WWE WrestleMania 36

[GD]

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WWE Championship Match
WWE Champion Brock Lesnar (w/ Paul Heyman) vs Drew McIntyre

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Universal Championship Match
Universal Champion Goldberg vs Braun Strowman

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RAW Women's Championship Match
RAW Women's Champion Becky Lynch vs Shayna Baszler

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NXT Women's Championship Match
NXT Women's Champion Rhea Ripley vs Charlotte Flair

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Last Man Standing Match
Edge vs Randy Orton

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Boneyard Match
Undertaker vs AJ Styles (w/ The O.C.'s Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)

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Firefly Fun House Match
John Cena vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt

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Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins

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Fatal 5-Way Elimination Match for the Smackdown Women's Championship
Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley vs Sasha Banks vs Tamina vs Lacey Evans vs Naomi

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Intercontinental Championship Match
Intercontinental Champion Sami Zayn (w/ Cesaro & Shinsuke Nakamura) vs Daniel Bryan (w/ Drew Gulak)

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Otis vs Dolph Ziggler (w/ Mandy Rose)

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WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Match
WWE Women's Tag Team Champions The Kabuki Warriors, Asuka & Kairi Sane vs Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross

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RAW Tag Team Championship Match
RAW Tag Team Champions The Street Profits vs Austin Theory & Angel Garza (w/ Zelina Vega)

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Aleister Black vs Bobby Lashley (w/ Lana)

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Triple Threat Ladder Match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship*
Smackdown Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison vs The Usos vs The New Day

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Elias vs King Corbin

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*Match expected to change.

[teamXtremist]

MEH

[drave]

card not updated with your post Dave. Thread literally unreadable now.

[GD]

:(

[Jordan]

Looking forward to whatver Allister Black does and Brock/Drew.

[slik]

Hoping this is "the room" of WrestleManias

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cancelled my network subscription this week since I don’t watch their current programming anymore and I don’t watch the old stuff enough to justify the cost, but the subscription doesn’t end till April 10. So I may check parts of this out just to see how it goes.

[Gerard]

LOL "A wrestlemania too big for one night" :fu:

[Sting Fan]

Not much to get excited about tbh... Curious how they handle Reigns pulling out but thats about it if I'm honest.

Anywhere I am interested in one of the pairing I dont see value in the other, AJ, Edge, Cena are all draws to me but there opponents just dont do it for me. Zayn vs. Brian should be good I guess.

[Lock Jaw]

Have Aleister Black and Bobby Lashley had any sort of interaction/setup on TV?

Was just thinking after reading RAW results how Black keeps getting these squash matches and is doing nothing at WM

[Sixx]

Why the fuck is Goldberg wrestling again? And even worse, how is he a champion?

WWE, this is sad.

[Droford]

Have Aleister Black and Bobby Lashley had any sort of interaction/setup on TV?

Was just thinking after reading RAW results how Black keeps getting these squash matches and is doing nothing at WM

Lashley hasn't been on any of the empty PC shows

He last wrestled March 9th on Raw beating Zack Ryder which was the last crowd show in DC

Black has wrestled Jason Cade (:35) and Leon Ruff (:55) on the last two PC raws so it's not like he's done much either

[Emperor Smeat]

Have Aleister Black and Bobby Lashley had any sort of interaction/setup on TV?

Was just thinking after reading RAW results how Black keeps getting these squash matches and is doing nothing at WM

No and mainly due to Lashley being quarantined right around when that feud started because of a promotional trip he did for WWE in South Africa. His quarantine didn't expire until around Mania's tapings last week.

Lana was also elsewhere in the US which is why WWE didn't bother to have her handle any of Lashley's build for the feud either.

[Droford]

LOL "A wrestlemania too big for one night" :fu:

I realized what I want now is a wrestlemania marathon for 24 hours.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Without the WWE logo and the word &quot;WrestleMania,&quot; what would you think this is an ad for?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/smackdown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#smackdown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wrestlemania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://t.co/qBm7LXPhre">pic.twitter.com/qBm7LXPhre</a></p>&mdash; Captain Ferg (@CaptainFerg) <a href="https://twitter.com/CaptainFerg/status/1246264314274762754?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING NEWS:<a href="https://twitter.com/Goldberg?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Goldberg</a> will now defend the <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> Universal Championship against <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BraunStrowman</a> at <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestleMania?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WrestleMania</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SmackDown</a> <a href="https://t.co/dYFgw40tek">pic.twitter.com/dYFgw40tek</a></p>&mdash; WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1246242393424302080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Saw on Twitter the "I wasn't there" mania shirt. Why are they doing this? Why aren't they postponing it?

[Evil Vito]

Saw on Twitter the "I wasn't there" mania shirt. Why are they doing this? Why aren't they postponing it?

Combination of Vince’s stubbornness and the fact that there’s no way of even knowing if shows with crowds are going to be allowed the rest of the year.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Has it been addressed how contracts are gonna work? Tons of guys just sitting on their asses biding time. Does it count as time towards their deals? Feel like Vince will, understandably, use this as a way to extend guys for however long this goes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Has it been addressed how contracts are gonna work? Tons of guys just sitting on their asses biding time. Does it count as time towards their deals? Feel like Vince will, understandably, use this as a way to extend guys for however long this goes.

Think WWE can only extend contracts via injury reasons and not because they simply can't use them during these times.

Also according to Meltzer, those who already hit their downsides are not getting paid for the time being unless WWE gives them extra bookings.

[teamXtremist]

Been watching old wm's on the network today. Guess ill check out tomorrows shit show

[drave]

how has this shit not been spoiled yet?


Even got a Draft Kings e-mail about betting on it.

[screech]

My WrestleMania preview podcast (http://www.nextlevelradioonline.com/Podcast/Melting/TMP238.mp3) dropped today. Doing this show always gets me excited for the card, no matter how underwhelming the build is.

[OssMan]

what time does it start

was it always sposto be two nights or was that cus of corona virus

why is this still going on... wwe are scum

[slik]

originally 1 night

main card starts at 7pm eastern with 1 hr 'kick-off' show the hr before

[Evil Vito]

My subscription that I re-upped for the Rumble expired. Been watching the stuff they put up for free view but that’s it. So this’ll be the first Mania I haven’t watched “live” (as it aired) since I believe 24.

[Volare]

I just have "Blinding Lights" stuck in my head due to this shit.

[XL]

what time does it start

was it always sposto be two nights or was that cus of corona virus

why is this still going on... wwe are scum

I think they realised how hard it is to sit through an 8 hour show even with crowd energy. Nobody is doing an 8 hour low energy show with no audience in one sitting.

[Droford]

corey looks stupid in a suit

[Droford]

and now they announce the triple threat ladder match

lol

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The card for Night 1 of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a>: <br><br>Taker vs. Styles<br><br>Goldberg vs. Strowman<br><br>Lynch vs. Baszler<br><br>Owens vs. Rollins<br><br>SD tag titles (Morrison vs. Kofi vs. Jimmy)<br><br>Elias vs. Corbin<br><br>Zayn vs. Bryan<br><br>Kabuki Warriors vs. Cross/Bliss<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania36?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Wrestlemania36</a></p>&mdash; Blake Oestriecher (@BOestriecher) <a href="https://twitter.com/BOestriecher/status/1246560028741513216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Sting Fan]

I watched a little NXT the other day and it ensured I wont be watching any WM this year. With no crowd its kinda terrible tbh so I will catch the results and if a match is awesome I will catch a replay.

Morrison, Kofi, Jimmy ladder match has potential to be worth a watch.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why the fuck is Goldberg wrestling again? And even worse, how is he a champion?

WWE, this is sad.

He beat "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt @ Super ShowDown. He was supposed to be set-up to put Roman over and drop the belt tonight, but as he is ill, Braun was given his spot.

Sadly, it seems even this hasn't deterred Vince from seeing 💰 in Roman as the future of the company, so don't expect Oldberg to drop the belt to him. Probably be too unrealistic and non-sensical anyway given that Braun recently dropped the IC belt to Sami Zayn.

[Sepholio]

I fully expect Braun to win the title. Goldberg is going to retire. They'll have Braun and The Fiend feud for a while after this and whoever they decide to put over in the end of that feud is who is going to be fed to Roman eventually.

[Sepholio]

Although with Money in the Bank supposedly cancelled and the next card still on the books being another Saudi show, maybe Goldberg will retain.

[slik]

This could be a fun kickoff match

[Nicky Fives]

Cole not doing live commentary :(

[slik]

I am glad they still have a ramp with a tron despite being in the PC, I like those at Mania each year.

[rez]

HEY, all you cool cats and kittens. I hope you've all pooped and properly cleaned your turd rivers because this is a show you won't want to miss! This is Wrestlemania (sorta). !!!!!!

[slik]

Michael Cole's audio is SO LOUD

[slik]

Michael Cole's loud audio going to stress Triple A out all night!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Just tuned in, any pre-shows matches happen yet?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Just tuned in, any pre-shows matches happen yet?

Just missed Cesaro v Gulak

[Evil Vito]

Only watching the pre-show cause I’m not spending $10 on it

Sounds like Just Bring It commentary

“CESARO....has a great.....NEUTRALIZER”

[rez]

This AJ/The Man credit card commercial is kinda a throwback to the WCW ones lol

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">�� <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECesaro?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWECesaro</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a><br><br>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a>) <a href="https://t.co/nX1ahzVI6j">pic.twitter.com/nX1ahzVI6j</a></p>&mdash; WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1246568095373639680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Emperor Smeat]

Just missed Cesaro v Gulak

Thanks. Hope it was pretty good since that matchup looks nice.

Guess that also means Mania's card is actually 18 matches long since that match wasn't announced before today.

[road doggy dogg]

what @ some of these matches

"Boneyard match" lol wth

when did Bray Wyatt become Jeff Hardy

damn I haven't watched none of this in forever

[Mike the Metal Ed]

A boneyard is where y'all throw soupbones when you're OHHHHGONN'SCHOOL

[rez]

Only watching the pre-show cause I’m not spending $10 on it

Sounds like Just Bring It commentary

“CESARO....has a great.....NEUTRALIZER”

Cheq yo rep

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Booker T wearing a full suit for this pre-show Skype chat.

[Gerard]

Whens this clusterfuck start for real? 5 mins or so? Waiting with baited breath to see the gillberg-esque opening pyro.

[DAMN iNATOR]

what @ some of these matches

"Boneyard match" lol wth

when did Bray Wyatt become Jeff Hardy

damn I haven't watched none of this in forever

It's presumed that the Boneyard match will possibly be a sort of Buried Alive type stipulation.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, I fully expect McCool to get involved and deliver a Faithbreaker to Styles to cost him the match.

[slik]

Mass trainwreck or miracle forthcoming, here we go!

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should have just canned the Smackdown tag title match instead of putting the titles on the line in a match that can't feature teams anymore because the Miz was a moron.

[slik]

what @ some of these matches

"Boneyard match" lol wth

when did Bray Wyatt become Jeff Hardy

damn I haven't watched none of this in forever

Bray wrestles now wearing a slipknot-esque mask that gives him 'special powers'

[Triple A]

Nothing new or different about the set to make it feel better or more lively... this is going to be brutal... don't feel like watching............. feeling trapped

[DAMN iNATOR]

O HAI STEPH! :wave:

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Bray's wrestles now wearing a slipknot-esque mask that gives him 'special power'

Alongside his day job as Mr. Rogers.

[slik]

I like the medley of past people singing "America The Beautiful" to open the show.

[teamXtremist]

Well that was a underwhelming intro by steph

[DAMN iNATOR]

Alongside his day job as Mr. Rogers.

"Won't you please, won't you please, please won't you LET ME IN!"

[teamXtremist]

Roman!!!

[teamXtremist]

This is awful wtf

[slik]

What on Earth

[DAMN iNATOR]

What I would've done for a WrestleMania 36 intro:

-LOdQylbfCA

[rez]

Still going with the Tampa theme is lazy

[Triple A]

Overcome with dread @ the idea of there still being 3-4 hours left... and another night

[rez]

I actually just reupped my network sub cuz i'm a dumbass... too lazy to deal with stream jerking.

[teamXtremist]

Worst wm intro video evaaaaaaaa

[Triple A]

so bleak..........

[slik]

Zubaz Gronk

[Emperor Smeat]

Opening video package was pretty funny and corny at the same time.

[rez]

Chromecasting it....wow, had to turn my TV way up for decent audio.

Also...Gronk looks like a fucking moroon.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did they just imply that tomorrow night might not end until after 1AM EDT?

That's the definition of insanity.

[slik]

Not JBL lol

[OssMan]

this shit fucking sucks... setting a terrible example... everyone just violating social distancing rules... fuck this

[Droford]

Hall of Fame Elect JBL

totally forgot

[teamXtremist]

Its big schanuze time

[erickman]

bradshaw back

[rez]

PIRATE KAIRI

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well...definitely not going to be able to focus on the athletic aspects of this match...

[Emperor Smeat]

:| at Gronk's speech.

Somehow not even Gronk's natural charisma can escape WWE's mishandling of things.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Alexa Bliss gorgeous, Asuka still sexy, and the ring announced sucks.

I'm ready to see if they can pull this off.

[teamXtremist]

And my stream crashed! thanks wwe!

[Triple A]

Felt dizzy after Gronkowski and Mojo Rawley thing

[teamXtremist]

Chromecasting it....wow, had to turn my TV way up for decent audio.

Also...Gronk looks like a fucking moroon.

Looking straight out of 1985

[rez]

Kicking the show off with probably the best match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

this shit fucking sucks... setting a terrible example... everyone just violating social distancing rules... fuck this

Nah dude, they pre-taped it March 25th and 26th.

[Triple A]

omg can't believe how bad this seems... somehow even worse than I imagined

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Watching this is surreal

[Triple A]

Michael Cole and JBL fake laughing...

[teamXtremist]

This is really terrible. I could do without a quiet jbl&cole

[OssMan]

Nah dude, they pre-taped it March 25th and 26th.

is that true... still stupid

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if my feed just suddenly skipped or WWE really editted the hell out of this show.

Sane somehow went from being next to the steps to suddenly getting into the ring from the middle of the left ringside within a second.

[James Steele]

I already hate Gronk.

[Gerard]

Why the fuck are they doing their little dumb fuck poses? THERES NOBODY FUCKING THERE!

[Triple A]

Please Lord let every match be under 4 mins

[rez]

They should have some EDM, industrial, or some anime music going on in the background to set the mood..

[teamXtremist]

Watching this is surreal


Its retarded! This isnt wrestle mania! Its a pretaped farce with wm banners

[OssMan]

i wonder if the wrestlers can hear everything cole is saying

[rez]

Titan Tron could be doing some cool stuff in the background, maybe...

[Gerard]

Its retarded! This isnt wrestle mania! Its a pretaped farce with wm banners

Vince had to have his way, senile old prick.

[DAMN iNATOR]

is that true... still stupid

Yeah, but they might try to somehow shoehorn in some live bits. Dunno what that means or how they'll do it without breaking the law as Florida is under lockdown.

[rez]

Its retarded! This isnt wrestle mania! Its a pretaped farce with wm banners

Did results ever leak ahead? I didn't give a shit enough to look.

[teamXtremist]

Atleast askua and kairi's yelling makes it less stoic

[OssMan]

Friend in elementary school used to refer to farooq as FarQoo... funny...

[teamXtremist]

Why is jbl fckn whispering

[rez]

Vince had to have his way, senile old prick.

probably found some bitch ass way to write it off or something somehow. A combined WM/Summerslam would have been the best route.

[rez]

Put this in the background, guise. It'll make the show a little more tolerable.

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[Damian Rey 2.0]

I haven't watched wwe at all. I like Asuka and Kairi as a team.

[Triple A]

Doing arm bars and shit still... insane...

[Triple A]

They are going to make all the matches the same length as if it was a regular show I guess... imagine a 30 min match...

[teamXtremist]

Hhh on commentary would of been better. Hate to say it,but im urning for cody rhodes,and Tony schivonne

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Nikki Cross firearms look really weak

[OssMan]

This shits stupid as hell man

[slik]

this match seems too long

[OssMan]

I wonder if they re-shot spots and stuff.. the jump off the turnbuckle seemed weird..

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Feels like it should be wrapping up right about now

[poopfromweiner dude]

Any1 watching

[OssMan]

The synth wave that rez posted is good..

[teamXtremist]

Cross got some tig ol biggies

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should have picked a different match to open the show since this Women's tag match is just dragging along.

[rez]

I wish all these ladies were in AEW...

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I wonder if they re-shot spots and stuff.. the jump off the turnbuckle seemed weird..

Feel like the timing with the ref count felt off

[teamXtremist]

Any1 watching


Me :shifty:

[rez]

The synth wave that rez posted is good..

https://media.tenor.com/images/46e5e0101e8a78be372f11430b6696db/tenor.png

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I wish all these ladies were in AEW...

Asuka v Hikaru Shida. My penis would not survive.

[teamXtremist]

Horrible post shot, and sell by askua

[OssMan]

Watching BernieSanders CoronaVirus stream...

[rez]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/312/Screen_Shot_2019-04-16_at_10.25.52_AM.jpgAsuka v Hikaru Shida. My penis would not survive.

[teamXtremist]

And the newwwwww

[slik]

Asuka loses at Mania again

:(

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder if they re-shot spots and stuff.. the jump off the turnbuckle seemed weird..

They did based on a rumor about how the tapings were done.

Matches got stopped if someone in the back didn't like what happened and I think some matches got multiple endings taped as well.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Bliss missed that sparkle splash or whatever they call it now by a fucking mile. Landed on Sane's legs lol

[Damian Rey 2.0]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/312/Screen_Shot_2019-04-16_at_10.25.52_AM.jpg

Yes

[OssMan]

This shits so fucking stupid man

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmao why is Sami dressed like Fidel Castro

[Droford]

Just realized first WM since 23 without HHH in a match. Prior to that all the way back to WM 11 the last time he didnt have a match.

[teamXtremist]

Db is winning this shit

[Emperor Smeat]

Women's tag title match was pretty bad. Should just scrap the belts since its been a mess ever since Bayley and Sasha dropped the belts.

[teamXtremist]

This shits so fucking stupid man

Thank vince. Def not renewing my wwe sub in may

[Splaya]

WWE should have picked a different match to open the show since this Women's tag match is just dragging along.

No botches in a 16 minute match. Might have dragged but it was a great opener for night 1.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

A year ago, Bryanwas the hottest heel in the company and putting a career mid carder to give him the moment of a lifetime.

And now he's wrestling Dictator Sami for the IC belt.

[Splaya]

While not the most solid still did it's job.

[Droford]

Lmao why is Sami dressed like Fidel Castro

His gimmick is the great Liberator

[teamXtremist]

Now thats a movie i have to see...not

[teamXtremist]

All hail mua king

[Droford]

A year ago, Bryanwas the hottest heel in the company and putting a career mid carder to give him the moment of a lifetime.

And now he's wrestling Dictator Sami for the IC belt.

the year after XXX he was in a 7 man ladder match for the ic title

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lol Corbin. Is he good on the mic? Cuz I can't see any other appeal. And what the fuck is he looking at?

[slik]

At least getting Corbin out of the way early...

[teamXtremist]

Save us elias

[Droford]

Gronk gonna wrestle?

[poopfromweiner dude]

Baron Corbins ok...who’s he fighting

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Like seriously. He's looking around on the mic. With nobody there. Just look at the hard cam, idiot.

[teamXtremist]

Thunk

[Gerard]

Lol Corbin. Is he good on the mic? Cuz I can't see any other appeal. And what the fuck is he looking at?

Paxl of pre programmed fucktards, they're so used to doing the 1 thing they're doing it automatically even though it looks stupid. Gawking at a non existent crowd.

[teamXtremist]

Wtf is he looking that

[OssMan]

Could have just postponed wrestlemania man

[Damian Rey 2.0]

WWE should've gotten creative and filmed everything like it was movie.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Elias vs Corbin next.

Is WWE actively trying to get people to hate tonight's show?

[teamXtremist]

Walk with elias! Fckers

[slik]

Baron Corbin throwing people off balconies means he is the new "New Jack"

[rez]

Lol Corbin. Is he good on the mic? Cuz I can't see any other appeal. And what the fuck is he looking at?

Borin's push was the start of the downfall.

Oh look....my legit wwe network stream just went to "Event is not available in your territory" LOL fuck this shit

[Shisen Kopf]

I should have been there tomorrow. Still havent recieved my refund either. As Super Humman would say "Fuck this shit!"

[poopfromweiner dude]

Pretty good promo.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nice of them to let the busboy at Medieval Times have a WrestleMania match.

[Droford]

Elias' first wm match lol

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Yah. They could've taped these .matches like they were movies. Give em that extra umph. Cuz this shit ain't cutting the mustard.

[teamXtremist]

Lets see if elias can pull of a decent match

[Triple A]

Wish they would just play fake crowd noise and laugh tracks when the wrestlers say funny things...

[teamXtremist]

They should of just held a special event of some sorts this weekend with the same matches. Wm should have been saved for hopefully a better day

[Triple A]

Or fighting music from like karate movies or whatever...

[rez]

When did WWE get a female ref?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Elias looks like a million bucks in his ripped tanktop and jeans. Like a jacked Bradley Cooper from A Star is Born. Corbin looks like a wet noodle in a t shirt at planet fitness.

[Triple A]

Put this in the background, guise. It'll make the show a little more tolerable.

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Ya would be cool...

[Droford]

When did WWE get a female ref?

about same time aew did

[teamXtremist]

Or fighting music from like karate movies or whatever...


After watching aew with wrestlers in crowd, this is really lame

[poopfromweiner dude]

Big right hand by corbin

[DAMN iNATOR]

I should have been there tomorrow. Still havent recieved my refund either. As Super Humman would say "Fuck this shit!"

I take it that would've been your first time live at a WM? :shifty:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmao who the fuck is Corbin looking at? I get looking at the hard cam, but he's staring out into an empty arena. Fucking tool lol.

[Droford]

Elias looks like a million bucks in his ripped tanktop and jeans. Like a jacked Bradley Cooper from A Star is Born. Corbin looks like a wet noodle in a t shirt at planet fitness.

Corbin looked dumber when he had to wrestle in a dress shirt

[slik]

Is this the first female ref in a WM match?

[teamXtremist]

Elias looks like a million bucks in his ripped tanktop and jeans. Like a jacked Bradley Cooper from A Star is Born. Corbin looks like a wet noodle in a t shirt at planet fitness.


:lol:flabby corbin

If elias could wrestle hed be a star

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">On the bright side, I feel like Elias vs. Corbin would have the exact same amount of heat if 60,000 people were there.</p>&mdash; Bryan Alvarez (@bryanalvarez) <a href="https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1246584001717882880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 4, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Triple A]

I'm playing that rez video in the background for the rest of the show... seems way better already

[rez]

so is Elias a face now? I rarely tune into SDL.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Elias only has to be decent to be a star. If he can get the psychology, he'll be fine if he can cut promos. He looks amazing.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Why won’t Corbin take his shirt off? Does he always wear a t-shirt

[Droford]

elias biting the ropes seems like a bad idea

[rez]

I'm playing that rez video in the background for the rest of the show... seems way better already

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/030/218/UMjHM9Q.jpg

[Triple A]

The women's match was 15 mins... can't believe they let it go that long...

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Why won’t Corbin take his shirt off? Does he always wear a t-shirt

Because he has an awful body. Especially for a "monster" heel.

Elias being shirtless ain't gonna do him any favors.

[rez]

Why won’t Corbin take his shirt off? Does he always wear a t-shirt

IT'S STINGGGGGGGGG!

[Droford]

Why won’t Corbin take his shirt off? Does he always wear a t-shirt

https://i.imgur.com/gQLhTg9.png

[slik]

Has Baron Corbin ever lost a WrestleMania match or is he the new "Undertaker's streak" at Mania?

[Triple A]

Why won’t Corbin take his shirt off? Does he always wear a t-shirt

Ya he does, I think too many damn trolls were making fun of his stomach fat.......

[teamXtremist]

Why won’t Corbin take his shirt off? Does he always wear a t-shirt


Dude has the body of a 12 yo girl

[Damian Rey 2.0]

No Corbin showing off in a singlet he fills out in an the wrong places. C'mon give Elias the win and let's move on here.

[rez]

wish Elias was AEW....

[teamXtremist]

Hearing the ref is strange...yes elias wins!!

[Sepholio]

Glad Elias won.

[Emperor Smeat]

That match was boring.

Is this the first female ref in a WM match?

Probably although WWE did have a female ref during the 80s but she left very early into Mania's history.

[Droford]

I like how you can hear elias' theme

[Damian Rey 2.0]

wish Elias was AEW....

He needs a second name.

[DAMN iNATOR]

NEW ELIAS THEME?! :eek:

[teamXtremist]

Walk with elias@the pc

[Droford]

wish Elias was AEW....

everybody knows AEW stands for aint elias wonderful

[teamXtremist]

He needs a second name.

Elias johnson?

[DAMN iNATOR]

He needs a second name.

He used to be Elias Samson, but like all superstars with 2 names, Vince shortened it eventually.

[screech]

They should play the match music from No Mercy during the show

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Elias johnson?

What's a good country last name?

[teamXtremist]

Corbin v elias wasnt horrible

[Droford]

He needs a second name.

Eli Ass

[DAMN iNATOR]

Elias johnson?

That's Kofi's last name. :shifty:

[rez]

I would like to take this commercial time out to shout out to the clerk at the liquor store. He's always wiping the credit card machine with a fresh bleach cloth. Some heroes don't need to wear capes.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

He used to be Elias Samson, but like all superstars with 2 names, Vince shortened it eventually.

Ah. I see.

[teamXtremist]

What's a good country last name?

Montgomery

[Damian Rey 2.0]

What's main eventing if Becky is going now?

[Droford]

wait..wait..this now?

[slik]

Becky this early following two face wins means Shayna is definitely winning the title tonight

[Droford]

What's main eventing if Becky is going now?

GOLDBERG

[teamXtremist]

Finally an interesting match

[teamXtremist]

Shaynas a man baby!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Time for night 1 to do its best SpaceBalls impression and go from suck to blow... :nono:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Baszler shouldn't talk. Ruins her aura.

[slik]

hate becky's dumb truck

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Shaynas a man baby!

I was imagining Becky hitting a low blow and it working, and everyone being stunned and not sure what to say.

[DAMN iNATOR]

FFS this better be quick...

[rez]

lol no one cares about your semi truck you're not driving, becky

[Sepholio]

Becky bringing in a truckload of COVID.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

This entrance for Becky is dumb. Nobody is there.

[teamXtremist]

I was imagining Becky hitting a low blow and it working, and everyone being stunned and not sure what to say.
:lol:

[Triple A]

Going to play New Jack's theme in the background through this match

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[Droford]

Trucker Becky

[slik]

I like Becky's jacket

[rez]

Trump could tell the world that Becky is the new Steve Austin and not 1 of his supporters would believe it.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Rhonda Rousey run in coming?

[Sepholio]

I was imagining Becky hitting a low blow and it working, and everyone being stunned and not sure what to say.

When this happens the only appropriate response from Shayna will be to yell "TAZZZZZZ!! MY BALLLLLLLSSSSS!!!"

[Emperor Smeat]

Becky this early following two face wins means Shayna is definitely winning the title tonight

Yeah and already dredging a Baszler title reign since both of her long NXT title reigns were barely any good.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Is this going to get any better? Only chicks have wrestled so far

[teamXtremist]

Shaynas gonna kill you

[teamXtremist]

Is this going to get any better? Only chicks have wrestled so far

Its wwe,so nope

[Sepholio]

Ronda lurking somewhere.

[Droford]

Trump could tell the world that Becky is the new Steve Austin and not 1 of his supporters would believe it.

kinda looks like one of Jerichos jackets without the lite brite stuff

[teamXtremist]

Yeah and already dredging a Baszler title reign since both of her long NXT title reigns were barely any good.

Shes legit in ring,but has the charisma ,and the body of a ironing board

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Becky, who in the fuck are you looking at? Just look at the damn hard cam.

[teamXtremist]

Lol shoot blows

[slik]

Saxton/Phillips much better than Cole/JBL