The Official Wrestlemania XXXIX Weekend Thread: Raw After Mania Live at 8:00 pm EST!

[GD]

lmao at Snopp Dogg doing the People's Elbow :rofl:

[ron the dial]

snoop dogg hitting them ropes like a fucking pro

[slik]

Shane got a match but not Lashley

make it make sense

[slik]

Snoop had CENA NUFF

[ron the dial]

i mean of course i don't like to see shane get hurt but what we got was probably better than what we were going to get.

[GD]

Cole called it the Doggy Elbow :lol:

[Evil Vito]

Shane blowing out his knee in the middle of the ring just like his dad is fucking hilarious in a dark comedy way. I’m sorry. Like…what are the god damn odds?

Anyway kudos to Snoop for the audible.

[Triple A]

ok @ Shane...

[Sepholio]

If that was a legit injury and Snoop just ad libbed that finish then that was fucking excellent work on his part.

[ron the dial]

If that was a legit injury and Snoop just ad libbed that finish then that was fucking excellent work on his part.

that's sure what it looked like

[Shisen Kopf]

ok @ Shane...

Lol :shifty:

[Savio]

Can I see a gif of Shane busting his knee?

[xrodmuc316]

Either that was a hell of an audible by Snoop, or Shane didnt really blow his knee out.

It looked like Shane did blow his knee out though.

[slik]

hope we never have to see 'wrestle' again

[ron the dial]

i just can't see them booking shane to come down there and fake a knee injury so snoop dogg can drop an elbow when snoop could just have dropped the elbow without shane.

[Evil Vito]

I look forward to seeing this segment again in the WWE 24 documentary

[Triple A]

The Snoop stuff had to be planned... but maybe was supposed to happen after the match or something

[GD]

hope we never have to see 'wrestle' again

I just hope it wasn't a bad injury.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh hey that guy who was shown freaking out during the CM Punk return is in a refs shirt on the hard cam

[Sepholio]

i just can't see them booking shane to come down there and fake a knee injury so snoop dogg can drop an elbow when snoop could just have dropped the elbow without shane.

I think Shane outta nowhere is really a product of the company getting sold. He came back to have one last match at Mania.

[Fignuts]

Way too bright out still for demon entrance

[GD]

Ummm....what the fuck? The Pope's Exorcist?

[Sepholio]

Spooky entrances don't hit right when the sun is shining

[slik]

Edge/Finn is going to get a lot of time, this should be good.

Let's go FINN.

[Triple A]

Damn not interested in this match whatsoever...

[GD]

Russell Crowe :lol:

[Fignuts]

This sponsorship stuff is getting ridiculous

[Triple A]

"BROOD EDGE"

[GD]

Didn't know there was a thing called "Brood Edge"

[Fignuts]

lol his little wings

[ron the dial]

sick entrance for edge

[Savio]

This sounds like a megaman song... not sure which

[Sepholio]

awwww feel like they ruined it by switching to the regular entrance

[Fignuts]

Thank you fucking god @ normal colored hiac

[ron the dial]

awwww feel like they ruined it by switching to the regular entrance

goddammit

[GD]

I'm glad that the "Hell in a Cell" cage isn't red anymore.

[Evil Vito]

“Brood Edge” is such unnecessary branding. Just seeing him emerge from the flames would’ve been enough to know it was an homage.

[ron the dial]

i'm such a sucker for "the demon." very excited for this entrance.

[Fignuts]

First good use of the cg

[Savio]

The mask Edge wore is on Esty for $576 dollars

[Fignuts]

Fuck yeah old theme

[Savio]

Is Finn still undefeated as the Demon?

[Fignuts]

Finn balor suddenly moving like lita

[Triple A]

omg slow motion shit looks so corny

[GD]

horny

[ron the dial]

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/4095/images/thumbnails/218/218-1644073113-1754471975.png

[GD]

Is Finn still undefeated as the Demon?

No. He's lost to Samoa Joe and Roman Reigns while dawning the Demon persona.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Snape kills Dumbledore on page 762.

Sorry I don’t read transphobic propaganda.

Keep it on 4Chan, Rick Steiner.

[Fignuts]

Is that a broom handle

[Sepholio]

would you look at that a conveniently placed purple kendo stick

[Supreme Olajuwon]

IC match ruled. Love the idea of 3 guys just giving license to each other to beat the fuck out of them. Ending was a little eh but not a complaint.

[GD]

Balor with the exaggerated facial expressions and vocals.

[slik]

FINN IS IN TRUNKS ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

[ron the dial]

a cache of red and purple kendo sticks under the ring

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ugh forgot Asuka got a bullshit new theme. Fuck this company.

[Fignuts]

Oh man he drop kicked him right in the balls

[ron the dial]

Oh man he drop kicked him right in the balls

right in his contoured cock

[ron the dial]

these colored weapons are more distracting to me than any ads

[slik]

Is Finn still undefeated as the Demon?

no he lost to Roman as the Demon bc a rope broke

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fast forwarding to catch up

Bianca wins LOL

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh it’s Shane? Fast forward

[Fignuts]

Ugh forgot Asuka got a bullshit new theme. Fuck this company.

Its terrible

[Sepholio]

Finn is leaking

[Fignuts]

Oh it’s Shane? Fast forward

No don't. Trust me.

[ron the dial]

did that ladder bust him hard way? hard to tell but it looked like it got him good.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh hey it’s Russell Crowe. He’s loves fighting round the world.

[Sepholio]

whooooa thats a gash

[ron the dial]

oh fuck yeah he's BLOODY buddy

[Sepholio]

people booing are dickholes and should be banned from rassling

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So they brought the Demon back as a way to do a Hollywood crossover with a new exorcist movie. Fuck this company.

Not really though. Demon is cool.

[Sepholio]

dude they need to finish this and get finn to the back for real. props to him for keeping on but thats getting rough. Thats a lot of blood.

[Fignuts]

Dont remember the demon having these animalistic mannerisms before. Maybe Muta gave him some pointers on having an alternate persona

[GD]

Oh fuck! That was a great spot but terrible camera work.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder if Slik would bang Balor in full Demon paint

[Fignuts]

I would like a logical explanation as to why that platform is there please

[Sepholio]

I would like a logical explanation as to why that platform is there please

Structural integrity.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh no. The Demon entrance during the daylight doesn’t work at all. This is the same thing that happened with Wyatt/Taker in San Francisco.

Absolute disaster.

[GD]

Dont remember the demon having these animalistic mannerisms before. Maybe Muta gave him some pointers on having an alternate persona

He's been doing that for a while now. It's a bit agitating.

[GD]

Demon loses two matches back to back.

[ron the dial]

meh hell in a cell

[Sepholio]

hope finn isnt hurt too bad after that cuz wow. hell of a show

[Sepholio]

meh hell in a cell

it was meh until finn kept going with that cut and then every move suddenly seemed way more important

[Evil Vito]

Two and a half hours in and just the main event to go.

Either this show will end at a decent hour or we’re about to have the longest non-Iron Man match main event in WrestleMania history.

[ron the dial]

it was meh until finn kept going with that cut and then every move suddenly seemed way more important

i dunno i guess i watch too much deathmatch because i didn't think it was that bad

[Sepholio]

Two and a half hours in and just the main event to go.

Either this show will end at a decent hour or we’re about to have the longest non-Iron Man match main event in WrestleMania history.

Oh we bout to have 15 mins of video packages and a solid 20-30 minutes of entrances

[ron the dial]

Two and a half hours in and just the main event to go.

Either this show will end at a decent hour or we’re about to have the longest non-Iron Man match main event in WrestleMania history.

it's gonna be like what a legit 15 for entrances?

[ron the dial]

or let's go with seph's numbers

[slik]

the wrong man won

damn you triple nose

[Evil Vito]

Oh we bout to have 15 mins of video packages and a solid 20-30 minutes of entrances

Oh yeah, Roman gonna make it his mission to have a longer entrance than all Taker Mania entrances combined :(

[Sepholio]

i dunno i guess i watch too much deathmatch because i didn't think it was that bad

I dunno maybe it was the jet black hair dye making it look grim but the cut looked deep af and really long to me. Like they just flopped his scalp back over and glued it down.

[Sepholio]

Oh yeah, Roman gonna make it his mission to have a longer entrance than all Taker Mania entrances combined :(

Damn thats what this mania is missing. Undertaker should just up for an entrance and then leave.

[Savio]

Who's getting waxed?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fast forwarding to catch up. Colored weapons? Edge wins? Passssssssss

[xrodmuc316]

How funny is it that the leftover kendo sticks and chairs from the Mt Dew match made it to Wrestlemania, but neither wrestler who was in that match did?

[GD]

Looks like Belair is doing an impromptu interview.

[GD]

Who's getting waxed?

Ridge Holland.

[slik]

pretending someone is not busted open is dumb

moxley furious

[ron the dial]

oh yeah they are scrambling to pad this thing out now

[Sepholio]

bad bunny

[ron the dial]

pad bunny

[Sepholio]

It doesnt even matter what happens at the end of this show. Night 1 wins easy.

[Evil Vito]

Seriously though. Roman’s title run started in August 2020. Wrestling had been behind closed doors for a few months and WWE had only just started in the Thunderdome.

Meanwhile in AEW, Cody felt like pretty much the face of the promotion in more ways than one, and he’d just dropped the TNT title in a squash to Brodie.

Just imagine telling people at that exact moment that Cody would be the one to eventually end the title run. It’d somehow feel even more ridiculous than anything else happening at that time.

Amazing that we’re on the cusp of this happening.

[ron the dial]

aaaaaaah yes they gotta trot out the HOF class

[Sepholio]

Like I'm not saying tonight was bad but last night was amazing.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Damn. Mad that Bianca won and then got checkmated by #blackgirlmagic

Well played, WWE Corporation

[Savio]

oh yeah they are scrambling to pad this thing out now

Must take awhile to deconstruct the cage

[Sepholio]

aaaaaaah yes they gotta trot out the HOF class

peer pressuring me with filler content, those monsters

[Savio]

Damn Tim White died? :(

[Triple A]

feels like there is so much filler stuff...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Like I'm not saying tonight was bad but last night was amazing.

Last night was the best WWE show in forever. It’s a fine opinion.

[ron the dial]

jesus stacy...

[Sepholio]

Stacy still fine af, good lord

[Sepholio]

Real talk I always thought Stacy was the hottest ever.

[Savio]

Surprised Stacey never won any title.

[Sepholio]

hope Dom attacks him

[Evil Vito]

I’m 34 and have wanted to bang Stacy Keibler since I was old enough to whack off

Seminal figure in my childhood for reasons

[ron the dial]

hope Dom attacks him

did they take him back to prison

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Did Rey and Muta ever wrestle

That would be something

[ron the dial]

I’m 34 and have wanted to bang Stacy Keibler since I was old enough to whack off

Seminal figure in my childhood for reasons

seminal fluid

[Fignuts]

jesus stacy...

Stacy still fine af, good lord

I liked lance storm saying she aged terribly and that shes doing it all wrong. You're supposed to look older.

[Sepholio]

seminal vesicles

[Supreme Olajuwon]

seminal fluid

#POTY

[Fignuts]

lol yeah super padding now

[Sepholio]

they keep showing bits from last night to make tonight seem better

[GD]

They're taking forever to start the main event.

[Triple A]

match not gonna start until like 11:05

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I didn’t time my fast forward well. So many ads.

[Fignuts]

Give lashley an impromptu match ffs

[Sepholio]

Bet Shane and Edge/Finn were supposed to eat up a fair bit more time in reality.

[Savio]

Couldn't they have extended the HIAC match!?!?!?!?

[ron the dial]

this is gonna make me go have a cigarette which is the wrong kind of peer pressure

[Evil Vito]

seminal fluid

Legend has it someone inspires a gallon of seminal fluid they are automatically inducted into your own personal masturbation HOF. Banner hung in the rafters and everything.

[Triple A]

getting mad now, repeatedly thinking "this sucks... this show sucks... fuck this" and stuff like that

[xrodmuc316]

All this recap, they couldn't squeeze an LA Knight promo to Bobby Lashley match?

[slik]

Post HIAC must need a lot of clean up for this much filler

[GD]

Why are they taking so long to start the main event?

[ron the dial]

Legend has it someone inspires a gallon of seminal fluid they are automatically inducted into your own personal masturbation HOF. Banner hung in the rafters and everything.

hung with the very seminal fluids that brought them to the dance to begin with i'd imagine. a very sticky situation.

[ron the dial]

everybody just google hot pics of stacy keibler for a while it's ok

[Triple A]

lol omg another set of commercials

[ron the dial]

or finn's cock contour

[Evil Vito]

If they need to kill more time just see if The Rock still has that flamethrower

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Do you think Titus will come back out for Cody/Roman

[Sepholio]

Do they not want me to watch the main event? Is that what's happening here?

[slik]

please just get on with it

[Sepholio]

everybody just google hot pics of stacy keibler for a while it's ok

Who needs google when you have your own personal archive you've been building for 25 years?

[Sepholio]

im gonna switch to a pirated stream and take away my ratings like coommmeee oonnnnnnn

[Sepholio]

Vince def booking all this filler

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Adrenaline
In my soul
So many
Commercials

[Savio]

Usos vs Sami had the best promo package

[GD]

Codyvator returns :yes:

[ron the dial]

CODYVATOR BABY

[Sepholio]

FINALLYVATOR

[Evil Vito]

WHOAAAAAAA

[Sepholio]

Hey weird guy holding the sign in the front row? I really hope she saw that.

[ron the dial]

-1 with a cody neck tattoo lol

[Evil Vito]

Like that most of the AEW roster are openly rooting for Cody on Twitter and not having to pretend like they’re not watching fucking WrestleMania of all shows.

[Triple A]

Brodie Lee Jr

[GD]

Negative One makes his WWE debut

[Evil Vito]

NEGATIVE ONE

[Supreme Olajuwon]

God dammit Brodie’s son

I’m done. Cody champion forever. Let’s go

[slik]

Great moments tonight w Bianca and the kids and Cody with his daughter and Brodie Jr.

[GD]

Sad @no Goldust

[weather vane]

Then. Now. Forever. Endeavor.

Trevor

[keeper2k]

Fuck. Him giving that belt to -1 just made me start bawling

[ron the dial]

oooooh yeah this piano shit is getting me going....

[Sepholio]

That one dude is getting down

[Evil Vito]

Would be fucking hilarious/amazing if Roman has the longest Mania entrance of all time and Cody beats him with a flash Crossrhodes in 30 seconds.

[GD]

Damb @ no Jimmy & Jey

[Sepholio]

watch this match be only for the title he's wearing

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Roman Reigns is history’s greatest monster. Cody must win.

[Evil Vito]

The pianos are meant to symbolize Roman’s evolution into his Broken Roman Reigns character

[Sepholio]

Hogan mentioned, Iron Shiek FUCK HULK HOGAN tweet imminent.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is this gonna go 45 minutes

[Evil Vito]

Cody’s belt had the names of every company he’s worked at between WWE stints including AEW, ROH, NJPW, and even one for All In since it was a standalone show without a promotion.

Only one not there was BAR Wrestling since it was run by rapist Joey Ryan

[ron the dial]

Oh we bout to have 15 mins of video packages and a solid 20-30 minutes of entrances

this post was at 9:24 pm central time and the ring announcements have just begun

[GD]

Mixed reaction for Codswell Rhodes.

[Sepholio]

Is it me or were there a lot of boos there?

[Triple A]

This ring announcer is laying it on way too thick... bad

[GD]

Roman Reigns looks incredibly emotional.

[Evil Vito]

Mania nosebleed seats are always eye opening. You really aren’t paying to see the show, just to be there for the environment and experience.

Doubly so for this Mania since they didn’t put trons above the ring like they do for most of the stadium Manias.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cody’s white cod piece very distracting

[Sepholio]

Cody should act like his neck tattoo talks to him and gets him psyched up

[slik]

This feels like the biggest WrestleMania main-event in ages

[ron the dial]

This feels like the biggest WrestleMania main-event in ages

the stakes feel real

[Sepholio]

Man Roman is a natural heel and hes so damn good at it lol

[Triple A]

What if Paul Heyman tries to attack -1 and then Brandi Rhodes grabs the mic and cuts a promo in the middle of the match and attacks Heyman...

[ron the dial]

Cody’s white cod piece very distracting

cody's own way of saying ACKNOWLEDGE ME

[ron the dial]

What if Paul Heyman tries to attack -1 and then Brandi Rhodes grabs the mic and cuts a promo in the middle of the match and attacks Heyman...

.........tony?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am legitimately crying <br><br>The way he looks at him. <br><br>The way they look at each other. <br><br>Words cant express how special <a href="https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@CodyRhodes</a> is to us. <br><br>He made Brodie safe on the worst day of his life. <br><br>I can never ever repay his love or friendship. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FinishTheStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#FinishTheStory</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/R9TtQnjEkY">pic.twitter.com/R9TtQnjEkY</a></p>&mdash; Amanda (@MandaLHuber) <a href="https://twitter.com/MandaLHuber/status/1642723108342870017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

CODY YOU WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Between this Main Event and tomorrow’s official announcement of a company sale, it feels like we are truly at the end of an era in WWE and the uncertainty is both scary and exciting.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Wrestlemania</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WrestlingInc</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/UndisputedTitle?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#UndisputedTitle</a></p>&mdash; Glenn Rubenstein (@GlennRubenstein) <a href="https://twitter.com/GlennRubenstein/status/1642724298032025601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Sepholio]

Who'd have ever thought -1 would be the one to open the forbidden door and that he'd do it at the grandest stage of them all? Legendary moment if you think about it.

[GD]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am legitimately crying <br><br>The way he looks at him. <br><br>The way they look at each other. <br><br>Words cant express how special <a href="https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@CodyRhodes</a> is to us. <br><br>He made Brodie safe on the worst day of his life. <br><br>I can never ever repay his love or friendship. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FinishTheStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#FinishTheStory</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrestleMania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WrestleMania</a> <a href="https://t.co/R9TtQnjEkY">pic.twitter.com/R9TtQnjEkY</a></p>&mdash; Amanda (@MandaLHuber) <a href="https://twitter.com/MandaLHuber/status/1642723108342870017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

CODY YOU WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT

This might be the greatest thing Cody has done since he solved racism.

https://i.imgur.com/oMHxdP6.jpg

[slik]

Waiting for QT Marshall to attack Paul Heyman

[Evil Vito]

If Cody wins as he should I’d put the odds at close to 100% that MJF will shout out Cody on Wednesday “from one champ to another” and heavy-handedly imply he looks forward to the champion vs champion match at Mania next year.

[Sepholio]

Man what if Dustin comes out to counter Solo?

[ron the dial]

roman gonna backhand family circus

[slik]

Michael Cole has come across so genuine on commentary this whole weekend

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Them actually acknowledging the refs 10 count is wonderful

[Sepholio]

That was one of the best Cody Cutters I've ever seen him do.

[keeper2k]

roman gonna backhand family circus

Holy shit you popped me with this one, he looks just like that kid lol

[slik]

Whew, that was a 2.9/3 count

[Evil Vito]

Man what if Dustin comes out to counter Solo?

Would be genuinely the best possible use of a super secret Tony/WWE one-off agreement possible. Even that moment would break me.

[Triple A]

Cody is cool

[Fignuts]

Did solo take the belt from -1?

[ron the dial]

FAMILY CIRCUS HAS CENA NUFF

[Triple A]

Heyman with great facial expressions at ringside

[ron the dial]

roman reigns is so good at the last millisecond kick out

[slik]

this is intense

[slik]

roman reigns is so good at the last millisecond kick out

the best of all time

[ron the dial]

big ass uranage

[Evil Vito]

Pacing around my living room rn

[Evil Vito]

Remember when people thought Ted Jr would be the breakout member of Legacy? Lol

[ron the dial]

a damn pedigree!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Codigree

[Sepholio]

jiggle physics

[GD]

I'm very distracted. Need to pay more attention.

[Fignuts]

roman reigns is so good at the last millisecond kick out

the best of all time

Imagine the kickouts of reigns vs okada

[Triple A]

Roman's extremely white teeth very good for his heel character

[Triple A]

This is cool

[Fignuts]

Have to pee so bad

[Sepholio]

Damn hes suffocating the neck tattoo

[Fignuts]

Pray for fignuts

[Fignuts]

Oh god

[Sepholio]

commence tomfoolery

[ron the dial]

fucking rep bump

[Triple A]

Have to pee so bad

banged my foot on a wall while running to piss during ref bump

[ron the dial]

TAG CHAMPS GOTTA COME OUT NOW

[Triple A]

damn @ Cody cheating 2 win

[GD]

What a clusterfuck! I love it!

[Sepholio]

YES

[ron the dial]

godDAMMIT roman is good at that

[Sepholio]

COME ON ROCK

[Triple A]

oh no

[Sepholio]

WHOA

[Triple A]

lol holy shit

[Fignuts]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[GD]

Holy shit! Roman wins! Roman wins! Roman wins!

[ron the dial]

holy shit

[Triple A]

lol horrible tbh... can't believe they didn't have him win

[GD]

This is mental! Roman's going to be champion for 1000+ days. Holy shit!

[Evil Vito]

LOL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[keeper2k]

.....

[Triple A]

Vince?

[GD]

Fuck TurboTax in the asshole!

[Triple A]

lol insane

[ron the dial]

now what?

[Evil Vito]

Dusty finish! Come on!

[GD]

lol Reigns wins!

[Fignuts]

lol rubber chicken

[Triple A]

stupid......