The Official Wrestlemania XXXIX Weekend Thread: Raw After Mania Live at 8:00 pm EST!

[Fignuts]

That was pretty cool

[Fignuts]

Yikes at poetry in motion

[Sepholio]

oh man slowetry in slowtion

[ron the dial]

poetry in some kind of almost motion?

[GD]

Hardy Boyz rolling in their graves

[Savio]

That was not poetry in motion

[Fignuts]

More like "finger painting in motion" MIRITE?

[Fignuts]

MIRITE?

[Fignuts]

Trish on the other hand doing great

[Sepholio]

Giggity

[Fignuts]

That fucking moonsault is a work of art

[ron the dial]

That fucking moonsault is a work of art

every. single. time.

[Sepholio]

I choose to believe Lita is having trouble because that g string she's wearing is sawing her in half with every slowtion she makes.

[Fignuts]

Lita has massive balls to follow io's moonsault with that awkward flop.

[GD]

Feel like Moolah in the 90s moved around like a spring chicken compared to Lita.

[slik]

guessing rey vs dominik is next

[Fignuts]

I choose to believe Lita is having trouble because that g string she's wearing is sawing her in half with every slowtion she makes.

Terrifier 3: Thong of death

[keeper2k]

Meh match

[GD]

Triple H not taking any chances during the last match

https://i.redd.it/ywoqg4xbgara1.jpg

[keeper2k]

Blue mist > Red mist > Green mist

[Sepholio]

Man I really hope Asuka wins. She's just the best.

[Fignuts]

Is she wearing half a jacket?

What is society coming to?

[GD]

Dom has come a long way. Prison Dom was fucking amazing!

[Sepholio]

I swear to God. Low rider or I riot.

[Savio]

Lol he wears the mask at home

[ron the dial]

Dom has come a long way. Prison Dom was fucking amazing!
for real. maybe it was my fault for assuming he would suck but he's really come into his own and has a lot of upside.

[Sepholio]

bad bunny

[Fignuts]

Rey Mysterio fighting for dads everywhere who just want to give their bratty teenage sons a smack in the mouth.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gonna dip out for a sec and watch the end of my local soccer team’s game. I’ll be back. L8rs

Big win. Top of the conference. Back for good stuff.

[ron the dial]

fignuts with a real "get off my lawn" energy in here tonight

[Fignuts]

lol the tear

[ron the dial]

this is A+ work

[GD]

Holla! If you hear me!

https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-26-2014/OTwP3n.gif

[xrodmuc316]

This fucking intro :rofl: Love Dom

[Sepholio]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ron the dial]

should have gone with a low rider police transport

[Savio]

Holler! If you hear me!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I swear to God. Low rider or I riot.

This is better lol

[Evil Vito]

Lol the “YOU SUCK” chants to the cops are well deserved

[Fignuts]

fignuts with a real "get off my lawn" energy in here tonight

RESPECT MY PROPERTY LINE

[keeper2k]

This entrance would have been awesome and made complete sense, if he was still in jail. Lol

[slik]

Dominik looks so much like Rey with the mask on

[Fignuts]

Fucking amazing entrance

[ron the dial]

This entrance would have been awesome and made complete sense, if he was still in jail. Lol

oh god no the fact that he isn't makes it so much better

[GD]

It's absolutely insane to imagine that Lesnar and Orton were younger than Dom when they won their first world titles.

[Evil Vito]

Dominik being collected from jail is the natural evolution of the Goldberg entrance.

[Fignuts]

Is that the eddie tights design on the side?

[GD]

Oh snap! Mysterio and Snoop coming out in a lowrider :yes:

[ron the dial]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO SEPH

[GD]

Viva la raza :love:

[keeper2k]

I swear to God. Low rider or I riot.

OH SHITTTTTTTTT

[ron the dial]

https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273477e85956155007ffc103f3d

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I find it hard to believe these two cars didn’t pass each other backstage

[Evil Vito]

Hahahaha that's Dan Barry as one of the correctional officers. For once they've cast an indy wrestler as one of their actual gimmicks!

[Savio]

I dunno what super hero outfit he's wearing but the birds remind me of homelander

[Evil Vito]

This might already be MOTN so far before the bell has even rung

[Fignuts]

Fucking random cereal mascot at ringside okay

[ron the dial]

oh god is rhea in the cinnamoji

[Sepholio]

You know what, even though I feel like the wrong person got the low rider, I can't even riot at this

[slik]

Dom has the same build as Andy Kauffman

[Fignuts]

What if the cinnamoji is eddie and hes been lying about being dead this whole time and helps his son dominic win

[xrodmuc316]

Is this the 2nd Father vs Son Mania match? I don't remember any others but Vince vs Shane.

[keeper2k]

I dunno what super hero outfit he's wearing but the birds remind me of homelander

Definitely Flash color scheme but doesn't look like Flash at all

[Sepholio]

What if the cinnamoji is eddie and hes been lying about being dead this whole time and helps his son dominic win

I just sent that same idea to ron in a rep because I was scared it to post it. I feel so much better knowing I'm not alone.

[slik]

lolololololol @ Cinnamon Toast Crunch during one of the best built feuds this entire Wrestlemania

[Savio]

oh god is rhea in the cinnamoji

Maybe it's KSI again.

[ron the dial]

this motherfucker gonna spank his son with a belt at mania lol

[keeper2k]

What if the cinnamoji is eddie and hes been lying about being dead this whole time and helps his son dominic win

Long-term storytelling right there

[Sepholio]

Dom getting a spanking from his Papi

[Fignuts]

This serious father vs son drama being hijacked by cinnamon fucking toast crunch. Hellish.

[xrodmuc316]

LOL shoutout to MJF!

[GD]

Michael Cole's disdain for Dom trumps Jim Ross' for Triple H.

[Sepholio]

lolololololol @ Cinnamon Toast Crunch during one of the best built feuds this entire Wrestlemania

And everyone thought the Mountain Dew Pitch Black match was Brays idea, lulz

[Savio]

Is this the 2nd Father vs Son Mania match? I don't remember any others but Vince vs Shane.

Did Ric Flair ever fight David Flair?

[keeper2k]

Did Ric Flair ever fight David Flair?

Not in this company

[Fignuts]

Dominic's Mysterio/Eddie combo tights look slick. Hope he keeps using them.

[Sepholio]

It's awesome that it says DM on his crotch. Everybody wants get in those.

[GD]

Fuck! Rey landed badly.

[xrodmuc316]

WWE probably got paid $5 million for this Cinnamon Toast Crunch stuff

[Fignuts]

God DAMN

[Savio]

Not in this company

Right but that's not what he asked

[ron the dial]

oh fuck that toss into the turnbuckle....

[keeper2k]

Holy shit what a move!

[owenbunny]

Bad Bunny

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Holy shit that turnbuckle spot was horrific… brought to you by Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[Sepholio]

This ref isn't good at the near fall 2 count.

[GD]

Where the fuck is Escobar?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hate how Cole keeps yelling at Graves and Graves keeps being like yeah dude I agree with you calm down

[GD]

Santos Escobar at Mania :love:

[Fignuts]

Maaaaaaan I wished they would have used the old lwo music when they came out

[#1-norm-fan]

DID I MISS THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CONCERT??????

[Fignuts]

That was great

[ron the dial]

despite the cinnamoji mess that was awesome

[Sepholio]

wish bad bunny had a LWO shirt under his shirt.


bad bunny

[Supreme Olajuwon]

This show has been incredibly sports entertaining so far

Crowd is hot too which really helps

[Fignuts]

I think the mysterio mask might be a tribute to muta. Looks a lot like his current one

[Savio]

Think Dom should have won but I haven't watch in years so maybe this works. At least it wasn't clean.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Great match

[owenbunny]

Bad Bunny

Bad Bunny

[Savio]

Think Dom should have won but I haven't watch in years so maybe this works. At least it wasn't clean.

I guess the good guy should win in the end.

[ron the dial]

i feel like backlash has to be sick in puerto rico with bad bunny hosting

[xrodmuc316]

Why Bad Bunny turning heel on his Wrestlemania Tag Team Partner?

[Evil Vito]

Fun match. Also I enjoyed Cole’s commentary in this. When the heel is so reprehensible that the announcer can’t morally remain unbiased.

[Sepholio]

LWO vs Judgement Day at Backlash?

[ron the dial]

LET'S GO RHEA

[GD]

Looks like Kevin Owens is main-eventing WrestleMania for the second time in a row.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hope Charlotte comes down with a wicked case of diarRhea

[GD]

Looks like Kevin Owens is main-eventing WrestleMania for the second time in a row.

That's two more than CM Punk.

[GD]

Hope Charlotte comes down with a wicked case of diarRhea

You bastard :lol:

[Sepholio]

That's two more than CM Punk.

We'll know if Punk browses the TPWW forums for sure tomorrow based on whether or not he shoots on Kevin Owens on Instagram.

[Sepholio]

Wish Dom was still laying in the ring waiting for his mami to come pick him up

[xrodmuc316]

That's two more than CM Punk.

And K.O. did it while wearing a t-shirt! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If they don’t pull the trigger on main eventer Rhea tonight I am going to bust a tit.

[Fignuts]

Rhea going with the Rudy Guliani look

[Sepholio]

Would totally let Rhea Dom me.

[keeper2k]

I will say this, the pacing of night 1 has been very good

[GD]

Yikes! Flair's new theme is cringe.

[ron the dial]

Would totally let Rhea Dom me.

i want her and jade to tag team dom me

[keeper2k]

When did Charlotte get this shitty entrance theme?

[Sepholio]

You know a smaller version of this set with just the shiny ramp and stairs and the entrance portion of the stage would be an absolutely sick set up for the regular shows.

[GD]

Why's everyone so horny tonight?

[slik]

Good entrance for Charlotte

[GD]

When did Charlotte get this shitty entrance theme?

When she returned from injury and defeated Rousey for the strap.

[xrodmuc316]

Rhea going with the Rudy Guliani look

:rofl: yes!

[ron the dial]

Why's everyone so horny tonight?

this is pretty tame. some dynamite threads get VERY horny. premium cuts of butt meat there.

[GD]

Ripley holding back tears.

[ron the dial]

rhea is OVER

[Savio]

Does Rousey have a match?

[Sepholio]

I'd like to get Adelaide by Rhea

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Charlotte has had 3 distinct faces in her WWE career. Early NXT face, early call up face, and current face. If you put them all side by side they’d look like 3 distinct people.

[GD]

Looking forward to slik's thoughts on Ricochet's wardrobe.

[keeper2k]

Charlotte already has like Jane Fonda old ass looking face, please stop with the work on it. Look what it's doing to Natty's face

[GD]

Charlotte has had 3 distinct faces in her WWE career. Early NXT face, early call up face, and current face. If you put them all side by side they’d look like 3 distinct people.

Body dysmorphia is a motherfucker.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

https://www.thesportster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Charlotte-Flair-Debut.jpg

THIS PERSON IS CURRENTLY WRESTLING IN THE RING RIGHT NOW

[Sepholio]

Rhea going with the Rudy Guliani look

https://i.gifer.com/27WB.gif

[keeper2k]

Does Rousey have a match?

She's in the 8 woman leftover tag match tomorrow night I believe

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Counterpoint:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsrQZlhWcAQUuVK?format=png&name=small

[GD]

Rhea selling that DDT like a motherfucker!

[Sepholio]

*throws unnecessary shade* v glad this ref isn't trying to hijack this match with crazy facial expressions

[Fignuts]

Rhea is so good at selling getting spiked on her head. Better than most dudes even.

[GD]

https://www.thesportster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Charlotte-Flair-Debut.jpg

THIS PERSON IS CURRENTLY WRESTLING IN THE RING RIGHT NOW

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EumfQcvXIAEAuu3.jpg

THIS PERSON IS CURRENTLY OFFICIATING IN THE RING RIGHT NOW

[Fignuts]

Omg charlotte's skin folding like old leather

[GD]

*throws unnecessary shade* v glad this ref isn't trying to hijack this match with crazy facial expressions

Aubrey Edwards or the other one?

[Sepholio]

Really wish Rhea would just start chanting KALI MA KALI MA and rip out Charlottes heart

[keeper2k]

*throws unnecessary shade* v glad this ref isn't trying to hijack this match with crazy facial expressions

Aubrey Edwards doesn't officiate here so we are good :lol:

[Fignuts]

Holy shit that german

[ron the dial]

oh GOD

[keeper2k]

ON THE FACEEEEE

[Sepholio]

her nosssseeee wow ring burn

[GD]

Charlotte has never connected with the moonsault but she never stops trying.

[Sepholio]

nope that was 3 I seent it give her the belt

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I was skeptical if this match would’ve been worthy of main eventing if they would’ve put it on last. So far it has been.

[ron the dial]

I was skeptical if this match would’ve been worthy of main eventing if they would’ve put it on last. So far it has been.

agreed. it's the first match of the night that has really felt like a fight and i dig it.

[Sepholio]

I wish all womens wrestling was even half this good.

[GD]

This match has exceeded my expectations.

[Fignuts]

This is tremendous. Best match of charlottes career so long as they dont botch the end

[ron the dial]

agreed. it's the first match of the night that has really felt like a fight and i dig it.

and i mean this with no disrespect to the rest of the card.

[Sepholio]

This match ain't even over and I already want them to run it back at backlash.

[xrodmuc316]

This is Charlotte's best Mania match of her career.

[Sepholio]

Give these women an hour. Ironwoman at backlash, book it.

At least 2 out of 3 falls.

[GD]

Ripley is champion!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

and i mean this with no disrespect to the rest of the card.

Nah I get it. Most of the matches have been super fun (not the women’s 6 man) and I’ve just been smiling watching them. This one feels like it has big stakes.

[Sepholio]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Heck yes

[Fignuts]

They did not botch the ending.

[slik]

Rhea vs Charlotte was great

[GD]

That was an incredible women's match.

[Sepholio]

Judgement Day to SD confirmed.

[ron the dial]

A+++ best match i've watched all mania weekend so far by far

[Sepholio]

Match of the night right there. Also mean no disrespect because I've been happy with the whole card tonight.

[screech]

Rhea and Charlotte fuckin brought it

[GD]

Charlotte Flair is a bonafide legend!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

3 straight years we’ve had a women’s title match steal the show at Mania

This might’ve been the best of the 3

[Sepholio]

Like I think that might be my favorite womens match ever. It's really up there. One of the best matches period (men, women, tag, the whole works) over the last several years at least.

[Evil Vito]

That was fuckin great, hell yeah Rhea

[ron the dial]

it feels great to be thinking "ok yeah good luck following that one, lads" and knowing that they absolutely can.

[Sepholio]

Charlotte really is about as good as it gets and Rhea is a star. Damn. That's what rasslins about right there gents.

[ron the dial]

night 2 is gonna have a hard time following night 1 though. damn.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That DDT from <a href="https://twitter.com/MsCharlotteWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MsCharlotteWWE</a> ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/XRAHMOISKn">pic.twitter.com/XRAHMOISKn</a></p>&mdash; WWE on FOX (@WWEonFOX) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1642357637017681920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

PAC level selling from Rhea

[slik]

night 2 is gonna have a hard time following night 1 though. damn.

who are you to double el omos

[Sepholio]

I'm really surprised Lashley didn't do his open challenge tonight to be honest. But now damn I'm glad they saved it for tomorrow because they better make it damn good to boost night 2 if it has any hopes of outdoing tonight.

[xrodmuc316]

For real, if I knew the match would have been THIS great, id have agreed fully with them getting Night 1's Main Event.

[Fignuts]

agreed. it's the first match of the night that has really felt like a fight and i dig it.

That was expected. Say what you will about charlotte, but she's more physical than most of the dudes on the roster. It's a big reason why I've never minded her dominating the top of the card.

[Sepholio]

Lesnar squashes Omos and then answers Lashleys challenge. That's what they have to do. That's the only choice.

[ron the dial]

fignuts' song is back!

[Sepholio]

That was expected. Say what you will about charlotte, but she's more physical than most of the dudes on the roster. It's a big reason why I've never minded her dominating the top of the card.

I don't like her, which I guess is intended most of the time with her character, but damn if she isn't the best or damn close to it in the world.

[Savio]

But I'm just a Theory.... an Austin Theory!

[GD]

Pat McAfee :lol:

[Fignuts]

night 2 is gonna have a hard time following night 1 though. damn.

Hoping Bianca and Asuka do their best to top it.

[Sepholio]

awwww man what the hell lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Got dammit Pat

[GD]

McAfee gets a Mania match but not Lashley

[Fignuts]

fignuts' song is back!

Damn kids with their mtv

[keeper2k]

Pat lost against Vince, am I wrong?

[xrodmuc316]

LOL no Michael Cole, Vince beat Pat!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It doesn’t work quite as well without the real Seven Nation Army entrance

But dammit I love Pat

[Savio]

Who is Jon Macfee?

[Sepholio]

Hoping Bianca and Asuka do their best to top it.

Oh man I can't wait to see them try. Because they actually could. It'll be a challenge though.

After that though...damn I want to see this Rhea and Evil Asuka destroy each other too.

[Sepholio]

The facebook

[Savio]

Pat*

Some announcer...

[GD]

Michael Cole's Oh Yeah! gets me every time :lol:

[xrodmuc316]

Pat lost against Vince, am I wrong?

Exactly, maybe Vince is erased from Mania like Benoit!

[Savio]

Is Miz a jobber now?

[ron the dial]

tiny balls chant? ok sure.

[Fignuts]

Snoop about smack mcafee up the head for cutting him off

[Sepholio]

ron I just realized Snoop is higher than us and this is a perfect opportunity to do something about that

[ron the dial]

ron I just realized Snoop is higher than us and this is a perfect opportunity to do something about that

LET'S GET CRACKIN

[Sepholio]

Should have the Trailer Park Boys host one of these and Miz can job to The Green Bastard from Parts Unknown.

[GD]

The fuck is Corey doing :lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Classic Pittsburgh v Cleveland rivalry here.

[Sepholio]

I missed it but did Miz really eat that kick?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

For those who don’t know, George Kittle does the Pentagon Jr “Cero Miedo” taunt when he scores a touchdown.

[ron the dial]

holy hell @ that punt kick

[Savio]

Is Miz a jobber now?

Legit question.

[Sepholio]

holy hell @ that punt kick

right? I was sitting there thinking if he doesn't punt his head here it's an epic fail and then he kicked Miz in the head. Pow, boom, kazoom, straight to the moon. That was sick.

[GD]

Legit question.

He does lose a lot now.

[Sepholio]

Legit question.

"Enhancement" talent.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ooh another cold weather outdoors Wrestlemania next year.

Apologies for whoever has to eat Gunther chops in 40° weather

[GD]

Pat McAfee isn't undefeated. He lost to Vince last year :nono:

[Sepholio]

He really doesn't wrestle much in general these days if you think about it. He's more of an on screen talent with a very limited schedule. Wouldn't surprise me if he was getting close to retiring from the ring, other than maybe an a rare match at something like Mania.

[xrodmuc316]

Miz has the old Jericho role, he gets all the big promotional spots where he gets beat up by whatever celeb/athlete is there. At least he will get replays on ESPN and TMZ.

[GD]

Will we see the Codyvator return tomorrow?

[Sepholio]

My dawgs

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Aww shucky ducky here we go

[GD]

A tag team championship match main-eventing WrestleMania? Vince is going to be irate.

[Sepholio]

Tonight we witness the birth of Kevin Uso when he turns on Sami Zayn and joins The Bloodline.

[Savio]

Tired of the frienemy KO/Sami story

[keeper2k]

Tonight we witness the birth of Kevin Uso when he turns on Sami Zayn and joins The Bloodline.

Kevi Uso

[Sepholio]

fuck turbotax, taxact is better:rant::mad::mad:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If they have Turbo Tax logos on the ring post for this match I swear to god…

[Sepholio]

ITS THE DEVIL HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

[ron the dial]

Tired of the frienemy KO/Sami story

it's been baked in for so long now i don't even think about it

[slik]

wish randy orton would rko lil uzi vert

[Evil Vito]

Christ this show was doing so well and now they have to have all this time-filling bullshit

[slik]

main-event jey uso in da house

[Evil Vito]

There we go uce

[keeper2k]

Was that a song?

[slik]

hoping sami and ko debut their new advocate, Gail Kim

[Sepholio]

That was turrible

[ron the dial]

Christ this show was doing so well and now they have to have all this time-filling bullshit

definitely needed that miz segment between that women's match and the main. would have been insane to right in.

[ron the dial]

lil uzi vert? not so much.

[ron the dial]

fignuts: feelings on lil uzi vert?

[Fignuts]

Graves beat me to it but rember when the uso's couldn't even get booked at mania?

Proud of these dudes.

[Evil Vito]

definitely needed that miz segment between that women's match and the main. would have been insane to right in.

Yeah didn’t care about the Miz thing but Uzi was just like GET ON WITH IT

[Savio]

it's been baked in for so long now i don't even think about it

It's like the last thing I saw 4 uears ago during Samy/KO/Shane

[keeper2k]

Very nice of Kev to let Sami steal his WrestleMania shirt gimmick this year

[GD]

Fucking Sami Zayn is main-eventing Mania! What a journey. Genuinely stoked for this match.

[Fignuts]

fignuts: feelings on lil uzi vert?

Why stop with the auto tune? Let the mic sing the whole song for you.

Lazy fuck

[Sepholio]

shut up cole Ill do your experts and my taxes at the same time

[GD]

Jey Uso deserves this!