want too many in the ring at once for some reason.

[rez]

TRISH!

[Emperor Smeat]

So either Sister Abigail or Steph is left as the final entrant. :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Trish

[owenbrown]

TRISH!!! :D :D :D :D

[slik]

Big pop for Trish!

[OssMan]

Love U trish stratus

[Ruien]

Way to many part timers or surprise entrances BUT the men's only has like 2 so it balances out.

Pretty sure Trish will be 60 and still look hotter than anyone I have dated.